Chapter Eighty-Five: The Love of the Year
A long time ago, I often heard about the legend of Maoshan Taoist priests catching ghosts and subduing demons, and once I even wanted to be a Taoist priest, but at this time, I couldn't help but be disappointed when I saw a real Maoshan Taoist priest. Although our funeral parlor is a little evil, it is a side door, but it has not done anything to hurt the heavens and reason, why does this make the respected Master Maoshan bite us to death?
At this time, I saw that Yanzi, who had been hanging his head and was silent, suddenly took a few steps forward, came to the side of the bull-nosed Taoist priest, and asked, "What is the relationship between Yu Xuanji and you?" β
I was stunned for a moment, I didn't understand why Yanzi suddenly said such a sentence, who is this Yu Xuanji?
The bull surnamed Chen sneered, didn't say anything, obviously didn't want to pay attention to it at all. Yanzi beckoned to me: "Xiao Qi, let's feed this Taoist leader again." β
I said "yes" and stepped forward with the jar.
The cow's nose turned blue and shouted, "That's my Uncle Yu!" When I saw him speak, I withdrew.
Yanzi didn't have half an expression on his face, and said, "How is he now?" β
The bull's nose stared at the swallow for a long time, there seemed to be a look of surprise on his face, and he sneered: "My Uncle Yu is an unborn genius of my Maoshan Sect, of course it is very good!" β
The swallow lowered her eyes and said, "Really? "The voice was cold and indifferent, completely different from the tone of the usual speech, which made me feel very weird, as if something was wrong, but I couldn't figure it out for a while.
At this moment, Ma Boss suddenly shouted: "Swallow, don't!" As soon as the voice fell, I saw several figures snatching up separately.
I was numb, and I saw the swallow take out a big hammer out of nowhere and smash it down on the bull's nose. She looked indifferent, and her shot was extremely fast, and this iron hammer was about the size of a fist, if it was smashed for her, this bull's nose and a stinky face would be flattened on the spot!
Ma Boss and Muscular Man both pounced out at the first time, but after all, the two of them were far away, and they didn't have time to stop it, seeing that the bull's nose was about to burst out of their brains, the lion's head had already screamed, and a hand stretched out from behind the swallow and grabbed the handle of the hammer at once.
The hand was black and thick, and the owner of the hand had a face-wrenching face, and he grabbed the hammer, and the coquettish black hair under his lips trembled. Among so many people, it was the black hair that stopped the swallow.
When Ma Boss and Muscular Man saw it, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Dead dwarf, get out of here!" Yanzi's face was cold, and there was no emotion in her voice, not at all like the woman who scolded people on weekdays.
Hei Mao snorted and said, "What if I don't let it go?" β
Ma Boss stepped forward and snatched the hammer, glared at Yanzi, and said, "Nonsense! I'm not right, am I? β
I looked at the appearance of the swallow, and always felt that something was wrong, so I quietly stepped forward and pulled the muscular man, and asked in a low voice: "Which bastard is Yu Xuanji?" Is there a big enmity with Sister Yanzi? β
The muscular man glanced back at me. When I saw it, I was shocked. This burly guy who usually has a simple smile on his face, but his eyes are red at this time.
I chuckled in my heart, thinking to myself that the enemy of this surnamed Yu Bird was probably not just a swallow. I thought of the second iron rule in the funeral parlor "Taoist priests are not allowed to come to the door", and I couldn't help but have more understanding, I am afraid that the reason why Ma Boss and Yanzi hate the Taoist priests all over the world is related to the bull's nose surnamed Yu. What did this birdman do?
As he was pondering, he heard the bull's nose on the ground sneer, and when he saw that a few people didn't dare to touch him, he immediately became fearless.
Boss Ma's face was gloomy, but he ignored him and said, "The arrows have been released for a while, I'm afraid those bull noses in Maoshan will soon come to the door." β
Niu Nose sneered and said, "It's good to know!" "The black hair was angry, so he went up and gave him a kick. The cow's nose spat out a mouthful of blood foam and sneered.
Ma Boss rolled his one-eyed and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Qi, you can leave quickly after a while, don't come back." You have just come to the funeral home, and you are young, and those Taoist priests may not embarrass you. Glancing at the second mother-in-law, and then at the thin bamboo pole, "It's a pity that the sixth child has been affected by a few of us." β
Thin bamboo pole Mu shook his head in a daze, and as soon as the second mother-in-law came, she leaned back on the chair with her eyes closed, covered her mouth and coughed a few times, but she didn't know if she heard it.
Ma Boss turned his back, stood there for a long time, and turned to look at Hei Mao: "Third child, your morgue room is still open, right?" β
The black fur grinned, and he laughed and said, "Of course." β
Ma Boss waved his hand and said, "That's good." Glancing at the bull's nose on the ground, "It's hard for you to make a trip to push this Taoist priest to burn." β
The black hair laughed out loud, and even the coquettish black hair under his lips looked much straighter.
"It's long overdue!" With a smirk, he walked over to the man surnamed Chen, grabbed the collar of the bull's nose with a black and thick hand, and dragged him out.
"Are you crazy?" The bull's nose immediately screamed, "You think I'm going to be unaware of the burn? You guys are naΓ―ve! β
Ma Boss is unmoved, everyone is unmoved. The black fur reflexively whipped him with two ear scrapers and continued to drag it out.
"What a bunch of lunatics!" The bull nose was probably really frightened this time, and shouted at the top of his throat, "Okay, okay, I'll take a step back!" As long as you let go of me, I will spare your lives, as long as you go far, I guarantee that we will not blame Maoshan in the past! β
In addition to sneering, Hei Mao only dragged him to the ground and ignored him at all. The cow's nose is also very powerful, it was tied into a big dumpling, and when he passed through the threshold, he was hooked by a pair of feet on the door frame and stuck there tightly. The black hair tugged hard a few times, but he didn't pull it out.
"What's the benefit of you killing me! If you can't escape, everyone will die! Maybe it's life-threatening, this bull's nose is very sharp at this time, which makes my ears very uncomfortable, "Let's discuss, let's discuss, okay?" β
I glanced at the lion's head beside me, and saw that his face was the color of earth, and his body trembled like a sieve. I only felt a burst of bitterness in my mouth, but in fact, I couldn't say that I was too afraid, after all, in the ancient tombs of southern Xinjiang, I had seen even greater killings. It's just a little indescribable confusion.
In fact, everyone here, including the lion's head, should know that although this bull's nose is now saying that he can let us go, this is just an expedient measure, as long as he gets out, what awaits us people is only more terrible.
The black hair was about to be set on fire, and he grabbed the hair of the cow's nose with one hand, and dragged his waist with the other, and lifted it up in the air. Although the black hair is short, it looks five big and three thick, and at this time, it looks majestic when it is carried in the hand.
"Crazy! Lunatic! The bull's nose may have been desperate, and he scolded, "Okay, well, I'll die with you!" Hahaha, you'll be with me soon! β
A mouthful of spitting from the black hair "phew" sprayed on his face: "Fuck, ten years ago, I wanted to die with you bulls!" β
He threw the man to the ground, dragged him by the neck, and dragged him like a dead dog to his morgue.
At this moment, only a voice was heard mixed with a few coughs and said, "Pull the person back." The person who spoke was extremely lacking in energy, and his voice was very low, but as soon as she spoke, Hei Mao, who had been dragging people for more than ten paces, heard it at that time, stopped on the road, and still dragged the person back.
The person who spoke, just by this voice and cough, I didn't need to look to know who it was, it turned out to be the second mother-in-law who had been leaning on the back of the chair with her eyes closed since she entered the hall and had never spoken.
As soon as she spoke, the eyes of everyone in the hall turned to her. It's just that she still has her eyes closed, leans back in her chair, and makes a few low coughs from time to time.
In a few moments, the bull's nose had been dragged back into the hall. The old boy let out a very strange laugh: "You're not all crazy! Haha, let me go, let's sit down and discuss! In the future, as long as you don't make trouble here, I, Chen Yuande, are in charge, and our Maoshan will not take care of your affairs! β