I was wearing the kind of long casual short-sleeved shirt with front buttons that day, and I was torn from behind me, and with the sound of the fabric cracking, I felt a chill on my chest, and the buttons collapsed!

To be honest, I didn't react at the moment, but Nan Xiu reacted very quickly, grabbed my shoulder and turned my body, and hugged me into his arms, wrapped his arms around me, and slowly moved his gaze, I also looked down along his line of sight, and immediately screamed and covered my chest!

Then he glared at Nan Xiu viciously: "You open up for me!! ”

Nan Xiu glanced very innocently: "I also want to open it, the key is that I will open it together, and you will show the people of Jiangcheng, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter to me." ”

After saying that, he let go of his arms, and I was so frightened that I hugged him and looked around in horror, and many people were really looking here!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

If someone else counts, this is Nanxiu!! I hugged him on the street, will it make headlines tomorrow: Crazy female fans molest male celebrities on the street?

Oh my temperance!!

I was really anxious to cry, and said to Nanxiu: "Take off your clothes!" ”

Nan Xiu looked defensive: "I think it's beautiful, I don't wear it inside, you want me to run naked on the street, then my idol will not collapse!" ”

This man can't be a friend, I'm like this, and he still blames him for his idol baggage!

So I had to ask him to help me block it, I wrapped the two sides of the shirt that had collapsed, and hurriedly urged Nan Xiu: "Hurry up, where is the clothes for sale, take me to buy one!" ”

So along the way, I kept pulling both sides of my clothes with my hands, for fear that a gust of wind would blow, and the mood would be embarrassing!

As a result, Nan Xiu, a bad friend, actually brought me to a stall, the stall is nothing, it is good to sell a shirt or something, and the broken flower chiffon shirt in one place is the kind of sixty or seventy-year-old lady who takes a cool summer and does not wear a bra and wears this kind of clothes, and I was desperate at the time I wanted to call him dad!

This product is still bargaining with the boss for five yuan, if it weren't for the fact that I couldn't move my hands, I really wanted to hit him on the head, but he returned it for a long time and said to me unconvinced: "Dabai, let's change our home." ”

"I'll change you to a big aunt! Hurry up and pay for it! You're a**! ”

Nan Xiu reluctantly gave the boss twenty yuan, and squatted on the ground for a long time.

Then he happily took one and spread it out in front of me: "This green one is beautiful, what do you think?" ”

My face was so bad that Nan Xiu finally noticed that something was wrong with me and put on my floral chiffon shirt!

That night market, there are quite a lot of people, my little girl wears this weird dress and follows Nanxiu, attracting all kinds of side eyes along the way, I swear that I have never been so ashamed in my life.

Nan Xiu saw that I was not happy, and said that a few steps ahead is his house, go to his house, he will help me sew the shirt niu kou, so that there is no need to buy a new one to compensate me!

I really feel sorry for my wife after Nanxiu, anyway, if I have this kind of husband, I must hang it up and beat it!

Ten minutes later, I went home with Nan Xiu, I began to frantically sweep Nan Xiu's food, and it turned out that his house was very good, he used to say that the company ti gong was poor, but he was really poor, there was only one ham in the double-door refrigerator, but it was quite long.

I can't be so annoyed, I just gnaw when I open it, Nanxiu turned out a delicate sewing box, there is a row of all kinds of small niu kou, and asked me which one I want, I was dumbfounded!

I asked him, "Who did you learn this from?" ”

"My mom, she used to want me to do fashion design, and she forced me to sew niu kou at the age of eight."

I said in my heart that if there is a son, there must be a mother, and Nanxiu must be a strange woman!

Nan Xiu asked me what I was doing during this time while taking me to sew niu kou!

It's okay that he didn't ask, but when he asked, I complained to him about the Korean in the past two days, just like finding a trash can!

"You say, my shit luck is okay, I happened to receive a Korean bigwig, it seems that I will be transferred this year!"

Nan Xiu glanced at me with great disdain: "Idiot! You feel good enough about yourself, why haven't you thought that this incident was a fire that Li Ziluo helped you extinguish? ”

I was stunned and frowned and looked at Nan Xiu: "He just trained me, won't he!" ”

Nan Xiu said disdainfully: "Pointing out your mistakes in front of you and helping you wipe your ass clean behind your back is what he will do!" Hey, I'm going to say Dabai, is there a problem with Li Ziluo's eyes? How can you tell that you are a piece of jade? Is it going to train you in the direction of the head or how to drop? The next president of the United States will change office, and he plans to put you in it to conquer all mankind? ”

I knew that Nan Xiu was hurting me, so I straightened my chest: "What are you doing?" Am I bad? ”

Nan Xiu hooked the corners of his mouth evilly: "Don't stand up, the horse is broken again." ”

I took ham and pretended to fencing to stab him in the face, he gave way, I smiled and took another bite, but Nan Xiu looked up and looked at me gnawing on the ham in a daze, that expression, it turned out to be a little uh How to say? A little craving

So I held the ham out to him, "Do you want to eat it?" ”

Nan Xiu's eyes dodged, and then he continued to bow his head and sew the buttons: "You eat, my old man doesn't eat this thing!" ”

I looked at the ham inexplicably, and it was the first time I had heard that men don't eat ham

I sat back across from Nanxiu and asked him, "By the way, what about your father?" Why haven't I heard you mention it before? ”

Nan Xiu's hand sewing the button paused: "It's gone." ”

I choked a little, yes, I should have thought about it, and I was embarrassed to say, "I'm sorry! ”

He put the needle and thread aside and threw the clothes to me: "Change." ”

I put down the ham and ran to his room to change clothes, and when I came out, Nan Xiu had just put away the sewing box and looked at me and scolded: "Stupid! ”

I walked over and wanted to jump up and hit him on the head, but as soon as he reached out and held me down, he lowered his head and unbuttoned the hem of my shirt for me and re-buttoned it, only to realize that I had buttoned it wrong again!

This made me stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of the morning when Li Zhixun came to Rongcheng last time, I also buttoned the wrong button, Li Ziluo also said that I am such a big person, and the button can also be wrong, when I think of his smiling eyes at that time, I suddenly missed him, and my nose was sore.

Nan Xiu looked up and was startled: "No, Dabai, I'll help you button it, are you going to cry when you are moved?" ”

I turned around and ignored him and said I was going home!

Nan Xiu didn't say anything, but when I walked to the door, he suddenly called out to me: "Dabai." ”

I turned around, his tall body leaned on the wine cabinet casually, the burgundy tights outlined his figure appropriately, but inexplicably revealed a demonic smell, and his slender eyes blended purity and evil so seamlessly, I always smelled this extremely contradictory aura in Nanxiu.

It's just that at this time, his expression was a little unrecognizable, and he said to me, "Can you not leave tonight?" It's my birthday today. ”

Yes? Birthday? Such a coincidence? As soon as I touched him, he was on his birthday?

I rolled my eyes: "I'll check if it's your birthday first!" ”

Nan Xiu said seriously: "Don't check, we all have lunar birthdays there, and you can't find it on it." ”

He put away his previous cynicism and looked very serious.

"Your birthday?"

He nodded, and I was embarrassed and said, "But I have to go to work tomorrow morning." ”

"I'll send you."

I looked at Nan Xiu's miserable appearance, I couldn't bear it, I had known him for so many years, and I hadn't spent his birthday with him, I thought about it, turned around and walked back to the house, Nan Xiu immediately smiled and said to me: "Great! I've been missing something for a long time, and I've regretted it for a long time, but today I finally caught someone! ”

I chuckled in my heart, what's the matter? It can't be a big deal of sha ren setting fires, right? I said in my heart that if Nanxiu forced me to do that rooster and dog thief, I would immediately break off my friendship with him, and I had all the lines in my heart!

As a result, he sneakily ran under the TV cabinet and began to rummage, and at this moment, Haha stood up and dangled behind him, began to smell his ass, and then suddenly jumped up and wrapped his waist and began to writhe!

I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back, I just laughed and collapsed on the sofa, tears flowed out.

Nan Xiu stood up with a black face, grabbed Haha and threw it away, looked at me with a red face, and then entered the room, closed the door, and said what's wrong? Shy? Lost your temper?

I jumped off the couch and knocked on the door twice: "Hey! What do you care about with a dog? This can show that your charm is great, even the dog can't stop it, you don't have to feel inferior, this is a good thing! ”

With a "swish", Nan Xiu opened the door and immediately stood in front of me, I looked up and saw him with a stinky face and said, "I'm looking for something, you go out!" ”

I laughed and withdrew, I thought he was just embarrassed, and he was still looking for something, obviously hiding and being shy!

I didn't hurt his self-esteem, I walked back to the living room alone, inexplicably I wanted Li Ziluo a little, turned out his number, hesitated for a long time, called a dian hua to him, just connected I hurriedly hung up, and my heart was pounding.

I thought he might come back to me, so I kept staring at Shou Ji, but it was ten minutes, and he didn't call again, but Nan Xiu came out with a disc in his hand: "This ghost movie, I've always wanted to watch it, but I didn't dare to watch it alone!" ”

“”

After doing it for a long time, he Nima is looking for someone to watch ghost movies with him!

This ghost movie is Thai, in fact, I've seen it before, but Nan Xiu curled up to my right and looked very nervous, so I had to keep comforting him not to be afraid, this is no one!

Haha also ran to join in the fun, jumped on the sofa, sat on my left, and looked intently at the female ghost on the TV, I said in my heart, can you understand you? This male dog in heat is really a fan, and he doesn't even let go of female ghosts!

As a result, half an hour later, Nanxiu on the right slept like a dead pig leaning on my shoulder, and haha on the left had already exhaled, and he didn't see anything about putting his dead head on my lap!

I suddenly had the feeling that I had raised two unsuccessful sons, and this feeling was really heartbreaking!

So I couldn't move, so I just slept on my back.

However, the next morning I woke up in Nanxiu's bed, haha lying on the side of the bed licking my hands, I rubbed my hair and went out, and saw Nanxiu wearing an apron making breakfast, the morning sun shone on him, plated with a layer of warm temperature, I actually thought Nanxiu was really good-looking, it was the kind of very attractive look, but compared to Li Ziluo, it was a little worse.

He turned his head to see me, and held the spatula with a smile: "How many eggs to eat?" ”

"Two soy sauce eggs."

"Sit and wait."

So I floated back to the dining table and watched with my head in front of him, put a bowl of noodles in front of me, and gave me two soy sauce eggs, I took a big bite and said happily: "If I develop in the future, I will hit you on the head with a sack of money, and let you give me the following every day!" ”

Nan Xiu bent his eyebrows: "It's too hurtful to talk about money, you move here, and my brother will give it to you every day!" ”

I hissed: "I said, have you been empty, lonely, and cold lately?" ”

Nan Xiu sighed resentfully: "Isn't it, I'm too handsome, other girls dislike me for having no sense of security, Dabai, what is my sense of security?" What do you women want that thing for? ”

I thought for a moment: "I just don't go hungry." ”

Nan Xiu shook his head when he heard this: "Then I can't find a partner, if I have a partner, I will definitely not be able to help but give her money." ”

I stuck a mouthful of noodles in my throat and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, do you know how lethal your words are?" I have poor concentration, don't tempt me to sin! ”

So after eating, Nanxiu sent me to the hotel, and as soon as I got out of the car, I heard someone shouting to me: "Dabai! ”

I said how could this voice be so familiar, and when I turned around and saw someone, I froze!