Chapter 16: I Have a Special Skill for Changing Clothes
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Jiang Nannan found that Xu Xian and Zhang Jiyao seemed to have started a cold war, well, and it was one-sided.
In the end, Zhao Qingxuan failed to drive the two down the mountain, but Jiang Nannan's revolution achieved the success of the first step, at least, Zhang Jiyao's clothes were no longer sewn by Jiang Nannan. Zhao Qingxuan warned Zhang Jiyao, either he should be careful not to keep drilling into the thorn bushes, or he should be ready to be unclothed in the future.
Zhang Jiyao was warned and never went to look for Jiang Nannan again, and actually ran to find Xu Xian.
Jiang Nannan witnessed all this, she felt that Zhang Jiyao was really stupid, and swore on the front foot that she didn't like Xu Xian, and went to Xu Xian with her torn clothes on the back foot. What will Xu Xian do? As a tsundere eldest lady, what can she do? Of course, she smashed the clothes Zhang Jiyao brought towards Zhang Jiyao, and slammed the door with a "bang" to show her determination to disdain to be friends with Zhang Jiyao.
Zhang Jiyao didn't know what he had done wrong, he looked innocent, holding the more innocent torn clothes, and turned his head to complain to Jiang Nannan, who came to bring Xu Xian's washed clothes: "What kind of neurosis does she have?" If you don't want to sew clothes for me, you don't have to do this to me? ”
Jiang Nannan rolled his eyes and said that he didn't want to pay attention to Zhang Jiyao.
Zhang Jiyao still had a headache: "Zhao Qingxuan won't let you sew clothes for me...... Why won't he let you sew clothes for me! Don't think I don't know, you sewed his clothes when they were torn! ”
Of course, you can't beat him!
Jiang Nannan is proud that he has hugged a thick thigh.
Zhang Jiyao stared at the hole in his clothes with a desperate expression: "You can't let me wear torn clothes, right...... Although I can tolerate the torn clothes, the torn places of the clothes are a little too embarrassing. ”
Below the abdomen and above the thigh, a big hole was cut, comparable to the open crotch pants worn by children, God knows how Zhang Jiyao did it, so that this part of the clothes was cut.
Jiang Nannan was busy, she still had to prepare dinner, she didn't have time to pay attention to Zhang Jiyao, she turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by Zhang Jiyao, Zhang Jiyao looked flattering, and his tone made Jiang Nannan goosebumps rise: "Nannan, my good Nannan, you can help me, just hide from Zhao Qingxuan and not let him know." ”
Absolutely not!
Jiang Nannan finally won the right not to sew clothes for Zhang Jiyao, how could he agree so easily. But Zhang Jiyao's dead face is also very scary, Jiang Nannan was entangled and had no choice, so he casually gave Zhang Jiyao a bad idea.
She wrote in a dragon and phoenix dance - Xu Xian has a lot of clothes, wouldn't it be good for you to wear her clothes?
Zhang Jiyao's face was inviolable: "I am a big man, how can I wear a girl's clothes." ”
Jiang Nannan rolled his eyes and continued to write-When you were your daughter, did you wear less? You have also smeared rouge with sunflower and water.
Zhang Jiyao was speechless: "......"
Jiang Nannan swore that she really just "said" casually and used it to send Zhang Jiyao away, but she never expected that Zhang Jiyao's brain circuit seemed to be different from that of normal people, and he actually seriously adopted Jiang Nannan's bad idea.
Zhang Jiyao really wore Xu Xian's clothes. But as a man, he preserved the last bit of self-esteem as a man, and Zhang Jiyao adopted a tactful way of saving the country with curves. In fact, at the beginning, Zhang Jiyao was just a whim, and he didn't expect this method to really work.
All this happened in the quiet of the morning.
The sound of the rooster sounded, Jiang Nannan got up sleepily to make breakfast for this big family, and when she was about to arrive at the kitchen, she saw Xu Xian flashing in front of her eyes. Xu Xian would not get up so early, she would always lie in bed until Jiang Nannan prepared breakfast, and she would wash up and rush out to eat breakfast. Jiang Nannan rubbed his eyes, thinking that he had recognized the wrong person.
However, it turns out that Jiang Nannan did not recognize the wrong person.
As soon as Jiang Nannan brought breakfast to the table, there was an earth-shattering roar from the ancient mansion: "Ah! ”
Frightened, Jiang Nannan's hand shook, and the steamed bun that was almost overflowing from the basin fell out, fortunately, Meng Wudi, who had been waiting at the table, had a quick eye, and reached out to grab the steamed bun, he caught the steamed bun and didn't put it back, but put it in the big bowl in front of him, which was already filled with four steamed buns, with a pair of big eyes shining.
This is a rare moment of moving happiness for Meng Wudi.
Jiang Nannan didn't have time to care about anything else, still immersed in the shock caused by that roar, what happened? Listening to that voice, it seemed to be made by Zhang Jiyao.
Jiang Nannan scratched his heart and lungs curiously, but the other three people at the dinner table did not move like a clock, waiting for Jiang Nannan's breakfast to be fed, as if they didn't hear the movement. Zhao Qingxuan even waited impatiently, knocked on the table and urged: "Serve porridge, use your hands and feet neatly." ”
Jiang Nannan: "......"
Jiang Nannan pursed his lips, so he had to press the soul of the burning gossip that resisted himself, and filled a bowl of porridge to the three of them one by one, just when Jiang Nannan was about to serve porridge to himself, Zhang Jiyao rushed in in a hurry, wearing the same set of "open crotch pants" as yesterday, but he had a trace of shame, grabbed a piece of clothing and tied it around his waist, blocked the hole, and looked at the shape, it seemed that he rushed over in a hurry as soon as he woke up.
"What about Zhang Jiyao?" He asked, angrily.
Jiang Nannan was stunned by the question.
Zhao Qingxuan took a sip of porridge and said leisurely: "Let's go on an adventure in the back mountain." ”
"Zhang Jiyao" had a pair of eyes that were about to burst into flames: "That bastard, what did you do to me!" ”
A flash of inspiration flashed in Jiang Nannan's mind, and he suddenly felt that he seemed to understand something.
In the blink of an eye, Meng Wushu had already wiped out most of the steamed buns in front of him, he wiped his mouth, and said concisely: "Sleep, hit your head." ”
As soon as Meng Wudi spoke, people who didn't know him wouldn't understand what he was talking about, Old Man Xue finished drinking a bowl of porridge, why don't you talk about it, and explain for Meng Wudi: "Last night, the young man surnamed Zhang was all over the house looking for a place to fall on his head, it seems that he succeeded?" You're asleep at the moment, and I'm afraid you don't know. ”
Falling on your heels?
At this moment, Jiang Nannan's IQ went online and figured out the ins and outs of the whole thing.
Don't...... Zhang Jiyao and Xu Xian swapped bodies again? Zhang Jiyao did not hesitate to try his best to change his body with Xu Xian in order to be able to wear Xu Xian's clothes, just to be able to wear women's clothes justifiably?
Jiang Nannan thought in a trance, she still didn't seem to know Zhang Jiyao well enough......
And now, Xu Xian, who was dressed in Zhang Jiyao's skin, gritted his teeth hatefully: "Who taught him to do this!" ”
Xu Xian has reason to believe that with Zhang Jiyao's IQ, it is impossible to think of such a damaging method.
Zhao Qingxuan seemed to glance at Jiang Nannan casually, Jiang Nannan was as quiet as a chicken, sitting on the side and drinking white porridge, Zhao Qingxuan sneered and didn't poke her.
Xu Xian was anxious and angry, even if she was hungry, but she didn't have the appetite to eat at all, she didn't want to use such a bad skin anymore, Xu Xian hated and said, "Who will give me the back of my head?" I'm going to trade him back! ”
Zhao Qingxuan wiped his mouth and said coolly: "There are many jackals, tigers and leopards in the back mountains, if you exchange them with him, can you ensure that you can walk back safe and sound?" ”
In a word.
Xu Xian was about to cry, but was there any other way, she endured it and endured it, but she still couldn't hold back her head and roar: "What is he doing this for!! ”
Xu Xian was very angry, Zhang Jiyao didn't even take a bath last night! She could now smell the sweat coming from her body, it was terrible.
Jiang Nannan always ate his breakfast quietly, complaining silently in his heart.
What else can it be for?
Just to be able to wear your clothes.
What can Xu Xian do? Xu Xian was also very desperate, she desperately took a chair and sat at the gate of the ancient house, waited from dawn to sunset, and finally waited for Zhang Jiyao, who was returning home with great interest.
Xu Xian looked at Zhang Jiyao, his eyes were about to burst into flames.
Zhang Jiyao was wearing her favorite red clothes, at the moment her white, tender and cute little face was dirty, and there was even a small scratch on her left cheek, and she couldn't see her original beauty in the city, and what was even more terrifying was that the red dress that mopped the floor was torn off by Zhang Jiyao, and the ruin was no longer what it looked like.
At that moment, Xu Xian wanted to strangle Zhang Jiyao and die with him.
Zhang Jiyao was in a flying mood, and he was about to fly with happiness. Although Xu Xian's body is not very physical, fortunately, his body is petite compared to his original physique, and more importantly, he is very satisfied with the flexibility of his body, and he can get into many places that he couldn't get in before.
Zhang Jiyao plans to use Xu Xian's body to explore in the future.
Zhang Jiyao's expedition to the back of the mountain has made revolutionary progress because of a new body.
However, after seeing Xu Xian, Zhang Jiyao's original good mood disappeared in an instant, and he was thinking about how to explain to Xu Xian, so that Xu Xian would agree to lend him his body every day.
If Xu Xian could hear Zhang Jiyao's heart, she would only throw down four words - don't even think about it.
However, Xu Xian couldn't hear it, she asked with a gloomy face, "How are you going to explain?" ”
Zhang Jiyao's footsteps stopped, and he even wanted to turn around and run, but he couldn't run, because he couldn't use Xu Xian's body all the time, and he was still very satisfied with his original body. Zhang Jiyao sneered: "...... Last night, I accidentally fell and ......"
Xu Xian sneered: "If you're not careful, can you fall more than a dozen times?" The back of the head is about to swell? ”
Xu Xian still feels a faint pain in the back of his head!
This bastard is really ruthless enough to do it to himself.
Xu Xian racked his brains, but he couldn't figure out why Zhang Jiyao did this. After all, normal people can't figure out that the cause of this incident was for a torn dress......
Zhang Jiyao was not good at finding excuses to fool people, so he could only scratch his head and smirk.
Xu Xian closed her eyes, she really couldn't accept Zhang Jiyao using her face to show such a stupid expression.
"You don't want to take revenge on me because I refuse to sew you clothes, do you? Do you still use such a method of injuring 800 enemies by yourself? ”
Zhang Jiyao continued to smirk.
Xu Xian took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.
It can't be like this anymore, let's get my body back first.
Xu Xian gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, took out a brick from behind him, and smashed it into his head like a strong man breaking his wrist.
No one can stop her.