Chapter 35: The story that the female goblin and the Monkey King have to tell

The spring breeze is proud, and I see all the Chang'an flowers in one day.

Although Cui Shi is not a new champion and cannot enjoy the glory of crossing the horse and parading the street, he also has a sense of complacency when riding on the white dragon horse at this time.

Brother is riding a dragon!

I'm sorry, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that those guys who drive an eighteen million broken car and pretend to be forced are all garbage.

Millions, enough to buy a dragon's beard?

[Hey, look at this smug look!]

[Big Black Phoenix Girl, your little white dragon was ridden, are you still there?]

[The white dragon horse has been subdued, although it finally became the **** of Sun Wukong, but what is the plot next?]

[Eight years of Shenkeng: Next is "Woe to Guanyin Temple", but upstairs, you said it so dirty. 】

[I'm going to see Guanyin?!]

[Nima, it's terrible to be uneducated. Kannon-in, not Kannon. It's just a mortal old monk, you haven't seen Journey to the West, what kind of live broadcast are you watching!]

[Can't you come to see Tang Seng? You big villain!]

Ahh 】

[Hahaha, then you flash aside! The girl who came to see Tang Seng just now, let's watch it together, how much WeChat do you have?]

[Ask for communication, in fact, I also came to see Tang Seng, this great sage is too dirty, the three views are not correct, let's ignore him......]

[The sadness in the rain: Sister, where are the people, I feel that we should be fellow villagers in Huaxia, and we are very fateful. 】

"Uh,. ”

In a messy college dormitory, a dirty foot-picking man looked at the sudden large pick-up on the screen, expressing all kinds of kindness and concern.

The pit daddy's cockfighting platform shielding word system.

The good one only said "I want to see Guanyin", and he was sneered, of course, he had to be sprayed back.

However, after typing "you big idiot", it was blocked.

Changed to "I'll fuck you", another string of blocking words. "Upstairs ***", still can't be expressed.

Seeing that the above sentence was about to be drowned in the vast barrage, he hurriedly hit "You big villain", and the result was ...... is very touching, and the malice on the screen is instantly transformed into the true feelings of the world.

[The market is open, betting on how Sun Wukong will deal with the old monk who covets Tang Seng's robe. 】

[Upstairs, I kindly remind you that the plate is opened too early. According to the anchor's urine, there are ten days and half a month to be able to walk to Guanyin Temple, which is considered fast. 】

[Damn, I was surprised to see the crow's mouth. 】

[Half a month of God's specialness, still grinding?]

[Ask the anchor to slap him in the face every minute, and stay in the Guanyin Temple hotel tonight.] 】

Cui Shi saw the barrage, and his pride turned into a wry smile.

To be reasonable, he is more anxious than anyone else, but the west is far away, according to the clear record in the original book, after subduing the little white dragon, the two walked for more than two months before they arrived at the Guanyin Zen Temple.

Of course, Cui Shi can't accept this time, according to this progress, the process of Tang Seng learning scriptures will take more than ten years.

Now he only has one year, which means that all the time needs to be compressed at least ten times.

"Old Don, keep up!"

Urging the horse forward, we must strive to see the Kannon Temple within a week, and we can't delay it any longer.

day and night, but the audience does not appreciate it. In their opinion, although it seems that the wind and dust are in a hurry, after all, it is a scenery for several nights, and there are at most some wolves, insects, tigers, leopards, robbers, thieves and the like on the way, all of which are easily handled by the white dragon horse, and Sun Wukong simply became an ornament.

[The laziest Monkey King in history. 】

[So far, I haven't seen Sun Wukong make a move, and he has only shown his mobile phone and a loudspeaker once. 】

[I feel sorry for the white dragon horse, not only has to be ridden, but also has to be a thug. ] 】

[Yandang Three Mountains: Sit and wait for the white dragon horse to be sealed and fight to defeat the dragon, and Sun Wukong will be reduced to eight sinkholes!]

[Opening man: Opening the market, betting on when Sun Wukong will show his force for the first time! Guanyin Yuan Xiong Zhen monster one loss two; Accept Zhu Bajie one loss three; Battle of Liusha River one loss five ......]

[The handicap upstairs said that he would not participate, according to the urine sex of this pornographic anchor, I boldly guessed that the first declaration of force should be in the twenty-third round: the four saints test the Zen mind. When this thing faced the four beauties of the four bodhisattva changes, he couldn't show the iron rod that hung the Three Realms under his crotch!]

[I'll go...... Old driver, squad leader, this is!]

[Kneel, I decided that I would never unsubscribe until I saw the Four Sages test the Zen mind, and I must not miss the show. 】

[Welcome to watch the H version of Journey to the West, which tells you the story of various female goblins taking sperm on the way to the west. 】

I'll go, where is all this crooked?

Cui Shi Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan, seeing that the topic has broken through the sky, as an anchor, he still has to set things right, otherwise even if the cockfighting platform turns a blind eye, the national law will not let him go.

"Friends, thank you for paying attention to the live broadcast room of Dasheng. ”

Cui Shi rode on the white dragon horse and smiled at the translucent barrage in the air: "In front is the Guanyin Temple, let's play an interactive game with everyone." ”

"Everyone knows that the plot of Guanyin Academy, mainly because the host of Guanyin Academy, the old monk, is a guy who likes to collect treasures, but Sun Wukong showed off Tang Seng's baby robe in a high-profile manner, and finally completely ignited the greed of the old monk. ”

"Well, it's actually a bit controversial. ”

"Some people say that Sun Wukong shows off his robe so high-profile, it seems that he is suspected of fishing law enforcement. It must be known that everyone has more or less greed in their hearts, but the old monk really couldn't hold back, so he finally embarked on the criminal road of killing people and grabbing treasures. ”

"So this time, I am in charge of my Journey to the West, and I will also hand over this plot to everyone, do you think it is better to enter the Zen temple in a low-key manner, and everyone will be safe and sound, or follow the style of the original work, show off the robe in a high-profile manner, and make a big scene?"

[Damn, this interaction is kind of interesting.] 】

[It's rare for an anchor to say so much to the audience, it's not easy!]

【Fishing Law Enforcement ...... I'm laughing to death!!]

[Low-key walk Guanyin Temple, then it can't constitute one of the nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, are you sure you don't need to make up enough quantities to see Rulai? 】

[Haha, whatever. Anyway, the old version of Journey to the West has been watched 180 times a long time ago, what's so strange. This time I'm going to watch a low-key one and see how this monkey plays!]

[Is there a voting option, I'll vote for a low-key stream and watch something new.] 】

[Same as above!]

【+10086!】

[I'm afraid that even if this product is low-key, it still can't escape the fire.] 】

[Be a low-key monkey, don't pretend to be forced, sit back and wait for ninety-nine eighty-one to be uneven, if you come to make up the knife yourself. ] 】

The barrage presented a one-sided choice, and finally washed away the topic that was dirty before, Cui Shi smiled slightly, everything was under control.