"How can you, young man, speak like that? If I let you swallow me, then I won't die? How can I play when I'm dead? I must have eaten you up before I can call it fun. ”

"Can't seniors be good people? Why do you have to play such a hurtful game? ”

"I'm not human, why should I be a good person?"

Lu Yunxiao: "......"

Yun Xiao Gongzi felt that God must be punishing him during this time, and none of the people who came into contact with him could communicate normally.

"It's not right for you to hurt someone for no reason." Seeing that even Lu Yunxiao couldn't say anything about the other party, Bai Xiaoxiao immediately started fighting like a fighter. She didn't know how to quarrel, but she knew that she and Lu Yunxiao were together, and no one could hurt Lu Yunxiao.

"Hmph, I've killed more people, but I'm just hurting people. Hey, little girl, let's have a try. Let's see if you're good or I'm good. ”

"Xiaoxiao, don't compare with him, it's not cost-effective to get hurt because of this kind of person."

"Hmm." Bai Xiaoxiao nodded: "I don't compare with you." Don't come back in the future. ”

"Hmph, you haven't tried, and I haven't lost, why do you say I won't come if you don't let me come? Unless you try to compete with me and win the battle, I promise you not to come here. Otherwise, I will come every day, all the time, hey, hey, little girl, you said you can protect him for a while, can you protect him for a lifetime?

My spirit can remember his taste, and if I find out you're not with him, I'll be able to do it to him right away. ”

Lu Yunxiao's face changed slightly, this feeling of being manipulated and having to be protected by a girl is really not good at all.

"Okay, then I'll compare with you. How are you going to compare? ”

"In this way, I will take out 20% of my strength, and you will also take out 20% of my strength, and we will see who can hurt whom."

"Okay."

"Not really." Lu Yunxiao immediately stopped.

"Hey, you eat soft rice and rely on the protection of women, why are you not allowed?"

Although Yun Xiao Gongzi didn't like it in his heart when he heard this, he didn't have any emotional fluctuations, and said indifferently: "No why, because she will listen to me, not you." ”

"You, you...... You are so shameless, do your mothers know? ”

Lu Yunxiao was slightly stunned, why is this sentence so familiar?

Oh yes. This is the mantra of his family.

"Then how can you get this little girl to compete with me?"

"Nothing."

"You...... Oh! I hate you! ”

"Each other, each other."

Soon, Yun Xiao Gongzi mastered the skill of talking to Yu Linfeng, and made Yu Linfeng jump directly in three strokes.

"If you don't agree to me, then I will really harass you anytime and anywhere, as long as you die, the little girl will seek revenge on me, and I will know her strength. Really, I do what I say. ”

"Do you bet with me?" Feeling that although the other party was simple, he was a martial idiot like a person in terms of divine soul attacks, Lu Yunxiao was almost sure that he would definitely do what he said if he said it.

So instead of dodging, it's better to take the initiative.

"Okay, what's the bet?"

"You're specialized in attacking people's souls, and so am I. It's just that I want to ask, how many years have you been cultivating? ”

"Twenty thousand years!"

"Well, you give me two years, and I'll be with you in two years. If I lose, how about you slaughter? She's just a little girl, are you embarrassed to fight to the death with a little girl? ”

"Humph! But this little girl is very strong, you ...... Tsk, it's just a heaven-level mid-level rookie, so I don't bother to bet with you! ”

"Hehe, an old monster who has cultivated for 20,000 years has only such a little ability, what is there to show off? It has only been three years since I cultivated martial arts, and I have already reached the middle level of the Heaven Rank. Of course, although you can only be regarded as a rookie in your consciousness now, do you dare to give me two years? In two years, I will definitely defeat you with the power of the soul. Or...... Don't you dare? ”

"What? You've only been cultivating for three years? That's it for three years? ”

"Not bad."

Yu Linfeng crossed his fingers and asked, "Why did you do it in only three years?" How did you do that? ”

"No comment. You just tell me if you dare to accept the challenge, right? ”

"Hmph, accept it. You can't be better than me then. "With so many necromancers in this spirit absorbing stone alone, he can impact the lower immortals, so he may lose to this kid?

Lu Yunxiao sighed: "You are such a stupid brain, how do I feel that I will feel like I will not be able to win at that time?" ”

"What? How dare you call me stupid? Yu Linfeng was depressed.

"Of course, don't you think you're stupid?"

"I'm certainly not stupid. I think I was single-handed, and I ......"

"What are you?"

"Nothing. Hum! I'm too lazy to tell you, and you don't understand it. ”

"How do you know I don't understand if you didn't say that?"

"Hmph, Huangkou Xiaoer, the salt I eat paved a road, and it is more than you can walk in your life."

"Just because you've lived long doesn't mean you're smart enough. Do you dare to keep betting with me? ”

"Bet on what?"

"We test our IQ once a day, I give three questions a day, as long as you can answer one of my questions, even if you have an IQ, super powerful. So how about the soul in that stone that day be absorbed by the victorious side? ”

"Okay, come on, who's afraid of whom!" In order to prove that his IQ was sufficient, Yu Linfeng agreed to Lu Yunxiao's bet.

"Good. The first question, under what circumstances can a mouse fly? ”

Jade Linfeng: "......"

After being stunned for a long time, Yu Linfeng suddenly burst out laughing. He felt that God was all for him. This question happened to have been tested by the young master before.

"You ask the second question first." Yu Linfeng said. Because he felt that he could not only answer one question, but he could answer all three questions at once.

"No, you have to answer one by one. Because my problems have continuity. Lu Yunxiao said casually. This question was tested by Dudu before, except for the first question he didn't answer correctly, and he answered the other two correctly. This serial question is more pitiful, so it's used to pit that old monster, just right.

"Think about it! Let me ask first, is this rat a monster? ”

"No, just ordinary rats."

"Oh, then he just took the pill that can fly."

Lu Yunxiao: "......!!! ”

"Then why can snakes fly?"

"Haha, of course it's because he ate a mouse that can fly."

Lu Yunxiao: "!! ”

"Why can an eagle fly?" Lu Yunxiao's voice became a little excited.

"Hahaha, boy, the eagle can fly, you are blind!"