Chapter 476: Writing Spring Festival Couplets (1)
Yuwenchu ate caramel while writing couplets, concentrating on enjoying Mingzhu's service, Mingzhu took advantage of his inattention, dipped some ink and stuffed it into his mouth, and when he saw that his mouth opened wide all of a sudden, he laughed, clapped his hands and said: "Tell you to play tricks on me!" ”
Yu Wenchu bent down to vomit, Mingzhu handed over a cup of warm tea, and said with a smile: "Starch sugar dipped in ink, is it delicious?" Your Highness is so greedy, so you can talk about it! ”
Yu Wenchu rinsed his mouth, looked at her with a smile and said, "Even you and I can get down to my mouth, it's just a small piece of caramel dipped in ink!" ”
Is this a compliment or a disadvantage? Mingzhu didn't spare Yu Wenchu, and chased him to tickle him: "You tell me clearly, as if I am so unpalatable, do you want to be embarrassed by your mouth?" Why didn't I see you sad? I see you eat deliciously every time. ”
Yu Wenchu was afraid of hurting her, so he could only endure the **** to scratch her, and couldn't help but smile: "You are so fierce, I don't pretend to want to eat very delicious, can you escape your teeth and claws?" ”
said as if she forced him to force him, Mingzhu was not angry, and opened her mouth to bite him: "I won't give it to you in the future." ”
Yu Wenchu grabbed her arm, turned over deftly, pulled her in front of him, and the two of them fell on the couch together, you looked at me, I looked at you, and they all smiled.
Mingzhu saw that his eyes were getting darker and darker, and people were approaching her, and her heart was beating wildly, and she couldn't help but close her eyes, waiting for him to kiss her. Since she entered the three months, Yu Wenchu has stopped putting up with it, although she is still very restrained, but she always wants to make love to her every few days. This gentle and gentle way has its own taste, which is quite good, and she likes it too.
Yu Wenchu gently pecked Mingzhu's lip twice, pinched her waist and buttocks with his hand, and sighed in a low voice, it was so soft. He carefully supported Mingzhu's waist and rolled her flat on the couch, he stretched out his arms and kissed the paint and ink marks on her face in turn, and then kissed her chest, fiddling with it like a jewel for a while, and chuckled in a low voice: "It's big, it's so soft." ”
Mingzhu squinted at him like a cat and licked her lips gently.
Yu Wenchu saw that his whole body was tense, and he immediately lowered his head to ask for some benefits, and before his lips touched Mingzhu's lip flap, Mingzhu supported his chest with his hand, Mingzhu squinted at him triumphantly and said: "Your Highness actually doesn't have to be reluctant, as the saying goes, a twisted melon is not sweet, and the food that is stuffed down by someone does not support people, so Your Highness should not embarrass yourself." ”
"You owe a beating." Yu Wenchu looked at Mingzhu's watery eyes and upturned little nose, ruddy and plump lips like petals, two rows of snow-white and neat teeth, as well as the red pigment and black ink on his face, as well as the little appearance of being proud, he loved her to death, couldn't help but hug her tightly, and bit her face hard, but he didn't dare to really exert himself, he could only tense himself, and his whole body trembled.
Mingzhu has to sell obediently when he gets cheap: "You come to beat me, beat me?" I had to pretend to be in pain again, and screamed delicately: "It hurts, it hurts, it's going to be bitten off by you, oops, ......" while screaming, he squinted at Yu Wenchu, all kinds of pretends.
This posturing little thing! Yu Wenchu couldn't help laughing, raised his arms high with a straight face, and then gently fell on Mingzhu's buttocks, and scolded: "You liar! ”
"It hurts me! I'm going to be beaten to death by you. Mingzhu let out a low cry and pretended to cover her ass in pain, playing addictively.
Yu Wenchu heard that the more she spoke, the more unpleasant she became, he quickly covered her mouth and scolded in a low voice: "The more you talk about it, the more it is not like it, the first month is taboo, the wax moon is taboo, don't say that word!" ”
also laughed at her for setting off firecrackers for him to change into new clothes, and now she is also thinking about it. Mingzhu looked at Yu Wenchu's serious appearance, couldn't bear to laugh, blinked his eyes twice, and corrected: "It hurts me, I'm going to be broken by you." ”
"That's pretty much it." Yu Wenchu lay down with Mingzhu in his arms for a while, urging her to get up: "Lazy woman, hurry up and wait for this king to write couplets, you can't hide from being lazy." ”
Mingzhu lay still on the couch: "Don't get up, don't get up, you come to bite me." ”
Before the words fell, there was a sore pain on the buttocks, and sure enough, it was a mouthful, sore and painful, so frightened that he quickly covered his buttocks and said loudly: "You are really playing!" How can there be a ...... that bites people here?"
Yu Wenchu was really scared of her, and quickly covered her mouth to prevent her from making a sound. His Royal Highness bit the princess's ass in broad daylight, and it was rumored that he would not live.
Mingzhu was also shocked to lose her words, hugged him embarrassedly and apologized, and took the initiative to run to the door and window to see if there was anyone outside. Seeing that Mama Zheng and the others were standing in the courtyard from a distance and chatting, they ran back with a red face and whispered, "They didn't hear it, they stood far away." ”
Maybe you just heard it and stood far away! Yuwen Chu lightly poked Mingzhu's forehead with hatred, Mingzhu looked at him flatteringly and smiled, and said in a low voice: "Don't blame me, who let you really bite me?" ”
Seeing Yuwen Chu glaring at her, he lowered his voice and said, "I'm happy to play, forget it." Speaking of this, I couldn't help it, laughed again, and said in a low voice: "His Royal Highness has lost face, and I'm embarrassed to go to worship the god of the stove at night." ”
When Yuwen first saw her gloating, he held her hand in his palm and squeezed it vigorously, until Mingzhu begged for mercy, and then asked her menacingly: "Do you dare to laugh at me?" ”
Mingzhu shook her head pitifully: "Don't dare." Don't dare anymore, the king spares his life. The king is going to write Spring Festival couplets, and the concubine will give you ink! ”
Yuwen Chu stared at her with a straight face for a while, and couldn't help but smile: "Go and wash your face!" What it looks like! ”
said as if she wanted to do this, it was clear that he was the victim, always beating a rake like this, strange and insidious. Mingzhu muttered while asking someone to fetch water, and then asked Mama Zheng to take out the first batch of Spring Festival couplets that had been written.
Mama Zheng was about to put away the Spring Festival couplets written by Mingzhu before, so she stopped Yu Wenchu: "Pick out what the princess wrote." ”
Mingzhu said: "What do you mean?" ”
Yuwen glanced at her: "Your words are too ugly, I'm afraid of losing my face." "Asking Mingzhu to write couplets is just to find something for her to do and make her happy, in fact, the couplets she wrote can't be rewarded, he can't tolerate things about her being commented on by a group of filthy stinky men, it's uncomfortable to think about.
Can a dog grow ivory out of its mouth? Mingzhu was not convinced, and flipped the Spring Festival couplets she wrote into a loud voice: "Where is it ugly? Where's the ugly one? Criticism must be well-founded! It's not just a matter of talking! ”