Chapter 58: No Brain or No Cerebellum?
Chapter Fifty-Eight: No Brain or No Cerebellum?
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Yesterday someone said that I was a stepmother, so my walking shoes would be broken!
So...... Open abuse!
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Hearing the screams of coffee, Wu Ling'er was finally amused by him: "Stupid coffee, I am bullied by Xiao Lu every time, so many times, I don't learn to be obedient!" ”
Coffee whined and pounced on Wu Ling'er's side: "Ling'er, why do you see that Coffee is such an honest person, why is he always bullied by others?" Xiao Lu is the most hateful, that is, he is the worst, so ah, you must stay away from him in the future, otherwise one day he sells you and you will have to help her count the money! It's better to follow the coffee, the coffee is the most well-behaved, don't bully Ling'er! ”
"Sell her? If the noodles are not four taels of meat, if they are on the earth, they may be able to sell for a little price, but in this Tianhe Continent that likes fat people, I am afraid that no one will want to buy her! I can't afford to lose this man. Xiao Lu laughed evilly, but he didn't want to be grabbed by the collar from behind and dragged out: "Ling'er, the tutor is not strict, please forgive me, I will teach him a good lesson immediately!" ”
Wu Ling'er happily watched Mung Bean drag Xiao Lu out, and even waved his hand: "Mung Bean, the night is long, there is time, you teach slowly, I'm not in a hurry!" Teach him a night of lessons! I won't feel bad! ”
"Wouldn't it? Ling'er, I'm your dear little green brother! ”
"Phew! My family only has flowers and coffee, but not you! After speaking, Wu Ling'er hugged the coffee with one hand and Xiaohua who was cooking dinner with the other, completely looking like a demonstration.
At this time, a burst of heat came to Wu Ling'er's neck from behind: "Woman, are you sure you want to hug another man in front of your husband and call it a kiss?" ”
Wu Ling'er screamed, let go of Xiaohua and Coffee and hid behind Ji Zai: "Ji Zai, save me!" Brother Ying is crazy! ”
Ji Zai, who was arranging his hair, was pulled by Wu Ling'er, and the mirror almost fell to the ground: "Woman! Can't you just be quiet? In addition to daring to say it and scare you, the dead earthworm is willing to touch a hair of you? Do you have no brains or no cerebellum? ”
"I ...... Who said he wouldn't be willing to touch a hair of me? I was just slapped in the face! Wu Ling'er glared at Brother Ying dissatisfied.
Without waiting for Brother Ying to reply, Ji Zai had already flattened his mouth: "You deserve it!" He doesn't pump you, I want to smoke you, I want to smoke you! ”
"Stinky Jizai, I curse you for not growing hair when you lose your hair!" Wu Ling'er angrily stepped on Ji Zai and ran to the side of the coffee: "How can you stand his awkward personality?" ”
Coffee bit a piece of jerky and looked up at Wu Ling'er: "No, Ji Zai is very good, as long as you don't disturb him to make up, as long as you don't mess with him when he's in a bad mood, as long as you prepare what he wants to eat every day, as long as you ......"
A comb slammed into the coffee: "Dead cat, shut up!" ”
Wu Ling'er grinned: "It's not difficult to wait like this?" ”
"That's a lot better than you, too!" Ji Zai angrily put away the mirror and looked at Wu Ling'er: "At least, I don't need others to be a psychological counselor for me!" ”
Ahhh ”
"You ......" Just when Ji Zai was angry, suddenly there was another loud noise in mid-air, and the house immediately began to shake violently, and this time it was different from being attacked by Tiangong before, the degree was much more violent than just now.
Brother Ying's heart tightened: "Stay in the house, coffee and I will go out to have a look!" Ji Zai, Xiaohua, keep this woman! With that, he and Coffee rushed out of the room.
Behind Jincheonji Temple, a mountain is rapidly collapsing, and large chunks of rock are tumbling down from it, like the most dense torrential rain. Brother Ying was shocked in his heart, and shouted into the house: "Ji Zai Xiaohua, protect Ling'er out, quickly!" After saying that, he also opened the barrier and wanted to rush in, but it was too late, and with a loud bang, a rock the size of the entire temple slammed into the roof where Wu Ling'er and them were. In an instant, Brother Ying was completely dumbfounded. If it weren't for the coffee and mung beans dragging him away, I was afraid that he would stand there stupidly like this until he was stoned to death: "Ling'er! ”
Guarding Ling Er's side is the little flower and Ji Zai who are not good at defense, if it is Brother Ying or Mung Bean, even if such a big boulder falls, Brother Ying has three points to be sure that he can save Wu Ling'er, but now...... Brother Ying couldn't believe what was in front of him.
The falling rocks did not stop, and lasted for another half an hour before they began to stop slowly, at this time Zhenquan Temple had become another stone mountain, the highest point, almost more than thirty meters high, under such pressure, Wu Ling'er ......
Seeing Brother Ying's stunned expression, Xiao Lu slapped him: "Don't be in a daze, I can feel that Ling'er is fine!" Find a way to save people! ”
was a little sobered up by this slap, and Brother Ying immediately felt Wu Ling'er's existence. It's just that something seems to have happened to Wu Ling'er, and she is very confused now, so she can't communicate with Brother Ying.
Looking at the pile of boulders in front of him, Mung Bean said: "Our speed is fast, now Ling'er is okay probably because Ji Zai and Xiaohua are holding on, if they can't hold on, Ling'er will be in danger!" ”
After hearing Mung Bean say this, Brother Ying took a step forward, as if he wanted to use brute force to break up the boulder pile, but Mung Bean stopped him: "No, the cliff will collapse, which means that the cliff body is very fragile, if we make too much movement, we are afraid that there will be stones falling, so Ling'er and them will be in danger!" ”
"So what to do?" Brother Ying screamed in a hurry, and Mung Bean grabbed his shirt and yelled, "Calm down!" You can't do anything like that! After speaking, Mung Bean threw Brother Ying aside: "Little Green, can you control the ice and snow to freeze that cliff?" ”
Xiao Lu glanced at the huge cliff and nodded: "No problem! ”
"Okay, when you're frozen, we'll do it again! Do you still have the jade talisman that Ling Er gave? ”
Hearing Mung Bean ask like this, Brother Ying Coffee and Xiao Lu each took out three more jade talismans: "Want to use this to blow up the boulder?" ”
"You have to save your strength to save Ling'er and them! Brother Win, you go and help Xiao Lu, otherwise he will be too reluctant! I'm in charge of blowing up these boulders, coffee, you're the fastest, do you know what to do? ”
Seeing Mung Dou's expression, Coffee was stunned for a moment, took a deep breath and nodded and said, "I know, save Ling'er first!" If you can't save everyone, you must rescue Ling Er first! ”
Mung Bean nodded: "Okay!" Brother Win, Little Green, you can get started! ”
Hearing Mung Bean say this, Brother Ying and Xiao Lu didn't have time to comfort the coffee and flew into the air, and a large area of ice and snow fell, freezing the cliff tightly.
Seeing Brother Ying and Xiao Lu busy in mid-air, Mung Bean suddenly said to Coffee: "I'm sorry! ”
Coffee was in a messy mood at the moment, but after hearing Mung Dou's apology, he still shook his head: "It's nothing, even if you don't say it, I will save Ling'er first!" My relationship with Xiaohua and Ji Tsai is very deep, but ...... Only Ling Er is not allowed to make any mistakes! Absolutely not! "This is the person who all of us swore together to protect and take care of! Even if you sacrifice everyone, you must keep Ling'er's peace! Coffee believes that this is also the wish of Ji Zai and Xiaohua: "Don't worry, I know what to do!" ”
After hearing Coffee say this, Mung Bean breathed a sigh of relief, how deep the bond between Coffee and Ji Zai is, only Mung Bean and Little Green know best, not to mention that there is a little flower who usually spoils and takes care of coffee like a little brother.
Yes, spoiled! This word seems ordinary, but for their world, it is such a luxurious word, even if it is an existence like Mung Bean and Little Green, they are only interdependent, and they will not take care of each other, let alone spoil each other. Even if Ji Zai can die for coffee, there is absolutely no spoiling for coffee, only Wu Linger and Xiaohua, they have no conditions, and they spoil and tolerate everyone for free.
If he really wanted to give up Xiaohua and Ji Zai for Wu Ling'er, Mung Bean could imagine how painful coffee would be in his heart, but in the current situation, he couldn't think about the feeling of coffee.