Chapter 531: Farce

The skull thing, when you look at it suddenly, can be scary, but after seeing it clearly, that's it, after all, these days, there are too many dead people, there are all kinds of them, a dead man's head, it can't scare me anymore. However, if you look closely, this skull seems to be different from the one you usually see.

First of all, this is not the kind of pure white bone skeleton, there is still some meat on it, but the feel of those flesh and the skeleton itself is very strange, although human flesh will also appear charred after being burned by the fire, but the feel of meat after charring is still different from wood and the like. At the same time, there is no burnt smell of burnt meat.

"Lao Tian, this doesn't feel right." I shook the skull.

"That's right, boss, if it feels right, I won't give it to you, or shall we cut it open and see?" Tian Xinfan's face showed a look of eagerness.

"Okay, cut it open and see. Let's go, don't put it away here, the sun is about to go down, help me carry this thing out first. Neither of us guys is suitable for cutting, let's go back and talk about it. ”

Tian Xinfan and Li Jiaxin carried the human-shaped dwarf tree, and I carried a black plastic bag with a strange skull in the direction of the entrance of the forest park. Bai Bing, with Lin Yi's support, kept looking at the door, and when he saw the three of us coming out, he obviously let out a long breath.

"Shen Hao, how is it, is there something going on inside?" Bai Bing leaned up and asked me.

"It's nothing, at least I haven't been in any danger or anything. However, the missing student was not found, but he saw a good tree and dug it up to be planted in his yard. I shrugged.

At the gate of the forest park, in addition to the police, there are also some parents of students, if I directly say that there are demons and monsters in it, it is likely to turn people into trees, and there is a skull in my plastic bag, then it is not a fryer, I can only understate a casual perfunctory sentence. But when they heard my words, the parents immediately became agitated, and one of them, a middle-aged bald man with a big belly, rushed to Bai Bing and asked loudly, regardless of the obstruction of others: "How do you police work!" Didn't you go in and find someone? People didn't find out, and they dug up a stump and came back as a bonsai, are you policemen wasting our taxpayers' money like this!? As he spoke, the dead fat man actually wanted to reach out and poke Bai Bing's chest.

"Smack", I slapped the dead fat man's hand, and then unceremoniously pushed him in the chest, "If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet." ”

"You, you're the one who does it! How dare you do it to me? Do you know who I am!? Let me tell you, the deputy director of the Provincial Public Security Department is the brother-in-law of my second aunt! Just a little policeman like you, Lao Tzu can let you be laid off at any time, believe it or not! As he spoke, the bald fat man reached out again to poke me in the chest.

"Get out!" Reach out again and pat the dead fat man's hand away. I can understand the anxiety of their children when they lose them, but I just can't get used to this kind of guy who has no ability but wants to bully others, so you can just pat your chest and say "I'm XXX" and "My dad is XXX" is also counted, the brother-in-law of the second aunt, what are you teasing me?

"You, how can you do this! Can the police beat people!? You can't find anyone and you're still beating people! And there is no royal law anymore! Before the dead fat man could speak, a fat woman who was a few circles thicker than the dead fat man rushed out of the crowd, pointed at my nose and scolded there, seven aunts and eight aunts, what is ugly and scolding. My brow began to furrow slightly.

The fat woman saw that I didn't speak, and scolded more vigorously, and a police officer next to her came to persuade her, who would scold her. I really didn't bother to pay attention to this kind of guy, I turned around and wanted to pull Bai Bing away, who knew that the woman actually grabbed my sleeve and raised her hand to grab me in the face.

I'm really angry now, this fat girl wants to give me plastic surgery. But before I could do anything, a foot in high heels kicked the fat woman's stomach, and the fat woman was kicked and covered her stomach and took several steps back, and then a slender figure flashed past me, and slapped the fat woman's face, leaving a red palm print on her old face. Only then did I see that it was Lin Yi who beat people. I really didn't expect that this girl, who usually looks cold and quiet, would be so neat.

The fat woman was slapped in the face, first stunned for a moment, and then sat on the ground and howled, "The police are beating people!" The police have killed someone...... My stomach hurts, my head is dizzy, and the police beat me up......"

The forest park in the southern suburbs, the location is relatively remote, but despite this, there are still a lot of cars passing here, and it looks like the New Year's Day, many people are on vacation, and the time is there, very soon, a group of people gather on the side of the road to watch the lively.

"Go on, I'll see how loud your voice is. And, lo at it, I'm not a police officer. Seeing that there were more and more people, Lin Yi snorted coldly, and then nodded slightly to the crowd of onlookers around him, "Everyone has also seen this meeting, and please help to evaluate it, this lady's child is said to have entered the forest park illegally in winter, risking the danger of burning the mountain to do some bonfire party, but the person is lost, everyone comes to help find it, my friend just searched in the mountains and forests with the police officers for a whole afternoon, and no one was found, my friend stopped by and found a small tree he liked from it, I discussed with the management office, paid for the tree, and planned to take it back and plant it in my yard. As a result, this pair of men and women came up and moved their hands and feet, and scolded endlessly, and just now they wanted to scratch my friend's face, sorry, I really couldn't help it. If there is a real injury, I will pay for them to see a doctor. But now that she has changed to sit on the ground and play tricks, everyone who has the convenience to post this matter on the Internet, so that everyone can come and see their faces! Lin Yi talked eloquently to everyone, as if it wasn't her who hit someone just now.

"You are a, you beat people and reverse black and white, I fought with you, you!" The fat woman who said that she was bad just now heard Lin Yi's words, and immediately got up from the ground, opened her fat arms, and wanted to give Lin Yi a bear hug, but before she could take two steps, she was lifted from the ground by the stone by the collar.

"Okay, everyone has seen it, she just said that she was seriously injured, her head was dizzy and her liver hurt, and now she is alive, what is going on, it is clear at a glance." Lin Yi spread his hands, "In this world, it's not that the old man has become bad, it's that the bad guy has become old." At this time, the stone also cooperated to put down the old woman with her hands and feet.

I have to say that the show was very successful, and those who watched the excitement began to condemn the man and woman. There is no way, on the one hand, there is a gentle and polite beauty, and on the other hand, there is an obese old woman full of foul language, and the trend of public opinion is still easy to grasp.

"You guys, you dogs and men don't have to die well!" The old woman still wanted to pounce up, but when she saw the stone staring at her, she still didn't take action after all, the stone is now a standard bodyguard dress, white shirt, black suit, sunglasses, plus his figure, just standing there has a daunting momentum.

With the support of the masses, the two policemen went up at Bai Bing's signal to take the pair of men and women away from the scene, and brought them back to the bureau for obstruction of official business to wait for disposal, while Lin Yi walked over and said a few words to a few people who looked like reporters, and then returned to Bai Bing's side and grabbed Bai Bing's arm.

"Alas, I said police flowers, what's wrong with your legs, you can't let that woman get it." Bai Bing walked with a limp, and needed someone to help him, and the onlookers soon found out, Bai Bing denied it helplessly, only saying that he was injured when he was on a mission before, but now the bureau is too tight to work. When Lin Yi rolled up Bai Bing's trouser legs, revealing the bandages on his calves that were still stained with dried blood, the sympathy of the onlookers exploded almost instantly.

Bai Bing smiled helplessly, outsiders never knew how hard the police industry was. When she was fine, she took out the police and scolded her, and she still had to find the police when something happened, and she once told me that her greatest wish was for everyone to come and understand the industry and abandon prejudice against them. Alas, many things, just helpless, there are a few black sheep in every industry, especially public officials, doing something bad, the impact is very serious. When all those black sheep are eliminated, the police profession can regain the respect of the people.

At the end of this farce, Bai Bing first asked the parents who were still at the scene to wait patiently, those who were willing to go home could go home, and those who did not want to go home could spend the night in the tent provided by the police. For this, most parents can still understand, after all, some of them also participated in group search and rescue activities, and the police are all the police who have overcome obstacles and obstacles to open the way for everyone all the way.

After settling things down, a few of us immediately drove back to the police station. The previous farce, whether it was anything or anything, was all about covering up what I had brought out, a humanoid dwarf tree, a strange scented piece of wood, and a drop of gum, and I was now desperate to know what was so strange about these things, and my intuition told me that if I figured it out, the mystery was not far away.