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"What is this? Spoof video?! ”
If it weren't for knowing that Chen Haonan would not be untargeted, Gong Weiguo almost couldn't help but drop his mobile phone on Chen Haonan's face.
At this juncture, you let me watch a spoof video?
What's the matter, these three men are really Ultraman? Why don't I find them?"
The three guys who were knocked down by our righteous policeman fell over the shoulder are the legendary Ultraman, and such Ultraman is too embarrassing.
"Ugh. They just might have lost the shapeshifter. ”
Chen Haonan was also speechless, in fact, he was also highly suspicious of the three guys who called themselves Ultraman, but he looked for local post news by the way.
I really found out that before the fire incident in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, an anonymous person who claimed to be a staff member of the Special Bureau spoke on the local post bar and complained that he had encountered three snake spirits who claimed to be Ultraman and ran to make trouble, and the funniest thing was that the three Ultraman also said that his transformation device was stolen at Chang'an Railway Station.
Originally, he only saw it as a joke, but later in the post, it was said that the three guys who called themselves Ultraman mentioned that the Emperor of the Universe and the Transformers were going to invade the earth, which attracted a bunch of complainers.
Damn, Ultraman doesn't fight little monsters now? Running away to Transformers?
I rub!
You're not a good painter, aren't you!
But it was this passage that made Chen Haonan can't help but start thinking about it after laughing.
Because the timing is a bit of a coincidence.
After telling Gong Weiguo about his considerations, Gong Weiguo frowned and thought about it, and looked at the cold wind.
Leng Feng's face is as uncomfortable as eating, damn it, don't chase the wind and shadows like this! Do you really want to go to those three snake spirit-like Ultramans and ask them if the Transformers caused the Mausoleum of the First Emperor to catch fire?!
Isn't this Nima?!
Transformers, is it possible that there are still domestic ones?!
Transformers have nothing to do with Qin Shi Huang and Eight Poles!
Who else would believe that the dignified Ultraman would be stolen by a thief at the Chang'an Railway Station, you are black, and you don't bring such a black one!
"Idle is idle anyway, so you can just run."
Gong Weiguo said, "Before Lin Xia comes, we can't act rashly, hey." Or is the strength in our hands too weak? Lin Xia, you know, you can ignore it, and you don't have the slightest sense of responsibility.
We can only suffer a little. Run a few more times, and you won't be tired. Everything is fake and naturally best, but if it is true. Ultraman, that's not something that ordinary superpowers can compare. ”
"Okay. You're the boss, and you're in charge. But I advise you not to get your hopes up too much. Ultraman and Transformers, isn't that? ”
Leng Feng shook his head, "Don't say anything else, even if there are really Ultraman and Transformers, they don't go to Fusang, Rice, what are they doing here?!" Our ancestors have never dealt with them. ”
"Not necessarily."
Chen Haonan came up and said casually: "Ultraman is not easy to say, but Transformers." Haven't you heard of the Twelve Golden Men? ”
"I'm still eighteen bronze men."
Leng Feng said angrily, damn it, you don't need to run away, right, standing and talking doesn't hurt your back.
"I'm not really talking nonsense. It is clearly written on the theory of passing through the Qin: collect the soldiers of the world, gather the Xianyang, sell the Fengdi, cast the twelve golden people, and weaken the people of the world. The legend of Qin Shi Huang building the Twelve Golden Men seems to have been mentioned in the official history of the wild history.
Think about it, if it was really the twelve golden men created by confiscating the world's weapons, wouldn't it be similar to the size of the Transformers. The most important thing is that in the latter sentence, if the people of the world are weak, if they just think that they have collected the weapons of the world and made people defenseless, they can be forever?
It's not scientific. But what if the twelve golden figures were themselves a deterrent weapon? Don't you think it's much more reliable?
Also, haven't you seen the latest Transformers? The twelve horsemen of the round table inside turned out to be transformers. Haha, don't you think that Qin Shi Huang's Twelve Golden Men are Transformers and are much more reliable than the Twelve Horsemen of the Round Table? ”
Gong Weiguo and Leng Feng were stunned for a moment.
Damn, I thought it was just a casual check, and I was idle left and right, but why did you say that, I suddenly had a sense of foreboding.
Chen Haonan also seemed to notice the horror in Gong Weiguo and Leng Feng's eyes, and was stunned for a moment, and then panicked, "Don't scare me, I'll just talk about it." ”
"You crow's mouth, it's better not to be fooled by what you really say. No, I'm going to have to get to those Ultramans. ”
The cold wind hurriedly ran out.
Gong Weiguo shouted from behind, "Don't forget, let the Chang'an Police Department also dispatch to find out all the thieves in Chang'an City who have criminal records, and ask if they really stole the transformer." , Ultraman was stolen when he arrived in Chang'an, and he was embarrassed to be thrown into the galaxy! ”
"I see!"
……
"Severn. We can't go on like this. Let these stupid earthlings let the Twelve King Kong continue to transmit signals to outer space, and the Emperor of the Universe will find this place sooner or later. Maybe now the Emperor of the Universe is already on his way to Earth with the Decepticons. ”
The construction of the city did not stop because of the vision on the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and three men who were quite strong gathered together, looking at the fireworks of unknown meaning over the city, with a worried face.
"Tiga, I know you're worried. But we can't do anything right now. Earthlings don't believe that we're here to help them. What's more, we have lost our transformers, and even if the earthlings believe us, there is nothing we can do in the face of this war between the two worlds. ”
"Damn. How can there be such a shameless creature as a thief in the world, what a dick of your mother! ”
"Leo, don't let anger overwhelm your sanity. Now we need to be calm. The most important thing for us now is to retrieve the transformer, and as for the rest, we can't control it for the time being. Anyway, the worst thing is that the Emperor of the Universe has found the Earth, retrieved Cybertron's lost fire, and turned Earth into another Cybertron. ”
"It's just that in this case, the Star Blockade Bill that was not originally passed in the Galactic Council will definitely be passed. The Earth, as well as the entire solar system, will be dismantled as part of the Star Blockade Ordinance. ”
"That's also something that can't be done without it. When the Emperor of the Universe transforms the Earth into Cybertron, creates the Star Gate, and lures the exiled apostolic civilization back to the galaxy, the galaxy will be in the midst of war again. For the sake of the peace of the galaxy, perhaps this is also a matter of no choice. ”
The three Ultramans from the M78 nebula looked worried, worried about the fate of the earthlings and the entire galaxy.
"Dick your mother! Are you three still doing it?! What the hell is it for the peace of the galaxy?! ”
The foreman suddenly came out and opened his mouth to scold, "Three stupid hangers, if it weren't for the fact that you have no food, Lao Tzu wouldn't want you!" Move bricks! ”