Chapter 14: What Can You Do But Be an Idiot and a Nymphomaniac?

Chapter 14: What Can You Do But Be an Idiot and a Nymphomaniac

Chen Ruxing smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Wu Ling'er's head: "Don't worry, as long as I don't leave Chang'an, as long as I don't disappear, as long as I don't delay the task in the pavilion, they usually don't care about me." ”

Wu Ling'er breathed a sigh of relief: "I know!" I'll inform my brother if there's something, it's just ...... You have to take care too! I'll find another way to deal with the blood Gu thing! ”

Chen Ruxing smiled: "Don't worry about me, I'll take care of myself!" Okay, it's been a long time, I'm going back first! ”

"Hehe, senior brother, does the Dark Pavilion allow you to visit the Qinglou?" Wu Ling'er smiled and accompanied Chen Ruxing downstairs.

Chen Ruxing patted Wu Ling'er's head angrily again: "I have already performed the crown salute, even if I came to this green building, no one said anything!" If it was someone else, he would have accepted a few concubines a long time ago. I'm okay with that! ”

Thinking that Li Chengxun was only sixteen years old and already had two side concubines, Wu Ling'er also understood that what Chen Ruxing said was the truth, and she grimaced at Chen Ruxing with dissatisfaction before saying, "Then be careful yourself, hmm...... If you have time, you can also go to the witch's house to play with me. It's not that my dad doesn't know you, so he won't embarrass you! ”

Thinking of the Grand Governor, Chen Ruxing also had a smile on his face: "I will visit him when I have time!" Okay, I'll go back first! Be obedient and cause less trouble. Although he knew that this was impossible for Wu Ling'er, Chen Ruxing couldn't help but say a few words. Even he didn't know when he would become so verbose when he faced Wu Ling's childhood?

Wu Ling'er made a grimace, and after agreeing to Chen Ruxing, she thought about how she was going to live today. Now that Xiaoxiao and Li Chengxun are together, it is naturally inconvenient for him to come over, otherwise it would be strange for two Wu Ling'er to appear.

After thinking about it for a while, Wu Ling'er went back to Xiaolou and put on a little makeup, turned into the appearance of Lingyu, changed her clothes, put on her hat and left the blue water dock. It's just that at this time, a few little monsters followed by her, saying that Xiaoxiao ordered them to follow Wu Ling'er. Wu Ling'er understood that her identity in Chang'an City was too sensitive now, and it was better to need someone to cover for her, so she didn't object, but she also asked them to be invisible in order to follow.

It's rare that no one accompanies her, you can go shopping at will, plus it's almost the New Year, this way, the streets and alleys are really lively, Wu Ling'er is shopping happily, and eating happily, when she was sitting in a teahouse drinking tea, suddenly a voice came to her mind: "Woman, don't care about playing by yourself, buy me a piece of cloth to make a bow tie!" ”

"Come less, this girl doesn't have any kung fu now!" Wu Ling'er subconsciously replied, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and after she was stunned for a moment, she almost didn't jump up. But even so, the teacup in her hand still fell, and then a white thing in her hand suddenly stretched out and caught the teacup and put it on the table: "Idiot girl, can you be a little more besides nymphomaniac and idiot?" ”

"Win...... Brother Win? Wu Ling'er didn't pay attention to what the white earthworm scolded herself, she just looked at her wrist excitedly, nervously, and a little incredulously.

Brother Ying angrily slapped Wu Ling'er's hand with his tail: "What? Isn't it just that I haven't talked to you for a while, and you don't even know me anymore? Do you have a brain atrophy? ”

Wu Ling'er only felt that the joy of the reunion suddenly turned into a green tendon on her forehead, if it weren't for the fact that she was in the teahouse now, if it weren't for the fact that there were many people she didn't know around now, Wu Ling'er would have jumped up and scolded now, but to deal with the earthworm-type Brother Win, Wu Ling'er had her own way, raised her hand, bent her fingers, and flicked hard!

Looking at the dizzy white earthworm on her wrist, Wu Ling'er smiled proudly: "Sample, as long as you are not a handsome guy, I am willing to repair you!" ”

"You#¥......&¥%&*%......&*(......" Brother Ying slandered for a while, but still obediently chose to know the current affairs: "What's going on now?" ”

Knowing that this was not a good place to chat, Wu Ling'er raised her hand to check out after thinking about it, and walked to the small courtyard with the things she bought: "Let's talk about it in another place!" ”

Not long after leaving the teahouse, a person suddenly stopped in front of Wu Ling'er: "Ling'er? ”

Wu Ling'er helplessly lifted the veil: "Cousin, am I very similar to Ling'er?" ”

Faced with Wu Ling'er's changing identity, Wang Wujian felt that he was going crazy, he lowered his voice and said, "Why are you here?" Wasn't he still with Liu Zaiyi and them just now? ”

"Have you heard of the disguise cousin among the Jianghu people? I have something to do, so I've got a friend pretending to be me. What about you? It's almost the New Year, why are you still running around the streets? ”

"I ......" Wu Ling'er didn't finish speaking, only to hear a sound of horses' hooves behind her, and she also had a reaction, so she was pulled by Wang Wuxian, and then hurriedly dodged the horse's hooves, if she didn't want Wang Wuqian to know how powerful her martial arts were, Wu Ling'er would definitely have to prick a few needles on the man's horse's buttocks, that's it, she also pointed her finger, and immediately a few little demons chased after her stealthily: "No matter how handsome you are, if you are too arrogant, sooner or later you will fall immediately!" As soon as he finished speaking, the man fell from his horse.

Seeing this, Wu Ling'er couldn't help but clapped her hands with laughter: "The present world is retribution!" Ride a fast horse on the streets of the city, fall! ”

After the man stood up in pain, Wu Ling'er recognized it, it turned out to be Changgong Fan who quarreled with Yang Yu last time. Last time, I thought he was acting arrogantly, but I didn't expect him to be like this on weekdays, hmph, next time I let this girl meet, I will teach you a good lesson.

Seeing Wu Ling'er's angry appearance, Wang Wujian let go of her a little helplessly: "Okay, this guy is the only son of the Ministry of Works, and he has always acted like this, so don't be angry." ”

Wu Ling'er didn't bother to tell Wang Wuqian about his plan, after all, what he wanted to do was not a legal thing, it was one thing to do it himself, and it was another thing to say that he was going to do something illegal in front of a head catcher, which was much more difficult than scolding a bald donkey in front of a monk.

Sticking out her tongue, Wu Ling'er was no longer angry: "Okay, cousin, you are busy with yours, I will go to the small courtyard to change my clothes and almost go home!" ”

There was something happened yesterday, and obviously Wang Wujian didn't really want Wu Ling'er to stay outside alone: "Okay! Then you are obedient, don't stay outside any longer. I'm also busy with mine. ”

After the two broke up, Wu Ling'er finally returned to her small courtyard in the city, closed the courtyard door, Wu Ling'er kicked her shoes to step on the board, and before she came to her house, she couldn't help but ask: "Brother Ying, what's the matter with you?" Isn't it possible to transform into a human form? How did it change back again? ”

Brother Ying writhed on the small table: "I don't know, maybe the body was torn by the old guy from the Changgu family, and the body was too damaged, so it can't change back to human form for the time being, right?" It's you, how did you get here? Where is this? Ancient China? ”

Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment and looked at Brother Ying: "Brother Ying, where is your memory interrupted?" ”

"I killed the old guys of the Hase-family in seconds, and let those little ones take care of you, and then I don't know anything. When I woke up again, I was vague about the things around me, and it wasn't until just now, when your blood dripped on my body, that I woke up. ”

Wu Ling nodded: "Is that so?" Then should I drip blood on Ji Zai and Xiaohua? But Mung Bean, he has now regained some of his memory. ”

For Ji Zai and Xiaohua, Brother Ying knows, but what is the matter with this mung bean?

Wu Ling'er saw Brother Ying twist his body into a question mark, and she couldn't help laughing: "You want to ask Mung Bean, right?" He...... "After telling Brother Ying what he knew, Brother Ying only felt a black line, although Wu Ling'er didn't say it in detail, but the prince of the Dou Blood Clan, killing the pagan god, facing Wu Xiang, and because of the summoning of mung beans, Wu Ling'er had no magic power in three months, how many dangers would Wu Ling'er face, plus her character, it would be strange not to be injured, and ......

Although he was distressed, this guy was afraid that he wouldn't take it to heart, Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er helplessly: "Okay, can you tell me why you became the way you are now?" Now it looks like the Tang Dynasty of China! And what's going on with that senior brother just now? Blood Gu? Detoxification? College? Qinglou? And what's going on with the head catcher? ”