Chapter 363: Zhang Baldzi's explanation
None of us expected the outburst of Zhang's bald daughter-in-law, because we didn't mean that at all, and we didn't say anything, I can't understand which poked Zhang's bald daughter-in-law's weakness and made her suddenly explode!
"Daughter-in-law, why are you talking like that?"
Maybe he drank wine, or he couldn't put it down, Zhang Bald was blushing and had a thick neck, and he retorted in one gulp.
"Oh, drink two sips of horse urine, you don't know who you are, dare you talk to me like this?" His daughter-in-law stood up from the counter, Danfeng's eyes were crossed, and she sneered.
Zhang Bald was excited, sobered up in an instant, nodded and ran over, and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, how dare I, I'm joking with you!"
"Are you kidding?"
As soon as his daughter-in-law reached out and grabbed Zhang Bald's ear, she carried it out, and she didn't spare him in her mouth, and said hatefully: "Today I let you know how many eyes Lord Ma has!"
As he spoke, Zhang Bald was carried to the back room, and with a loud sound of the door closing, the voices of the two disappeared completely. ????" This acting, true or false! The little chubby girl pursed her lips, sandwiched a piece of chicken for Zhou Xianming, and said, "Regardless of them, let's eat!"
"What do you smell?" Zhou Xianming asked.
"Burn the fragrance, it should be some Qingfeng Fairy, go straight to the body, that boss lady is not simple, and Zhang Bald is not a good product!" Chubby Chick said casually.
"Things are getting more and more complicated!" Zhou Xianming muttered, his eyes turned around the little chubby girl and me, and finally fixed on the little chubby girl, and said: "Feng'er, this time the matter is not simple, we will not explore the danger this time!"
The little chubby girl was silent for a while, and said, "Brother Xiao Ming, you and Xie Yin let's go, I have something to do, I'll go to you when I'm done!"
"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Xianming stared at the little chubby girl and asked word by word.
"Hmm!"
The little chubby girl lowered her head, snorted, and munched on the ribs in the bowl.
"Then I'm not leaving, anyway, it's not the first time I've encountered this kind of thing!" Zhou Xianming looked at the little chubby girl for a while, and suddenly became happy, and slowly filled the wine, looking like he was going to be stationed for a long time.
"I was caught off guard by this ration of dog food, this time, you two hurry up and get married!" I'm Nunu, isn't this just a sitcom left for my lover?
The chubby girl blushed and became shy.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhou Xianming's face changed, and he denied it.
"What nonsense, you have to get a certificate to get married, we don't have any conditions for the time being, but you don't need to round the house, you two round the house tonight, everything will be perfect!" I said with a smile.
"I'll see it!"
The little chubby girl was not shy this time, grabbed Zhou Xianming's arm, and looked at him with a light in his eyes.
Zhou Xianming looked at me like a resentful woman, and he was bored.
I ignored his eyes and ate meat and drank to myself.
Until we finished eating, Zhang Bald and his wife did not come back.
We ignored them and went back to the house after eating.
"I analyzed it, there is only one person who is hostile to us and wants to kill us, and that is the so-called mountain god!"
After returning to the house, the little chubby girl analyzed directly.
We both nodded at the same time, and it was a bit of a mess at the moment.
The so-called mountain god wants to kill us, and the ranger's beard is his dog's leg; Another ranger, Lao Zhou, had a vague attitude, and seemed to be good for us, but no one knew what Ann was thinking.
The twin sisters on the other side of the door are dead people, and it is not clear what purpose they are here for, whether they are friends or enemies with us.
The attitude of Zhang Bald and his daughter-in-law was also ambiguous, and the words that Zhang Bald said to us at the dinner table were suspected of provoking.
"In short, no one can believe it, if you want to enter the mountain, you must be fully prepared!" Chubby Girl's last sentence concluded.
We didn't object, that's right, and we both saw that Chubby's purpose was very clear, that is, to enter the mountain, or rather, to enter the underground forest.
"Anyone?"
As soon as he finished analyzing this head, there was a knock on the door, and it was Zhang Bald.
"Someone!" I'll go over and open the door.
"I'm sorry just now!"
As soon as Zhang Bald entered the door, he folded his hands and apologized.
"It's fine!" The little chubby girl waved her hand and said magnificently.
Zhang Bald's eyes turned around on our faces, and said: "My family is thoughtful and thinks a lot, I am different from her, we have one to say one, and two to say two!"
"We don't really care!" Zhou Xianming and I spoke at the same time.
Zhang Bald smiled, took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, opened it and handed it to the two of us, and said, "I know that you are not ordinary people, but there are some things I have to say in advance!"
When he said this, our expressions became solemn, and when he did this, it was tantamount to uncovering everything on the face and directly revealing the inside.
"Our family, enshrined in the Baojia Immortal, but not Hu Huang Erxian, but the ancestor, just now my daughter-in-law's attitude was like that, that is, the ancestor came up, asked me to go back and tell me something!" Zhang Bald took a puff of cigarette and said slowly.
We didn't speak, waiting for him to continue.
"Actually, at the dinner table, I talked so much to you because I wanted to scare you and let you stay with me for a few more days, so that I could make more money!" Zhang Bald continued.
"What did your old fairy say?" I asked.
"The ancestor told me, let me not do much, what do you say, and don't force you to stay, you can leave whenever you want!" Zhang Bald said.
"Which of the three points just now is false?" I asked.
"The second point!"
Zhang Bald raised two fingers, compared and said: "There is indeed a tomb of the great immortal in the mountain, but it is not clear what it is, and no one has seen the corpse, but the custom of burning incense and toasting when entering the mountain exists!"
"What about mandrills and tombs of the Qing Dynasty?" I asked.
"That's all legends, I don't know if it's true or not, but in the past year or so, there have been quite a few missing people in the mountains!" Zhang Bald said.
Hearing this, I laughed, and talked to us at the dinner table for a long time, and none of them were true.
"The ancestor said, you immortals fight, it is us little ghosts who suffer, let me not meddle in things, don't talk too much, and do business with peace of mind!"
Lao Zhang said again, and after speaking, he bowed.
"Okay, no one blames you, let's go!" Chubby chick waved her hand impatiently.
"Hey!"
Zhang Bald's mouth was crooked, and he walked out in response, and when he walked to the door, he turned around and said: "I will stew you toads at night, you look at my craftsmanship, it is old and fragrant!"
With that, he closed the door and walked away.
"Slippery head!" Chubby snorted.
Zhou Xianming lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking, and after a moment, he looked up at the little chubby girl and asked, "Feng'er, you tell me the truth, why did you go into the mountain this time?"
"Brother Xiao Ming, don't ask, I really can't say!" There was a rare look of pleading on the little chubby girl's face.
"Okay, it's okay if you don't say it, anyway, I've been following you, I can always know!" Zhou Xianming didn't say much, nodded and didn't ask again.
"Okay, you come here to play dumb riddles, I didn't sleep well yesterday, I'll make up for it!" I yawned, not interested in listening to their ramblings, and pushed the door open and left.
"Hey, wait for me!"
As soon as he went out, Zhou Xianming's anxious voice came from behind him.
Unfortunately, the sound stopped abruptly, and then there was a bang, as if something had been thrown on the kang.
"If you want to go to the round house, be careful not to collapse the kang!" I knocked on the door, laughed and teased, and then went back to my room.
I slept comfortably and woke up dark by the time I woke up.
The two didn't get up, I went over and called them up, Zhou Xianming's complexion was very bad, just like an angry little daughter-in-law, the little chubby girl still looked heartless.
I looked at them for a moment and came to the conclusion that they didn't have a round house.
"I'm sorry in broad daylight, wait a while, I must get what I want!" Seeing me looking at them, the little chubby girl clenched her fists and made a gesture.
I smiled and didn't speak, Zhou Xianming looked at me with a resentful expression, and I found that his lips seemed to be swollen a little more.
After a brief tidying up, we went to the front hall for dinner, but as soon as we entered, we were a little surprised, and the twins were also there.
The two of them sat quietly at a table next to them, silent, their eyes looking out the window, not knowing what to look at!