008: The five elements are short of water
"Taste?" Guan Mo's index finger tapped on a certain dish map, and swept him with his eyes, "Light or heavy?" “
"Whatever." Ye Ying came back to his senses, he didn't pick much about what he ate, maybe he didn't know how to do it, so for eating, as long as he could fill his stomach, the taste was actually relatively not so important.
Guan Mo frowned slightly, turned his head and said to the eldest sister who claimed to be the eldest sister who was holding an iPad on the side, "Then let's do it." ”
"Huh?" The eldest sister was a little stunned for a while, and the smile on the corner of her mouth was half closed and half left, "Whatever...... What is it? ”
Guan Mo raised his eyes and swept towards Ye Ying, "He ordered, you ask him." ”
Ye Ying: "......"
What the hell is wrong with this completely unconventional play???
Fortunately, the waiter was very caring, and promptly resolved the embarrassment of being silent at this time, "There are two kinds of grilled fish and hot pot fish in our store, and there are more customers who eat grilled fish." ”
"Then grill the fish," Ye Ying really felt the sincerity of the waiter's eldest sister for the first time, glanced at her with some gratitude, and stretched out his hand to point at the picture that Guan Mo had just ordered, "Black pepper." ”
"What kind of fish?" The eldest sister dutifully asked, "We have naked spots, grass carp, tongfish, and silver carp here......
"Naked spots, thank you." Ye Ying withdrew his hand and smiled slightly.
"Heavy?" The eldest sister continued, "Normally, we are three catties a piece, but our other snacks here are also good, you ......"
"One ......," Guan Mo interrupted her, "Let's go first, and we'll order snacks later." ”
The eldest sister clicked on the iPad, and took a piece of paper full of various dishes from the small window behind her and put it on the table, "Choose the snacks on it, call me when you choose." ”
Looking at the figure of the eldest sister leaving, Ye Ying felt a sense of relief, he had never met such an enthusiastic person when eating out, which may be different from the standard of his previous restaurant selection.
In the past, blind dates were generally booked in advance, and even if he was selected in the place, he must have chosen the kind of place where he forgot to go in and didn't sit a few people, which was fast, worry-free and labor-saving, and time-saving.
Guan Mo may have Ye Ying's premise of 'casual', he didn't ask him about his taste and opinions when ordering snacks, and he casually ticked a few without frowning his brows with a pencil, Ye Ying stared at his posture of writing and his decisiveness in a second, thinking that it was estimated that this person would directly hook the name of the dish without even reading it.
After Guan Mo made the selection, he called the waiter, and then there was a long silence, Ye Ying felt that it was nothing, and his blind date was generally silent.
"I heard you're in high demand?"
Ye Ying raised his eyebrows, and raised his eyes to look at the opening remarks on the other side, who surprised him quite after being silent for a long time, is this a compliment or a disadvantage?
With those unfriendly eyes, coupled with the tone of this word, Ye Ying was pulled by the collar of the underworld brother on the street and said impatiently, "I heard that you are very awesome?" The illusion.
Therefore, after these words and this expression wandered around Ye Ying's mind for a while, he felt that these words were obviously still inclined to the latter.
“…… Prizes have been awarded. Even so, he still felt that while the other party was obviously not very friendly and polite, he still had to maintain the gentlemanly demeanor he should have.
Ye Ying almost couldn't hold back his laughter after saying the four words, he felt that this kind of quiz question with a stupid temperament inside and out made him want to directly cross through the heavy glass into the sea of people outside, and it was best to drown himself from head to toe.
"Tsk," Guan Mo twitched the corner of his mouth, "What do you think...... Am I complimenting you? ”
"Each other," Ye Ying continued to laugh, "You're pretty handsome too." ”
Guan Mo was noncommittal about Ye Ying's words of flattery or politeness, he touched the cup and drank a sip of water, glanced impatiently in the direction the waiter left, and fixed his eyes on Ye Ying's face when he turned his head, "How many times have you met before?" ”
"I don't remember." Ye Ying's answer was not only pertinent but also sincere, he really didn't have much impression, in his memory, probably from twenty-five, his mother took the trouble to show him this.
Blind date has become a part of life, although it has not yet reached the point of indispensability, but basically speaking, it has been as deep into life as wearing an umbrella on a rainy day and sunscreen on a sunny day.
"Do you have any requirements for your significant other?" Guan Mo thought for a long time and asked, "Or, what is the family background, the educational requirements, and the appearance and figure...... Uh, something. ”
These questions were basically not raised by anyone on a blind date in the past, and the people who had been on a blind date with him basically didn't ask much questions halfway, let alone himself, he never asked each other questions on a blind date, so when Guan Mo jumped out of him in a series of times, he subconsciously frowned.
The purpose of his blind date is to complete the task given to him by his mother, probably because the blind date with whom he has been in contact with him for the longest time has never broken the curse of 'two months', so he has never thought about what the other party is like, let alone forming a family with the other party.
It's like when the teacher gave homework when he was a child, he completed it on time every time and then turned it in on time, but he never thought about what would happen if he did it wrong or what would happen if he did it right.
Family background? He has a job, and he is relatively stable, and he doesn't need the other party's family to be rich.
What are the educational requirements? It's not an interview to join, but a blind date still looks at this?
As for the body and looks...... Ye Ying touched his chin, and cut out the first two that he was not interested in at all, the last one is relatively important, at least it is pleasing to the eye when he stays with him, isn't it.
If you're satisfied, you can still eat!
Thinking of this, he raised his eyes and swept to the opposite side, he was tall and tall, and the texture line was also quite beautiful, what did he look like...... Except that the slightly drooping eyes often make people think that this person must be difficult to contact, but he is quite handsome......
"You look good and have a good figure," Ye Ying said after thinking about it, "I'm quite satisfied with this, as for the family background and educational requirements, as long as you are not illiterate, you can still accept ......."
"Poof-" The water that Guan Mo had just sent to his mouth was all squirted to the opposite side, he wanted to say sorry, as soon as he opened his mouth, there was a series of violent coughs, he had to turn his head and lower his head to cough up the water in his throat.
Ye Ying was sprayed on the face before he finished speaking, although he was not a person with a habit of cleanliness, but it was the first time that he was sprayed like this in public, and he didn't react for a while.
Guan Mo finished coughing and drew a piece of paper to wipe his mouth, raised his eyes and paused after seeing Ye Ying's confused expression and the operation of being frozen, he took another one with his hand, and then handed it to him, "First...... Rub it. ”
Ye Ying stared at him and didn't move, it felt like he had been captured, Guan Mo frowned, glanced at the people around him who were eating, and reluctantly pinched two pieces of paper and pressed them into his face.
As soon as it reached his face, a hand was grasped on his wrist, and his five fingers were white and slender with the heat that should be in summer, but they were quite strong.
Guan Mo was a little surprised, he had also looked at Ye Ying's hands when he was in the hospital before, they could be called good-looking, but at first glance, they belonged to the kind of people who did not touch the spring water and rarely basked in the sun. He tried to pump back, but he didn't twitch, he was stunned, this person didn't look like he looked like he looked...... Well...... As weak as a kitten? Weak willow to help the wind?
Well, he's a little illiterate, and the words in his brain are floating like a barrage, but none of them can go up.
"What are you doing?" Ye Ying frowned, lowered his eyes and stared at the hand that was still on the tip of his nose and asked.
"I ...... Hey," Guan Mo gritted his teeth, swept the corner of his eye over the waiter who had already come over with the grilled fish, and simply didn't shrink back, and directly let go of his hand and let the tissue in his hand fall, "You have water on your face, wipe it quickly." ”
Ye Yingjing was reminded that the three souls and seven spirits were all in place, as if he suddenly remembered something, he shook off his hand as if he had been electrocuted, and then quickly pulled out a few pieces of paper and wiped them on his face.
Guan Mo was stunned as he looked at this series of expressions and movements.
After wiping it back and forth several times, Ye Ying got up and stood up, kicked away the chair and took a step back again, looking at Guan Mo with a not very good face, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”
Guan Mo nodded, to be honest, he was still a little apologetic, he would not normally do this kind of behavior of spraying water in people's faces in public, it was really just now......
Thinking of Ye Ying's evaluation of him and his summary statement after his evaluation of himself, Guan Mo wanted to laugh again, so did this person think that he was here to go on a blind date with him?
It's also to blame that he didn't make it clear at first, he held back a smile and simply turned his face out of the window, and he could see from the glass that the waiter had served the food and looked at him several times as he left.
When Ye Ying came back, both hands were wet, and his face was dry, and it was the two strands of hair that hung down from the wet water on his forehead that showed the purpose of his trip to the bathroom this time.
Guan Mo felt even more guilty, so he had to point to the sizzling fish in front of him, "It looks pretty good." ”
Ye Ying pulled out a chair and sat down, holding the chopsticks but didn't move his hand, his brows hadn't stretched since he came back, Guan Mo was stared at by him uncomfortable, and the fish and meat sandwiched on the chopsticks were not eaten or not.
"Why did you just spray me with water?" Ye Ying saw him looking at him and asked bluntly.
"Huh? This ......" Guan Mo didn't expect this person to ask directly, and the already embarrassing scene was even more embarrassing for a while, "That...... I didn't mean to, either. ”
Ye Ying still stared at him and didn't speak.
"Okay, I apologize, I'm sorry," Guan Mo said, "Maybe I forgot to introduce myself to you before and caused some ...... Well, a magical misunderstanding. ”
Ye Ying still looked at him.
"My name is Guan Mo, and I ......"
"I know," Ye Ying interrupted him, "the five elements are short of water." ”
"Huh? …… Be. Guan Mo was stunned, but he didn't expect his mother to even tell someone about this.
"So what does it have to do with you spraying me with water?" Ye Ying looked at him unhappily, "Try if I'm waterproof?" ”
"No, no, no, no......" Guan Mo felt that this person's brain hole was also quite strange, and this kind of reason could be thought of as a magical species in itself.
"As for me, I'm here to see you today for my sister, she's ...... Her name is also Guan Mo," Guan Mo explained in a language, "too...... Lack of water, but she's foam, I'm ...... It is the desert of the desert. ”
Can the desert not lack water?
This is the only point that Ye Ying caught after listening to his explanation, which he thought was quite funny.