Chapter 107 Grinding goblins

After Liu Gongzi hung up the words, Brother Ying saw the words clearly, he shook his head with a smile, and knew how Wu Ling'er was going to spoof that person. It's just that he won't mention it.

Lingyu's first poem was copied as usual, Li Bai's "Silent Night Poem": "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground." Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown. This poem was read out by Brother Ying's deep and slightly magnetic voice, and homesickness arose, which made the entire poetry club quiet for a while.

After a long time, someone finally sighed: "As soon as this poem comes out, it is not inferior to "Midnight Wu Song", Lingyu girl is worthy of being the first Oiran in the Tang Dynasty, and this literary style is also beyond the reach of our people." ”

"Your Excellency has won the prize. Lingyu's talent is ordinary, thanks to the love of all the adults, Lingyu has such a false name. ”

Liu Gongzi cleared his throat: "Since Lord Chen read that poem for Miss Lingyu, then, I will read the rest of the poem!" ”

"There's Lao Liu's son!" Lingyu's soft voice made Liu Gongzi's bones crispy, he was not from Southern Chu, and his words were not as Xiangyun as Southern Chu dialect, so he usually couldn't read it, and it was rare to get this opportunity today, well, maybe the Lingyu girl had already taken a fancy to herself, if that was the case, maybe she could be her guest at night, and then ......

Seeing the YY expression on Liu Gongzi's face, Lingyu looked disgusted. Even the other people on the boat are also very dissatisfied, for this Liu Gongzi's personality, everyone usually knows it very well, but because he has a slight background in his family, everyone can't refuse him, so they have to let him participate in the poetry meeting, I didn't expect him to start such a rude night dream on this boat, it is too much.

"Do you read it? Don't read it, I'll read it! Brother Ying's words woke up the Liu Gongzi, and he hurriedly said: "Read, I read!" ”

After speaking, he cleared his throat again and read: "I'm stupid"

I have no culture

I have a very low IQ.

Who am I?

A big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey,

I'm a donkey,

I'm a stupid donkey. ”

After reading a poem, everyone laughed and lay on the table with their stomachs in their arms: "Young Master Liu, what are you reading?" ”

Lingyu stood up even more angrily: "Young Master Liu! You're going too far! Bullying me for being a weak woman, isn't it? In the future, I will no longer participate in any poetry meeting with Liu Gongzi! After speaking, she brushed her sleeves away, leaving Liu Gongzi still stunned and didn't know what happened: "I didn't read it wrong!" ”

Everyone laughed over, they didn't believe that Lingyu would write such a poem, so they all came over curiously, after reading the poem, everyone couldn't help laughing even more: "No wonder Lingyu is angry, if it's me, such a good poem is read like that by you, I must be angry!" ”

Looking at the hanging poem, Liu Gongzi read it again before he understood why Lingyu was angry: "Lingyu, misunderstanding, this is definitely a misunderstanding, I didn't mean to read your poem like this!" Lingyu, don't be angry! ”

Looking at the back of Liu Gongzi who was hurriedly chasing out, everyone smiled and shook their heads: "This Lingyu, I'm afraid that I will let him read this poem because he knows that Liu Gongzi's words will definitely read it like this." It's also a shame that she can write such poems. ”

The poem flying in the night wind is the most spoof poem "Lying Spring" in Wu Ling'er's world, and I saw Lingyu write in Lingxiu's small letters: "

Dark plum ghostly flowers

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom

Lying in the distance, it is like water

Easy to see through spring green

The shore is green

The shore seems to be translucent

The shore is like a green one."

Looking at it again, everyone burst into laughter again: "This spirit jade! ”

Once again, everyone was amazed by the ghost talent of Lingyu. Only Brother Ying, who knows the truth, despises Lingyu, this poem has been used by others in that world, and Lingyu is still used for it, which is really uncreative. In total, she may not have written a novel in a long time. This kind of creativity, next time, can you still write about it?

After returning to Nuanyu Building, Lingyu changed into a relaxed and comfortable dress before asking someone to send a letter to Lou Xiye, saying that she was going back to the small courtyard where she lived tonight. Lou Xiye calculated, it was almost the time for the Dark Pavilion to send the antidote to Lingyu, originally he meant to find the Dark Pavilion and let them send the antidote to the Nuanyu Pavilion, but this Dark Pavilion is also really hateful, and it has disappeared without a trace in the recent days, so that he can't spread anything he has.

A little unhappy in his heart, Lou Xiye wanted to go to the small courtyard with Lingyu, but he didn't want Lingyu to stop him: "No need, if they want to hide from you, it's the same if you go!" On the contrary, it will cause them not to dare to show up, and then the poison in my body will be in trouble. ”

"What's the trouble, it's a big deal that you eat poison as a meal every day, the antidote they gave you is actually poison, it is to suppress the Gu in your body, I don't believe you don't know." Speaking of which, Lou Xiye was a little unhappy.

Lingyu smiled: "That's it, it's much better than your domineering poison!" You have to admit that. Okay, I'll be back in a day or two, don't worry! Besides, I still have my senior brother with me! ”

"He? It would be nice if he wasn't cleaned up by the Dark Pavilion! Although Lou Xiye said this, he still agreed to Lingyu's request: "Go, go, I declare to the outside world, you are not feeling well these days, and you are closed to no guests!" ”

"Thank you, Master Lou!" Lingyu grinned, her face was not in shape, which made Lou Xiye shake her head, secretly wondering if she was too fond of her.

Back to the small courtyard, the osmanthus in the courtyard has bloomed, the days fly by, in a blink of an eye, it is already autumn, fortunately the south is cold and warm, so there is not much feeling.

Sitting under the tree, the person who had become Wu Ling'er watched the small osmanthus flowers fall one or two from time to time, and couldn't help laughing: "Brother Win, I want to take a bath with osmanthus flowers!" ”

glanced at Wu Ling'er with disdain, but Brother Ying still said to her: "Get out of the way!" ”

Wu Ling'er obediently let go, Brother Ying slapped his palm on the osmanthus tree, only to see the osmanthus falling like rain, Brother Ying lifted his robe and turned around a few times under the tree, and it was a bag full of osmanthus flowers: "It's enough for you to wash for a while." ”

"Hey, that's good! Xiaobai, you go and help me get it, I'm going to take a bath later! Well, I still want to eat osmanthus cake! ”

"I'm not afraid to turn into a pig!" Although Brother Ying said this, he still handed all the osmanthus flowers on his clothes to Xiaobai: "It's late today, I'll get it for her tomorrow!" lest she eat too much and have an upset stomach. ”

"Yes!" Xiao Bai generally doesn't refute Brother Ying's words, because she found that this Wu Ling'er's senior brother, the guy with the same nickname as the earthworm, seems to take care of Wu Ling'er better than her, you know, she grew up with Wu Ling'er and lived together for several years, and she is confident that she still knows Wu Ling'er well, but in the end, she found that she didn't do enough.

As Xiaobai left, the courtyard was quiet again, Wu Ling'er beckoned to Brother Ying, although Brother Ying looked impatient, he still walked to her side: "What do you want to do?" ”

Wu Ling'er suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed Brother Ying's face: "Handsome guy, did I tell you that you have become handsome recently?" ”

was suddenly attacked by Wu Ling'er like this, Brother Ying was a little surprised and surprised, but he still had a straight face: "girl, disease again?" ”

"I'm obviously very happy in my heart, but you still have to pretend to be like this, you're very fake!" Wu Ling'er smiled and poked his finger at Brother Ying's chest: "Say, aren't you happy?" ”

grabbed Wu Ling'er's hand, and Brother Ying's eyes were full of warnings: "Woman, I remember that I warned you not to make such a move on me, right?" ”

Wu Ling'er was unwilling to withdraw her hand: "What about poking twice!" Cheapskate! You let me poke it casually! Bad guy, Brother Win is a bad guy! ”

"If you go back to that world, I'll let you poke it casually!" Well, it's just that after poking, you can bear the consequences. Brother Ying thought like this, and finally let go of Wu Ling'er's hand and hugged her in his arms: "Are you afraid?" ”

"If you're there, you're not afraid!" Wu Ling'er grinned and shrunk into Brother Ying's arms: "Your arms are warm in winter and cool in summer, stay comfortable!" The little flower is fragrant and soft, and it is comfortable to hold! ”

Well? Stay in your arms and dare to think of other men? Even if that man was once her son, now her nominal husband! Brother Ying snorted dissatisfiedly, and increased his hug around Wu Ling'er, but it only made Wu Ling'er laugh even more happily, and then Brother Ying knew that Wu Ling'er said this on purpose, and she wanted him to be jealous. When did this abrasive little goblin become so bad? Sure enough, if a woman stays in the Qinglou for a long time, she will learn bad drops, should you consider letting her perform in the Nuanyu Building in the future and not go out again?