Chapter 65: Häagen-Dazs's Nightmare
Chapter 65: Häagen-Dazs's Nightmare
"It's only these days!" Qin Xiaojing didn't have time to explain to Ye Tian in detail, now Wu Ling'er's heartbeat is very chaotic, plus she can't breathe on her own, even if her body temperature is high, she can't soak in cold water, otherwise it will be even more dangerous: "Ling'er!" Hold on!! ”
As time passed, Wu Ling'er's breathing did not improve, Ye Tian turned his head to look at Qin Xiaojing, who was in a daze: "Xiaojing, is there an oxygen mask?" ”
"Oxygen?"
"Whether it's an oxygen mask, or an intubation to help her breathe, these things should be available, right?" Seeing that Qin Xiaojing was still in a daze, Ye Tian punched him: "Be sober!" She is not Xiaoyue, and you are not Qin Xiaojing, who didn't understand anything at the age of ten!! Hurry up and figure it out!! ”
After being knocked to the ground by Ye Tian's punch, Qin Xiaojing came to his senses, and he immediately checked the first aid kit on the side, found an oxygen mask, and brought it to Wu Ling'er......
After more than half an hour passed like this, Wu Ling'er's situation could be considered to have stabilized, and after Ye Tian saw Qin Xiaojing breathe a sigh of relief, he punched him in the shoulder: "You kid, isn't it too useless?" Is it still called the 'first knife' by others? Wouldn't it be too embarrassing? ”
Qin Xiaojing, who was relaxed, sighed: "Maybe!" He sat in the chair a little weakly: "The feeling just now is like seeing Xiao Yue lying in front of me covered in blood, and I can't do anything." If you hadn't woken me up, I would have really ......" Maybe he was really relieved, Qin Xiaojing rarely said so many words in one breath.
Looking at Qin Xiaojing's still trembling hands, Ye Tian sighed and patted his shoulder gently: "Enough, after so many years, you should let go!" Otherwise, Xiaoyue would not be at peace in the sky. Now that you've done a good job, even if it's Satsuki, you'll be happy! ”
"Happy? Dead people are not happy! Qin Xiaojing smiled bitterly, leaned his head back, and happened to lean into Ye Tian's arms: "But...... You're right, it's time to let go! "If you keep it in mind, what just happened will still happen, right? Thinking that he almost killed Wu Ling'er, Qin Xiaojing sighed and closed his eyes: "Give me five minutes!" ”
"What's wrong with that? My arms are always open for you!! After saying this sentence with a flamboyant tongue, Ye Tian glanced at Wu Ling'er, who was still in a coma, if she heard this, she would probably call her sister-in-law again, right? This living treasure!
Just as Ye Tian was thinking this, he saw a smile on the corner of Wu Ling'er's mouth: "Little girl, wake up?!" ”
Wu Ling'er's eyelids moved, and she slowly opened her eyes, and what came into her eyes was Qin Xiaojing leaning on Ye Tian's arms a little weakly, and the two of them were looking at themselves nervously: "Did you bother you?" It doesn't matter, just when I don't exist! Go ahead! ”
Qin Xiaojing didn't understand what Wu Ling'er meant, so he leaned over: "Ling'er, how do you feel?" ”
"Awful!" Wu Ling'er's voice came through the oxygen mask and was a little buzzy: "But it's much better!" Don't worry, I'm a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, and I won't die until I see all the handsome guys in the world! ”
Ye Tian nodded thoughtfully: "So, in order for you to live a long life, it's best to throw you to a place like Ethiopia to Luo?" It is estimated that it is difficult to have handsome guys in the refugee area, well, it is decided, I will take you there tomorrow! ”
Wu Ling'er wanted to grab the pillow next to the bed and throw it at Ye Tian, but found that she didn't have any strength in her body: "Brother Qin, he bullied me!" ”
"Ethiopia? I'll let him go! Qin Xiaojing glanced at Ye Tian coldly, and suddenly Ye Tian lost his momentum: "No, I lent you my arms just now, how can you turn your face and not recognize people?" There is no humanity of the opposite sex!! ”
"That's better than having the same sex and not being human!" Wu Ling'er stuck out her tongue and muttered, Qin Xiaojing didn't understand what it meant, but Ye Tian was choked half to death: "Count you ruthless!" ”
Time passed minute by minute, Wu Ling'er, who put on an oxygen mask and changed the medicine and re-infused, under the care of Qin Xiaojing, her condition was finally controlled, although her body was still a little burning, but she didn't want to go into the bathroom to soak in cold water, according to what Wu Ling'er said, this was the most relaxed birthday in her memory.
Ji Yanran didn't return to Fang's house until noon, she brought back a big cake, but after Wu Ling'er took a look, she immediately let out a moan: "Oh my God!! Don't want Häagen-Dazs's ice cream cake!! ”
"Ling'er, didn't you say that you like to eat Häagen-Dazs the most? I went on a long trip to buy it! You don't like it? After hearing Wu Ling'er's exclamation, Ji Yanran was suddenly depressed, she had run a lot for this cake, and she had waited for a long time.
"If you've ever used a knife to cut a cake for half an hour, you'll just like me!!" Last time, on Wu Ling'er's birthday, friends in the same city specially ordered a Häagen-Dazs chocolate-flavored ice cream birthday cake in order to celebrate her, and the result that day was that when they were in KTV, they had to ask the waiter to borrow a knife to cut the cake for more than half an hour. Cut to the waiter and said that he had opened his eyes......
Ji Yanran smiled after hearing Wu Ling'er finish her miserable experience: "What are you afraid of? Is there still a shortage of labor here? Just grab a lot of them!! After speaking, she raised her chin to Qin Xiaojing and Ye Tian, signaling that there was a ready-made Zhili in front of her.
Glancing at the two handsome guys, then at the cake, then at the handsome guys, and then at the cake, Wu Ling'er looked at them with sympathy: "Please!" ”
"How can it be so exaggerated? Isn't it just a cake? How hard can ice cream be? Ye Tian obviously hadn't seen the power of Häagen-Dazs ice cream cake, but he only felt that Wu Ling'er was too exaggerated: "Don't worry, as long as you are better, you can eat the cake, and I will help you get it right away!" ”
After Qin Xiaojing glanced at the cake, he patted Ye Tian on the shoulder and motioned for the cake to be handed over to him. Ye Tian didn't care, anyway, this guy didn't like cakes and the like since he was a child.
At the same time that Wu Ling'er was laughing with Ji Yanran, she only felt a cold wrist, and she immediately understood: "Brother Win? Coming back? ”
"Well, it's back! I'm exhausted! Brother Ying wrapped it around Wu Ling'er's hand and immediately understood her current situation, because she lost some of her magic power before the seal was repaired, so Wu Ling'er had a more relaxed life this time than before: "You guy is in good spirits!" ”
"Of course! I don't want to think about who I am, I'm a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed! Maybe it was because Brother Ying came back safely, Wu Ling'er breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and her mood became much better: "Besides, if something happens to me, what will happen to you, a fat maggot?" ”
"Thank you for your concern, without you, the master, I don't know how moisturizing it is! If I go back to my world, there are a lot of beauties to choose from as I choose, and I don't have to face you all day long! ”
Hearing that Brother Ying kept scolding himself for being a nymphomaniac, Wu Ling'er was not happy: "Phew, say I'm a nymphomaniac, don't you want to go back to find a beautiful female earthworm?" Obviously I'm a nymphomaniac, and I'm embarrassed to talk about others! ”
"Whose witch pet is like whom, if I am a nymphomaniac, it is definitely you who bring it bad!" Brother Ying was arguing with Wu Ling'er while thinking about the news he had learned when he returned to that world this time. If this matter is feasible, in a short period of time, Wu Ling'er's pain can be greatly alleviated.
It's just one more witch pet...... The chances of being discovered by the Wicans are higher. Thinking of this problem, Brother Ying was also in a dilemma. It's okay if Wu Ling'er summons a witch pet like him, if it really summons a large witch pet like a wind wolf, it's too difficult not to be discovered, but if Wu Ling'er knows that she can summon a witch pet again, with her character, she will definitely want to summon a witch pet, right?
"Troublesome woman!" Brother Ying subconsciously said what was in his heart, but he forgot that Wu Ling'er had been paying attention to him. When there was a sharp pain in his head, Brother Ying realized that he had said the wrong thing: "I didn't mean you!" ”
"Cut, who else is a woman next to you besides me?!" For Brother Ying's lie that is obviously insulting her IQ, Wu Ling'er will not believe it.
Brother Ying twisted his body impatiently: "Believe it or not!" Too lazy to pay attention to you!! Idiot woman! ”
Hearing Brother Ying scolding herself again, Wu Ling'er raised her eyebrows, and suddenly took off her oxygen mask and said to Qin Xiaojing, "Brother Qin, can you go out for a while?" I want to be alone for a while! ”
Qin Xiaojing was stunned for a moment, but immediately stood up: "Call me for something!" He had already done this, Ye Tian and Ji Yanran didn't want to stay any longer, and left the room with Qin Xiaojing.
When the door was closed, Wu Ling'er sneered and raised her hand, and pulled off Brother Ying on her wrist: "Dead earthworms, maggots!" You want to die, don't you? How dare you provoke the birthday star?!! ”
Being carried in mid-air, Brother Ying wanted to beat Wu Ling'er's hand with his tail to escape, but he didn't want Wu Ling'er to directly carry him and throw a circle in mid-air: "Let you taste the power of hell's crazy big spin!" ”
For the first time in his life, Brother Ying began to hate Wu Ling'er for being in such good spirits on his birthday, and he didn't even know when Wu Ling'er stopped, and after a long time, he let out a moan: "Dead woman, let me go, I'm going to throw up!" ”
"Then vomit, I don't care anyway!!" After speaking, Wu Ling'er grabbed his tail and doubled the length of the more than ten centimeters of Ying Ge: "I found that your elasticity is quite good, try to use you as a slingshot next time to see if it works!" ”
"Woman! I'm angry if I don't let go again!! "Even earthworms are dignified, not to mention that Brother Ying is not an ordinary earthworm, he was really a little angry when he was so troubled by Wu Ling'er. Wu Ling'er turned his head and forced him to look at herself: "What is the birthday gift you promised me?" I'm not angry yet, you dare to be angry? ”
"Birthday present?!" Seeing Wu Ling'er's puffed face, Brother Ying was stunned all of a sudden, how did she feel as if she was being bullied by herself? Now it's obvious that she's bullying herself, right?
Finding that Brother Ying had really forgotten, Wu Ling'er was even more angry, and threw him to the end of the bed: "I know, dead earthworm, I don't bother to pay attention to you!" ”
"Dead woman, it's the worst to talk halfway! What did I promise you for your birthday? Brother Ying forced the feeling of wanting to vomit and rubbed to Wu Ling'er's side: "Say it clearly!" ”
"You're not sincere at all! I don't want it! After speaking, Wu Ling'er pulled up the quilt and covered the whole person in the quilt and ignored people.