Chapter 933 These happy guys are also quite funny to mess around with once in a while

In fact, I've always thought that Bing Teis is a very amazing guy, this guy is bold, he never knows how to lock his mouth, basically as long as she opens her eyes, what pops out of the girl's mouth is full of possibilities, really hooligan, dare to slap the table with his own father, and dare to discuss with men to breastfeed the child, and dare to mention the taboo sentence in front of his sister:

"Why does she look like your mother?"

As soon as this strong sister spoke, I felt that the air pressure around me was wrong, my sister's hair was obviously dancing in the wind, and we were surrounded by black fog within a radius of more than ten meters, and the top of Mount Olympus was almost night, but compared with the black gas around my sister, it was just like the sun shining at ** o'clock in the morning, even Yakumo Purple, a guy who was not afraid of heaven and earth, decisively cut a gap and jumped in, and before leaving, he stretched out a hand from the gap to shake the flower handkerchief to say goodbye to us, and the orange meow made a "meow" I hid in Yakumo's tail with an exclamation.,I looked at Yakumo Blue's big fluffy tail and thought about it.,You said this thing is not the same principle as the robot cat's pocket.,Last time I saw this nine-tailed fox take out a ball of yarn from its tail......

Seeing that even Yakumo's ears were ridged, and the small fluff on his face stood on end, I knew that my sister should be scared to death of this canine and the feline in her tail if I didn't open my mouth again, so I coughed embarrassedly twice: "What, sister, you are auspicious, Bing Tisi's mouth is not a day or two." ”

I speculate that with the thickness of Bingtis's face, it is difficult for ordinary people to make this guy realize that he is wrong, so I can only smile apologetically at my sister, because I know that with my sister's gentleness, I am not really angry now, but just a little unhappy.

I'm really nostalgic for this topic. Actually, Bing Teis is not the first guy to complain like this, and almost everyone who knows me and my sister will have such thoughts. If you think about it a little, you can know what kind of situation it was like in the family where only I and my sister depended on each other, this girl who was only four or five years older than me, was called my sister, but raised herself like a mother, it is hard for you to imagine how a little girl who is only more than ten years old has come all the way to today with a five or six-year-old brother, and now everything has passed, but my sister has developed a habit from her early life that seems to never change, That is, occasionally nag about my bad habits, which is not annoying, but can only make people feel infinite warmth, and this kind of nagging will be more or less reminiscent of my mother......

For my sister, being complained about like this is a very depressing thing.

"Did the concubine say the wrong thing?" Bing Tisi suddenly poked my arm and looked at the blackened sister who was reaping the merits, "But the concubine felt that it was a compliment just now." ”

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person." I couldn't give this guy a blank look, and pulled my sister to sit beside me, and the latter glanced at this side helplessly, which can be regarded as returning to a normal posture: "Forget it, my sister will be on you for the rest of her life." ”

"Whew" Yakumo Blue, who was closest to us, breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been liberated, and the fluff on his ears and tail that had just been frightened slowly softened, and then he raised his feet and scratched his face, and he ran away without a trace.

Lin Xue looked at Yakumo Lan's back and waited for three seconds before asking in a low voice, "Did that cat demon not appear again?" ”

A group of us suddenly looked with admiration at the large number of tails of a certain fox girl who had faded away, and thought that there was still an orange meow hidden in it, and suddenly sighed that Newton died so early, how did you say she did it......

"Master, there are a lot of people here......" Anvena shrunk her head behind me, out of the maid's self-consciousness, she insisted on not wanting to squeeze at a table with the masters, and did not dare to go to the big campfire for fear of strangers, so she could only squat in the back, and touched my arm pitifully, "Is the master really not going back to eat?" ”

As soon as I turned my head, I saw that the little maid who was lacking in courage was looking at me like a kitten about to be abandoned, because the masters were not at home to eat at night, and I felt that I was about to lose my effect and had to be brave enough to come out with the hostess, but when I arrived at the destination, I found that the situation was even more dangerous than I had expected, which made Anvina entangled, and I watched with interest the halo around the girl flickering like neon, and began to sigh that Eddie's life and death were quite early.

"You should learn to adapt to a crowded environment," Lin Xue looked at An Weina very homely, "As a qualified maid, especially a maid with royal elements, you have to learn to give speeches on stage, organize meetings, meet envoys, arrange military exercises, attend events, hold rallies and ...... when the master needs it."

Anvena flashed silently, and her head smoked and lay on the ground still.

"Looks like the tungsten filament of this bulb has burned off."

Miss Lin analyzed.

"By the way, why is there a banquet all of a sudden?" My sister glanced at the bustling youkai around her and asked with some curiosity, "And it's still on Mount Olympus?" ”

"It's not strange when this group of youkai holds a banquet," I pursed my lips, "Actually, the reason is that Yakumo Zi encountered a ghost ship once, and Hades was the same, the two of them encountered some ghost ship-like space warships on the edge of the world, and then both groups of people took it very seriously, so they gathered together to discuss big things, and when they were halfway through the discussion, the youkai felt that so many people gathered together to celebrate, and then ...... That's what you're seeing. ”

"I'm afraid they will be able to revelry when they reach the end of the world," Lin Xue covered her head and sighed, "So, what's going on with the ghost ship?" Why is there such a thing? ”

I tried to pinch the eldest lady's nose: "Are you a prophet, and when you are listening to the inside story with others?" ”

"The prophet doesn't turn on the radar twenty-four hours a day, whose mobile phone doesn't charge, right," the eldest lady hid to the side before I started, and then stuck out her tongue cutely with this side, "This eldest lady can see it, the more you know about some things, the more headaches you have, the day before yesterday, it was easy to find a few interesting novels from the Internet, and I accidentally made a prophecy, and my intestines were repentant, and even the sequel that Ya planned to write three years later saw through how do you say to break it?" ”

I glanced at her silently: "Retribution, let you go to the library all day long to draw a circle in front of the detective novel and write that this is the murderer." ”

Sandora knocked on the table, "Eh, it's off-topic, it's off-topic." ”

I coughed and told my sister about the ghost ship word for word, the girls listened very seriously, but except for my sister's serious face, everyone else looked indifferent, Lin Xue, a half-immortal, has always been indifferent to everything, Zi didn't understand what the edge of the world was, Anvina was trying to make herself glow blue, she wanted to see if she could check the money, Ding Dong was concentrating on dealing with the apples on the table, the whole apple was a big challenge for her, Because it is almost impossible to find a place to go down.

In short, the family seems to be a bunch of heartless guys: fortunately, the most heartless shallow has led the child to help play, otherwise I would have to be more entangled now.

"I said, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all, it seems that this is another small trouble?"

I tentatively probed with Miss Lin, although she couldn't say a lot about the future, but if she used the right way to knock on the side, she could still use our tacit understanding to reveal some information, and over time I was able to guess a little bit about the future from her words.

"Who knows, things that are not dangerous may not necessarily be a turning point, and the reason why the future is uncertain is because any inconspicuous little thing can turn the final outcome upside down," Lin Xue shrugged her shoulders indifferently, and then took out a hundred yuan from her pocket and put it in front of An Weina, "Eh, it glows blue, I can see that the anti-counterfeiting mark is not ......"

Anweina adjusted the spectrum, and it turned out that the hundred yuan really came out with a fluorescent mark, and suddenly I was stupid, and I couldn't return to my soul for a long time: dare to love the latest generation of perfect maids still have the function of checking money? Anvina: How did you manage to emit UV rays as a ghost?

"It's a really difficult skill to master."

Zi, who has been practicing with An Weina for a long time, watched the "master" turn around between ultraviolet and infrared like a warning light, and said with a blow, I think this cheap sister has been with the abnormal An Weina, and now her outlook on life is wrong.

"It seems like it's not bad to mess around with these guys once in a while," my sister looked at the shallow who was leading the children to dance with the monsters not far away, and suddenly sighed leisurely, "Really, I prefer this kind of life." ”

Live peacefully, live peacefully with your family, this is my sister's greatest wish, I am not surprised by this, from beginning to end, she is a person who likes peace, may be related to life experience, she feels that being able to spend every day in peace is actually the happiest thing, this is more or less a little different from the life of the family now, but I have to admit that this is too much in line with my sister's style, but in the face of my sister's sigh, I can only scratch my hair with some shame What kind of big man I am, It's hard to satisfy even my sister's little wish, let alone a peaceful daily life, and I have the impression that I haven't been in a peaceful environment for three months in a row.

Maybe it's really a heart, my sister looked at me at this time, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth: "But if it's always like this, people will be lazy, if you want to live a good life, you should always fight for yourself, this is our family's family motto." ”

Bing Tisi touched my arm again: "Hey, the concubine really thinks that your sister is like your mother, my mother usually educates people like this, if you want territory, you have to have your own fist." ”

I finally realized that the strange view of the world of Bingdis originated from there.

As a result, Sandora gave me a blank look at the rogue goddess and corrected me: "The original words are: 'If you want believers to follow, you should pay your sincerity', don't believe this guy's version, just that mouth, believe it or not, she can translate a primary school student's essay for you as well as what she wrote on the front line in Afghanistan." ”

I felt more and more that Sandora had been poisoned by herself......

At that moment, a very small, and muffled-sounding call came from the table, interrupting our conversation: "Ah! Who's going to help Dingdong! The gods and horses can't be seen! ”

I looked down in surprise to see an apple jumping around on the table, with two little bare feet underneath it: Clank Bell had finally managed to find the place to go from the apple (I guess she might have smashed it in the face, since it was mathematically impossible for her mouth to reach the flesh under normal circumstances), but it seemed that she had eaten so much that she had eaten the whole thing!

A sullen cry for help came from inside the apple: "I can't see it, I can't see it!" ”

Everyone looked at this little fool in amazement, she had an apple on her upper body, stumbling around on the table, normal people couldn't imagine how much of a place in this little little brain's head was used to think, eating an apple to this realm is also a treasure, obviously, this little thing is too invested in eating, so that I didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment, and after eating enough, I wanted to look up only to find that it was already dark all around, and then I panicked and couldn't figure out what was going on: I had been with Dingdong for so long, Basically, I can tell in an instant which direction her stupidity is coming from, which is a really amazing skill.

Of course, it's fun to sell cute little things, but it seems that this panicked guy won't be able to think of a way out of trouble for a while, so I was going to reach out and help, but the accident happened at this time, and before I could act, the goddess of Peewee had already jumped to the edge of the table, and then ......

"Smack".

It was really a snap, followed by a joyful exclamation from Ding Dong: "Wow! See the light again! Jingle Bell is amazing! ”

My sister bent down to pick up the dingdong, strictly speaking, it is to pick up the apple, the dingdong is still in the apple, but the head pokes out from above, as you imagine, jingle is the feet on the ground, under the action of inertia, the apple falls, this little head is drilled out from above, so the magic jingle sandwich apple candy is formed, I think this is another miracle in the culinary history after the boiled jingle bell, this guy's head is not repaired again, Sooner or later, she will use herself as the main ingredient to derive a table full of Han people.

Dingdong's arms were still trapped in the apple, only the chest and calves were exposed, and the little guy's head was covered with crumbs of the flesh, but she didn't look worried about her current state at all, but she ran around the table with a smile, as if she had become one with the apple...... Then the little fool began to roll and roll along the table, until my sister couldn't look at it anymore and stopped her with a fork.

While the great and divine goddess of life was bearing the turbulence of life, Ilson's thick and rugged baritone came from the distant horizon: "Eh, I'm rubbing, huh!" ”

Suddenly, I felt that there was no hope for the entire world......

At this moment, a drunken voice suddenly came from the side: "Ha wine, Ha wine, don't have to work today, it's a good day to be a ...... Ha wine"

Without waiting for himself to turn around, a strong smell of wine had drifted over, and the identity of the person who came was about to come out, and sure enough, soon a pair of big sharp horns appeared in front of the table, and then a short little girl held a huge wine gourd, and greeted us with a silly smile: "Long time no see, good 9 no see, well, good wine...... If you don't go over to play, I'll come and give you a drink...... Belch! ”

The person who came was Gensokyo's most famous drunkard, with savage strange power and invincible alcohol Ibuki Suika, I have often seen her during this time, because this guy has also joined the Chengguan Brigade of Shadow City, and is considered half a public servant, but the reason for this guy's participation in work is very subtle, first of all, she was fooled in by Reimu's undisciplined exercise...... The red and white chengguan told Cuixiang that as long as he became a chengguan, he could get an employee meal card for unlimited consumption in the special commercial area for workers in the military isolation zone, in other words, there was an unlimited amount of wine to drink, and Cuixiang's head was known to us, and most of her IQ was held back into that pair of horns, so she was instantly fooled, and now this guy has become the coolie No. 1 under Reimeng, and is responsible for patrolling the area added up by the two people when the undisciplined red and white witch is lazy to sleep, And he usually has to clean and do hard work for the latter, which causes Cuixiang to usually be busy.

Of course, at present, it seems that this ghost girl is still very satisfied with her current life, although she has not reacted until now, Reimu is not the boss of all chengguan, and she does not necessarily need to listen to Reimu's orders to participate in the chengguan team...... Anyway, there aren't many fools in Shadow City, and she doesn't have many fools, so let's bless this drunkard not to be trained to death by Reimu.

Cui Xiang is a very enthusiastic person, especially to friends, but also all kinds of sincerity, although usually she likes to find people to fight, every once in a while to go to the Iron Forges and other noble fortresses to kick the hall, but overall this is still a very cute guy, so I took her wine gourd and poured myself a bowl of wine, and knocked on her horn: "It's good, it looks like it's grown." ”

"The horns of the oni clan are things that can't be touched," Suika shook her head drunkenly, "Don't talk about that, that guy with a lot of strength!" I'm going to fight her! Last time, I broke someone's important horn, and this time I must break a scale off her! ”

Lin Xue leaned over and muttered: "Cuixiang can hold back the fire, she has been named a cone superman for three months......"

Me: "...... Suitable. ”

I'll just say, this guy Cuixiang, who came to offer wine so diligently, must have come to fight with Lin, but ...... Seems interesting, too?

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