Chapter 165: Genius also has bugs

Zhao Yiyan almost squirted out of his mouth with a mouthful of food, and looked at Su Zhi, who looked at the good-looking person who came out of the painting on the other side with terrifying eyes, "You...... Don't know how to use chopsticks? ”

"Ahem" Su Zhi fiddled with the chopsticks in his hand a few times, but the result was still unreasonable, because of this, he had been despised by Li Tingchen and Fang Sizhe countless times before, so he also developed the habit of using a spoon and knife and fork whether he ate Chinese food or Western food, who knew that this time he followed Zhao Yiyan out to eat.

Moreover, the technical work of holding chopsticks is really Su Zhi's dead end, and he can't learn it after learning it many times.

"I'm so handsome, so smart, so rich, so high, and so high, if I can even use chopsticks, how can others live? Sister-in-law said yes? ”

"If you don't know how to use it, you can't use it, and you say that Su Zhi, who is so high-sounding and smart, has a high IQ and is smart, why can't you even do something as simple as holding chopsticks, which means that you are still not smart enough and not smart enough to be high-IQ, okay?"

Zhao Yiyan really didn't believe it, for the first time in his life, he saw someone who couldn't hold chopsticks, so he had to teach him!

"Sister-in-law, you are discriminating against me, I don't know how to use chopsticks, I belong to the disadvantaged group, sister-in-law, is it really good for you to bully the disadvantaged group like this?" Su Zhi took a spoon and prepared to start with a plate of grainy dishes, and just stretched out and was caught by Zhao Yiyan with chopsticks, "Since you want to eat Chinese food, of course you must learn to use chopsticks, otherwise how will you deal with Chinese in the future?" You didn't know how to use chopsticks before, that's because you haven't met your sister-in-law, who will teach you how to use them today. ”

Su Zhi grabbed two handfuls of hair, so depressed that he almost wanted to break up with this woman who loved to compete, he had learned the skills he hadn't learned for so many years, and she actually wanted to teach him? Su Zhi was devastated deep in his heart.

Zhao Yiyan picked up the two chopsticks and handed them to Su Zhi, "No, learn from your sister-in-law, pick up the chopsticks like this." ”

After the standard action demonstration of holding chopsticks, Zhao Yiyan Nunu chin, "Try it, you must be so smart." ”

Su Zhi had a feeling of wanting to die, if he learned it so easily, why would he be despised for more than 20 years, it was just funny!

So Su Shuai's first attempt ended in failure, which was simply a fiasco, because the chopsticks fell to the ground very unhappily.

Zhao Yiyan called the waiter, "Please help me get fifty pairs of chopsticks, thank you." ”

Waiter: "......"

Su Zhi: "......"

Half an hour later.

Su Zhi pinched his chopsticks in an almost distorted posture and told Zhao Yiyan that he didn't want to live anymore.

"Okay, it looks like I can't save you anymore, that, the food is already cold, do you want to eat it?"

Zhao Yiyan resisted the urge to burst into laughter and handed the spoon up, deeply feeling that Su Zhi actually wanted to kill her even more.

Su Zhi's resentment is too deep to be described as a simple "I want to die", completely striking and putting down the chopsticks, his handsome face is full of dark clouds, and he has never been so speechless in his life, "Sister-in-law, if we eat together in the future, let's only eat Western food." ”

"Poof! Ha ha! Okay, I'll only eat Western food in the future, even if it's Chinese food, I'll bring you a knife and fork with me, okay? ”

Seeing Su Zhi's speechless expression, Zhao Yiyan felt that he couldn't be in a good mood, "Then, do you want to continue eating?" The food here tastes really good, I just tasted almost everything, and the taste is ...... Very good. ”

"So, sister-in-law is full?"

"Uh...... Sort of, well, full. ”

As a standard foodie, he will never affect his appetite because of people and things in the outside world, so when Su Zhi threw the forty pairs of chopsticks on the ground, in fact, Zhao Yiyan's heart was happy, and at the same time, he was also thinking that he must bring Tingchen to eat next time.

"I'm full, too, let's go."

"Huh? Why are you full before you even eat? Why don't you eat something and then go? ”

"Sister-in-law, this place, can I never come again in the future?" Su Zhi looked at Zhao Yiyan pitifully, this time he was simply played bad by his sister-in-law.

"Ahaha, okay, I won't come in the future, I won't come again."

As soon as the two walked out of the door of the hotel, Zhao Yiyan's mobile phone rang, it was Li Tingchen's number, Zhao Yiyan turned into a delicate little daughter-in-law for a second, and picked up the phone, "Tingchen." ”

Su Zhi deliberately exaggerated and shook his upper body, goosebumps on his body, and said with his mouth I will drive first, and then I left very familiarly.

Li Tingchen leaned back on the office chair, it was so late that her little wife didn't come to the company, and she didn't even have a phone call, as a husband, Li Tingchen cared very much, although he knew that Su Zhi would never do business, but whenever he was with him, he would definitely not play cards according to common sense.

"Where?"

Li Tingchen's tone was flat, but Zhao Yiyan felt that it was unusually good.

"I'm out with Su Zhi, I just had dinner." It's over, it's so late, I was so involved in playing just now that I forgot my husband, what should I do?

Zhao Yiyan scratched her head depressedly, the matter on the construction site was dealt with very early, and the rest of the time she didn't report to the president and went out directly to eat and drink, eh, think about it, she has guessed the consequences.

"Oh? Just eating? ”

Su Zhi had already driven the car over, parked more than ten meters away from Yiyan, Su Zhi poked his head out and looked at Zhao Yiyan, patiently waiting for her to finish the call, thinking about it, everything that happened just now was actually quite fun, with chopsticks, did he really want to learn with his life?

"Well, it's not, but the main thing is to eat, Su Zhi, a nouveau riche, ordered more than fifty dishes, so he ate for a long time."

Li Tingchen put his fingers against his temples, Su Zhi is really addicted to playing, and he can eat tricks when he eats, "Chinese food?" ”

"Ah, yes, Chinese food."

"In this way, I know, let Su Zhi send you home directly, and I will go home now."

"Good!"

After closing the line, Su Zhi pulled the car door, "Sister-in-law, don't tell Tingchen and Sizhe about today's incident, otherwise my reputation will be ruined." ”

Zhao Yiyan got into the car and buckled his seat belt, "Really?" Why didn't I know that Su Zhi was still wise? Don't worry, I won't tell them, your first name, even if I don't say it, I guess Tingchen has already guessed it, let's go, send me home directly. ”

"Sister-in-law, it's not good for you to bully a handsome guy like this!"

After Su Zhi sent Zhao Yiyan home, he was invited by Zhao Yiyan and decided to reluctantly go up and sit down, "Sister-in-law, I'm completely giving you face, I go to the boss's house after work, and I feel like I'm still working for Tingchen, which doesn't taste very good." ”

Zhao Yiyan pouted, "Okay, you, where are you working for Tingchen, Sizhe, the three of you can simply act in cross talk together, one by one is better at talking and singing than anyone else, sister-in-law and I are the most pitiful one, serving the boss around the clock, right?" ”

Su Zhi thought about it and felt that it made sense.

"Sister-in-law is right, serving the president during the day, serving her husband at night, accompanying her 24 hours a day, sister-in-law, am I thinking too much?"

Zhao Yiyan gritted his silver teeth, and laughed three times, people want to live freely, they really can't provoke certain species, "Su Zhi, you are an innocent and beautiful teenager, don't have some thoughts that shouldn't be there, and the image that will be ruined." Got it? ”

Su Zhi pretended not to understand and dragged his chin to think, the elevator went all the way up, the number kept increasing, Su Zhi, who came to Tingchen's private residence for the first time, said that it was really too troublesome to live on such a high floor.

"Sister-in-law, you just said half of what you just said, I am indeed very innocent and beautiful, but I am not a teenager, I am a man, ok?"

Depend on! I thought he would say that he was indeed a teenager, but he was not innocent or beautiful at all, and Zhao Yiyan underestimated the narcissistic ability of some species.

The elevator opened with a ding, and when I got out of the elevator, I saw Li Tingchen wearing home clothes, holding a document in one hand and a coffee cup in the other.

"Tingchen, we're back."

Zhao Yiyan entered the door and changed his shoes, Su Zhi took off his shoes and replaced them with a pair of men's slippers and walked to the cashmere carpet, walked to the nearest sofa and sat down comfortably, and then looked at Li Tingchen and said, "Tingchen, this is the first time I have come to your house as a guest, why don't you pour a cup of tea?" ”

Li Tingchen had just made himself coffee, and the person was still next to the coffee machine, when he saw Su Zhi like this, a smile spread at the corner of his mouth, "It's the first time you came to my house as a guest, so you came up empty-handed?" ”

"Damn, how can I say that I sent your wife empty-handed, or I'll go back again and take my sister-in-law away?" Su Zhi raised his eyebrows and smiled smilingly.

Looking around their home, of course, the decoration is needless to say, the home is clean and tidy, warm and luxurious, and the taste is very in line with Tingchen's consistent high level of perversion, and the details inside are full of feminine warmth.

"What does Su Zhi want to drink? I'll take it for you. Zhao Yiyan washed his hands and interrupted the conversation between the two, if he continued to talk about it, he didn't know what topics would affect his physical and mental health.

Su Zhimei squinted his eyes and smiled: "It's better to be sister-in-law, give me a bottle of chilled Sprite, thank you sister-in-law!" ”

Li Tingchen sat on the sofa opposite with coffee, "It's fast for you to recognize your relatives." ”

"It's not that I recognize my relatives, it's that my sister-in-law has a charismatic personality, Tingchen, I am very curious about one thing, how do you know your sister-in-law?"

Su Zhi's eyes flashed with a hint of gossip, and he saw Zhao Yiyan walking over with Sprite and continuing to squint and sell cuteness, "Sister-in-law is good!" Such sisters-in-law should have more than a few! ”

Zhao Yiyan gently patted Su Zhi's head, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Ahem, haha, I mean, let Sizhe get married quickly, marry a woman like a sister-in-law, sister-in-law shouldn't think Tingchen will marry a few more, right? The law doesn't allow it! ”

Zhao Yiyan was speechless, "Let's talk, if you need to call me." ”

"Okay, sister-in-law, you are busy first!"

After Zhao Yiyan left, Su Zhi opened Sprite and continued to ask Li Tingchen, "Why do I think my sister-in-law seems to be very familiar?" I think I've seen it somewhere. ”