Chapter 682: Which Discipline!
Chapter 682: Which Door Competes!
From the very beginning, Little Bubbles didn't have a suitable playmate.
Well,I know that I know that I have the ultimate daddy aura controller、Mobile father's love transmitter、Lori summoning machine that can walk, etc.,The above titles are provided by the friendship of the black god pseudo-Lori and the tsundere poisonous tongue great prophet),I have collected a lot of loli around me,Among them, there is more than one daughter attribute.,But you have to understand,There are really few who can play together as carefree as a little bubble.。
The belly is black, the trick-or-treating, even the mercury lamp with the most paternal attributes is a psychologically mature girl who is almost demonic, in a group of such strong sisters, the mind is as simple as a real little bubble, not to mention the big Yali Mountain, usually let the sisters bully - although they are all kind, but every day from time to time crying to find Dad or Mom No. 1, No. 2, No. 3 is a common thing.
There have always been only two people in the family who can barely be counted as little bubble playmates, one of them is Ding Dong, the goddess who is the first in the stupid trio, Xiao Douding has been the first playmate of Little Bubbles for a long time because of his character and intelligence, and he is the person who usually plays with Little Bubbles the most, but unfortunately, the so-called play seems to be just the wishful thinking of Little Bubbles, given that the little girl will short-circuit her brain from time to time and grab the Tinkerbell and stuff it into her mouth, the latter has always guarded the little bubbles as a flood beast, Even the stupid goddess who doesn't have enough brains knows how terrible it is for a behemoth who occasionally treats herself as food.
And the second is Sister Jill who later joined the extended family, our most ancient queen.
That's right, that's a pretentious, arrogant, arrogant, and outspoken guy who doesn't have a good brain, but now she's on the throne of a friend of children, and a certain dull flat-chested king who holds this children's educational book all day long is Ya.
No matter how heroic the original hero King Gilgamesh is (according to many analyses, maybe Gil's original character is really such a type), the current Ji'er Gem has made our mighty and domineering little bubble trained into a world's first nanny, although the Gil sister on weekdays is still so unkind to everyone, but only likes Little Bubble very much, maybe it's the little girl's simple cuteness that even the hero king can impress, Anyway, now Little Bubbles' second playmate is Jill.
But the two playmates are just babysitters or pets anyway (yes), and Bubbles needs a real peer as a friend after all, which neither Clankle nor Ji'er Kami nor those strange sisters can satisfy our little princess.
But just when I, a father, had a headache for this, a person was born:
Xuehua Qijing - an unlucky girl who has experienced a series of events such as soul travel, amnesia and rebirth, reincarnation in the royal family, being born in the harem, having special abilities, the emperor's father, a pile of sisters, and the war years, and finally became her daughter......
If it weren't for the fact that reincarnation was not optimistic about the classification, the girl would at least be the No. 1 Hua Dan of the female frequency now, so reincarnation is a technical work, not only looking at the father, but also looking at the classification.
It's decisively gone.
In short, I mean, Xuehua Qijing and Little Bubble are unexpectedly so compatible, this is really a gratifying thing, two worrying little girls have found people of the same age who can play at the same time (one is two years old, one is two months, fortunately it has not reached the level of generation gap), why did you say such a coincidental thing happened like this?
Well, of course, it would be better if Bubbles didn't drag me on every time when she was playing with Qijing......
If you haven't experienced it yourself, you guys can't understand how painful it is for a good young man to have to play with two little hairy girls and watch them compete with a few dolls for a whole hour.
Xuehua Qijing, a girl who doesn't support roaming!
After testing, once Xiao Qijing leaves my side for more than five meters, it will begin to gradually dissipate, and above seven meters, it will become like smoke and lose its form, and after just a dozen seconds, it will return to an energy wave and return to my spiritual sea, and then Little Bubbles will encounter something like "The Lori you are looking for is not in the service area". So in order to ensure the normal play of the two little ones, I had to watch stupidly all the time, staring at a certain super mouthy golden glitter, it was really a sad night, and I finally fell asleep with my daughter's doll in my arms......
Early the next morning, let that hateful guy of Ji'er Kamei laugh hard, holding the little bubble in my left hand and the doll in my right hand, I looked up at the sky and wanted to die.
I got up with a tangled expression, put away the little bubble doll, and began to help my daughter dress and comb her hair.
It's really your father, little bubble!
"Uh-huh~! ~! The little girl in her arms writhed restlessly, as if sensing her father's resentment, and tried to cure her father's melancholy by trying to sell cuteness, but unfortunately, her efforts had no effect at all except for making my hair that I had managed to comb her well and turn it into a pot of porridge.
Xiao Qijing has returned to the spiritual sea, and now she is sleeping in a drowsy manner with Alay's big wings, anyway, from a sociological analysis, Alayya is also half of Xiao Qijing's own mother, the sleepiness gene inherited from the former to the latter seems to have had an effect, the little guy now has to sleep more than twelve hours a day, every time I look at the soul, the scene I see is a certain cat angel and a puppet girl hugging a ball and falling asleep......
Behind us, a certain flat-chested queen is still resisting her low blood pressure when she gets up, hum, and laughing at me for falling asleep with a doll in my arms, and you don't look at what you are holding in your arms!
"Hey! Untouchables, this king commands you to look straight ahead and not turn your head! This king is going to change his clothes! ”
Listening to the proclamation behind me, I looked at the big mirror that occupied half of the wall in front of me and thought silently: What is this girl stuffed in her head? She still said this while looking in the mirror by herself!
"It's still blue and white today, huh?"
I pinned the little bubble with a crystal hairpin while looking at the delicate stupidity in the mirror.
"Hey, it's all the things you gave, and you still ask this king - hey! You peek! ”
"Wait until you have a curve and then worry about it."
I didn't look back, and the blue and white striped naked sleeping king in the mirror suddenly burst out: "Damn pariahs! Not only did he have the courage to sleep with this king, but he also offended this king so much! Who will allow you to breathe the air that belongs to the king in this room? Go out to this king! ”
"Okay, good, go out of the 龗 and go out of the 龗 ~~~"
Just like dealing with a child, I casually agreed twice, picked up the strange-shaped little bubble that had been dressed up by myself and walked to the door, but the other party shouted again: "Put the little princess down!" Look at the bunch of hairpins you put on her!! ”
I glanced down, and was suddenly dazzled by a small radiant head—patronizing with Ji'er Kame, the hairpin of the little bubble's head made me look like a steel helmet.
Pushing the little princess to Jill's nanny, who is a professional, I turned around and staggered downstairs.
As a result, as soon as I came to the staircase, I bumped into a speechless scene.
Pandora was standing barefoot in front of the dressing mirror in the living room, staring blankly at herself in the mirror, then sneakily looking around at no one, and quickly reached out and drew a black line with a pen on the mirror.
…… This move is obviously too much, my one-meter-two sister! Do you think that a black line at 1.2 meters suddenly appears on the mirror at home, and we can't imagine whose masterpiece it is?
But seeing Pandora make such cute moves when no one is around, how to say, I feel like I've been cute for a moment.
"That's a terrible resentment, isn't it?"
Suddenly, there was the sound of Sandora smiling behind me, and when I turned around, the blonde girl who was still wearing pajamas smiled and gently came up and gave me a fragrant kiss.
"You saw it...... That girl was really unlucky. The corners of my mouth curled, "Anyway, she's never been tall?" ”
"Oh, I've heard Civis mention this," Sandora tugged at my arm and leaned over mysteriously, "It is said that Pandora used to do this secretly when she was not a general: there was a command tower behind the officer quarters where she lived at the time, and Pandora would go to the command tower every day to check her height, and after each inspection, she would carve a shallow line on the command tower in an inconspicuous place......"
"And then?" Looking at Sandora's face, I knew that there was a more cheating follow-up to this story, but I couldn't help but ask.
“…… The last tower fell. ”
Silly girl, you can't carve it in another place?! Or are you already going around the whole tower and really can't find a place?
At this moment, I was deeply shocked, and then I was convinced, about Pandora's resentment of her height, this body has really received.
Today, the carnival of the Shadow City is still going on, for the fourteen-day continuous festival, now everything is just the beginning, no one will think that such a celebration is too long, visitors from all worlds are immersed in the bizarre but wonderful world realm, there will be new surprises every moment, compared to the territory controlled by the empire and the number of ten thousand races under its name, the fourteen-day display time can only be described as hasty, many world realms in the limited display platform can not even grab a place, This has given rise to a lot of itinerant street vendors and street performers, and for these idlers who are some illegal but are also carnival guests, we can't use the same means as we do to deal with the Sicaro piracy gang, so the chengguan have really worked hard in the past two days, especially after a two-day adaptation period today, it seems that the street vendors around the country have exploded......
"Ahh......hhhh Why are you so busy!! ”
While leading Sandora and Asa to inspect the districts, we came across Reimu Hakurei, who was on duty, and the red and white witches, who were about to run wild, were waving the royal coins in their hands to disperse a group of wandering artists who had almost completely blocked the road, screaming in their mouths.
Under our watchful eye, it took a few minutes for the city manager Hakuri Reimu to successfully restore order to this street, but the girl didn't seem to have any sense of accomplishment in this, just yawned lazily, and looked depressed: "I'm so tired...... Although I have a salary, I am still tired...... Sure enough, I miss the days when I was at the shrine and swept left and right, and then drank tea and basked in the sun.,Hawkers,Let's start being lazy......"
"Ahem, Reimu." I couldn't stand it, and suddenly coughed out behind the red and white witch.
"Wow!" The girl in front of her suddenly jumped up like a frightened rabbit, and then turned her head and retreated several meters, "You, you...... When are you ...... I'm absolutely not lazy! I definitely didn't expect to secretly skip work and go to Sylvia's small shop to drink tea and eat snacks, bask in the sun at the door, and spend time leisurely until the end of work......"
You're drooling!
I fully know what kind of character the girl in front of me is.,Extremely afraid of trouble.,When you can be lazy, you can be lazy and you can drag it out.,Even when I'm in Gensokyo, I'm only going to solve the mutation when I'm forced to get into more and more trouble.,And because there's no pay to solve the mutation, I'm quite resentful.,Now in the shadow city, I commute to work regularly every day.,It also happened to meet the busiest carnival period of the city managers.,It's strange that she can work hard!
But this guy at least has a bit of a basic sense of responsibility, and every time he is lazy, it's after patrolling the neighborhood he is responsible for, which makes me always turn a blind eye to her, and of course I'm not looking for trouble now.
"Without deducting your salary, let me ask how the demon fox girl is?"
"What, it turned out that it wasn't a deduction of wages, it scared me," Hakuri Reimu suddenly showed a relieved look, as if as long as the salary kept this world, the world would be peaceful, "It's still unconscious, it's said that it will take a few days to wake up, Zi is taking care of her......"
"How do you take care of people in a medical cabin?"
“…… Yes! Purple is so cunning! She skipped work! ”
I'm already desperate for these two guys who have no employees to sneak away at any time!
After hearing the news that Yakumo Blue was still unconscious, I also dismissed the idea of visiting the medical center, and after saying goodbye to Reimu, who was constantly fragmented, I walked towards G-77 with Sandora and Asami.
Finally, we're finally getting to see the most ferocious playing field in the legend.
Area G-77, a joint exhibition area, is also an exhibition area for competitive projects, the organizers here are the Azeroth World and the New Eden Federation, and the participants include more than 40 teams from at least 20 World Circles, of course, this is not the place of the cheater, the place of the cheater is ...... The competition held here is eSports.
Don't understand? Well, StarCraft, Warcraft, The King of Fighters 20, Guilty Preparation......
I always thought that my shallow head was enough to be unusual, but I never thought that in the distant otherworld, there were geniuses who could race faster than shallow heads, how did you say that those racial leaders thought of this stubble?
There are still hundreds of meters away from the exhibition area, we can already hear the boiling shouts and exciting earth-shaking music in front of us, and when we get closer, what is presented in front of us is the boiling scene of the crowd of people, the audience from all over the world crowded this open-air venue that is grander than the National Stadium, cheering for the players they support, countless large-scale projection systems have been arranged in the venue, and the live broadcast of the game in the core area of the stadium is transmitted to the audience in real time. A new game has just begun.
The ongoing event is the Warcraft semi-finals, and the contestants are...... Team Azeroth and Team Azeroth.
Looking at the list of players on the large projection in mid-air and the annotations below, I felt that my view of the world was gradually collapsing.
Nima, you really can't find anything at all, can you?
The host's voice echoed over the arena: "Ladies and gentlemen! Guests from all walks of life! Exciting times are here, the semi-finals, a match that will decide where the four teams will stay, is about to begin! I'm the host of this game, Tyks? Finley, first of all, let's introduce today's contestants: the troll player from Durotar, Serakin? Dahl, as always, chose his best Terran, a human player from Stormwind, Hilda? Dugan, still chose the undead who brought him countless victories! A player from the Undercity, Hisak? Bone Demon, oh, Emperor forbid, he chose the Night Elves this time! After a series of unsuccessful attempts to choose the Terrans, Mr. Hisak chose the Night Elves that he rarely used! Is this a Jedi counterattack?! The last one, the Night Elf player Van Moore? Pangen, oh oh in the name of the emperor! Random! The Van Moore player actually chose random! Today's game was so much fun! The two players made a jaw-dropping choice! The Emperor is watching you! You are responsible for your choices! Let's see what kind of exciting competition these four players who have reached the semi-finals today will bring us, whether it is the power of the trolls of the human race, or the immortality of the human race, the cunning of the Night Elves in the hands of the Forsaken, or the upset of the random race of the Night Elves, oh my God, this game ...... This game is simply too much of a test for the hosts...... Renault! My tongue doesn't work, I'll do it for you! ”
Your sister, no matter how much Teks's tongue is used, my brain is knotted.
"Ah Jun Ah Jun...... I feel a little dizzy. ”
Shallow eyes full of mosquito coils, tugging on my arm and shaking it vigorously, "Who are they with whom?" ”
You ask me and I ask who to go! Anyway, even the shallow feeling dizzy, has the chaos of this game really broken through the sky?
At this time, this super chaotic and painful game has kicked off, and the players on the field have been shrouded in soundproof enchantments to prevent the cheers outside the field from interfering with their normal play, and outside the field, the overwhelming audience has quickly formed several camps and started to scold the street - this is definitely the strongest e-sports competition in history, we not only have a group of chaotic players, but also a group of spectators with n plus numbers of combat effectiveness, you look at the group of beast mothers over there, holding a super-large portrait of the troll player in her hand, The scene of waving and shouting "for the alliance" at the top of his voice, you look at a group of Stormwind City cheerleaders here, waving the banner of the undead in their hands, and shouting a tsunami one by one: "Kill the humans", this scene is ......
Director, I want to kill the organizers, okay?