Chapter 979: Honored Guest
(Oh I'll go!) Why didn't you remember asking for a monthly pass in the last two days! )
Guests come to the house, this is actually a rare thing for us, because under normal circumstances, there are really not many people in our big house who will come to visit, you know, how many unscientific guys have gathered here, any appearance is enough for CCTV10 to shoot more than 40 episodes of science and education documentaries, jingle flying will be bumped into, Anvina may emerge from any wall and TV at any time, The mercury lamp is only 92.3cm and will drift back and forth two meters above the ground, Alayah will sleepswim out from time to time to dry his wings, even if all the above guys who have no common sense learn to disguise themselves, we also have a 123 classmate who wears full body flash heavy armor all year round, I'm afraid it is difficult for me to explain to the buddy who delivers the courier what there will be an ancient Greek handsome guy who looks at least two hundred pounds in his living room, and this ancient Greek handsome guy has a layer of at least thirty lumens of light on his body......,
So in order to avoid trouble, Sandora set up a mental interference barrier around the house, ordinary people, including those who collect water bills, collect electricity bills, and deliver couriers, will directly ignore the strange big house in front of them that is simply despising the city's land price, and those who are allowed to approach are only a few few: Ding Ling, Lin Feng, Sally, and a few earthlings who know the intelligence of the Dao Empire or work for the Empire, such as the werewolf William who almost tried to pursue Ding Ling's Chinese pastoral dog due to the influence of the Red Moon, And these people should not be surprised to be called "big guests" when they come to the house, right?
I carried the already smiling doll to the living room, and found that the guest was standing in front of the large clock at the door, looking at the pendulum below, because it was facing away from the stairs, I couldn't tell who he was, I could only be sure that it was a young man with a figure of less than one meter eight, wearing ordinary white casual clothes, short black hair, a peaceful temperament, and pants were bought from a stall. [I] didn't even tear off the logo. I was surprised by something else: the lawless guys in the house, including Bingtis, were sitting on the couch in a breathless manner, looking honest and unnatural, which made me feel more admired for the unidentified visitor than ever before.
The mercury lamp hugged my head, my mood was unprecedentedly sunny, and I was even singing a messy adaptation of nursery rhymes in a strange tone in a low voice, and when I saw a guy of unknown origin in such an atmosphere in my own home, I was immediately dissatisfied, and shouted: "Hey! The owner of the house is here! Who are you? Who are you! Who are you! Wow......"
At the end of the day, there was an exclamation, and the mercury lamp bit his tongue.
A young man in a white casual suit turned his head. He waved to me with a bright smile on his face, and pointed to the big grandfather clock behind him: "Yo, I may have to disturb you." Your clock is quite interesting, the mortal world always clearly marks the short time that they can hardly use in their daily life, as if this second hand - Fer also found me a similar one a while ago, she never knew which world she found a bunch of clocks. Give people the bell one by one......"
I was stunned to see the "young man" who was smiling like a guest at a friend's house, commenting on the decoration of the living room, his chin probably dragging to the ground, and even almost rolling down the stairs with one foot in the air: "Huh?!" God the Father?! How do you ......"
"Ahem, don't call me a title, call me Xingchen."
The white-clothed "young man" waved his hand at me, "I finally have time to take a vacation, thinking that I should come to your world to have a look, after all, you have come to my house to see it two or three times, and I haven't paid a return visit." I'm sorry......."
That's right, you read that right, I read it right, the "young man" in front of me who was wearing a stall pants with a little leek on the corner of his mouth and a smile was not someone else, but ...... God the Father!!
Starfield Father!
It's no wonder that the invincible beautiful girl who is so strong that she can use it for deep-sea fishing can exclaim in surprise, this guest ...... But the ingredients are really too high, and it's no wonder that the lawless Protoss five-member group is honestly sitting on the sofa, and even Bing Teis and Ilson, the two living treasures, have become good children, and they are meeting the super boss: Sandora and I are going to the Raven 001 dormitory to sit for a while, which should also have this effect.
"Uh. Xingchen. All right, Xingchen. I called the name of the Father a little awkwardly, I guess there are only a few intelligent beings in the entire void who dare to call these two words, I looked at the other party's completely earthly costume, and my brain couldn't turn around, "How did you get here?" ”
Father grinned: "Get off at the old long-distance bus station, take the suburban line to the bus station, take the 26th road to the subway to the shopping center, cross the pedestrian bridge and take a taxi from the entrance of the old park, the last part is walking, I found that with the taxi driver, the address of your house can only understand the location of the street entrance, this may be Sandora's doing, right?" ”
When I heard this, I immediately suspected that Father might have lived here in the 1990s—he was funny, wasn't he?
After the results were confirmed, the father really didn't mean to be funny, he came here like this, of course, his first stop was not the old long-distance bus station, before coming to my house, he first ran the wrong coordinates, and went around in M City, more than 230 kilometers away, and finally bought a bus ticket to K City with the help of local ticket sellers, and he was enthusiastic to visit all the telephone poles and landscape trees along the way, and also bought a famous local custom to eat when he got off the bus: leek box, "omniscient and omnipotent" It was easy for the father to find the smoothest route, just like an old citizen who had lived in the city for ten years, and took a seat for an old man on the 26th road - although the old man was theoretically no longer than the time it took for the father to take a nap, his clothes were copied directly from the information of a junior on earth who should be proud of his life before entering this world, no wonder there was a stunned smell from top to bottom - well, the gods are above, I shouldn't have said that about the fiercest creature in the entire Void, even though he was wearing a ninety-five-dollar designer casual suit with leeks in his mouth......
The most dear father showed me something with great interest: the ticket he used to come here. 【wcm
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"A ticket seller sold it to me, a funny guy, I didn't debunk him." God smiled gently.
I started sweating on my head because there was a spectral imprint in the lower left corner of this long-distance bus ticket that was not recognizable to the naked eye, abbreviated as L.
If I had glasses, I would take them off, and if I had a pencil, I would drop them on a military map, but I didn't have any. So I silently connected to the spiritual link and directly called the Shadow City Management Brigade: "Reimeng." ”
"Wow!" The girl on the other side seemed to be sleeping, and there was obviously a chaotic exclamation that suddenly woke up in her sleep, and I could imagine the picture of the guy jumping up from the bed with an explosive head, "Boss? ”
"Has Sicaro been in M City lately?"
“…… It seems that there is no one else in the local area lately. ”
“…… Go and get him back and shoot him for five minutes, you can't kill him anyway......"
"Huh?" Reimu was shocked.
"He's reselling the ticket and selling it to the Father!"
Then I only heard a burst of chickens and dogs jumping on the opposite side of the spiritual link. Reimu quickly summoned a number of accomplices to check the water meter across the city.
I had an embarrassed smile all over my face, and it was clear that no matter how awesome his disguise was, Sicaro couldn't hide it from his father's eyes—the black suit couldn't even hide a fool like Nimayi's blowing incense, but Father didn't seem to be angry at all, and didn't mind paying an extra twenty dollars for a high-priced ticket.
"I'll have to wait in line for tomorrow's ticket, and I'm stuck in a jam on the highway for two minutes," said the Father, with a kind smile on his face. "The mortals here are really interesting, they seem to like to get together and trap themselves in one place, and then complain about the whole world."
"It's all the fault of the long vacation, it's all the fault of the long vacation." I wiped my sweat and let my father sit down, and beckoned Anvena to prepare tea, but I didn't see the ghost appear after two greetings, and finally I saw a ball of white light curled up in the corner of the wall, shivered, and cried to me, "Lord...... Master. It's scary, I feel like I'm going to be purified as long as I get close......"
Well, it seems that the ghost can't be counted on, although the father really wouldn't do anything to such an "animal", but Anvina seems to be quite worried about such a high-level cadre in her bones. Fortunately, Tsuyoko had recovered from her surprise and finally remembered to pour a glass of water, and Father, who had traveled eight miles from the divine realm, finally took the first sip of cold white water at my house.
…… Compared to the hospitality I received when I went to the divine realm, I felt that I desperately wanted to have a crack under my feet to be able to enter the retreat for more than 2,300 years.
"Chen, do you know the way? The concubine is so big. For the first time, I saw Father come out like this," Bing Teis saw as Father God was studying the patterns on the coffee table. Secretly said, "Do you know how many miracles his old man has done along the way?" ”
I wondered, although it was quite shocking for the Father to come to the door, but what could it have to do with miracles?
As soon as Bing Tis explained, my whole person was sensational:
"No, the whole route of God the Father from the city of M has the essence of the 'path of God' in a symbolic sense, as long as there are lucky people who follow the exact same process from that road, the moment they reach this street intersection will be sublimated, and then at least live until the year when humans rush out of the galaxy, God Father gave up his seat on the bus, and the old man is considered to be a god of grace, if he is not sick or sick, he should be able to cross the Western Pacific Ocean today, thirty years later - provided that he has to be a good person, otherwise God will be damned in twenty minutes, Father God bought a leek box, and now this is already the food at the banquet of the gods, just like the myth of Zeus in the sacrifice of the white bull is a meaning, in the future when praying to God and worshiping the Buddha, put a leek box in front of the statue can at least top more than 200 gilded Bibles and more than 3,000 catties of Zen incense, in addition-- if Sicaro is a mortal, maybe he can get half of the priesthood in this universe by now, your sister, the title is ten ** is the god of ticket sellers, fortunately he is a Xiling apostle, and the mystery is not much lower than that of a demigod, Otherwise, the concubine will hang herself on the southeast branch now. ”
I was dumbfounded, and suddenly understood why Father God almost never leaves the divine realm, as an unprecedentedly powerful source of the power of the void, he is enough to make large-scale corrections to everything in the world just by existing, even if he suppresses his own strength now, he also produces a variety of information vortices due to his own actions, in fact, I should not be surprised by this, because I also seem to have such a characteristic: Void creatures are constantly interfering with information in the external environment, The probability of the occurrence of various events around him has always fluctuated along the strange frequency, the strength of Asa and his sister, and the activation of the old empire in the corner of the Heavenly Knowledge, all of which can basically be attributed to the constitution of me, a void creature - at least Tavel built a mathematical model to get this answer.
Well, I had never seriously thought about the significance of my constitution before, but now God the Father has shown Himself a vivid example: you stand there, and you become the axis of rotation in the world.
Bingtis seemed to read my thoughts, and said, "You're just awakening now. It's already an intelligence entanglement point, maybe when you're more awesome, you should find a father to learn both hands, how to control your strength, you void creatures are too unreasonable. ”
"I'm more concerned about the impact of the Father's coming, there must be at least tens of thousands of people coming from the next city every day, and at least more than half of them are walking along the long-distance line, and if they want to live collectively until the next new millennium, it will be enough for anthropologists in the whole world to commit suicide more than 60,000 times, and how do you let cctv10 explain to you a hundred-year-old man who crossed the Western Pacific!"
Bingtis was stupid. Apparently she hadn't thought of that at all.
Father looked at us with a smile, and I suddenly realized that it seemed that there was no point in talking to Bingtis, and that there was one of the strongest erect beings in the entire void sitting next to us!
"Don't worry, this kid is bluffing," Father God glanced at Bingtis, "the impact will be." But I've already eliminated it, and there's no consequence if I don't—Bingtis, explain. ”
Sister Bing stuck out her tongue and smiled awkwardly at me: "The path of the gods is a very strict cultivation term, and mortals need to repeat the details of this path one hundred percent if they want to follow the path of the gods, including when they go to the railway station square at half past seven this morning to find the same ticket seller to buy a long-distance ticket with a higher price, and they have to block two on the highway. Of course, it is inconceivable that a 100-year-old person crossing the ocean is incredible, but it is not surprising that he is only 100 years old, and the concubine thinks that the normal old man of the earth should not go to the western Pacific Ocean to swim around on his 100th birthday. As for the leek box - do you think anyone on earth would dare to hold a leek box up when worshipping God? ”
I was dumbfounded again. Then he suddenly reacted and looked at the Father: "...... Is the topic we are discussing off track? What I want to ask is how did you get here? ”
"I found a crack in the void, a lot of information gathered in the realm of the Fallen Apostles for a split second, and then something came to you, which makes people curious. My gut told me that I should come and see the situation. Of course, another reason is that I am really interested in your world, and Bingtis and Dingdong are very fond of this mortal world, and their respective guardians are quite frustrated about it. ”
Oh, oh, it was the Father who discovered the traces of Xiaoxue's arrival for a long time—no surprise. The girl wanted her projection to spawn on the other side of the Void Cataclysm. A staggering amount of information has been rewritten by the hands of the Fallen Apostles, and even a new empire with weak strength is aware of such a big move. It doesn't make sense, but God can't see it. I'm supposed to be curious that he's only here now.
Of course, I didn't expect that the movement caused by Xiaoxue would be so big - the penetrating rift of the void, how ruthless the fallen apostle was tossed in order to create a blinding void creature.
"Xiaoxue! Xiaoxue! I stretched my neck and shouted to the second floor, Xiaoxue was not in the living room, probably in her own room to clean up things: she brought countless messy daily necessities, including her own toothbrushing cup and lucky pillow, she didn't make it clear last night, and now she has time to go back to make a mess, Lin Xue is not there, I think it is very likely that Xiaoxue was dragged to clean up the room together, this is the responsibility of being a mother.
Although Xiaoxue is seventeen and a half years old.
"What are you doing, Dad, I'm looking for my lucky nail clippers, it was your birthday present to me when I was six years old-" Xiaoxue's bright and cheerful voice came from the staircase, and then she poked out half of her head, and suddenly saw the situation in the living room, and immediately exclaimed, "Ah! Second uncle! What are you doing here? ”
I noticed that Father raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw Xiaoxue, obviously not just surprised, and then stood up with a smile, "I guess, you're just a shadow, and your body isn't at this point in time...... It's a strange way of entanglement of information, is this kid the cause of the crack? ”
"Xiaoxue, my daughter, a troublesome ghost." I scratched my hair embarrassedly, and greeted the strange girl Chen Xiaoxue, the girl slid down while sitting on the armrest, and when she landed, she also spun in the air for three and a half weeks, and stepped on Yakumo's tail with the last foot......
The poor fox lady "snorted" and never came out from under the coffee table.
"Second uncle, your eyes are really poisonous—have you eaten it?"
"The concubine is so big, it's the first time I've seen someone greet my father like this." Bingtis muttered under his breath.
Father nodded: "Eat, eat, the food in this world is very interesting." Can you tell me where you came from? ”
I found that after leaving the divine realm, the father became extremely approachable, and even the way of speaking made people feel very kind, although he was quite peaceful, but this change still made people feel very novel, but Xiaoxue didn't seem surprised by this, but it seemed that most of them were like this father mythology, she looked around, and found that there were no extra chairs (probably all moved by the rose girls to build the castle, they were particularly naïve in the past two days), so she sat on my lap freely: "That's a long story, At first, it was a dark and windy night, with a cold wind, no light on the sun and moon, and two geniuses got together in the overcast war laboratory...... This story is quite long, why don't I talk to you next time, second uncle? ”
"It's okay, I don't care about the time." Father God smiled happily.
Xiaoxue's face fell, and she rubbed her body into my arms: "That...... Second uncle, I'm going to make a hole in the void by myself, you won't beat me, will you? ”