Chapter 275: Threesome
"You big-headed ghost!" Liu Man'er stretched out her hand and slapped him on the head, and said: "Think about it yourself, the first time I could have killed you, but let you go, then you owe me a life, in the canyon, I could have left you behind, but no, you owe me another life, you block it for me, offset one, and now you still owe me a life!" ”
Liu Man'er said and grinned, and said: "You're right, the grace of saving your life is promised by yourself, of course, you look like this, you just want to be my concubine, I won't want it, it's almost the same to reluctantly accept you as my subordinate!" ”
"Am I that bad?" Zhang Shiquan touched his face with his injured hand, looking very devastated.
"Your face was given to you by your parents, and you have to be grateful to accept it whether you look good or bad, but you make the face that your parents give you so sloppy, this is your sin." Liu Man'er meant something.
"Am I sloppy?" Zhang Shiquan was still a little unconvinced, and said: "I'm a man, like you dress, even if you dress up as a man, it's a little white face." ”
"Yes, I'm a little white face, but women in this world like little white faces." Liu Man'er laughed and asked, "Let me ask you, have you married a wife?" ”
Zhang Shiquan didn't speak, and Liu Man'er sneered: "You can't marry a daughter-in-law, right?" I tell you, as long as I was dressed like this, and went into that city, I don't know how many girls secretly promised me. ”
Seeing her smug face, Zhang Shiquan said: "Hmph, you are a little girl who deceives others, when you dress up in women's clothes, you see if people will hit you with rotten eggs!" ”
"I never said that I was a man, and there was no law that my clothes were worn by men, but my face was like a crown of jade, and my posture was heroic, and it was normal for these women to admit their mistakes." Liu Man'er said slowly.
Zhang Shiquan thought for a long time to refute Liu Man'er's words, but he didn't come up with it, and finally only held back three words: "Shameless!" ”
"Then I'm more face-saving than you." Liu Man'er shrugged her shoulders and said: "I don't steal or rob, how can I be like you, robbing houses and houses, doing all kinds of evil, looking terrible, and stopping children from crying at night!" ”
"You ......" Zhang Shiquan was angry, but he couldn't think of anything to refute.
Liu Man'er was secretly amused in her heart when she saw him deflated, but she didn't stimulate him anymore, but just asked, "Where did you find the water source just now?" ”
"It's a bit far from that." Zhang Shiquan handed the barbecue in his hand to the coachman and asked him to help hold it, then stood up, "I'll take you there." ”
Liu Man'er didn't have a sense of direction, seeing this Shiquan taking the initiative to ask for help, she naturally didn't refuse, took her own things, and the two walked forward one after the other, and Shuai Shuai also jumped behind the two.
After walking around for a while, Liu Man'er heard the sound of water, and she ran to the place where the water sounded, and after a while, a small river appeared in front of her.
The water of this river is quite clear, but there are some wild beast footprints next to it, and it seems that many wild beasts usually come here to find water.
After washing his face in the water, and taking off his shoes and socks to wash his feet, Zhang Shiquan was about to talk to her, when he turned his head and saw her sitting on the stone, shaking her little feet and playing in the water, her white little feet shook his eyes, his face turned red, and he quickly turned his head, but the white and tender little feet involuntarily appeared in his mind.
While playing with the water with her feet, Liu Man'er untied her scattered bun, took out a wooden comb from her arms, and after straightening it out, she still tied a high bun on her head and fixed it with a hairpin.
After washing her feet, she staggered each other to dry on the hakama, still wearing shoes and socks, and turned around to call Zhang Shiquan, but saw that his body was tense and his back to her, she walked over strangely, saw that his face was flushed, and asked a little puzzled: "Hey, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I'm fine." Zhang Shiquan waved his hand, coughed twice, concealed his embarrassment, and asked, "Have you washed it?" ”
"Well, your face is so dirty, wash it too." Liu Man'er proposed.
"Who says I'm dirty? I'm not dirty. Zhang Shiquan retorted, but he also obeyed Liu Man'er's instructions, walked to the water's edge, and picked up the water to wash his face.
Liu Man'er laughed and said, "I just washed my feet here, aren't you dirty?" ”
Zhang Shiquan was not dirty in his heart, but when he heard Liu Man'er say this, he still shouted angrily, "Get out!" You girl, you are deliberately looking for Lao Tzu's bad luck! ”
"Hey, Zhang Shiquan, I can tell you, your life is mine, you have to be polite to me in the future, otherwise, my bow and arrow will not have long eyes!"
Liu Man'er picked up the bow and arrow in his hand as he spoke, making a look like he was going to shoot him, although he knew that she was joking, but seeing her action, Zhang Shiquan still felt a little stuffy in his heart, and was about to open his mouth to speak, but saw Liu Man'er pull the bow, and the arrow was already from the string.
At this moment, Zhang Shiquan didn't even have time to dodge, he could only squat in place tensely, Xindao should have been kind to her just now, who knew that this woman didn't listen to people at all, and said that she would do it, as soon as the idea came out of his mind, he felt a gust of wind in his ears, and the arrow flew out close to his ear.
"Haha, I hit a stupid roe deer, and I have meat to eat today." Liu Man'er's joyful voice sounded in Zhang Shiquan's ears, and Zhang Shiquan turned his head to look, only to see a roe deer lying on the ground on the other side of the river.
"Zhang Shiquan, go and get the prey back for me." Liu Man'er commanded.
Zhang Shiquan was a little ashamed of his behavior just now, and he couldn't care about his manhood at the moment, so he obediently took off his shoes, rolled up his trouser legs, and waded to the other side to pick up the roe deer.
When he dragged over, Liu Man'er put away her bow and arrows, smiled at him, and said, "See, if you don't listen to me, it will be the fate of this roe deer." ”
Zhang Shiquan pursed his lips and said, "Although you are good at archery, you were already killed by me with a punch before you could pick up the bow and arrow." ”
"You're half-crippled now, but you may not be able to beat me." Liu Man'er hooked her lips and smiled.
"Hey, with a small body like you, I don't want to say that I have a hand, even one finger can defeat you!" Zhang Shiquan also snorted coldly.
"Really?" Liu Man'er squinted at him and said, "Since you are so powerful, how can it fall into my hands and fall to such a point?" ”
As she walked upstream, she said: "If others had the strength of yours, they would have gone to the border to defend the country and defend the country. ”
"Are you still a little commoner? You're clearly a dominatrix. Zhang Shiquan retorted unconvinced.
Liu Man'er said angrily: "I'm a dominatrix? I have a good temper, but I can be a little fierce in the face of people like you, and even if I am a dominatrix, what about my coachman? He is always innocent, but because of your selfish desires, he was almost stoned to death. ”
Zhang Shiquan was speechless, Liu Man'er sneered, found a place where there were no beast footprints, bent down and drank two sips of water happily, and said, "Otherwise, I will take you to the frontier this time, and you will join the army." ”
"I don't!" Zhang Shiquan shook his head and said: "Although you don't look down on me as a bandit, but those who are soldiers are not much better than us bandits, and they are not doing all kinds of evil by burning, killing and looting?" ”
"Yo, there is a story in what you say, tell me about it." Liu Man'er drank enough water and walked back while listening to Zhang Shiquan's story.
"That year, there were thieves in several villages near us, and the government sent people to suppress the bandits, but several times they couldn't help those bandits, and those officers and soldiers even insisted that we harbored the thieves and set fire to several of our villages. On that day, the flames were blazing, and the officers and soldiers were hideous, they looted property, they raped women, and our village was like hell at that time. ”
Zhang Shiquan said that his heart was boiling with anger, he endured the hatred in his heart, and said slowly: "Later, some of the prime people in several of our villages simply joined this gang of rogues, and under the persecution of the officers and soldiers, they came here to be a bandit. ”
"Ignorance!" Liu Man'er listened to her words, scolded, and said, "The group of people in the official mansion is not as good as beasts, but is this group of rogues good people?" They must have done a lot of burning, killing and looting, you are helping to abuse the enemy like this, so that the relatives and enemies are happy! ”
Zhang Shiquan remembered his heroic attitude of drinking wine, eating meat, and drinking wine in a big bowl on the mountain in the past, and couldn't help but retort: "I know you look down on these bandits, but among us, there are also many righteous people. ”
"Hey, you are affectionate and righteous, so I don't know who was hunted down like this by your former brother?" Liu Man'er laughed, and when she saw that Zhang Shiquan's face was not good-looking, she said again:
"I know that there is no shortage of flesh and blood among you, but most of you still value your own interests, regardless of the life and death of others, the happiness of you people in the green forest is based on the pain of others, when you are drinking wine and eating meat, have you ever thought about those dead souls who were crushed by you under the stones?"
"I have also met rogue bandits, they kill people at the lightest, and slaughter villages at the worst, they are really vicious, you can't see their evil, because you stand in the middle of them, brainwashed by their hypocrisy, so you only see their hypocrisy."
"Zhang Shiquan, I think you are a decent person, to be honest, I think you are quite pleasing to the eye, otherwise, I will take you to join the army, although there are also those flies and dogs in the army, but most of them still pay attention to military discipline and military rules, as long as you are brave and resolute, not afraid that there is no way out, when the time comes, isn't it better than a bandit?"
Liu Man'er persuaded: "I know a general who is upright, brave and strategic, if you go to his command, you will definitely be able to get ahead." ”