Chapter Twenty-Five: Swallowing the Clouds and Spitting the Fog
Now that Xie Ling is ready to personally punish him, I am no longer angry at the foul words of the foul-mouthed Taoist priest.
On the contrary, I even feel a little sorry for him now. Judging by his age, he should be in his thirties, and being able to condense his true qi at this age proves that he does have the talent of cultivation.
Once it is eaten by the True Qi, the good luck Dao is destroyed, and if the luck is bad, the Seven Spirits will definitely be damaged. People have three souls and seven spirits, the spirit outside the main body of the three souls, and the spirit inside the main body of the seven souls. True Qi can't hurt the three souls, but it can hurt people's seven spirits.
The team is moving very slowly, and it seems that the review and assessment inside must be very strict. I silently counted that none of the Taoist priests who came out of the assessment hall had successfully advanced.
They all looked depressed, and when they walked past me and Xie Ling, they looked disdainful and said sarcastic words.
Yin people are inevitably infected by the resentment of dead people because they often deal with dead people, so their personalities are somewhat distorted. Jealous, likes to gloat, and can't see the good of others.
Only those who live in seclusion in the Taoist system and are not born, or those who see through the red dust like Liu Laodao can be as pure as a child.
Xie Ling is not exempt from vulgarity, and her character flaws are also very big. Although he does not speak evilly, he is a lord who will repay him. The stinky Taoist priest dared to molest her in public and scolded her for being a little white tiger, isn't this a bunk in the toilet, not far from (death)?
I can endure you for a long time, and it only takes me a second to kill you, this is my honor, my Xie Ling.
Finally, it was the turn of the stinky mouth Taoist priest to go in and take the assessment, behind him was the black-robed woman, and after the black-robed woman was Xie Ling and me. As for me, there was a long queue behind me.
The smelly mouth Taoist walked to the door of the assessment hall and stood still, cleared the throat of the male duck, and said with a bite of the words: "Laoshan Taoist Ding Fangcun, request for a yin art assessment!" ”
As soon as his words landed, they immediately caused an uproar in the audience.
Even those Taoist priests who were about to leave the White Tiger Hall after failing to advance immediately turned around and came back after hearing his words.
As Xie Ling guessed, the stinky mouth Taoist really wanted to directly obtain an excellent-level Yin person identity card by virtue of his cultivation.
The foul-mouthed Taoist priest shouted this sentence and retreated to the courtyard, and at the same time, three examiners immediately came out of the assessment hall.
The leader is a middle-aged beautiful woman, wearing a colorful drama robe. On the left is a young man in black with an indifferent expression, and on the right is a loyal old man with a Chinese face.
"Very good, in the past three months, you are the only Yin person who has applied for the Yin Technique Assessment, I hope you can show the strength that matches your courage. According to the rules of the White Tiger Hall, the outstanding Yin person identity card will be directly issued through the assessment, and the assessment will be failed and the person will leave Nanzhou immediately. ”
When the middle-aged beautiful woman spoke, the colorful robe on her body was windless and automatic, exuding a powerful aura.
"Since I, Ding Fangcun, dare to apply, I will not disappoint the three examiners." The foul-mouthed Taoist responded with confidence, and it was not a fierce dragon who was not a panache.
The Yin Technique assessment is not conducted indoors, but on the fighting platform in the backyard of the White Tiger Hall.
The yin people present at the moment followed the three examiners to the backyard, and talked about it as they walked.
"I didn't expect to see the Yin Shu assessment today, this trip is worthwhile."
"Is Laoshan Taoist very powerful, I don't think his true qi level is high."
"The second grade is enough to pass the assessment, and the Yin Alliance has always been tolerant of our Taoist priests."
"It's just that this person doesn't seem to have a good character, and he scolded the little white tiger just now."
"Nonsense, what Yin people value is Taoism, who cares about your conduct, as long as you don't do anything illegal and undisciplined."
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Hehe, their discussion made my heart fire when I listened to it.
For me and Xie Ling, who obviously seemed to be weak, they despised and ridiculed them.
And for a strong yin man like the stinky mouth Taoist who dared to put forward the Yin Technique assessment, they covered up and flattered him one after another.
The fighting platform is two feet high and about 20 meters in diameter. It is paved with white marble and basalt, and a black and a white combination forms a Taiji yin and yang fish pattern.
Before the stinky mouth Taoist priest came to the stage, he first arched his hand to the yin people present, and then Shi Shiran stepped onto the fighting platform.
"Your Excellency, the three examiners are staring at the stage, will you have a chance to make a move?" I asked Xie Ling a little worriedly.
"It's not easy to do, I only calculated that the stinky mouth Taoist priest would definitely urge the true qi bright move, but I didn't expect it to be demonstrated on the fighting platform of the yin and yang fish. The yin and yang fish is not afraid of the power of the five elements, and my Gengjin numerology aura is useless. Xie Ling said depressedly.
"Why don't we put up with this breath first?"
"Forbearance? Inexistent. I just fought to tear my face with the Yin Man Alliance, and I won't let go of Ding Fangcun's miscellaneous. ”
"Respect, the overall situation is important. If you're really angry, we can wait until we leave the Yin Man Alliance headquarters to do it secretly. "I continued to try to persuade Xie Ling.
"I, Xie Ling, take revenge, never overnight." Xie Ling said it to death.
Well, that's when I knew it was useless to try to persuade her.
For the Yin assessment, I don't know about other Yin people, but I know the content of the Taoist assessment very well.
The Taoist priest teaches the mastery of true qi, of course, not to ask you to kill ghosts with true qi, nor to draw talismans and chant spells. Although drawing talismans and chanting mantras can also reflect the level of true qi, the ornamentation is too poor, and other yin people may not be able to understand the subtleties inside.
The main assessment of Taoist priests is Taoist tricks.
Whether you are a Taoist priest in Laoshan or a Taoist priest in Maoshan Mountain, as long as you are a Taoist priest, you will definitely know some Taoist tricks.
Daomen tricks have existed since ancient times, but unfortunately many big tricks have been lost in the end of the law era, and only small tricks have been handed down, such as nine consecutive rings, immortals planting beans, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, etc.
Uncle's vivid color and fragrance is also a kind of Taoist trick, using true qi to influence other people's five senses to produce illusions, and transform white water into various drinks.
Through the discussions of the people around me, I now know the identity of the chief examiner of the beautiful woman, her name is Lan Caixia, she is a high-level priest of the Miao Jiang Wu Gu God Sect, and she came to Nanzhou many years ago to develop.
Although the Witch Gu God Sect did not practice true qi, it also had a similar secret art cultivation. The so-called one law is all over ten thousand laws, and the well-informed Lan Caixia is qualified to be the chief examiner of the Taoist assessment.
"May I ask what kind of Daomen trick is you going to show?" Lan Caixia asked.
"Swallow the clouds and spit out the fog." The foul-mouthed Taoist Ding said confidently.
This trick is decent, and I will too, but my true qi is only one product, and the smoke that comes out is very light.
After Lan Caixia announced the start of the assessment, the stinky mouth Taoist's expression became solemn. The original ugly appearance, because of the high concentration of the mind, seems to be more and more stumbling. The so-called relationship is born from the heart, and the smelly mouth Taoist priest verified these four words.
When he finished silently exercising, his mouth opened and he took a deep breath.
He inhaled loudly, whirring and trembling like a bellows.
After swallowing the breath into his stomach, the smelly-mouthed Taoist priest immediately closed his mouth and began to visualize the form of the smoke.
According to my understanding of this trick, it would take about a minute or so for the stinky mouth Taoist priest to visualize before spewing smoke out of the seven orifices in turn.
At this time, I turned my head to look at Xie Ling, and saw that her face was even more dignified than that of the stinky mouth Taoist. Under the long eyelashes, there is a constant flow of different colors in the cute big eyes. In order not to attract attention, Xie Ling suppressed the explosion of Gengjin numerology aura, but his breathing became heavier and heavier.
The minute quickly ran out, and the foul-mouthed Taoist priest finished his visualization and opened his mouth. From my vantage point, I could see that his mouth was already full of smoke, and all I had to do was spit it out gently.
However, at the moment when he was about to spit out the fog, Xie Ling softly read out two words.
"Nothing."
As soon as these two words came out, the foul-mouthed Taoist priest immediately closed his mouth tightly, and a panicked look appeared on his face.
Now that the True Qi had completely evolved into a dense smoke in his body, if he couldn't spit it out, he would inevitably suffer from the backlash of the True Qi, so the Stinky Mouth Taoist was ready to spew the smoke out of his nose.
"It doesn't smell." Xie Ling spoke again.
The foul-mouthed Taoist priest shook his body, his complexion changed greatly, and he had to try to spray smoke out of his ears.
"I don't smell it." The ruthless Xie Ling read out two more words, closing his ears.
At this moment, the stinky mouth Taoist only has one last trick to use, and that is the eyes.
At this time, his face had already suffocated like a pig's liver, and if he couldn't spew out the smoke of the True Qi Transformation from his eyes, he would definitely be devoured by a very serious True Qi, and it would not be surprising that he would die on the spot.
No, I have to stop Xie Ling.
Once she is asked to pronounce the word "missing", the smelly mouth Taoist priest will finish the calf.
Although the foul-mouthed Taoist priest molested Xie Ling with foul language, after all, the crime is not death, and the means Xie Ling is using now are to put people to death.
Seeing that her mouth was about to spit out words, I very decisively broke her head and gave her a kiss!
It's so sweet, it's so beautiful.
At the same time, I also feel that I am so dirty and moral.
Fortunately, the people around me were staring at the foul-mouthed Taoist priest on the fighting platform, and no one noticed my behavior.
I didn't dare to kiss too deeply, but I looked at Xie Ling's appearance and seemed to be completely confused.
"Apprentice, were you licking your teacher's lips just now?" She asked me with wide eyes.
"Your Excellency, that's not called licking your lips, that's called kissing."
"Hmph, do you think I don't know? You're shameless, how old am I. ”
Xie Ling snorted coldly and said.