Chapter 42: Bullshit Love
"Blind, you're fucking fine." I endured the pain in my body and ran to the blind man and lifted him up from the ground. At this time, the blind man was extremely embarrassed, his upper body was covered with yellow-green pus-like disgusting things, and there was a hole in his forehead, which was bleeding out.
"Phew!" The blind man spit out the dirty stuff in his mouth, "Dead toad, you fucking want to kill Lao Tzu, and you inserted it without saying hello, it hurts Lao Tzu to death!" ”
I was really choked by the blind man's sentence and couldn't complain, feeling that the wound on his head was made by my wooden stick, but do you want to say it so obscenely, as if Lao Tzu just stabbed your chrysanthemum.
The gecko monster kept rolling and howling, and the tail with the ghost's head was whistling around, making a mess of this good mourning hall. I dragged the blind man to the wall and watched it go crazy, "Blind man, what did you do in its stomach just now, why did this girl go crazy all of a sudden." ”
"Hehe, I was fucking prescient, and I nailed the coffin to my belt, and I finally touched it just now, so I grabbed it in." The blind man said, taking out a small toy phone-like thing from his jacket pocket, "Look at Lao Tzu to play a more exciting game for you." As he spoke, the blind man pressed a button on the toy phone.
There was a very dull, exploding sound from the monster's stomach, and the monster's writhing became even more frantic. The blind man pressed twice more in a row, and the gecko monster smashed directly through the door frame and rushed into the courtyard. It seemed to want to escape, but the pain in its body caused it to stop and roll around without running two steps.
", what's so fun, let me play with it too." I snatched the toy phone from the blind man's hand, and casually pressed the back button a few times, and the thudming sound was like a firecracker thrown into the manhole cover when I was a child, which made me feel very comfortable to hear. "Blind, what is this?"
"Hmph, this is your blind master's secret weapon, I wasn't the first to meet the monster snatching the bag, and I won't be the last one, do you remember a few small balls hanging outside my bag? It's filled with cinnabar and the remote control detonation device used when making movies, fuck it, as long as Lao Tzu presses the button, the cinnabar ball will burst, making this girl quite cool. ”
The monster struggled for more than ten minutes, and finally collapsed in the courtyard and did not move. The blind man exploited my shirt, wiped the upper half of my body, walked up to the monster, and kicked the man on the head hard.
"Ouch, big brother...... Spare ...... Spare your life...... "The monster couldn't move, the ghost on the tail was gone, and only the two heads in the eyes were still breathing.
"Tell me what the fuck you guys are!" The blind man's coffin nails were not left in the monster's body, and he was now holding it up to the man's head and making strokes.
"We ...... We don't know what we're supposed to be...... Big brother, just let us go, we've thought about it once, it's miserable enough, you just have mercy and treat us as a fart, let it go. This time it was the woman's head who replied. The woman still pretended to look pitiful when she spoke, but unfortunately her face had long been made like a sesame baked cake by the blind man's glutinous rice, and making such an expression would only make people feel disgusting.
"We were originally villagers in this Chujia Village, and one night, I was working on the bed with this broken shoe, and I felt that my eyes were black, my heart hurt, and I died inexplicably. Later, when I woke up again, I found that my whole body was in the stink of this bitch, and after crawling out desperately, I found that we had become like this. The man's head ignored the woman's murderous eyes, and said to himself.
I felt speechless for a while, is this considered a filth of life and obscenity?
"Hmph, these two guys can be regarded as having met a great opportunity. It's a pity, it's a pair of cheap billets. The blind man spat in the man's face.
The blind man told me that there is a kind of ghost called Renxuan, which means that some beasts will form a kind of monster with animal head and human body in the process of cultivation, and the bull-headed and horse-faced in Chinese mythology and Anubis, the wolf-headed god of death in Egyptian mythology, can all be classified in this category, and the situation of these two dead ghosts is even rarer than that of humans.
Giving birth to a child is a very sacred thing, but I don't know why the things secreted by the lower body have been regarded as filthy things since ancient times, especially the menstrual blood of women, which can be called the ultimate in filth, and even Da Luo Jinxian has to fall from the clouds if he gets it. The gecko inhabited by the two ghosts was originally supposed to be a cultivated beast, and it was probably frightened during the tragedy of the village extermination in Chujia Village, so that he drilled into the hole and strayed into it.
The filth broke the gecko's law, but the two souls attached to the gecko's body and became the master of this body, relying on the gecko's cultivated body, in the past thirty years, the dog man and woman have been here to be powerful, eat a lot of ghosts, and the body has grown to its current size. When they saw me and the blind man coming, they wanted to taste the living, so they followed.
I asked them again if they knew about Tian Tian, but they said that they knew that there was such a thing, but the corpse on Tian Tian's body was very heavy, and the two of them didn't dare to do it, just the well water did not interfere with the river water, but I didn't see Tian Tian appear last night. The only thing that is possible to know more about Tian Tian is the ghost, but unfortunately when I went to the tail to look, the ghost was already dead.
The blind man has always been a good comrade who does things neatly, and after asking all the questions, he cleanly solved the two dead heads with coffin nails. Then, he began to poke the monster's stomach with a coffin nail. It's no problem, it's disgusting, it's disgusting, the backpack still has to be wanted, it's full of life-saving guys, who knows if we'll encounter something next.
When the blind man was digging for treasure, I went to the corner and picked up the phone. The mobile phone is Tian Tian's, yes, you can still see a photo of the two of us when you press the screen.
There were two missed calls on the phone, one was mine, and the other showed that the time of the call from "Dad" was when Tian Tian said that Uncle Tian was arrested. In addition, there is an unread text message from Uncle Tian. There are only five words in the text message: Night, Village West Yizhuang.
"Toad, did you really decide to go?" The blind man stood in the stream formed by the mountain spring to wash the filth on his body, while I sat shirtless and held Tian Tian's mobile phone, playing back and forth.
Tian Tian is really a very simple girl, there is no mess in the phone, the most is just a photo with me. She secretly filmed a lot of it after I fell asleep. In the photo, she smiled so sweetly, I felt sad for a while. "Go, why not, that's the only clue we have on hand."
"But didn't you say that it was an unread text message, which means that Tian Tian didn't see that text message at all, what can we touch when we go to Yizhuang like this? If you want me to say, let's go back and look for clues. Let's take our time about Tian Tian's affairs, to be honest, toad, what can you do even if you find Tian Tian, the two of you have different paths, Tian Tian refuses to fight with you because he is afraid of hurting you, with your kid's virtue, you can really talk about fucking platonic spiritual love!? Stop the. Actually, I think her sister is pretty good, otherwise Bai Bing and the girl named Yu Siyan don't look bad, why did you kid hang herself on this locust tree this time. ”
"You don't understand, love and play are two different things, sometimes, meet the right person...... Love becomes without any reason. "Thinking back to Hetian Tian's sweet past, I laughed a little silly, yes, a little silly. I know what it means to insist on finding a living corpse and continuing to love her, but I'm just willing.
"Damn, bullshit love, I don't understand what you guys are thinking in their heads." The blind man raised his hand and threw the cleaned shirt to me, "We have five disadvantages and three shortcomings, so we shouldn't fucking think about any love, and when the matter of the past few days is over, I will go and pick a place to open the store, you are not allowed to regret Lao Tzu." ”
"You know, the inkblot is like a. Anyway, I can't do anything, as long as you don't think I'm bad at it, just fire me for squid. Casually replying to the blind man's words, he raised his head and looked into the distance. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, if there is no slightly terrifying Chujia Village, this place can really be regarded as a paradise.
Wait, Chujia Village...... My heart couldn't help but shudder, the haunting of Chujia Village has been confirmed, although those three goods are quite funny. However, what was it that caused all the eighty-one people in Chujia Village to die violently overnight? Could it be...... What's in the village?