Chapter Ninety-Nine: This is not how the hooligans play

"Ling'er, it is undeniable that your heart was already confused just now, and you have already begun to lose sight of which are facts and which are lies, aren't you?" Mung Bean looked at Wu Ling'er seriously and said, "Even, Ling'er, you think what I just said is not impossible, right?" ”

Seeing that Wu Ling'er's face was not good, Brother Ying stopped Mung Bean in a low voice: "Mung Bean, don't scare Ling'er anymore!" ”

Mung Bean shook his head gently: "Brother Win, you can't deny that what I just said is possible, right?" The most terrifying thing about lies is not the lies themselves, but the infinite extension that human beings begin to begin after receiving this message. As long as you continue to think about it like this, many flaws will be completed by yourself or automatically ignored. ”

Finally, Wu Ling'er laughed out loud: "Mung Bean, I have to admit that the inference you said is indeed very reasonable, but I won't believe it." I'm also a writer, so I won't believe it for such a simple reason. Why don't you have to make up a more complicated and tangled story for me? ”

"No!" Xiao Lu sat down solemnly and looked at Wu Ling'er: "Ling'er, do you know? The simpler something is, the more believable it is. If it were me, I would also tell a story like mung bean directly, and then I will have a very bloody confession drama with you. Let the listener cry, the listener sad, and the earth will cry ghosts...... Yes! Why are you hitting me? ”

Wu Ling'er looked at Xiao Lu dissatisfied: "If you don't know how to use idioms, don't use them, I can't afford to lose people by talking nonsense like this." Speaking of this, Wu Ling'er smiled: "However, I also admit that Mung Bean is right, such a lie is indeed easy to believe." However, I have a father, so I won't believe Ji Xuanyuan's words. Moreover, such a bloody plot is too imbecile. It's not an eight-o'clock serial, a boss runs out at every turn and hugs the heroine and cries, daughter, I'm your father! This kind of brain-dead drama has not been watched by anyone for hundreds of years, okay? ”

Hearing Wu Ling'er's negation, everyone couldn't help but laugh. Yes, she has been hiding it from Wu Ling'er and not letting her know about it, so it is better to tell Wu Ling'er in advance as a lie. As long as Wu Ling'er has this preconceived concept, Ji Xuanyuan's reciprocal words will only make Wu Ling'er feel funny. As she said, the eight-o'clock series doesn't need this kind of plot now, don't use it to deceive children. Once Wu Ling'er won't believe it, even if it's true, it will become a lie.

Thinking of this, Brother Ying's eyes were full of approval when he looked at Mung Bean. If it weren't for the mung bean method, everyone wouldn't know how long it would take to deal with this matter, and now this is the best way.

Wu Ling'er didn't notice everyone's expressions, just supported her chin with her hand and thought about what Mung Bean said just now, and after a while, Wu Ling'er spoke: "I just made up what Mung Bean said, and I also thought of several other excuses, but in the end, I found that Xiao Lu was right, the simpler the excuse, the more flawed, and the mung bean is the simplest and most direct way to solve all problems." Speaking of this, Wu Ling'er couldn't help but sigh: "Mung Bean, if you hadn't said this in advance, if Ji Xuanyuan really told me this, maybe I would really want to be crooked." ”

"Ahh I like the old man at home. As soon as the coffee was said, Wu Ling'er unceremoniously picked up a stone and threw it at the coffee: "Since you are married to me, remember to call the old man in the family Dad!" Next time, be careful that I let Ji Tsai clean you up! ”

Coffee turned his head to look at Ji Zai with some fear, but found that Ji Zai was looking at him with an unhappy face, that look, it seemed that as long as Coffee made him unhappy, he would not hesitate to clean up the coffee. After discovering this, Coffee was so frightened that she hid behind Xiaohua and didn't dare to say anything again.

Seeing the coffee, Wu Ling'er also smiled, she stood up and looked at everyone: "Okay, now that things have come to this point, no matter what, we can only choose to take it." Mung Bean, you were right just now, but I think that whether I want to or not, Ji Xuanyuan will definitely say or do something. But now that we think about it, as long as we're ready, no matter how or reasonable he says, we can just ignore it all and come back and think about it together. As for who my dad is, let's not discuss it anymore, and I'll laugh out loud! ”

After hearing Wu Ling'er say this, everyone was also a little relieved: "What should I do next?" Isn't there no need to separate and go around the guard? ”

Brother Ying shook his head after thinking about it: "That's it, I'll go around and bury the immortal stones, if someone comes in, we will definitely be able to find out." Ling Er, you also set up an immortal array around here, in this way, we don't have to worry about others to prevent it here, just concentrate on dealing with Ji Xuanyuan. Anyway, if we go back, it is estimated that Ling'er will not be able to use your body, in this case, all the things will not be able to be taken away. So we don't have to save anything. ”

"Brother Win, can't you take it?" Wu Ling'er smiled and gave the ring to Brother Ying: "You help me keep it, and I'll ask you again when I go back." ”

Brother Ying thought about it, took out all the immortal stones in Wu Ling'er's ring, and after leaving only those magic weapons that could protect himself and offensive magic weapons, he returned the ring to Wu Ling'er: "I also have a storage ring here, when facing Ji Xuanyuan, you need to take out anything that can yin him at any time to clean him up, this ring is the best prop." ”

Wu Ling'er thought about it and felt the same: "Okay! him together! ”

Taking out the immortal stone that Wu Ling'er needed, Brother Ying walked outside: "I'll bury the immortal stone!" ”

"Hmm!" At this time, Wu Ling'er also stood up, and after stretching her waist greatly, she put the fairy stone into the ring and started her own work, as for the coffee, of course, they stayed by her side as coolies, digging pits and filling pits or something, these physical jobs naturally will not let Wu Ling'er do it, there is something, of course, it is the husbands who do their best!

After easily arranging the immortal array, Brother Ying also came back after a big turn: "Okay, it's okay!" Xiaohua, you must stay by Ling Er's side twenty-four hours now. ”

"Good!"

"It's not good, I don't want Xiaohua to accompany me when I go to the toilet!"

Ignoring Wu Ling'er's protest, Brother Ying looked at Xiaohua: "Even if it's to go to the toilet, you have to be by her side!" ”

"That Ji Xuanyuan is a personal emperor, right? You can't do such a disgusting thing, do you? If he drags me over in the middle of the bathroom, even if he is really my father, I will definitely kill him! That's not how hooligans play! Wu Ling'er was so angry that she jumped to her feet, but she couldn't help Brother Win, although she thought that the situation that Brother Ying was worried about would not appear, but she could understand Brother Win's mood, so she just made a fuss and didn't object again. What's more, Xiaohua, a handsome guy like Zhengtai, is also Wu Ling'er's dish. Sticking to him twenty-four hours a day, Wu Ling'er is very happy.

In a blink of an eye, it was dark, and it was rare for everyone to gather around Wu Ling'er in the past few days, which naturally made everyone happy. Now that they knew that the enemy was coming, everyone also decided to teach that bastard a good lesson, and the matter about Wu Ling'er's life experience was also bluffed, so now they naturally only had to have fun. Eating the dinner carefully made by Xiaohua and Mung Bean, watching the coffee and Xiao Lu keep fighting, Wu Ling'er laughed and fell into Brother Ying's arms, but Brother Ying quietly gave up his position to Xiaohua, and when Wu Ling'er was not paying attention, he glanced at Mung Bean.

Mung Bean put down what he was holding and stood up: "I'll go fetch some water." ”

"I'll go too!" Brother Ying also stood up: "It's better not to be left alone now!" ”

"No need, Midori, ...... with me"

Brother Ying interrupted Mung Bean with a smile: "Look at the way he looks now, isn't it abusing him to ask him to go?" Let's go! ”

Mung Bean and Brother Ying's words made Wu Ling'er's attention return to the gladiatorial battle between Coffee and Xiao Lu: "Coffee, come on, if you lose to Xiao Lu, your dinner will be gone!" ”

"Don't!" Coffee screamed and threw Midori down: "Give me back my dinner!" ”

Seeing that the two of them behaved well, Mung Bean and Brother Ying walked to the river with the bucket with confidence.