Chapter 911 This matter has to be taught by hand
A sunny day starts with opening your eyes.
A white arm stretched out from under the white quilt, and the fingers stretched and stretched againβ
Wait?! Something seems wrong!
A few seconds later, the scream of the ghost crying wolf came from inside the quilt!
"Ah!!!!h
The deafening scream shook the other person under the quilt and frowned fiercely, and an arm that was much longer and thicker than just now also stretched out from it-
Shook and shook again.
"Ah!!h
It's the same scream, but the man's scream is obviously different from the woman's scream, the woman's scream is shock, anger, depression and a little bit of grief.
The man's screams, with a little feigned surprise, were ninety-nine percent of the way to steal joy.
Almost at the same time, a man and a woman lifted the quilt......
"Ah!!!!h
This time it's a male and female duet.
"You...... Why are you in my bed?! β
me, wipe me!
"You...... How are you in my bed! β
Murong and Su Zhi looked at each other, and then the two saw each other's bodies, and then looked at their own ......
"Ahh
This time it was Murong screaming alone, Su Zhi silently blocked his ears, the head of the chicken nest was messily on his head, and the naked two met each other so frankly.
"Get out!!"
Murong raised his leg and kicked Su Zhi fiercely, "Get out of here!" β
Damn, what's going on? How can they lie together, and it is this virtue?
Su Zhi flattened his mouth aggrievedly and blinked innocently, "What did you do to me last night?" β
"I rub, what did I do to you? It's you who me! β
Murong "brushed" the quilt on herself, and now her head was a mess of a pot of paste, wait a while, wait a while, what happened?
Murong covered the quilt and looked under the bed-
Tops, pants, belts, stockings, underwear...... The clothes the two of them wore last night were pulled from the door to the head of the bed piecemeal, how did they get to this point last night?
"You dare to take advantage of me while I'm not paying attention!"
Murong roared angrily, his dirty hands rolled into fists, and he fiercely said "Poof!" at Su Zhi's sleepy-eyed side face, "Poof!" "Smash a punch!
"Whew!"
Su Zhi's face ached, hot nosebleeds gushed out of his nostrils, and he looked blankly at Murong who was like a fried leopard, "It's not certain who pounced on who last night, isn't this punch too early?" β
The apprentice hit him so hard that it almost hurt him to death.
When they returned from the banquet last night, they were drinking at home...... What about after the fight? How did it get to this point?
Murong opened his teeth and claws, screaming, "I want to stay until the wedding night!" On your wedding night, you are so unlicensed! I'm going to kill you! β
scolded Murong in his mouth and was about to beat people, and his two paws scratched and scratched Su Zhi's body, and the whole thing was an angry lion who hadn't slept enough in the morning.
Su Zhi grabbed her wrist with both hands, "Wait, wait, don't fight yet, in case the tire gas is not good." β
Murong was stunned for a second, "Fetal gas?" β
Su Zhi had a string of bright red nosebleeds on his face, and then looked at Murong's fair and pink little face after sleeping with a smile, and then his gaze slowly moved down, fixed on her abdomen, "If Young Master Ben won the bid in one fell swoop last night, wouldn't you ......"
"Bang!"
Before Su Zhi finished speaking, this half of his face was punched again, and then, his nostrils also bleed......
Murong grabbed the quilt fiercely, and suddenly the painting style changed and he howled, "Woo woo! Wow wow wow...... I don't want to get pregnant, I don't want to have children! I'm a kid myself! Woowoo...... Su Zhi is a villain, and he actually secretly stuffed the little doll into my stomach while I was not paying attention. Whining! β
Su Zhiting's internal organs were scorched, and the handsome face with two strings of nosebleeds was funny and pitiful, looking at Murong with a bewildered look of crying heartbroken, and swallowed his saliva with difficulty.
"Little Doll...... It shouldn't be that fast, and if it's a real win, I'll buy the big lottery right now. Su was in a hurry and didn't know how to parry, but this girl cried again, heartbreaking, as if she had been taken advantage of.
Murong Yangtian howled, "How do you know that it won't, not once, but who knows how many times last night!" What if there are dozens of times! There will always be a meeting of lieutenant generals! β
Su Zhi was really scorched, he scratched his hair frantically, the woman around him was crying like this, he first had to find a way to comfort her, reached out and gently patted her smooth back, "Don't cry, don't cry, it's okay, I'll ...... one night Struggled less than dozens of times, seven times a night has already been on the rankings, I probably won't break through too much, good, it's okay, there really won't be a baby. β
Murong suddenly stopped crying, picked up the corner of the quilt and wiped the snot and tears from his face, "Really? β
Su Zhi was so drunk when he saw her wipe her tears with the quilt just now, I'm so ...... What strange thing did this encounter? If you cry every day, wipe your nose with a quilt...... Okay, it's okay, just wipe whatever you want, what Lao Tzu has is money, change it for a new one.
Wait a while, shouldn't the point be to never let her shed tears again?
Groove, so troublesome.
Su Zhi smiled and reparated, took the clean quilt on his side in his hand, and wiped away her tears for her, "Really, I promise not." Even if there were really seven times, it wouldn't just be a lieutenant general, is it okay now? β
Murong snorted, "Seven times and won't hit once?" β
Su Zhi really wanted to hit the wall when he saw her snort, but he smiled, his face was full of spoiling, he reached out to rub her hair, and smoothed her lion hair, "No, it won't be seven times, and it won't be successful in seventy times, otherwise you look at them, which one hasn't been married for a long time before having children?" β
Murong, who never listened to the physiology and hygiene class, only focused on the study of computers, nodded solemnly, "You didn't lie to me?" β
No? It's weird.
"Of course it's not a lie, okay, can you get dressed now?"
Murong didn't move, he looked at him with a sad face, he was crying too fiercely just now, his nose and eyes were red, "Last night, did we fight?" β
Su Zhi: "......"
What strange thing did he encounter? It's simply challenging his bottom line and the limit of discipline.
However, he endured.
"Why do you ask?" Su Zhixiao's mouth was about to cramp.
"Because ......" Murong rubbed his waist crookedly, "I feel pain all over my body, especially my waist and back, if it wasn't for a fight, how could it be like this......"
Su Zhi looked up at the sky, the queen mother of the heavens and the earth, give me a thunder and let me die happily!
He coughed to hide his embarrassment, specially, Murong, how did you grow up? I've never eaten pork, and I've never even seen a pig run?!
How can he explain this?
Rub, damn it, their first time was actually when both parties were not in normal consciousness, otherwise he could teach on the spot......
Forehead. Why is this idea so evil?
Before Su Zhi could organize the words to explain, Murong suddenly looked at his chest in a daze, the blood marks scratched out of his fingernails one by one, the flesh and blood were confused in the deep places, and the blood was already overflowing in the shallow places, Murong reached out in horror and gently stroked the scars on his body, "These...... I didn't make it, did I? I ......"
She was frightened by her masterpiece, and it was clear that it was a woman's fingernails scratching.
Su Zhi: "......" his three views, four views and five views have collapsed.
Reaching out and grabbing her slender wrist, Su Zhi took a deep breath, "Murong, you are so big, haven't you watched a Japanese movie?" β
Murong shook his head, "I don't watch movies, I only watch code." β
Whew! Lao Tzu wants to die.
Su Zhi said bitterly, "Haven't you seen a love action movie?" β
Murong tilted his head and carefully studied the scratches on his body, one by one, clearly terrifying.
"Love martial arts scenes? Bruce Lee Stallone? β
Wipe! Is this woman a woman, is she living in the 21st century, and she should be a relic of the age of dinosaurs, right?
Su Zhi covered his face silently, "It seems that the master is going to teach you by hand." β
After speaking, Su Zhi pulled the quilt and prepared to let her review it, who knows-
"Ahh
Murong shouted again.
Su Zhi's heart and liver trembled, "What's the matter?" β
Murong lifted the quilt, and on the white sheets, there was a pool of scarlet blood, red and bright flowers, and charming flowers, which made Su Zhi think about it.
She, sure enough, is ......
Murong tugged at his arm, "My eldest aunt is not at this time, where are you injured?" β
I rub! Remnants of the age of dinosaurs! Murong Qianyu, you idiot who doesn't even have basic common sense! I'm so angry!
Su Zhisheng straightened her shoulders and looked at her seriously, "Women will be like this for the first time, you know?" β
Murong shook his head, "What first time?" β
Su Zhi: "...... What did you just say about staying on your wedding night? β
Murong replied very seriously, "Sleep together." β
it!
"Have you read too many fairy tales? Watching too many Korean dramas? Do you think Snow White is very Prince Charming and just lies in the same bed every day after getting married? Do you think that the Korean Oba and the girl will look at the stars and the moon after lying down? β
Murong Mune, "If you don't look at the moon and the stars, you can watch TV." β
Look at your sister!
It seems that she can't teach her well, it's so hard, it's like playing the piano to the cow!
"Come here." Su Zhi grabbed Murong's wrist and pulled her slender little body into his arms, the smooth skin was pressed together, the heat almost burned, Su Zhi's lower abdomen contracted fiercely, and the nosebleed flowed more fiercely.
Last night, he was also the first time to the groove.
"What?" She leaned on his arms in a daze, her skin fitting, and her face was blushing, hot and red.
Su Zhi gently clasped her fingers, inserted his hand into her fingers, and lowered his voice with magnetic charm, "Master has an ancestral skill to hand over to you, you learn it well." β
Murong nodded, "Nonsense, of course study hard." β
Su Zhi put his lips close to her ear and gently bit her earlobe, "Relax, don't be afraid, follow my rhythm." β
Forehead...... Why is it so hot?
It's going to burn.
Slowly lowering her and laying her flat on the soft mattress, he hung half of his body over her, and looked into her pure eyes, "Are you awake now?" β
"Nonsense, sober."
It's good, it's good to be sober.
The woman in his arms turned into a puddle of water, soft as boneless, Su Zhi's blood gushed all over his body, almost cracking, but he had to control it, he had to be gentle.
Su Zhi possessed, his lips pressed to her forehead, and pecked lightly, "Master is about to start, you feel ...... good"