Xu Yingying stuffed the umbrella into Xiao Yechen's hand and asked Xiao Yechen to hold the umbrella, Xu Yingying smiled and proposed: "Yechen, can I ask you a question?" ”

Xiao Yechen smiled and said, "Okay! ”

"What's your phone number?"

"I'll send it to you later."

"How many girlfriends have you had?"

"You're the only one who really talks."

"Xiao Yechen, what is your dream?"

"Marry Xu Yingying."

Xu Yingying almost slapped me in the face: "Your grandma is tricking me!" Answer the questions carefully! Do you hear that? ”

Xiao Yechen pouted, and looked at Xu Yingying pitifully with big eyes: "Yingying, marrying you is really someone's dream now!" I swear! I really mean to answer this question. Since the first day they met you, they have changed their dreams, which is to marry you. ”

Xu Yingying was embarrassed: "You dare to fool me!" The first time I officially saw you, I was beating you! Two goods! ”

Xiao Yechen smiled and said, "So what? I like you who are so violent. ”

Xu Yingying was sweaty and speechless......

Xiao Yechen once again launched the "cheeky magic skill" and said: "Yingying, a good man like me Xiao Yechen is out of print!" After graduating from college, you can marry me, I am a good man in the new era! I'm willing to let you beat me for the rest of my life, and I have absolutely no regrets. I feel happy to be beaten by you! Hitting is kissing, scolding is love! ”

Xu Yingying roared: "Xiao Yechen, shut the fuck up for me!" ”

Xiao Yechen obediently closed his mouth.

Xu Yingying had an idea and came up with a way to fix Xiao Yechen.

Xu Yingying opened her mouth and asked, "I'll test you a question." ”

Xiao Yechen nodded: "Okay, you say." ”

Xu Yingying chuckled and said, "Lao Tzu, Mencius, and Confucius, went to the pigsty and stayed with a sow all night, and the next day, that sow actually gave birth to a piglet!" It's not Confucius, it's not Mencius, who is this piglet? ”

Xiao Yechen's brain was short-circuited, and he replied without thinking about it: "Of course it's Lao Tzu!" ”

Xu Yingying laughed: "Hahaha! I didn't expect your IQ to be two more than a pig! ”

Xiao Yechen eased up and found that he had fallen into Xu Yingying's trap: "Whew! Yingying, you play tricks on me! ”

Xu Yingying grimaced at him: "Hehe, it's just to play tricks on you!" What's wrong? Do you have an opinion? ”

Xiao Yechen gritted his teeth and said, "I can't bear it...... Yingying, as long as you're happy, I can do anything. ”

Xu Yingying stopped talking......

The rain is getting heavier and heavier.

Xiao Yechen stretched out his hand and hugged Xu Yingying, and said, "Yingying, let's hurry back to the dormitory!" The rain was just too heavy! And it's getting bigger! ”

Xu Yingying nodded and said, "If others see us sharing an umbrella, they will gossip!" So, I think it's better to go back in the rain! With that, he left the protective range of the umbrella and ran towards the girls' dormitory.

Xiao Yechen didn't know what to do, so he had no choice but to return to the boys' dormitory.

"Will Ying Baby catch a cold when he goes back without an umbrella?" Xiao Yechen kept asking himself: "I'm so worried about her!" Did she make it to the dormitory? I haven't told her my phone number yet! What the hell should I do? Ahhh Baby Ying, don't catch a cold! Otherwise, I'll die of grief for you! ”