Chapter 20: Fart
Of course, Chen Lianshan and Xiao Yu noticed the bags of marijuana that the turtles were holding in their arms. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
There was no disgust in their eyes, but there was no expectation in their hearts.
"This kid, he can't kill a few pigs and bring them over as gifts, right?" Chen Lianshan has always been unpredictable about this door-to-door son-in-law, and he really can't guess what kind of name is in the sack.
"It's time to come!" Xiao Yu didn't care about the sacks, in fact, he didn't expect Lin Chen's gift to surprise everyone at all, "Come, take a seat!"
At the same time, Xiao Yu instructed: "Come on, arrange tables and chairs for the guests who just came!"
The mistress spoke, and the subordinates immediately obeyed the order, and quickly settled the table for Da Niu and the others, and let them eat and drink nonsense.
"The kid of the Lin family is more real than his father!" Da Niu Dad swallowed the smoke and sat on the seat and said with satisfaction, "I didn't help him catch fireflies for a day and a night in vain!"
"Wow! These dishes can't be eaten during the Chinese New Year!" Xiaohu looked at the delicious food in front of him, and his mouth watered.
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The turtles all had a table, staring directly at the food in front of them, but they forcibly held back. The main reason is that the table has not yet opened, and they are embarrassed to do it, so they can only swallow saliva and just look at it.
The guests were a little distracted and completely dazed.
These people are the guests of the Chen Mansion? How could the one who took the lead just now really sit at the main table?
This world is so crazy! Turtles also have spring.
The heads of the family looked at each other, but no one knew what was going on.
Ning Heng was also puzzled by Lin Chen sitting at this table, so he asked, "Brother Lianshan, this one is what you said just now, the son-in-law?"
"Indeed!" Chen Lianshan was not hypocritical, and admitted directly.
When the three family heads and Ning Heng heard this, they were all shocked, and then they all stared at Lin Chen, wanting to see what was so special about this kid.
According to their thoughts, Chen Lianshan was willing to give up Qin Yunxi and choose this kid as his son-in-law instead, then he must have something extraordinary.
However, after observing for a long time, they were a little suspicious of their eyes, and finally looked at each other.
"Nothing special?" a few people wondered in their hearts, "No, it's just a physical mortal, and it hasn't even reached the innate realm, right?"
When Qin Yunxi saw that Lin Chen had returned and could still be on an equal footing with him, he hated it so much that his teeth itched.
I couldn't hold back a word for a long time.
Lin Chen sat next to Qingqing, and when he saw Qingqing draw such an ugly makeup, he was first shocked, and then he looked away.
Nodding his head.
Qingqing nodded in return.
"Hey, it's time to come, why don't I see that everyone has the idea of moving chopsticks?" Lin Chen said without seeing anything outside.
"Open the table, don't be in a hurry!" Qingqing explained, "City Lord Ning has come up with a puzzle for the big guy, and we are all guessing it!"
"Guess the question! It's interesting! But it's not like you won't eat if you can't guess, right?" Lin Chen, a turtle, felt that there were big and small things in the world. Eating and sleeping should be the top priority!
You people, don't eat, have nothing to guess the question, and give up the book.
"Boy, it's rare for City Lord Ning to have Yaxing!" Qin Yunxi's cold voice came, "If you want to eat, eat yours!" No one here blames you!"
Lin Chen naturally didn't shoot the case at this time, and sprinkled it with Qin Yunxi.
"Since it's a guessing riddle, I'll guess it too!" Lin Chen was intrigued by Yunxi's words, and then boasted to himself, "I'm known as the number one talent in Xiling Mountain, let me try it!"
Qingqing was a little accustomed to Lin Chen's boasting, and at this time he hurriedly reminded: "The question from the City Lord Ning is not simple! No one has come up with so many people present! The question is, there is one thing, when there is only one man, it is not a secret, and when there is one more woman, it is not a secret, but when there is one more woman or man, it is a secret! So, what is this?"
"Is this question really from the City Lord?" Lin Chen pondered for a moment, but asked an inexplicable question.
"Yes!" Qingqing was also a little confused, and didn't understand why Lin Chen asked this.
"Oh, son-in-law of the Chen family, could it be that you have some insights into this mystery?" Ning Heng asked.
"No, no. Lin Chen smiled heartily, "It turns out that the city lord is so down-to-earth!"
Everyone present was a little confused, but Ning Heng's eyes lit up, and his gaze at Lin Chen suddenly became serious.
"Lin Chen, why do you say this?" Chen Lianshan hurriedly asked.
"The answer to the city lord's riddle is fart!" Lin Chen explained calmly, "This is much more down-to-earth than those lantern riddles during the Shangyuan Festival!"
Everyone here was stupid, stunned, and confused.
Fart? That's the answer?
"Don't look at me like that, it's not me who made the question!" Lin Chen found that several people beside him were looking at him with an indescribable weird expression, and said a little awkwardly, "The answer is really a fart!"
Seeing that everyone was still disdainful, he could only continue to explain in a deep voice: "It's a stinky fart without a sound!"
"When a man is alone, he knows it's himself. ā
"When two people are two, both men and women know that they are either themselves or each other. ā
"But when there are three people, there is the opposite sex around, and no one will admit it, so it is naturally a secret!"
The night breeze is soft and soft, like a beautiful woman's jade hand, caressing people's cheeks.
Moonlit nights, spring breezes, fine wine and food.
On the day of the eighteenth birthday, guess the puzzle.
What a perfect and tasteful combination.
But Lin Chen's answer vividly pulled such a noble mood into an abyss.
Several people at the same table had complicated faces, but they couldn't refute Lin Chen's answer.
Fart? It's a fart!
"Hahahaha! The son-in-law of the Chen family is very imaginative!" Ning Hengda laughed three times, "But what I want to say is, you guessed right!
"Ahh
Who would have thought that the lord of the city, who has always been cold and serious, would really be able to spoof.
And it's on such occasions.
Qin Yunxi almost coughed up blood, he racked his brains and thought hard, just to be the first to solve it and show his talent in front of Qingqing.
Unexpectedly, it made this Lin Chen show off again.
He wanted to cry without tears, he really wanted to strangle this turtle to death! He was in Celestial Star City, he was the real pride of the sky, how could he have been compared to others one after another!
Chen Lianshan and his wife looked at each other and smiled strangely, sighed and said, "This answer is estimated that only you can think of it!"
Qingqing heard a giggle from the sidelines.
Ning Heng got up again and shouted: "Everyone, the puzzle has been solved, it is this little brother who just came!"