"This ...... What exactly? Lin Xue's girl is used to talking half at all times. ”

I muttered to myself, bent down and grabbed a three-headed Q mercury lamp, looking at it over and over again.

The other party claims to be the Kusanagikyo mercury lamp.,It's the closest to the normal version of a group of cross-dressing mercury lamps.,Except for the big head with a headband and a yang coat of arms on the back of the dress.,This mercury lamp is basically the same as the normal version.,Of course,We have to ignore the cartoonish shape.。

With a big head, big eyes and a body of xiǎoxiǎo, I am afraid that there are thousands of such mercury lamps surrounding our feet, looking up at their compatriots who are being held up in mid-air, their mouths are still chattering, and the mercury lamps that I picked up are very honestly cooperating with my movements, showing no signs of resistance at all, and even when I lifted her up, the latter took the initiative to lift her skirt......

It's wrong to be completely cooperative

"I feel like the boss is really a pervert."

Lilina complained mercilessly.

"I'm curious about what's going on now, what are the alchemy masters of those two divisions doing after so many days."

Ignoring the NV priest who was full of poisonous tongues on the side, I just curiously posed the doll-like "mercury lamp" in my hand, and the other party also looked at me with flashing eyes, without saying a word, completely unable to tell whether she was intelligent or not, and I couldn't tell if this was life, anyway...... Really fun.

It's really fun, although the mercury lamp on the three-headed body looks very weird, but the Q version is really king, and this xiǎo doll is really interesting

Scratch, scratch, scratch.

The "Kusanagikyo mercury lamp" that was held up in the air suddenly began to tug at my sleeve, and I leaned my face over curiously, and the other party immediately aimed at my brain, opened his mouth, and exhaled.

"Wow, the fire is on fire"

This Q version of the xiǎo lamp opens its mouth to breathe fire, and she breathes fire just like Godzilla

I hurriedly extinguished the fire on my head, I knew that my face should be completely black, I didn't need to look in the mirror, I could deduce how miserable I was by looking at the angular velocity of Lilina rolling on the ground, I took out a bucket of pure water from my personal space, and muttered in my heart while washing my face: Although Kusanagi Kyo breathed fire from his mouth, the attack power of the other party just now was really exaggerated, if I guessed correctly, it could be elemental flames.

Yes, elemental flames, normal natural fire can't have that much energy, the flames just now have an unusually thick fire elemental energy, almost as thick as those leader-level fire elemental bodies I saw in the Azeroth World Realm, and ordinary steel will even be directly vaporized under that kind of flame

Of course, I don't think that the xiǎo doll wants to attack herself, the flame is controlled by the jīng heart, just enough to smoke my face black but it won't really hurt, I have a deep understanding of energy control, I can easily feel the other party's xiǎo mind regulation before the fire, she just wants to protest.

I washed the black ash off my face in Lilina's heartless laughter, and a "big sword mercury lamp" wearing a strange light armor and carrying a big sword on his shoulder immediately came over with a máo scarf, and showed an expectant and praised expression, which made people cry and laugh again.

"Okay, okay, all stand in line, don't luàn"

After thinking about it for a long time, coupled with listening to the chatter of these "mercury lanterns", I have roughly guessed in my heart what these alchemy dolls are about, but I still need to be sure, so I began to command the mercury lamps in this place to be arranged neatly, the latter is really very obedient, and in less than five minutes, there are more than thirty neat phalanxes standing in front of me and Lilina, all of which are distinguished according to their respective "arms", such as Sparta, Jedi, Sith, Kusanagikyo Kyo, GI, Terminator, Magic Less NV......

And there are dozens of more special, that is, the so-called "self-detonating truck mercury lamp", but I would like to call it the Libyan mercury lamp (see the Red Alert 2 class setting for details), the xiǎo dolls installed directly with the xiǎo toy truck, they did not form a phalanx, but stopped in front of each phalanx, like the captain of the array, and saluted me like the captain of the array.

After the queue was completed, more than 30 mercury lamp puppets "driving" toy trucks suddenly "dripping" honked their horns, and immediately, the chirping phalanx all quieted down, making the appearance of being inspected by the chief, and at a glance, you couldn't see the three-headed body on the side......

"Those xiǎo cars really have horns?" A certain NV priest looked at the toy trucks curiously, with a look of surprise.

Lilina, you're complaining in the wrong direction

Observing the 10,000 or so three-headed mercury lamps in front of him, looking at their neat queue and the sense of wholeness revealed in an instant, he connected with the habit of talking to these three-headed bodies just now-

"Misaka 10086"

"To ...... Huh? ”

Sure enough, a crisp and thin voice came out of the phalanx, and although the latter realized his mistake in an instant and let out a "huh", you have already been exposed to the identification of the head of the head with a torch in his eyes

"No...... It's not just the Jedi mercury lamp...... It's just a hiccup, it's definitely a hiccups."

Not far in front of me, a three-headed doll jumped up in the air, brandishing the mí light saber in his hand, which was less than half a meter long, and hurriedly explained, but no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it's self-defeating.

"You were the one who put a hundred yuan on the exam paper last time to bribe the teacher, right?" I smiled at a certain three-headed figure wielding a lightsaber, "But then I got a few points, and Katsuki got the rest of the money for you?" ”

"Wow, such a shameful thing......" The other party showed a Q version of the distressed expression, "It's actually zero points......

"Huh? Zero points? You still seem to get a few questions right, right? ”

"Misaka used 502 to glue the money at the time."

I can imagine the mood of Medea and his wife when faced with a hundred-dollar bill that can't be removed, this most naughty Misaka sister...... I'm too much to give her a zero score

"Okay, don't hide it, I should have guessed this amount, this way of speaking," looking at the three heads around him with big watery eyes (really big eyes, this Q version of the face) staring at him, even if I think they are a little added, I can't get angry, "The Misaka people are all here, right?" How did you guys do that? What is going on with these bodies, and your consciousness? ”

As soon as my voice fell, I immediately poked the hornet's nest, and the surroundings suddenly chattered:

"Because Misaka wants to help my brother, I don't want to stay in a safe place forever and wait for my brother to come back from the battlefield, Misaka 10099 said first."

"Actually, Misaka 10099 just thinks it's fun to go out and play.,And Misaka people think it's fun to play like this.,Misaka 10315 took the initiative to confess.,Ah,Misaka 10099's expression is so scary"

"These bodies are alchemy products, they are made by the teachers of the academy and the alchemy masters of various worlds, they can simulate the bodies of living beings, accept the control of the jīng god of the Misaka network, and can also convey the complete five senses to the Misaka people, Misaka 12580 said with the expression of Mr. Teaching."

"The essence of the Misaka is now lying at home, and the bubble has designed something called the Mind Hub for the Misaka, with the words of the Mind Hub, the jīng god of the Misaka can switch between the temporary body and the body, but because the artificial souls of these alchemical bodies are all extended from the soul of the xiǎo mercury lamp, the current xiǎo doll mercury lamp is actually the form of the psychological fusion of the Misaka and the mercury lamp, so the Misaka sometimes involuntarily calls itself the mercury lamp in this situation, Misaka 10101 is complacent because he knows that the Tao is more detailed than the other sisters. ”

"These alchemy bodies are all very powerful, on average, each body is completed by three alchemy masters, and then finely adjusted by the Xiling host, with the combat power of a soldier of the British Empire, the lightsaber of the Jedi mercury lamp is pure ghost energy, the carbine of the soldier mercury lamp is filled with high-energy bullets, the mercury lamp of the self-detonating truck has a miniature space implosion bomb, and the magic sister mercury lamp has an endoskeleton composed of pure arcane energy, so it will definitely be able to help my brother's mercury...... Misaka 11012 said confidently and showed his brother his limited edition Heart of the Rising Sun. ”

I'll be honest with you, my brother is about to die at this time.

"Mercury lanterns" you and I are chattering word by word, I have a general idea of the ins and outs of the matter.

The problem lies in the alchemists who repair the body of the mercury lamp (genuine), not that they are not dedicated, but they are too dedicated, as everyone knows, at that time, I summoned a total of two people from the strengthening division to repair a puppet, and the consequence of such a failure is that the alchemy master who was full of pits and valleys spent about sixteen minutes to study the treatment plan of the mercury lamp, and then ......

They felt that as a generation of alchemy masters, they were finally personally summoned by the Time and Space Administration, and they were really sorry for the national pride in their bones if they didn't make some achievements to promote the advanced alchemy technology of their world, and a group of competitive experts and scholars decisively went off topic after completing their entrusted work in sixteen minutes, and they began to compete which of the world's alchemy technology was the best.

Bubbles and Lin Xue decisively added Luàn at this time, the latter fanned the flames and came up with bad ideas, and the former mobilized his knowledge of the dead house to formulate the title of the competition - now you know why these three heads are carrying egg knives, lightsabers, and the Heart of the Rising Sun, right?

The two of them also bought Artemis, who was in the Avalon Guardian's Yard, to put it mildly, the latter guarded the treasures of the gods and the Heroes, and all the alchemist needed was some fragments of the Philosopher's Stone, which was used as a cement paving in the place where Avalon and the Tree of the World Realm were connected, and Artemis gave the two chiefs half a ton each without taking it seriously......

Anyway, the final result is that more than 10,000 horsepower mercury lamp Q version dolls have been made, and the Misaka sisters have an extra two or three thousand each, and more than 600 special models such as self-exploding truck mercury lamps and VR fighter mercury lamps have come out for those Misaka sisters who are active and like mavericks, Edward Elric, who was the censor of the world world at CER-1355 at the time, also led a group of well-fed and well-fed Silvermoon City Magisters to study the captain machine, such as the red has three mercury lamps, The first machine mercury lamp, Titan mercury lamp and the like......

Anyway, I listened to the chatter of these three-headed bodies while knocking on the quick-acting heart pills.

What is certain is that 80% of the thousands of mercury lamps in front of him are controlled by the Misaka sisters, and the remaining thousands are the mercury lamps themselves commanded, the most sensational toy army in history.

"You guys are really ...... Forget it, it's really not a good childhood to always be bored in the Shadow City, and it's a good thing that you can take the initiative to come out and play, but the first time you come out to play is a war-torn alien planet, don't be scared. "There is a mercury lamp dressed as a red and white witch on my arm, and I don't know what to say about the child who tosses around the family all day and her mother, so I can only try to comfort myself in the good way.

"Isn't my brother angry? Misaka 10093 tried to pretend to be cute and said, Also, this is the winter vacation homework in the academy, Misaka 10093 added. ”

"Winter vacation homework?" I was stunned.

"Hmm" The red and white mercury lamp nodded, "The teacher asked everyone to participate in the winter vacation part-time job, go back and write three thousand words of thoughts, and the Misaka decided to join the army during the holiday to accompany my brother to conquer the world."

Good murderous winter vacation homework, good murderous internship report

"Speaking of which, what about the genuine mercury lamp?"

Lilina still remembers the main thing, although she also let the three-headed body of the black and beautiful give the cute five mí three ways, but she has never forgotten which one is the main one we are waiting for.

A three-headed figure with a big sword on his back thought for a moment, raised his head and said to me, "The Mother Mercury Lamp and the Titan Mercury Lamp are teleported together, and it should be ...... at this time Ah, here it is, my brother, behind you. ”

I shuddered when I heard the sound, and at the same time I felt a wave of spatial fluctuations behind me, and although the most deceitful moment of Zhilu Dao had arrived, I slowly turned around - it is important to note that we were already enveloped by a huge yīn shadow.

"Wow, what the hell is this?"

"The Titan mercury lamp, not a three-headed body ratio, but a normal proportional captain machine, one hundred and one meters tall, made of the mercury lamp after the whole body jīng is indeed enlarged, its own weight is six hundred tons, and the weapon weighs seven hundred and twenty tons after it is fully loaded, because the weight is too large for the conventional joints to bear, the whole body is carved with a permanent anti-gravity array, the key transmission device is made of an alloy made of star gold stone that was secretly cut off from the fence of the World Realm Tree, and the left hand is equipped with an Arcane Missile Generator, which has three Dalaran mages to carry out the cào longitudinal, The right hand can be used as a xìng weapon to send shè out of the 龗, with the most advanced guidance function, which imprisons the fire demon that has just been caught from the world of Azeroth, Bubble named it Super Invincible Bubble Bomb, there is a nano assembly factory on the chest, in the case of abundant materials, the Titan mercury lamp can release a thirty centimeter-high crazy Evan mercury lamp from the mouth at a rate of one per second, Note: three-headed body, in addition, the eyes of the Titan mercury lamp are equipped with a ghost cannon and a holographic projector, So it can not only be used as a turret but also can be used to play games, friendly reminder: the handle is under the skirt, boys don't move casually~~Ah, also, instruction manual, drive disc and cleaning space engineering vehicle are included, placed in the xiǎo bag on the waist of the Titan mercury lamp, Misaka 10086 pretended not to see the expression of his brother, and read the delivery card of the Titan mercury lamp word for word. ”

Silence, after three seconds.

"10086, don't you think that this kind of alchemy armament, which has no actual combat value at all except to scare people, is even more unreliable than (beep)?"

"Ah, it's really rare to be powerless to complain, Misaka 10086 began to try new words."

“…… Don't worry about the details, this world is still destroyed......"

I really, really want to just ignore this world and let it be finished

What kind of strange way did Shadow City run in the days when I wasn't at home, bastard Shandora, can't you take care of the big xiǎo girl in the house except for eating and eating and eating all day long? How can you count yourself as an NV housewife? What did the chengguan of Shadow City do this time? After the middle and high-level of the Time and Space Administration finished fighting the landlord every day, couldn't they have time to see what the alchemy experts of those two divisions were doing? Build a combat mercury lamp more than 100 meters high, this is going to be a pit daddy, or a pit daddy, or a pit daddy

Okay, I see, in fact, this is meant to be a toy, right? This moving mountain, which can only be used as a live target on the battlefield, is for the bored Misakas, right? There are hundreds of GIs who have begun to throw the mountain rope and happily climb the Titan mercury lamp

"Hey, stupid human, how long are you going to ignore me?"

Suddenly, a shout sounded in the communication channel made me refresh for a moment, and I recovered from the impact of the Mercury Lantern Ghost Animal Army, and then I felt the left half of my shoulder sink for a moment, and a soft body leaned over in a very familiar way, and in the next second, two Xiǎo hands wrapped around my chin.

Unplug, unplug.

"Hey, it's sturdy." A puppet complained dissatisfied.

Don't you think it's a terrifying thing to try to pull someone else's head off with all the strength to eat nǎi, Lord Chairman, who has never even attended compulsory education?

"Here, let me see—how's the recovery?"

I completely ignored someone's puppet's tugging on his own ear, and grabbed the other person off the shoulder, just like a doll, supporting the other person's armpit with both hands, holding the mercury lamp in front of my eyes and turning it back and forth, "Well, the feel tells me that the repair is indeed complete, eh?" Why didn't you get your teeth filled? ”

"Because Bubbles says it's cute...... Ah, you guy is so presumptuous, let me down, let me down, don't pinch my face"

It's like two people when they first met.,The other party is really completely changed.,The current mercury lamp,No matter how you look at it, it's just a lively "xiǎo" nv child.,Although it's a bit inappropriate to say this.,But it seems that the training has been successful.。

After five minutes of fighting, the winner of course had no suspense about herself, and the silver-haired doll in a black sè gothic dress would feel tired as if she had a real ròu body, so now she honestly and unceremoniously lay on my shoulder, looking at the fantastic and magnificent scenery around her.

"Ah, it's an alien planet again, you guy, you talk about peace-loving, but you always start a war in one world and one world after another, how about it, do you need help? Now I have a whole legion, and a super doppelganger leader, if you kneel down and beg me, it's not impossible to help. ”

What a condescending tone, what a proud attitude, you can't change that, right? And I don't think I need to find a group of three-headed bodies to fill the mén side when I have more than 30 marines and more than 1,000 heroes, you cute army commander

Then again...... I was just fighting an interstellar war, right? Forty-five minutes ago, this was still the iron-blooded battlefield of Space Warrior VS Fortress Planet, right? Now what's going on with this god switch? No matter how curious the way it unfolds, there must be a limit, mercury lamp, you don't want to command more than 10,000 three-headed selves to arrange "Alien Welcome" banners on the ground to entertain yourself, okay?