0005 There are oranges from southern Gansu
Lying on the bed and basking in the sun for a while, I put on my clothes, went downstairs to find a sex toy store, and asked the boss to find out that the original viagra actually costs 20 yuan a pill. [No pop-ups. 】
Because I bought Viagra for life-saving, I naturally had to buy the original, and I talked to him about the price for a long time, and then I promised to sell me 10 capsules for 150 yuan.
When handing me the medicine, the boss looked at me with strange eyes and reminded me kindly: "You don't look very good, remember, you can only take one pill at a time, my medicine is really original, and it is very energetic." ”
As a boy chicken, the name of viagra has long been thunderous, but I have never had the opportunity to try, when I think of myself as a single dog, I want to eat the legendary viagra, I feel strange in my heart, when it is really the wind and the water is cold, the strong man is gone, and there is no place to rush......
When I returned to "home" and lay on the bed, I still stripped myself naked, soaked up the sun and took a pill of Viagra waiting for the next reaction...... The result was no response.
Then I took another pill, and there was still no reaction. I grass! How could it be unresponsive? Is it because the yang energy in my body is too scarce?
Confused, I threw five more pills into my mouth, and then I realized that the strength of the medicine was actually delayed.
Now it's okay, seeing that the swelling is getting worse and worse below, I sent a private message to Zhang Jiuling again, and only after asking did I know that I had to push through the medicine, and the rest was yang.
Okay, now I can see it, it turns out that Yang Qi is held back.
I was forced to lie in bed for seven days, and I didn't even dare to go downstairs to eat, but ordered takeout, which cost more than 200 and made a few stomach troubles.
Fortunately, the female ghost's complexion is getting better day by day, and her complexion is not so pale, although she has never woken up, her weight is increasing.
After surviving the strength of viagra medicine, I put the yang energy into the female ghost again, and hugged her again and felt it, it should be able to have forty or fifty pounds.
According to her figure, her weight should be around 90 pounds, and I don't know if she will be able to wake up and recover like a normal person when she rises to 90 pounds.
In fact, I also carefully examined her breathing, and found that she was not breathing, but that her breathing was very weak and the frequency was very long, which strengthened my confidence in saving her.
I went downstairs again and bought ten viagra pills, and the logistics company called and said that I had a package and asked me to pick it up myself. No need to ask, it must be a navel orange from southern Gansu.
I took a taxi to the logistics company to retrieve the navel oranges, and I moved upstairs with great difficulty, and then looked at my pocket, and there were less than fifty yuan left. And now there is a week left until the beginning of next month, and I can't help it, this week, I can only eat oranges as much as possible.
Have you ever tried to eat oranges for n days in a row?
I'll tell you, at first I ate two delicious meals, but on the second day I found that my face had turned sallow, and on the third day, my urine smelled of orange juice.
On the fourth day, as soon as I saw the oranges, I felt indescribably nauseous, and I was so hungry that I endured the danger of sudden diabetes, cut two oranges again, and ate them while greeting Zhang Jiuling's family in Gannan.
While eating, the mobile phone rang suddenly, I glanced at the caller ID and found that it was Xia Xiaoyu, and my heart hurt inexplicably.
For me, although I forced myself to let go of the relationship for more than two years, I still inevitably felt strange when I saw her calling.
I pressed the answer button and said "Hey", and the other side was like a river bursting its embankment, and I scolded hysterically, this guy scolded unreasonably, and it was upside down, saying that I ruined her life.
I listened to it for a long time, and then I knew what she was referring to, it turned out that it was at the school gate that day, I said to the shoehorn face that she was doing a good job, and the shoehorn face was interested, and I always wanted to find an opportunity to verify whether she was a good place.
Until last night, Xia Xiaoyu couldn't resist the coercion and temptation, so he gritted his teeth and confidently followed the shoehorn face to the hotel for verification. The result of the verification is that there is no red.
So the shoehorn face used this as an excuse to break up with Xia Xiaoyu, and after leaving the hotel, Xia Xiaoyu called me and sprayed like a shrew.
Knowing the whole story, I felt strange in my heart, except for a little sympathy, but more because I felt that I deserved it.
In fact, this is the so-called cycle of heavenly principles, retribution is unpleasant, she abandoned me to pursue happiness, and was abandoned by happiness, deserved!
Amid the curses and cries, I didn't say anything and silently hung up. After more than two years of relationship, at this moment, I can finally let go completely.
Try not to think about Xia Xiaoyu, I took three more viagra pills, and as soon as the medicine came up, the head teacher called and roared and asked me why I didn't come to class for half a month. I lied that I was seriously ill, and she didn't believe it, and told me to go to her office right now and explain it.
I looked at the pillar of optimus below, and my heart said that it was swollen like this, but how to get there?
If you want to say that I'm the head teacher, I must be a fighter among the leftover girls, although I have a delicate face, a charming figure, and a pungent personality that has reached the international level, even if the dinosaur can get married, she has to be properly left to the end. Except for lectures, every time a mouth is automatically put into a roaring state, who does it want for whom?
To be honest, I was really a little afraid of her, so as soon as I hung up the phone, I got out of bed stiffly, found a cotton suit for the winter, and put it on my body.
When I walked to school, many people looked at me in surprise, in addition to wearing cotton clothes just last autumn, the walking posture was definitely not so good-looking, and I ate oranges for several days, my face was sallow, and the return rate was 100%.
When I entered the head teacher's office, as soon as she saw me, her eyes widened, and she slapped the table and roared, "So sick! Why don't you say it on the phone? Am I that unreasonable? Get back! Hurry back! I'll give you leave! Come back when you're done! ”
Nima ......
As soon as I was about to leave, I heard her ask in a non-roaring tone, "Wang Feixiang, your complexion is so ugly, what kind of disease do you have?" ”
I said, "It must have been something bad, food poisoning, and I'll be fine with a few more days." ”
She said "um" and said, "Then take a good drip for a few days, pay attention to rest, and if there is anything, you can call me." ”
I was moved enough by her gentle appearance, and said in my heart that she was actually very good, and she might not necessarily be able to get married.
Who knew I was thinking about it, and she slammed the table again and roared at me, "What are you doing in a daze? Go back and get an injection! Pestle here? Want to kill my office? ”
Nima ......
As soon as I walked out of the school gate, I saw the shoehorn face with a few people surrounding me, this time I also learned well, and without saying a word, I turned my head and ran towards the campus.
As a result, because of the swelling underneath, his speed was seriously affected, and before he could run a few steps, he was kicked down from behind by the people he brought, and then he curled up and covered his head to withstand a storm of punches and kicks.
In fact, if he didn't say it, I could guess why he beat me, he must have thought that I took Xia Xiaoyu's first time, felt that Xia Xiaoyu had deceived him, and then became angry with me.
Judging from his move to break up with Xia Xiaoyu, in fact, even if Xia Xiaoyu became popular last night, it won't be long before he gets rid of Xia Xiaoyu for other reasons.
As an invincible son, he can play with others, but he can't stand the deception of others.
Bearing the beating of five or six people, I calmly thought that this shoehorn face must be a Virgo.
Compared with the fear and humiliation of the last time I was beaten, my state of mind this time has always been in a kind of silence that even I feel terrible, and the whole source of this silence is because of hatred.
Growing up, for the first time, I completely hated someone.
I've been in a relationship for more than two years with all my heart and soul, and because of his playing, it's been in vain.
The girl I loved was turned into a woman by him overnight, but he abandoned him ruthlessly.
The life I was striving for almost ended because of him. If it weren't for the female ghost sacrificing her life to save me, I would have died, and this time, he actually came to provoke me again.
From now on, everything has nothing to do with Xia Xiaoyu, it's just this shoehorn face that makes me have a mortal enmity in my heart.
No matter how much time you spend and how much effort you put into it, you will get revenge!
They continued to beat me, and a young man with a mustache on his chin suddenly stopped, pointed to my crotch and said, "Oh my grass!" Why did this still beat him hard? ”