On the first day of 2018, as the saying goes, the new year has a new atmosphere.

Many people have not yet recovered from the sense of loss of the old year, and have not had time to cheer up, drink a little chicken soup for the soul, and tell themselves that after this holiday, they will start the struggle of the new year, and they are stunned to find that the headlines have been slaughtered.

Yes, it's slaughter!

The Internet, newspapers, television, all news media are blown up by the same news.

"Against the sky! Nineteen years old! Six hundred and thirty-five billion! 》

This is from the Department of Mathematics, and it has roughly calculated how much money Lin Xia has to earn every day since he was in his mother's womb to earn the astronomical figure of 63.5 billion.

It's boring!

Shocked! Ali spent tens of billions of yuan to make a strong move, just for a shocking layout! 》

Needless to ask, this kind of shock body must be produced by the Shock Department, and Ali's subordinate is naturally downplaying the proportion of Lin Xia, focusing on describing the reasons for Ali's shocking acquisition of 10 billion meters.

After all, such a large acquisition, even if Ali's top management is approved, but the listed company must still need to explain to shareholders and investors, so as not to decline the stock price.

Romantic! In ancient times, there were princes of the Beacon Fire Opera! Today, there are tens of billions of gifts for beauties! 》

Well, you don't need to read this article, the whole article abuses dogs, causing strong discomfort to single dogs, and causing 100,000 critical hits to single dogs.

Interestingly, it stands to reason that both the anticelestial body and the shock body are somewhat dry, which can help everyone understand many details of this 10 billion acquisition, but not many people have seen it.

And that romance, the whole text is a Mary Sue dog abuse drama imagined by the editor himself, and it turned out to be the most clicked.

And on the Internet, whether it is Weibo or Baidu hot searches, they have all exploded.

Huaguo Internet's largest acquisition in history ranked sixth in popularity.

Ali is crazy and ranks fifth in popularity.

The youngest billionaire ranks fourth in popularity.

In the new era, innovation is the way to get rich, ranking third in popularity. (There is no doubt that this one must have bought the heat.) Official Stone Hammer! ）

The popularity of tens of billions of beauty giveaways ranks second.

What is the first!

Someone else's boyfriend!

This hot search will be topped first, and it is said to be from an older unmarried reporter on the scene.

At the same time, he is also the editor of the romantic body.

It is said that this female reporter, after going back, wrote a romantic body in one go, but on the way home she was still in a trance, and what was even more sad was to see her own Bomei actually get involved with Teddy next door.

I felt it, so I wrote down this boyfriend of someone else's family who detonated the whole network overnight.

Some excerpts are as follows, which are really full of absurd words and a handful of bitter tears.

"When I was a child, I naively thought that I would have a boyfriend when I grew up. When I grew up, I thought I was not old, and when I got older, my boyfriend? Oh, the country will issue it uniformly. ”

"Now that I think about it, even if there is really one day when the country will issue a boyfriend. But so what! ”

"If you send it, you won't like it. I like it, I've long been someone else's boyfriend. ”

"Someone else's boyfriend. What a familiar word, just like the sentence that my parents used to talk about when I was a child, other people's children, when I grow up, I will still face the same embarrassment, that is, someone else's boyfriend! ”

"Someone else's boyfriend. He started his business at the age of nineteen and has a net worth of 10 billion. ”

"Someone else's boyfriend, if you love her, you will give her the whole world."

"Someone else's boyfriend is someone else's boyfriend after all."

"It's not that I envy other people's boyfriends for tens of billions of smiles."

"It's not that I envy other people's boyfriends who can ride bamboo horses and make green plums around the bed."

"It's not that I envy other people's boyfriends that one day they will really become heroes wearing golden armor and stepping on colorful clouds."

"It's not that I envy other people's boyfriends who can call her my girlfriend to the world, we're not married now, but we'll definitely get married!"

"Just because it's someone else's boyfriend!"

Thinking of this, I can't help but feel sad. God owes me a boyfriend from someone else's house! ”

"I don't know if someone else's boyfriend is real or a false illusion. But if it's true, I hope it's fake. But if it's fake, then what should I do to believe in love! ”

……

An article about someone else's boyfriend abused the whole Internet up and down.

Countless people replied to the post sadly, comparing their second-hand boyfriend with someone else's boyfriend, and it was really a cry.

It is probably equivalent to the gap between Erha and other people's golden retrievers.

How to think, how sad.

At this moment, the sad women of all China are filmed.

The single dogs were too scared to speak.

Make no mistake!

We are the ones who have been abused the most.

Even the Weibo, which is known as the national husband, has been swiped, and they are all complaining boyfriends: Unfortunately, you are not someone else's boyfriend.

Many Weibo big Vs and celebrities have also spoken to gain popularity.

Looking at the past, it seems that only other people's boyfriends are left on the whole network.

Even the magical girl group that has just debuted in the group and has aroused the love of thousands of boys and girls in China has also come out to comment: I also want a boyfriend from a few people.

In short, the Internet blew up.

Many people may not know what Lin Xia sold to Ali in exchange for a net worth of 10 billion, but everyone remembers Lin Xia, someone else's boyfriend.

"It turns out that you are someone else's boyfriend."

The bubble circled in Lin Xia's palm, brushed the headlines for a while, and couldn't help but laugh.

"Don't make a fuss. Your dad is staring. ”

Lin Xia was helpless, he didn't expect that after the news went out this time, it would be this kind of thing.

But I think that it should be Nan Xiaorou and they did it deliberately.

Although the above wants to take this opportunity to reorganize Huaguo's social outlook and calm down the super energy fever some time ago, it is impossible to exaggerate the transaction between Lin Xia and Ali too much.

After all, the bubble mirror has not been launched after all, and it has yet to be tested by the market.

If the response is not good, I am afraid that someone will dig it up and whip the corpse, speculating whether there is any insider trading in this transaction between Lin Xia and Ali.

If anyone reveals that Lin Xia is the world's number one superpower, then the situation will be a little uncontrollable.

That's good for now.

Those who don't know are attracted by Lin Xia's lace.

And those who know will also roughly know the above attitude towards superpowers.

Are there any preferential treatment for superpowers?

Absolutely.

But want to wait for the state to send money?

I'm sorry, but you'd better wash and sleep first.

In short, Lin Xia pondered that there must be other deep meanings, but he didn't bother to think about it, he had to think about how to send the two bigwigs away in the living room now.