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"Who are you going to see at night, and I have disrupted my plan to play chess with my grandfather. ”

Sitting in the co-pilot, I turned my face to look at him: "Didn't you say it, Brother Qi, a very famous master in the southwest." “

Cheng Baize pouted: "I haven't heard of it." ”

"Do you remember that I said I was going to introduce you to a girlfriend, Xiaoshu. It's the beautiful one! Hey, seize the opportunity, your spring is coming. ”

"No, you're going to let me go on a blind date!!"

Cheng Baize slammed the brakes, I was startled, glanced at the hotel that was about to arrive across the street, and opened my mouth: "It's not a blind date, it's just that Brother Qi wants to know you, by the way, let you see that Xiaoshu." ”

"I won't go on a blind date, I've said it many times, and now I don't think about it!"

I looked at him helplessly, "Just when I beg you to do it, it's Brother Qi who wants to know you, so he wants me to take you there." Besides, if you don't meet the right person, you will tell yourself how old you are to get married or not, when I didn't meet Zhuo Jing, I also thought that I wouldn't get married in my life, the sky and thunder hooked the earth and the fire, that was a matter of an instant, maybe you saw that Xiaoshu at that time, and there were sparks between the two of you! ”

Cheng Baize's face sank a little: "Don't compare me with you, you treat me as a cannonball, whoever points me will shoot in all directions." ”

I pursed my lips and smiled: "Okay, it's actually Brother Qi who wants to see you." He didn't let me introduce too much about him, but he is really a very powerful senior, I am in Hong Kong thanks to his help, I didn't want to be in such a hurry, but who told you to be so busy this day, it will be late to call back, so there is no way for you to go home and change your clothes and prepare for it......"

"What am I going to prepare, if I knew it was a blind date, I wouldn't have come out with you in a daze!"

"It's all said it's not a blind date!"

I cleared my throat and leaned my face forward: "Cheng Baize, are you embarrassed to hear that there are still girls......

Cheng Baize snorted twice and pointed at himself: "I'll be embarrassed??" ”

"Then you're still here with the ink. Seeing Master Qi is the key, Xiaoshu is just the younger sister he brought, by the way, I want to introduce it to you, besides, people have to see if they are in love with you, if you don't fall in love, you are really sparkling, and it's not easy to make it. ”

As I spoke, I straightened my seat belt: "Let's go, if you don't go, I'll think you're cowardly, what a big deal." ”

Cheng Baize gritted his teeth and started the car: "Okay, Ma Jiaolong, you are really good, you wait, I'll settle this account with you when I go back!" ”

I chuckled and looked at him, "Yo, it's still settled." If you really do this, you have to thank me, do you know that Brother Qi's side has a lot of big business, and others can't find it with lanterns! ”

As I spoke, I continued to sigh: "I don't know who told me that I want to know beautiful girls to introduce me more, it's not that good, cowardly!" ”

"Am I cowardly? Good. Then you just polish my eyes, I can tell you clearly, I'm not interested in who that big brother Qi is, since he is a master, he can see it, but what kind of uncle is that brother-in-law or something, it's better to save it, brother, my vision is high! ”

"It's Shu, not uncle! It's Shushu not uncle, no, this Shu is the one who describes the beauty, not the uncle's uncle, my mouth is scooped, Cheng Baize, you did it on purpose! ”

Cheng Baize pursed his lips and snickered, looking at me who was blushing like a tongue twister.

Park the car, follow the waiter's guidance directly to the elevator to the third floor of the 'Lily Hall', the name of the private room is quite meaningful, the waiter did not take us directly to the private room like other hotels, but out of the elevator mouth respectfully put his arm to the door of the private room: "Two gentlemen, Mr. Qi is waiting for the two inside, I wish the two of you a happy meal." ”

After speaking, he took the elevator directly down, I looked around, the entire third floor is called the lily hall, divided into a large private room and a small private room, the large private room should be in the banquet or the like, the small private room is used to meet guests, but the strange thing is that the entire third floor is empty, such a scale of the hotel can not have waiters.

Thinking about it, I took off my sunglasses and glanced at Cheng Baize, he stood still and didn't move, but his expression was slightly serious, I raised my feet, I walked directly to the door of the private room, my fingers were just about to touch the doorknob, the light flickered, but the handle was a sticky color, toxic!!

Before I could react, Cheng Baize behind me suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled me to the side: "He wants to play with me!" ”

As soon as the words fell, he immediately took a step back and picked up the teapot placed on the table at the door, dipped it with his little finger, and then drew on the door: "Taishang Xing, strain without stopping, exorcise evil and bind charm, wisdom and purity, broken!" ”

It's a meditation mantra!!

After the painting, Cheng Baize splashed the water in the kettle on the door, and the paste was immediately hung near the doorknob, slimy as if he had spilled rice porridge there, and at the same time, countless black spiders poured out from under the door, densely packed like ants, watching people's chicken skin explode

I stood aside and didn't move, my heart was naturally bright This is something that Brother Qi did, he saw Cheng Baize with a heart to choose a son-in-law for his sister, so naturally I want to test him well, what I want to do is to watch how Cheng Baize completes this test paper beautifully.

Cheng Baize took a step back slightly, looked at the spider that was spread over like a carpet, and raised his eyebrows: "Come back?!" As soon as the words fell, the whole person actually jumped into the air and did a somersault, and at the same time, he took out a yellow talisman folded into a triangle from his pocket, which should be the talisman he carried with him, ignited it directly with his fingertips, and threw it at those spiders: "Such a pediatric trick, break !! ”

The spider caught fire, the stomach cracked, and the crackling sound was constant for a while, just like the sound of the inferior whip I bought in the countryside for the New Year when I was a child, the sound was not loud, but it was sticky, and we commonly called this sound when we were children as the movement of tearing the crotch.

As an onlooker, although I feel that Brother Qi's exam question is not difficult, I am a little staggered by Cheng Baize's response method, because I will not be present when Cheng Baize is watching things, and I haven't seen his 'kung fu' a few times, let alone watch him flip or something, if I don't invite Xian'er not to talk about somersaults, even if I roll around, I can't even play a rope, I even looked at my fingers, and touched the lighter in my arms, he actually ignited his fingertips, ouch, I'll go, how do you practice this thing!

When Cheng Bai Ze stood firm without changing his face, I could smell a slight smell of burnt paste except for my nose, and the spiders that crawled out and the door of the room where the slurry was hung were all back to normal, anyway, if you look at it, you can see nothing except a little bit of slag from the paper ash on the ground and the door that was splashed with water, and those spiders with broken intestines can't even see a shadow.

As a bug, Brother Qi's method is what I expected.

Glancing at me, the corners of Cheng Baize's mouth actually pulled up a smile: "Jiaolong, I'm really curious about this master you know now." ”

I cleared my throat with a smile: "It's good that you're not angry." ”

"Why should I be angry, I also want to see what kind of person is the Gu worm that gave you!"

I didn't respond, it seems that although Cheng Baize didn't know who Brother Qi was, he still knew it in his heart.

Watching him reach out and unscrew the doorknob, I immediately followed, this is a private room with a suite, as soon as I enter, it is a bit like the pattern of KtV, used for recreation, there are two closed doors next to it, it should be a bathroom and a rest room, the big room with an open door next to it is an empty banquet table, the most important thing is that the table is empty, there is no food, the room is also empty, no one, Brother Qi still has a trick?!

As soon as the idea was implemented, the door behind me slammed shut, and the tip of my nose suddenly became wet, and when I raised my eyes, water droplets were overflowing from the luxurious crystal lamp hanging from it, "Be careful!" I instinctively let out a sound, pushed Cheng Baize's back with one hand, and at the same time the whole person stepped back, dozens of sticky and greasy worm-like insects fell in the crystal lampshade like rain, at the same time, the tile floor under my feet also began to slip, just like stepping on the skin of those insects, with the body shaking, Cheng Baize actually looked back and smiled: "Interesting!" Take care of yourself! I'll take care of the rest!! ”

I can't stand on my feet, and it's not as simple as a shame to fall at this time!

The hand is directly in the pocket, the left cigarette and the right cigarette, in a hurry, I take out the cigarette and stuff it into my mouth, my heart is secretly tight, I have to learn to ignite the fingertips, and I am handsome and bull fork! Ignited it with a lighter, took a sip and put it in the corner of his mouth, and then pulled away from the horse: "Three immortals borrow gas, and the soles of their feet are like roots!" ”

After shouting, he took out the spare red paper in the cigarette case and wiped it on the tip of his nose, "If evil enters the body, a red will come out!" ”

Cheng Baize couldn't take care of me at that time, the insects on the chandelier fell more and more, and they would drown the instep of his feet every minute, Cheng Baize's whole person jumped on the sofa, and then sat cross-legged, to be honest, Brother Qi, this Gu worm illusion is beautiful, these insects are pervasive, the moment he touches his body, even if the Gu poison is planted, but he is also stained with the light I didn't guard, they are all masters, if I come up and treat him as an enemy, it is impossible to let this thing fall on the tip of my nose.

By the time I forced the tip of my nose out like a maggot bud-like larvae, Cheng Baize's eyes had already opened, his gaze was burning, and his outstretched palms were black mist!!

Holding back the nausea of the wriggling larvae on the tip of my nose, I shouted, "Brother Qi, hurry up!!! ”

But this move is useless, because the sticky insects are becoming more and more turbulent, Cheng Baize began to recite the charm lightly in his mouth, and as soon as my ears moved, I could hear it clearly, "Thunder the sky, the earth, the clouds, the water, the demons, the earth, all things listen to my orders, the five great thunder gods, the ghosts are driven nowhere to be found, the demons are difficult to come, the snakes, insects, rats and ants have no life to pray, and the palm of the palm collects ten thousand essences, I am in the spirit of the ancestor Thunder Lord Emperor is as anxious as the law!" Chi!! ”

"Brother Qi!!"

The last sound of Cheng Baize's thunder spell was high, and I shouted anxiously, but Cheng Baize had already jumped up, slapped a hand on the ground, and there was a loud bang in an instant, feeling like an earthquake, I only felt a pang of ice numbness on my face when I faced him, and secretly shouted in my heart, the five thunders have been practiced by Cheng Baize to this point!

The insects on the ground disappeared in an instant, but Cheng Baize's palm power did not decrease, "The earth fire is the guide!" Capture the thief and capture the king!! ”

Five thunders, not to mention the strength of beating people, even if it is like this, the mastermind of exorcising evil will definitely cause serious injuries at this time, the mines will find the person who released the Gu according to Cheng Baize's guidance, and one blow will be hit, Brother Qi is definitely not Cheng Baize's opponent, he is waiting for a big wave!

I was a little anxious, "I've gone too far!" ”

There was only one cigarette butt left in the corner of the mouth, and I didn't care if it would burn my lips, so I wrapped my whole life, jumped up, knelt on one knee, and the palm of my right hand was scorching, "Qi pushes Tiangang gossip!" Change!!! ”

"Jiaolong! Don't be nosy! He wanted to play with Cheng!! ”

The air was full of invisible gunsmoke, and the tiles were shattered one after another, and I gritted my teeth and looked at him: "Brother Qi doesn't really want to hurt you!" Don't hurt him!! ”

Cheng Baize gritted his teeth and looked at me, with a reluctant face: "Accept it!! ”

'Bang!! With a loud bang, the closed door next to it actually exploded open, and the black clouds surged to look at the door that rushed straight to Qi Tianyou, I tried my best, and the white smoke rose everywhere, blocking in front of Brother Qi, black and white opposite, Brother Qi stumbled for a moment, and the porcelain jar in his hand 'snapped'! fell to the ground with a thud, and the flesh-colored earthworm-like long worms inside surged spontaneously, and along with the fragments, they turned into a ball of rice soup at that time.

It was quiet, and I sat down on the ground with a limp.

Qi Tianyou ran up in a few steps: "Oh, Jiaolong thank you, this is amazing!" ”

As he spoke, he looked at Cheng Baize again: "The rivers and lakes are peerless, the five thunder palms, Mr. Cheng is really better than the blue, and Qi is willing to bow down!! ”

Cheng Baize didn't pay attention to him, but strode over a few times to help me up: "Are you okay, ah?" What do you meddle in the affairs between men! ”

I was so stunned that I looked up at him: "How much force have you collected......"

Cheng Baize was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong?" ”

I shook my head: "It's okay, your five thunder palms are superb." "I tried my best but protected Qi Tianyou's thoughtfulness, and Cheng Baize obviously regained his strength after I made a move, so if he also used all his strength, then my Tiangang gossip would not be able to turn his Five Thunder Palm Curse into his five thunder palm spells at all, and I am not his opponent

"I'm really sorry, I made a heavy shot, I want to see this Mr. Cheng's ability, but I didn't expect that Mr. Cheng is an absolute top!!"

Cheng Baize glanced at me, and said in a low voice with a somewhat complicated expression: "The mountain is high and the road is far away, you think the five thunder palms are difficult, what about the masters that Zhuo Jing knows fuckingly?" ”

As he spoke, he turned his face to look at Qi Tianyou: "I'm really sorry, the junior has no intention of hurting people, but the use of five thunders is indeed a bit excessive." ”

"No, no, although I was also startled, not to mention that Jiaolong helped block it, it really hit me, that was also what I asked for, I just heard about your master's wisdom back then, and now I see you again, especially if I can see the five thunder palms, Qi someone is definitely lucky for three lives!!"

Qi Tianyou actually looked like he was smiling, and stretched out his hand to Cheng Baize: "Little brother, we don't know each other if we don't fight!" It's just that I've heard it for a long time, don't blame Qi for wanting to meet in this way, in the southwest Qi Tianyou, you just call me Brother Qi. ”

Cheng Baize smiled at the corner of his mouth, "Brother Qi, it's the juniors who have taken too heavy a shot, please understand." ”

"It's okay!" Qi Tianyou patted him on the shoulder: "If you can't beat me, then I feel like I've come in vain!" But Jiaolong's appearance also makes me admire! Tiangang turned into five thunders, I Qi Tianyou can see that these are not in vain! Come on, come on, let's go in and eat!! ”

Cheng Baize stood still and didn't move, reached out and touched my nose, "You forced it out?" ”

I nodded, and before I could speak, Qi Tianyou on the side replied with a smile: "It's okay, my Gu poison is not really under it, not to mention that Jiaolong can force it out by himself, but if he can't force it out, I will also break it for him!" ”

As he spoke, he glanced at Cheng Baize again: "But little brother, although you broke my Gu illusion with the Five Thunder Palms, you still have to come to me, because I also released worms in the tea at the door, as long as you touch it with your hands, the Gu poison will be hit, this, but it is a colorless and tasteless ......."

Cheng Baize didn't respond, but raised his eyebrows slightly, raised his hand and directly took off the finger sleeve of his little finger, and said lightly: "Brother Qi, you are still one step short of chess, my finger is fake......"

Qi Tianyou was stunned for a while, and only after a while did he slap his thigh: "High, it's really high!" I really didn't come in vain this time! Xiaoshu! Come out! You have to meet the masters, too!! ”

Following Qi Tianyou's eyes, the door of the bathroom also opened, and Xiao Shu stood there with her wrists bandaged and her arms hanging, her eyes lowered, and her expression was still a little shy.

Cheng Baize looked at her with a frown, and took a step forward: "It's you?" ”

As soon as the words fell, it seemed that Deng Shi had figured out what was going on, and glanced at Qi Tianyou, "Brother Qi, you really like to test the skills of your juniors." ”

I was a little stunned and looked at Cheng Baize: "Have you seen Xiaoshu before?" ”

Cheng Baize smiled helplessly: "She is the one I want to see this morning, and as soon as she came, she gave me Gu, I thought it was my peers who came to make trouble, so I shot a little heavier......"

I swallowed my saliva and looked carefully at the bandages and medical board wrapped around Xiaoshu's wrist, "You injured her wrist?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay! Broken bones, small injuries, small injuries!! ”

Qi Tianyou responded with a big grin, pulled Xiao Shu over, and glanced at me: "Jiaolong, I didn't tell you, the friend I said I wanted to see during the day was Xiao Cheng, but I didn't show up, so I asked Xiao Shu to try a few times, this girl is Xiao Cheng's opponent, it's not a little bit worse, it's normal for Xiao Cheng to pinch his wrist, Xiao Cheng, don't be angry with your eldest brother, big brother just wants to know how capable you are, so it's ......"

"It's Brother Qi who doesn't want to be angry with the younger generation, Cheng really doesn't know that this little girl is actually friends with us, because she has been troubled by her peers before, so Cheng didn't pity the jade, it was Cheng who shot too hard, Cheng should apologize!!"

"Oops, little things, little things! Xiaoshu has nothing to do!! Hahaha, it doesn't matter if you can see that your ability is that Qi's wrist is also broken!! ”

There are really three black lines on my forehead, how eager this big brother Qi is to find a good husband for Xiao Shu, in fact, his attack power to play Gu is not good at all, and he has to be tempted again and again, which makes me quite speechless.

raised his eyes and looked at Cheng Baize: "Your shot is too heavy." ”

Cheng Baize raised his palm a little aggrieved: "Heaven and earth conscience, if I knew that this Xiaoshu was a friend, I would never have put such a heavy hand, but at that time I thought I had met a peer who didn't know what to do......"

"It's okay!"

The soft and weak Xiaoshu on the side spoke, looking at Cheng Baize's cheeks crimson: "I don't blame you, really, it's me who is not good, if someone comes to the door to provoke Master Qi so much, Master Qi will also be heavy-handed, besides, you just broke my wrist at that time, and didn't kill me all, the bones are all connected, and there will be nothing to do in a few days, it's my fault, don't blame yourself, really." ”

Brother Qi laughed on the side, "Look, I'll just say, come on, come on, don't stand!" Seated! The boss of this hotel has some friendship with me, this private room said that I will toss it casually, come, everyone take a seat, what do you want to eat, today is Brother Qi please!! ”

After speaking, he slapped his palms twice, and the waiter knocked on the door and appeared, dressed in a suit, the appearance of the person in charge, looking at the cracked tiles all over the ground, he was also stunned, but he still held on and said calmly: "Mr. Qi, now order food or change to a private room?" ”

"Don't change it, just here, order!!"

Brother Qi seems to be very interested, it can be said that he is full of pride, I didn't have much reaction, but I just sat down with them, and it can be said that I still have a little bit of nostalgia for Cheng Baize's five thunder spells just now, I know that my Taoism has risen greatly, but you won't know where you are high if you don't meet a real master.

Today, it can be regarded as inadvertently letting Cheng Baize teach me a lesson, the five thunders of yin and yang are very poisonous, I have long known that he will, and the old accounts do not have to be turned over, but he is now so free, I didn't expect it, of course I can't practice, but I can't melt it, sitting in the chair, I have been thinking, if he and I use all my strength at the same time, will it be a defeat for both sides, or will I return to the west alone?

The answer seems to be easy to see...... machine