Chapter 50: Drunken madness in a Japanese restaurant
For me, who takes rice as a compulsory course in life, I really can't resist Nanxiu's invitation, every time I eat a layer of his skin, I feel that my Taoism has broken through another layer of sky, which is extremely comfortable!
However, due to the approaching holiday, all kinds of restaurants are basically closed and go home, and finally Nanxiu can only take me to a Japanese restaurant, which is terrible! I really don't like Japanese food! All kinds of feelings of not being able to eat, such as sashimi, if you don't have four or five fish, are you sure you can eat it as a meal?
But I was determined that I was out of love, and according to the plot trend in the TV series, I should have a drink to set off the tragic atmosphere!
So I noisily asked Nan Xiu to order some sake for me, and I felt quite sober after many bottles at once, so I yelled for the waiter to call the boss, pointing to the goatee boss and saying that he was selling fake wine!
The boss is an authentic little Japan, and I swear that it is real wine, I took Nanxiu's mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and typed in front of the boss: No. 306 Kangshan Road, Hontaya Japanese Restaurant sells fake wine!
Just about to press the release, the boss was so frightened that he said in not very sharp Chinese: "Discount, you have to discount, you can scan this QR code, send Weibo, we have you half discount in the background, send the roll!" ”
I was very angry and locked my phone: "I won't send it!" Do you know how much it costs for me to clock out on Twitter? What do you mean by giving me a discount? Look down on me? ”
After that, he staggered and floated to the opposite side, snatched Nan Xiu's wallet, proudly took out a pile of RMB and slapped it on the table, pulled Nan Xiu out handsomely, leaving the boss with the back of a Weibo big V, hiding his merit and fame...
But as soon as I went out, Nan Xiu kept shaking my shoulders back and forth in distress: "My big white! Did you just know how many red tickets you drew out? ”
I was completely dizzy by him, grabbed Nan Xiu's face and cried with tears on his face, "Why do you have three eyes? I've known each other for so long, and you didn't tell me that you were Erlang God! ”
Nan Xiu sighed, put me back in the car, threw me in the back seat, and comforted me while driving: "Dabai, don't be like this, you have to live well, there will be a new blow, come on!" I'm sure you're the worst! How can you meet a storm if you don't go through the storm? Life will make you miserable for a while, and after you get used to it, you can continue to suffer for a lifetime! You think, there are a lot more people who work harder than you, and you still have a hairy use for your hard work..."
I always felt that something was not quite right with Nanxiu's words, but my brain had died, so I gave up thinking.
When I opened my eyes again, an unknown object was licking me with its tongue, and I was so startled that a spirit bounced up from the bed and found that the thing that licked me was actually Nanxiu's Erha, named "Haha", a male husky.
This second person was very shameless and rubbed my chest with his hairy head, and I shouted: "Nanxiu! Believe it or not, I cooked your house haha! ”
Nan Xiu hurriedly ran in from outside, holding a spatula in his hand and tying an apron full of big flowers, like that, as weird as he wanted, and said with a smile: "Are you awake?" You're going to sleep again, I suspect you're going to hibernate! Dine! ”
I went out after washing up in a daze, and found that Nanxiu was actually a hidden version of the God of Food! A table of dishes, what snow peas fried sausages, hot and sour cabbage, stir-fried beef, stewed pork ribs with winter melon, stir-fried pork liver, sweet and sour fish, I swallowed saliva in an instant, picked up the chopsticks and prepared to clip a piece of meat into my mouth!
Nan Xiu knocked my hand off and gave me a bowl of soup: "Drink it first, sober up." ”
My moved eyes bubbled: "Which girl married you, what a blessing!" ”
He glanced at me very arrogantly, helped me fill a bowl of rice and asked me: "Tomorrow is the Chinese New Year's Eve, how do you plan to live?" ”
I paused with the hand holding the bowl, and then said with a smile: "My classmates are all in Jiangcheng, you are still afraid that I will not have a place!" By the way, aren't you going back to Lianshi? ”
Nan Xiu shaved off the big thorns in the fish's belly, put it in my bowl and said, "Tomorrow morning's flight." ”
I nodded, he suddenly put down his chopsticks, and his slender eyes narrowed a faint Hua Ze: "You come with me." ”
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