The cause of the incident is that Fluttershy has a burglar in her house, of course, while Fluttershy is not at home~~

When Fluttershy comes home, she finds that her home has been turned into a mess, so she calmly pulls out her phone and calls her godbrother, "Brother, there are thieves in my house, and it's been turned into a mess!" Should I call the police? ”

"Report it!"

Fluttershy begins her first encounter with the police.

Not long after the police came to collect evidence, another brother who was closer came first, and as soon as he entered the door: "Girl, are you scared?" I happened to take a lamp that I didn't know what to do to take a photo of the police uncle: "Brother, are you here?" It's so fun! ”

At the same time that my brother was in a cold sweat, I also saw that the two police uncles had black lines on their heads.

After the police finished collecting evidence, my other brother also came, so the police confessed and asked us to go to the local police station to make a record.

Fluttershy enters the police station under the protection of her brothers, and a police uncle tells us which room to take notes, and the three of us run inside.

(Of course, given that the two of us are completely disproportionate in height and weight to Fluttershy, Uncle Police has already asked us what our relationship is and what we are doing at the police station, and Uncle Police has been passing by countless times in the middle looking at us with wary eyes.) PS: The two elder brothers are veterans, more than one meter tall, and they are strong and strong. Fluttershy is less than 155 tall and is born with a cute baby face! Staying together is completely like a little Lori who is being held hostage by villains.。 The above is the remark of the brothers, and Fluttershy is not responsible for it)

When the three of us entered the room where the transcript was taken, a little cop who looked to be in his early twenties was fighting World of Warcraft.

I stood by with a smile on my face for a while before saying, "Warcraft, I like to play too!" It's a pity that everyone likes to play the online version now, in fact, the stand-alone version is also very classic!! ”

That day, I finally knew what it meant to be amazing! The little policeman was so frightened that he jumped up from his chair, and when he saw us (mainly my two brothers behind me, of course), he was even more startled: "What are you going to do?" ”

With a long sigh, I sat down at the table: "Is this the place to take notes?" "The implication is that I'm not here to make a record, why am I?

The little policeman breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly closed the game and began to make a raw record.

Needless to say, the procedure for transcription, this is basically the same~

I thought it was okay, but the little policeman's words made me really can't help but tease, oh, no, it's to tease the little policeman, who told him to remind me like that?

Next, let's replace our conversation with the little policeman and the embarrassed butterfly

Policeman: Although the thief climbed through the window to break into your home, you can't take the initiative to attack, otherwise you will be sentenced to injury by law!

Butterfly: So how can I attack him?

Cop: You can't attack him in self-defense unless he assaults you first!

Die looked at the little policeman with a gaze that was almost an idiot: When he attacks me harmfully, I can't defend myself, right?

The cop looked at Fluttershy's size and nodded: "Looks like that!"

Die continued: He climbed the window of my bathroom, if I poured a lot of soapy water on the windowsill of the bathroom, causing him to fall from the sixth floor and die, or be disabled, is this his own stumbling or mine?

Little Cop: ......

Die: If I see him climbing the window, and he happens to be holding the window with his hand, and I want to close the window again, and I catch his hand, and he lets go of his hand and falls from the sixth floor because of the pain, is it his or mine? The law doesn't say you can't close the windows at night, right?

Little Cop: ......

Embarrassment: What if......

The puppet brothers finally couldn't stand it anymore, and patted me on the shoulder: "Girl, you just let people go!" Then he was embarrassed to say to the little policeman who was about to collapse: "I'm sorry, my sister writes novels, and she will think about a lot of possibilities when she encounters something, this is an occupational disease, please don't mind, is there anything else?" ”

The little policeman looked at his brothers with a look of gratitude that was almost saved: "It's okay, you can take her away!" Now, he probably understands why my brothers are accompanying me to take notes!

After leaving the police station, the brothers burst into laughter: "Girl, I didn't expect you to run the train with your mouth full?" I thought you would be scared and wanted to give you a crush, but now it seems that it is completely unnecessary!! ”

Die: Shocked? What are you kidding, this is the first time I have been broken into my house by a thief, the first time I have entered the police station, and the first time I have made a record!! And now I finally believe that there are thieves in the world!! What a hi thing!! Brothers, treat you at night!! Let's celebrate so many firsts for me!!

Brothers: -_-|||We really underestimated how tough the girl is!!