0103 Wife
A five-star hotel like Emgrand has a luxurious bathing center downstairs, and hot water is definitely available 24 hours a day.
However, I still helped Xia Xiaoyu take a look, and after making sure that there was hot water, I helped her find disposable slippers and watched her walk into the bathroom pitifully.
Then I sat on the edge of the bed by myself, thinking to myself how to get revenge on the shoehorn face.
My first thought was to go to the zoo and put a few lions and tigers into the dead woods. But then I rejected this idea, and if I really wanted to do this, I would have crossed the bottom line of being a human being, and I would be less human than a shoehorn face.
I also thought of sending in a note that read: "No matter who it is, as long as Xu Kunpeng's chrysanthemum bursts, I will let him out." ”
It's disgusting just to think about it......
So forget it......
How exactly should I get revenge on him?
I was thinking about it when Julia called me and asked, "Where are you?" ”
I said, "Like you, I'm at the Dorsett Hotel, what's wrong?" ”
"I can't sleep and want to have a few words with you," she said. ”
I said, "Come on, then." ”
It just so happened that Xia Xiaoyu and I were lonely and widowed, and it was quite embarrassing. I told her the room number, and within two minutes, there was a knock on the door.
I opened the door and saw her as if she had just taken a shower, with her long wet hair and a set of burgundy silk pajamas ...... It looks like a vacuum.
This inevitably made me feel a surge of enthusiasm, and at the same time felt a little embarrassed, so I deliberately looked away from her, turned sideways, and let her in.
Growing up, I had never experienced this kind of battle. To put it bluntly, I haven't been in a hotel room with any girls......
Especially the jade girl star who is wearing thin pajamas, showing a graceful silhouette between her gestures, and vacuum......
This Nizi, is she here to seduce people?
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva secretly and asked her naturally, "Is my mother asleep?" ”
She nodded shyly and said, "Well, my aunt has already slept." ”
Sweat......
Aunt......
The two of us stood in the hallway of the entrance, looking at each other, still feeling a little embarrassed.
In fact, it can be seen that she is also quite embarrassed......
I smiled dryly at her.
She responded with a shy smile and asked, "How's your friend's business going?" ”
I said, "It's all right, she's taking a shower in it." ”
She said, "Oh, you're getting ready for bed, aren't you?" I...... Didn't bother you, did you? ”
I said, "Of course not, we're just ordinary friends, hehe." ”
She laughed too: "Huh. ”
I let her into the room, and the two of them sat opposite each other on the edge of the bed, ***, it's still embarrassing!
It feels like neither of us knows what to say to each other......
However, this dreary but charming atmosphere must not be allowed to continue......
I asked her, "By the way, who are you going to find to help me dig that pit?" ”
She said, "How deep are you going to dig?" What's in that pit? ”
I said, "I don't know yet, dig it up and see." ”
"Tomorrow I'll put people in touch with a professional construction team," she said. ”
I said, "Okay, thank you." ”
And then there was no talk again.
After a few minutes, she started to lose words and asked me, "How did it feel to audition today?" ”
I said, "It feels fresh, but I'm sorry that I ate shallots and stinky tofu before." ”
She said, "Haha, it's nothing, I like to eat both of these things too." It feels good, so let's play it well. ”
I hesitated, but I thought I should tell her the truth and said, "Can you let me play a role that doesn't have so many scenes?" After all, I can't stay on this plane for long. When the pit is finished, I have to go. ”
She was stunned for a moment, frowned and asked me, "Will you leave after digging?" ”
I said, "Dig and go." ”
She thought thoughtfully for a moment and said, "Oh, let's see how it goes." ”
Then, neither of us was speechless.
Because they don't know each other very well, they really don't know what to say.
Fortunately, at this time, Xia Xiaoyu came out after taking a shower and getting dressed, and was a little surprised to see that there were more people in the room. Immediately afterwards, after recognizing the person as Julia, she became even more surprised.
Xia Xiaoyu looked at me, then at Zhu Lihua, with an unbelievable look, and asked, "You...... Are you Julie? ”
Zhu Lihua smiled and responded, "You're a friend of Flying, right?" Fortunately. ”
Xia Xiaoyu's expression was a little unnatural, as if he didn't know what to say.
So, I was in the same room as them, and it felt even more awkward.
Zhu Lihua and I sat on the edge of the same bed, Xia Xiaoyu stood in the middle of the two beds, and the three of them fell silent at the same time.
The atmosphere is unusual......
In the end, I couldn't help but clear my throat and said to Xia Xiaoyu, "You go to bed early." ”
Xia Xiaoyu nodded cooperatively, looked at the bed I was sitting on, and then looked at the bed where Julihua was sitting.
The meaning of this is obvious, and it is equivalent to an eviction order......
Unexpectedly, Zhu Lihua stood up with a yawn, wanted to give the bed to Xia Xiaoyu, and said, "It's good for me to sit with Feixiang." ”
When Xia Xiaoyu saw her like this, she hurriedly said, "No, no, this bed is so big, I'll just take a side." ”
After saying that, she lay down on the bed, deliberately only occupying a small half of the bed, and covered herself with a quilt.
So Julia sat down on the edge of the bed where she was lying.
The atmosphere was still dreary and unusual......
To be honest, I regret letting Julie come over now, I originally wanted her to ease the embarrassment between lonely men and widows, but now it's better that she has become a lonely man and widow......
More embarrassing......
Moreover, if you drive people away, it will inevitably hurt too much......
Julia leaned here as if she was determined, picked up the remote control on the bedside table, turned on the TV, leaned on the head of the bed, and stared at the agricultural channel of the central channel seven, watching it with relish......
Crayfish farming techniques are being shown on TV......
Xia Xiaoyu squinted her eyes slightly, as if waiting for Zhu Lihua to leave.
Julia watched carefully how the crayfish reproduced......
I'm completely helpless now, and if I continue to lean on like this, it's no wonder if I'm not sleepy......
So I stood up and beckoned to Julie, saying, "Lie down on this bed and watch." ”
Julia asked me, "What about you?" ”
I said, "I'll go downstairs to take a shower and sleep in the hall by the way." ”
She said, "Oh, I'll stay with you." ”
I said, "Didn't you just finish washing?" ”
She said: "I want to sweat a little more, and I can do a pedicure by the way." ”
When Xia Xiaoyu heard this, he immediately opened his eyes and said, "I'...... I'll go with you, I'm here alone...... Afraid. ”
I said, "Okay, let's go." ”
Anyway, it's going to sleep, and there's a place in the hall.
The bathing center of the Emgrand Hotel is on the third floor, I entered the men's bath for a while, took a bath, and washed myself up to the rest hall on the fifth floor.
Julia and Xia Xiaoyu had already been lying side by side on the sofa chair to do a pedicure because they had taken a bath before.
It is estimated that Xia Xiaoyu was frightened before, and she cried so badly that even though she was doing a pedicure, she couldn't help but fall asleep.
When Julia saw me coming out, she immediately waved her hand at the massage technician with heavy makeup, signaling him to leave. Then he stepped out of the recliner and came to me, and whispered, "Let's go, let's sweat." ”
Because I had just taken a shower, I was not so sleepy now, so I followed her into the steam room, asked for a pot of tea, and drank tea while sweating.
It is worth mentioning that I am wearing a sweat suit, and I will not get on my body if I am soaked with sweat.
But Julia didn't know what to think, she actually wore silk pajamas into the sweat room, and as soon as she was soaked in sweat, the fabric stuck to her skin, and I felt like squirting nosebleeds for a while.
In order to avoid being abrupt, I deliberately looked away from her body.
She suddenly laughed playfully and asked me with a red face, "Is it pretty?" ”
I was stunned by the question, and I pretended to be stupid and said, "What? ”
She said, "My body, is it good-looking?" ”
I thought to myself, what the hell is this girl going to do? continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "I don't know, I didn't look carefully." ”
She smiled and asked me, "Would you like to take a closer look?" ”
I frowned and asked her, "What do you mean?" ”
The two of us don't know each other very well, so why do you want to seduce me like this?
She took a sip of tea from her teacup, her eyes suddenly became a little sharp, she looked directly at me and said, "I like you." ”
Depend on......
I took a deep breath and said, "The two of us have known each other for less than a day, not even for half a day, where does your liking come from?" It's just inexplicable. ”
She put down the teacup, hummed softly, and said, "It's quite inexplicable, but like is like, like, you have to get." ”
I said, "No kidding, really, I'm just a passerby, and it won't be long before I'm gone." ”
She smiled, like the bright summer sunshine, but her eyes revealed a domineering taste, and said seriously: "Since you are here, don't go, stay, stay with me!" I'm going to be very kind to you! Give you everything I have. ”
Embarrassment......
I said, "But, I'm married." ”
Her face froze and she asked me, "Really?" ”
I said, "Yes, I have received my marriage certificate, and I already have a wife." ”
In other words, the wife who got married with me is also her, but she is in another time and space.
She tilted her head and thought for a moment, then asked me, "But why do I always dream that I am married to you?" ”
I said, "I guess it's been influenced by you on another plane, right?" In fact, the person who received the certificate with me is indeed you from another time and space. ”
In order to be able to explain it to her clearly, I specially took out the marriage certificate from the desert, and found the circle of friends sent by Julie Flower in the previous time and space on my mobile phone, and handed the two things to her at the same time.
She looked through the marriage certificate seriously, and then looked at the circle of friends on her mobile phone, her eyes revealed a hint of cunning, raised her head and smiled: "It seems that we don't even need to get the certificate, I am now your wife." ”
I said, "No kidding. ”
She smiled brighter and brighter, shook her head lightly and said, "I'm not kidding you, since you're here, you're mine, and I'll never let you leave again......"