All Chapters_Chapter 357 Fourth Aunt
"And now the footprints on the mountain have not been found out, and there are two experts who came at the earliest, and they have not studied it, and they said that they may be savages before leaving, and then the rest of them will go up the mountain and don't know what to record, or they will have to leave in the next two days."
Uncle Cousin said and said with some relish: "At first, the people in this village still think it's quite strange, and some people follow up the mountain to find it, today I said that I saw a dead chicken that was drunk with blood, and Ming'er said that I saw some handprints, but so many days have passed, and I haven't made a meridian unitary, and now the good letters in the village don't inquire about it, it's just nonsense, it's the one you people in the city talk about, gimmick, I suspect it, it's not a yellow skin, or someone is doing it there, It's almost the half-grown son of someone in the village who did this, and these reporters who can't keep it and feel like they're playing are quite enjoyable. ”
The more I think about it, the more I feel that this thing is wrong, if it is a yellow skin, even if it becomes a sperm, it can't be so calamitous, rural people themselves rely on the ground to eat, and generally the chickens and livestock raised at home are the kind of cherishing that people in the city can't think of, so the yellow skin steals chickens that are hated by rural people, which is equivalent to snatching food from people's mouths, so the general courage to see the yellow skin stealing chickens up and directly killed, especially the old man is yang, it can't be fascinated, that thing is still fine, Knowing how difficult it is to steal chickens, and there is absolutely no shortage of that thing to eat on the mountain this season, how can it steal chickens again and again, which is neither scientific nor reasonable.
Besides, what a wild man, that is even more nonsense, Uncle Cousin's place is indeed a little off, but it is by no means a primitive deep forest, the mountains and forests have been contracted, in the past two years, people in the city have begun to engage in health preservation, green food or something, and wild things have been teased, or even the wild mountain vegetables are less, where to go to find the wild man, if there is a big living person living in the mountains, not to mention starvation, then it will have to be caught by the forest patrol to be fined.
Finally, let's talk about the prank in my cousin's mouth, I don't think it's possible, after all, it's not a small matter for the reporter to come, no one would be so bold to make such a joke, so I thought about it, how I thought about it, how I thought it was wrong, it couldn't be done by people, it wasn't done by animals, of course, it couldn't be ghosts and gods, that's ......
Thinking about it, my mind flashed and I looked at my cousin: "Uncle cousin, do you know that Xiaotao has a fourth aunt." ”
"Xiao Tao's fourth aunt?" My cousin took a sip of wine and looked at me: "There are several Xiaotao in the village called the fourth aunt, which one are you talking about?" ”
I scratched my head, "It's the one who was still eating at Xiao Tao's house last night, there was an old lady, I didn't see her face clearly, but Xiao Tao called her the fourth aunt." ”
There is definitely something wrong with this fourth aunt, she actually has a kind of 'corpse qi' that only a dead person has, this kind of ' 'Corpse gas', it's not like my grandmother was about to die at that time, but she was already dead, and she had been dead for a long time, so I smelled it very clearly, how should I describe it, a bit like the situation of God's mother, if God's mother woke up at that time, his body should be emitting this smell, but no, Xiao Tao also said that his fourth aunt is alive and well, and he is still eating, this, I can't figure it out!
My cousin was stunned by what I said: "Xiao Tao can call the fourth aunt, it must be an old lady, he is not so young, there is no young fourth aunt." ”
My brain can't react because of the sequelae of drunkenness, and when I looked at my cousin, I was anxious to scratch my heart and describe there: "Then let me say this, does Xiaotao have a fourth aunt who has died." ”
"Yes, the key is which one are you talking about, there are four or five of his fourth aunts in this village."
Oh, this makes me worried: "Then cousin, you call Xiao Tao and ask him to know which one I am talking about!" ”
My cousin looked at me but suddenly smiled: "What's the matter, why are you still in love with the fourth aunt, how can Xiaotao's fourth aunt get you." ”
My expression was very serious: "Uncle Cousin, there is really a problem with this fourth aunt, I think that if you lose the chicken as you said, it is not as simple as you think, and the most important thing is to find this fourth ...... now."
"Jiaolong! You're here!! ”
A voice suddenly came in behind me, and I felt that these relatives and friends who came to congratulate me could hear it, and when I turned around, I looked at Xiao Ke behind me helplessly: "Why are you shouting such a big movement." ”
Xiao Ke smiled and squeezed directly to the position between me and my cousin and sat down, turned his face and looked at me with eyebrows and eyes: "Hey, I heard that you drank too much last night, didn't you?" ”
I gave him a blank look: "Listen to whom, the news is quite well-informed." ”
Zong Bao also looked at Xiao Ke when he heard the voice: "When did you come back, why didn't I see you last night." ”
Xiao Ke laughed twice: "When I came back, you all drank too much, originally let me be the best man, but I can't do this leg, I accompanied him to pick up the bride this morning and stretched it again, so it's too late, come, cousin, hurry, I'll accompany you to drink two glasses, I finally want to drink with you when I come back." “
"Hey, okay, where did I think you went, your legs are fine, how can you still get it."
Xiao Ke pulled the corners of his mouth a little embarrassed: "Don't mention this, come, let's drink." ”
This topic is divergent to me, I can't help it in a hurry, since the old fairy told me what I would encounter here, now it seems that it should be related to this matter, but this is Xiaotao's marriage, and I can't keep holding on to the fourth aunt, I always feel that it seems to be a little unlucky.
As soon as he took the chopsticks and put the food in his mouth, a hand suddenly fell on his shoulder, and then a deep male voice sounded: "Jiaolong? ”
I turned my face a little confused, still eating in my mouth, and looked at the five big and three thick men behind me, "Huh? ”
There was a hint of familiarity between the man's eyebrows, as if he had seen it somewhere, but my mind was not good now, I really couldn't remember, and I instinctively thought in my heart which villager knew me: "You have something to do with me?" ”
He looked at me with excitement in his eyes, "It's really you, Jiaolong, I just heard someone shouting your name and I couldn't believe it." As he spoke, he then pointed to his face: "It's me, Fang Dapeng!" ”
"Ahem!!"
My mouthful of food directly choked in my throat, and it took me a long time to cough before I came over, looking at his swarthy face of a pure man: "Fang, Fang Dapeng?!" ”
The Fang Dapeng who confessed to me when I was an adolescent that he wanted to marry me and then sadly urged Fang Dapeng?!!
"It's me, why are you here! That's a coincidence, isn't it? When I was in high school, I went to your house to look for you, and the people in your village said that you went to the city, but I didn't expect to see you here! Oh, my God! I can't believe I've met you here! ”
I couldn't believe it, and looked at him: "You also know Xiao Tao?" ”
"You know Jiaolong, this guy is the reporter of the exploration show." Uncle Cousin then answered beside him.
I nodded: "Yes, it's from a school when I was in junior high school, and I'm a classmate." As he spoke, I looked at him, "So you're a journalist now." ”
"yes." Fang Dapeng smiled a little excitedly, "I'm going back today, my colleague called me, saying that the landlord's aunt's son is getting married, let me come over and join in the fun, I won't come here so late, I didn't expect it, it's really the right one, if you don't come, I won't see you, hey, when will you leave, will you leave in a while or stay for two days?" ”
His enthusiasm made me uncomfortable: "Oh, I haven't decided yet......"
"Ah, then you wait a while, I told them that I won't leave first, let them go back first, you wait for me here, I have a lot to say to you!!"
Fang Dapeng instructed repeatedly, turned around and hurriedly walked back, took two steps and looked back at me: "Don't go, Jiaolong!! ”
Zong Bao gently touched me beside him: "Hey, your classmate is tough enough." ”
I looked at his back and raised my eyebrows slightly: "People have been sports commissioners since childhood...... How could I not recognize it just now, this brain! As he spoke, he was about to turn around, but his body couldn't help but shudder, his brows tightened, and he saw that the old lady he saw last night actually stood up at a table not far away, and then turned around and walked straight out of the crowd.
"Uncle Cousin! Uncle Cousin!! ”
I shouted twice and pointed to the old lady: "It's her, which of Xiaotao's fourth aunts is she!" ”