Chapter 7 If you want to live, listen to me
Wang Pu and his wife played a game, and they were already in a state of exhaustion, and when they saw Gu Wanning's invitation, they had to accompany Ye Xiaofei with a shy face, where was they still in the mood to accompany Ye Xiaofei?
Wang Pu patted Ye Xiaofei's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Hero, we have to go back to make up for sleep, then Gu Wanning is good, we have to behave well tonight." ”
The old pig winked at Ye Xiaofei slyly: "Yes, but well, that bet is okay." Hehe, it's still yours at night, a month of socks plus a week's dinner......"
Saying that, without waiting for Ye Xiaofei to react, the servants turned their heads and walked towards the dormitory.
Ye Xiaofei was so angry, he pointed at their backs and scolded: "Damn, you three cowards, forgetful guys, invite me to lunch first!" ”
As soon as they heard that they were invited to lunch, they ran up and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Ye Xiaofei stomped his feet with hatred, took out half a comb and complained: "Guan Beauty, look at you, a week's meal." What a great opportunity just now, the hero saves the beauty, the beauty kisses, you, you ......"
Ye Xiaofei pointed to the comb and chattered non-stop.
Unexpectedly, Guan Caixun not only did not get angry, but sighed lightly, and suddenly said: "Ye Xiaofei, I think you don't want to die!" ”
Ye Xiaofei's eyes widened: "What do you mean?" ”
"Hmph, you're still a mortal with the naked eye, of course you can't see it." Guan Caixun's voice floated out of the comb unhurriedly, "Guan Xiaoyu's body just now is weak, his life is broken, his anger is not strong, his face is darker than that of a normal person, and he is easy to be ghosted. Hmph, if you go at night, you will definitely be used by those old ghosts, and when the time comes, ......"
When Ye Xiaofei heard this, he was frightened, and hurriedly flattered: "Huh? So, what to do? Guan beauty, Guan beauty, then you can help me figure out a way! ”
"There is a way, but I'm afraid you won't listen."
"Listen to it, Guan Beauty, I will listen to whatever you say."
Ye Xiaofei muttered in her heart: No wonder she bumped into Guan Xiaoyu a little just now, and her face turned pale. Could it be that Guan Xiaoyu is not Lala at all, but what is the secret?
Seeing Ye Xiaofei's appearance begging for mercy, Guan Caijing couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: "I still say that, you will be one step at a time in the future, if you want to live, you have to practice Taoism, and you have to ......."
"What else?"
"Forehead ......" Guan Caixun suddenly changed the topic and said: "Gather my bones and settle them well." ”
Guan Caixun was not visible in the comb, Ye Xiaofei couldn't see her expression clearly, but hearing her say this, a trace of doubt flashed in his mind, but he still nodded and said, "Okay, isn't it just bones." But...... Where can I learn this thing? “
"You don't have to worry about it, you help me pack up the bones first, and we'll go to Gem Mountain early in the evening."
"Huh? Still going to Gem Mountain? That, what if those old ghosts ......"
"Don't worry, I'm here." Guan Caixun said it extremely mysteriously.
Ye Xiaofei was a little drumming in his heart, and he didn't know what Guan Caixing was doing.
Now Ye Xiaofei has no idea at all, although he can't fully believe Guan Caixun's words, but there is no other way.
According to Guan Caixun's instructions, Ye Xiaofei borrowed a shovel from the school's sanitation department, then went to the funeral shop outside the school to buy some paper money, went back to the dormitory and threw down the dagger, pulled his big suitcase, and came to the Gushan cemetery again.
Qianjiang Institute of Technology was originally in the suburbs, with Baobao Mountain behind it, and four or five miles away is Gushan Mountain, which is also the closest cemetery to the school.
The graves on the lonely mountain are buried by dead people from several nearby villages, and no one manages them, and there are many graves like Guan Caixun that have fallen into disrepair and collapsed.
Ye Xiaofei was led by Guan Caijing, turned around most of the circle on the lonely mountain cemetery, and came to a half-collapsed grave.
The grass next to the grave was more than half a person's height, and the coffin inside was also exposed to the outside, and Bai Sensen's human bones looked hideous.
Remembering that the Guan Caixun he was holding last night was the human bone in front of him, Ye Xiaofei couldn't help but shudder: "I said Guan Beauty, don't you have any relatives?" How did this grave come to this? ”
It was noon, and there was no one in the cemetery.
Under the direct sunlight in broad daylight, Guan Caijing was inconvenient to show up, so he had to hide in the comb and command Ye Xiaofei.
When Guan Caixin heard Ye Xiaofei's question, his voice suddenly turned cold, and he trembled slightly: "Ye Xiaofei, I will tell you my identity sooner or later, if you want to live, listen to me honestly." Also, don't ask questions if you shouldn't! ”
Ye Xiaofei pursed his lips: "Hmph, don't ask if you don't ask, you think Lao Tzu is rare, if it weren't for the sake of you saving Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wouldn't bother to pay attention to you...... Ouch! ”
Before he finished speaking, Ye Xiaofei suddenly felt cramps in his legs, fell to the ground, and screamed like a pig killing a pig while holding his calf.
In the comb, Guan Caixun's cold voice came: "If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I will cripple you!" “
"Ah...... Hurt...... It hurts, it hurts! ”
Ye Xiaofei wailed again and again, this bitterness in his heart: Why did I provoke such a female ghost as you? If I didn't need your help, I wouldn't care if you were a ghost or not, and I would have trampled on your broken comb!
"Okay, okay, Guan Beauty, don't dare, don't dare, Guan Beauty, don't let me cramp anymore!"
"Humph!"
Another cold snort, Ye Xiaofei only felt that his feet and stomach were cold, okay!
Beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his forehead.
Ye Xiaofei looked at the bones in the coffin with palpitations, and scolded in his heart: Damn, whether it is a woman or a female ghost, it seems that they are all cautious! How will you live this day in the future?
Not daring to mutter, Ye Xiaofei hurriedly took out the paper money, burned it in front of the grave, and then jumped into the coffin, carefully wrapped the bones inside in a cloth, and then stuffed them into his big suitcase.
In the end, Ye Xiaofei picked up the shovel and filled the entire tomb.
After doing all this, Ye Xiaofei was covered in stinky sweat again, panting, sat on the ground with his buttocks, took out a comb and asked, "Guan Beauty, what should I do next?" ”
"My bones, of course."
"Huh? Eldest sister, how do you worship in the dormitory? ”
"Hehe, if you want to survive, figure it out yourself."
I went, how did I feel like I had run into a scoundrel?
Ye Xiaofei suddenly felt a big head.
Enshrine a skeleton in a dormitory? The fat woman, the Hedong Lion, had to kill herself.
"Hey, let's worship it, then I have to rent a house outside...... It costs money to rent a house, and then you have to work...... However, there is less time to work as a girl, and it will be more difficult to find a girlfriend in the future......"
Ye Xiaofei muttered, resisting the shovel with one hand and dragging the suitcase with the other, and turned back to school again.
Outside the school, after having some lunch, Ye Xiaofei returned the shovel to the sanitation department, and then dragged his suitcase to the dormitory.
However, as soon as he walked downstairs to the dormitory, Ye Xiaofei saw the dormitory aunt Hedong Shishi pinching her waist, pointing to a tall thin man in front of her and shouting: "Wang Pu, you said that you don't study hard, are you a sperm worm all day long, and you look at those messy things in the dormitory with your bare ass in the dormitory in broad daylight." Tut-tut, my mother has lived for most of her life, and I've seen more men, and I've never seen you so stinky and shameless! ”
While roaring, the Hedong lion stepped forward and twisted Wang Pu's ears, and a pair of huge fat like basketballs on his chest dangled in front of Wang Pu, making Wang Pu dizzy for a while.