Speaking of which, this fat man is very similar to my life experience. It's just that the only difference is that I have been running with my third uncle since I was a child, and I am as tired as a dog all day long.

I never thought that the fat man's master actually knew the strange craft of "painting skin".

"You mean the cow's nose is wrapped in a pigskin? What the ...... I" The black hair's eyes were about to pop out, and he glanced at the soft flesh of the white flowers in the corner, and suddenly swallowed half a sentence back for him.

The lion's head cried with a sad face, and his voice had a hint of crying: "When the old man in my family told me about this, I took him as a braggart."

The muscular man was originally tying the rope to the fat pig under his hand, and when he knew that this animal was actually the cow's nose, his face suddenly became extremely strange, and he stared at a pair of big eyes, looking left and right, as if he wanted to find out some secret.

But having seen this process of "painting skin" with my own eyes, I can be sure that he will never see the slightest flaw.

"Okay, I'm tired too, Xiao Qi helped me back." It was the second mother-in-law who had been slightly closing her eyes to recuperate, and suddenly everyone in the hall fell silent, and the eyes that looked at the second mother-in-law were even more frightened. I thought in my heart, I estimated that after this incident, Yanzi and the others met the second mother-in-law in the future, and it was even like a mouse seeing a cat, and they didn't even dare to squeak.

I immediately stepped forward to pick up the second mother-in-law, and when I came to the door, I heard the second mother-in-law say again: "There will be a distant guest coming soon, you will entertain and entertain well." ”

I was shocked when I heard this, and when I looked back, I saw that Boss Ma and their faces had also changed greatly. However, he didn't dare to stop, and he kept holding the second mother-in-law halfway before he couldn't help asking: "Is it that Niubi's accomplice who has come to the door?" ”

The second mother-in-law didn't answer, but coughed a few times in a low voice, and then said, "They are all distant guests, who are they and what is the difference?" ”

I didn't know what to do for a while, so I had to remain silent. After sending the second mother-in-law back to the corpse dressing room, she saw her sleeping, so she retreated from the inside and carefully closed the door.

On the way back to the living room, I was blown by the night wind, and I only felt a thrill in my brain and became much sober. Remembering that the second mother-in-law was using scissors and silver needles just now, and actually turned a big living person into a pig, I just felt like I was in a dream, so unreal.

I thought that I would get home tomorrow, but I had to ask Qingzi what this "painted skin" was. However, when I thought that I didn't go home on time according to the iron rules set by Qingzi tonight, I couldn't help but be frightened, and I didn't know what to suffer.

Walking all the way, I was in a trance, and suddenly I heard a few sounds of "clang", which was particularly harsh and cold in this silent night, but it scared me a lot.

Listening carefully, it turned out that someone was knocking on the big iron door of the funeral home. In the middle of the night, the eight achievements are the distant guests of the second mother-in-law. My position was the closest to the iron gate, so I rushed over immediately.

No one else had come at this point, so I crept behind the gate and listened with my ears sideways for a while. The iron door was slapped a few times again, and it seemed that several people had come outside. One of them had a very familiar voice, and when he got up in a hurry, his voice seemed to be hanging, and he shouted at the top of his voice.

"Open the door, open the door!" The one who shouted was the little white face surnamed Pang.

I held my breath, didn't even dare to breathe, and listened to it for a while. I only heard the little white face pull his throat and said: "A few uncles and ancestors, my master was caught by a group of demons here, we should go in quietly and kill them by surprise!" ”

I "leaned" in my heart, fucking this little white face, how much hatred and resentment, so vicious! I heard a clear female voice outside: "What is this! Our Maoshan Sect is acting above board, how can we do such sneaky things? However, this funeral parlor is full of gloom, and it is not an ordinary place. ”

This person is talking about "our Maoshan Sect", it seems that he is the same door of the bull nose, and he was led to the door by the little white face surnamed Pang. That's terrible! But I'm a little curious, listening to this person's voice is a woman, it turns out that there are still female disciples in this Maoshan sect.

I only heard another unfamiliar male voice say: "As long as Yuande really falls into the hands of these people, we have our own way to find out the people, what kind of system are you so flustered?" The voice was cold and hard, and although it was not very loud, it had a majesty of its own.

As soon as the two of them spoke, the little white face surnamed Pang immediately agreed, saying that he was also too anxious about the safety of his master. As he spoke, he came over and continued to knock on the door, which made my ears hurt.

I suddenly realized at this moment that the little white face was called "Uncle Shi" just now, judging from this title, the few people outside are not older than Chen Yuande inside, they are Chen Yuande's uncle's generation! This fuck, one Chen Yuande is so difficult, and if there are so many older ones, it will really be blind.

As he pondered, he only heard footsteps behind him, and the tall and burly figure of the muscular man faintly appeared in sight. It seems that every time someone calls the door outside, the person in charge of opening the door is a muscular man. It's normal to think about it, among so many people in the funeral home, it seems that the muscular man's personality is the most normal, and it is the most suitable for him to be in charge of the reception.

I hid there, and naturally he saw it, put his finger to his mouth, and made a shushing gesture at me. I understood what he meant, and I hid and didn't move, and when he came, I gestured at him and said to him, "There should be four people outside." "That's what I came to after eavesdropping on it for a while.

Although there were only three people who heard the speech, a small white face, a woman, and a man with a cold and majestic voice. But I instinctively thought that there should be one more person besides these three people, but this person has not spoken.

The muscular man nodded, stood there and eavesdropped on me for a while, before striding forward to open the door. I grabbed him and made a slow gesture to him, telling him to go back and hide to the side first, and then come out later.

The muscular man was a little confused, but didn't say anything, and retreated, hiding behind a bungalow where he came. When he was hiding, I rubbed my eyes and yawned, and then I fell asleep and shouted with a hint of annoyance: "Who, don't let people sleep in the middle of the night?" ”

Hearing my shout, the sound of banging on the door outside suddenly stopped, and the little white face shouted at the top of his voice: "Little ghost, open the door for me!" ”

I scolded back at the time: "Where did the birdman come from, fuck you!" "I have followed the third uncle to the mourning hall for so many years, and I have to contact a lot of different people every day, I can learn a lot of foul language, and I am not inferior to black hair when I scold people.

The little white face suddenly became angry, and scolded back: "You little rabbit, don't open the door yet, see how I teach you a lesson in a while!" ”

I immediately scolded back: "Teach your mother! You turtle son, hurry up and get out of here! "I can't remember whether this "turtle son" is a dialect in Shuzhong or where to scold.

"Fuck, you little rabbit......" The little white face was probably mad, slammed the door a few times, and jumped to his feet and scolded. But halfway through the scolding, he was interrupted by the cold and majestic male voice.

"Shut up!" As soon as the man's voice came out, the little white face suddenly became dumb and swallowed back the second half of the words.

I only heard the clear female voice say: "How did this Yuande teach his apprentice, I have to teach him a good lesson when I go back." After a pause, he raised his voice and said, "Little baby inside, we have something to look for your family, and we bother you to open the door." ”

I said, "Who are you, how do I know if you are bad people in the middle of the night?" What if I open the door and you get caught and sold to human traffickers? ”

I tilted my ears to hear a chuckle outside, probably because the woman was amused by my words, and said, "You little baby is alert, so tell your adult to come and open the door." ”

I exclaimed, "My family is sleeping, and they have to work during the day, and I'm going to wake them up at this time, I'm going to break the dog's legs!" ”

The woman chuckled again, and listened to her scold in a low voice: "This hairy child is really entangled." ”

only listened to the cold male voice, and said firmly: "Little baby, your adult has gotten up, open the door." ”