Chapter 487 - Don't divide the husband 13
On the second day, Su Wanniang got up very early, but Kong Zhishu was basking in the sun in the yard, and the look on his face showed that he was in a good mood today.
"Still there?" Su Wanniang walked over and sat down next to him, and saw the steamed bun in front of her on the table bigger than her fist and a whole bowl of gruel, she smiled hesitantly, and then said to Kong Zhishu, "Half a bowl, half a bowl!" ”
"All." Kong Zhishu didn't raise his eyebrows.
"A bowl, half a bowl." Su Wanniang continued to bargain.
"All." Not a word changed, not even the expression changed.
Su Wanniang bared her teeth, "Half a bowl and a half are half a bowl and a half, not many mouthfuls!" I want to lose weight, you stop me again, believe it or not, I'll die to show you! ”
"Do you want to be a dead fat man?" Kong Zhishu laughed at this time, "It's better to be alive, I don't have a hobby of a dead man, eat well, don't coax you to eat like a child, be obedient, and I'll take you down the mountain tomorrow." ”
"Kong Zhishu." Su Wanniang put down her chopsticks, and suddenly looked at the man opposite with a serious and serious expression, and then asked in a weak voice like a fly's wings, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”
Kong Zhishu took a bite of the steamed bun and swallowed it in a big gulp, and said in a nasal voice that he didn't understand why Su Wanniang suddenly asked this.
"Otherwise, why would you like a fat and ugly person like me? You say you don't like beauties. Su Wanniang remembered that Kong Zhishu personally said that she didn't like beauties!
"Who in the world doesn't like beauty?" Kong Zhishu then put the chopsticks aside, and said solemnly, "I just happened to meet you, who made you look so fat and ugly?" ”
"Since you also think I'm fat and ugly, then I want to lose weight, why do you keep stopping me, why do you keep forcing me to eat so many things, I only lost a few taels of meat, and you have forced it back these days!" Su Wanniang was angry in her heart, Kong Zhishu, this guy, if you say two nice words, you will die!
She herself said that she was fat and ugly, and it was not okay to be modest! Can he not follow her and say that about her!
"It's ugly or not, it doesn't have much to do with fat or not, I'm afraid that if you're thin, you'll be like that skeleton in the town, I'm finally used to you, when you get thin, what if you become thin and ugly? The fat point is ugly, at least the night to sleep without knocking people, the thin point is not only ugly, but also the bones are as uncomfortable as a hard bedboard, I don't like it even more. ”
"you!"
Su Wanniang raised her leg and kicked directly at Kong Zhishu's calf, it was convenient for the two to sit close, but Kong Zhishu was too lazy to let Su Wanniang kick to relieve her anger, anyway, Su Wanniang's strength was like scratching an itch.
"I think I'll look good when I'm slimmed!"
"What do you think? I also think that I am the best master in the world. ”
"And are you?" Su Wanniang was curious.
"It's not." Kong Zhishu smiled, "So, it feels like the most inaccurate thing, eat well, don't talk so much nonsense, I have to rush to the barracks to arrange things after eating." ”
Su Wanniang flattened her mouth, the flesh grew on her body and not on him, he didn't care, anyway, it wasn't him who was damaged early in the morning~
"Kong Zhishu, if I don't lose weight and don't have sex with you, what will you do?"
After Su Wanniang finished speaking, a pair of black eyes swirled in the courtyard, but they didn't fall on Kong Zhishu's face.
"Su Wanniang." Seeing the weak-hearted appearance of the woman on the side, Kong Zhishu smiled lightly, and when Su Wanniang heard the sound and looked over, he gave her an unfathomable look, didn't say anything, and ate breakfast with the corners of his lips hooked, still in a good mood.
Su Wanniang touched the tip of her nose, what did Kong Zhishu's eyes mean? Why, she has a feeling of sticky flesh on the board?