Zhao Junshuang opened his mouth, and said that it was simply stinky, the living had to be angry, and the dead could be angry and cheat the corpse, otherwise they would not have fallen into a brainless nickname...

Hearing Zhao Junshuang's first words on the boat, Zhang Qilin glanced at it curiously and asked: "Brother, with your mouth, you can live to go to college, it is really thanks to our country's promotion of a harmonious society." ”

Zhao Junshuang stretched out his hand and shook Zhang Qilin very familiarly, and realized that Zhang Qilin was a big living person: "I grass? Why are you a living person, shouldn't you be dead? ”

Zhang Qilin couldn't resist the urge to kick over, and glanced at me, as if to say, if he wasn't your college roommate, I would have beaten him a long time ago.

I patted Zhao Junshuang on the shoulder, although he didn't like what he said, but after all, he was a buddy in the same bedroom, and it was very kind to see it in this netherworld.

"I said, why were you hunted down, those guys just now don't look like evil ghosts who specialize in sucking other people's souls?"

"Don't mention it." Zhao Junshuang waved his hand, with an unfortunate look, "Who knows, I was originally very happy to meet a few of them, and I proposed that everyone live together in this ghost place, of course I am willing, but after a few words, they are going to beat me to death, what do you call this, how can this turn face be faster than turning a book, it's too unkind." ”

As soon as I heard him say this, I vaguely guessed that it must have been caused by his unpleasant speech, and I had no interest in asking in detail, but Ye Song asked more: "What are you talking to them about?" ”

"I didn't talk about anything, just casually talk about what happened before my death, I also enlightened them, let's talk about that Lao Li, he said with a sad face that he was the CEO of a small company before his death, and he married a daughter-in-law who was eighteen years younger than him, only twenty-two, and gave birth to a big fat son, but he died of a heart attack, how pitiful."

Zhao Junshuang shook his head.

"I persuaded him, saying, don't worry about your daughter-in-law, she is still young, she will definitely find another strong and healthy man who knows pain and cold, and will also let you walk steadily below."

Zhang Qilin and Ye Song were already dumbfounded, but I was used to it, and even I could think that Lao Li's face was definitely not very good-looking.

"However, as soon as I thought that although Lao Li's daughter-in-law 'wife' changed to marry a man and it hurts, and there is no need to keep the empty room alone, but his big fat son must not be bullied by his stepfather, and when I think of Lao Li's big fat son growing up under the bullying of his stepfather, I also feel uncomfortable, so I persuaded Lao Li, you must think about it, now it is a legal society that the stepfather does not dare to 'get' your son to death, at most he is not full of food and clothing, and there is no danger to his life."

At this time, Zhang Qilin and Ye Song were about to kneel down when they heard this.

"And that Xiao Song, who said that he was the only son in the family, but died unexpectedly, leaving only the second elder of the family who was not in good health, and I felt guilty, so I persuaded him, your parents are not in good health, and now the white-haired person is sending the black-haired person, it must be a big blow, maybe it is already on the way here, and your family may have a chance to reunite again......"

I really can't listen to it anymore, and now I even regret saving him a little, I should really be sucked by those people, listen, is this what people say? But he still thought that you had a good tone, Zhuge Liang was angry with Wang Situ, what is it, he can bring the dead Wang Situ back to life.

"Brother, and this beautiful 'girl', why are you here, aren't you alive? Whatever the reason, I say don't be upset......"

Hearing that Zhao Junshuang wanted to comfort people, Zhang Qilin and Ye Song's faces changed at the same time, and they hurriedly waved their hands and said that there was still something to do, turned around and left, how far and how far they went.

Zhao Junshuang walked towards me again, looking very sad. He said, "You said I was still young and had a great life, why did I die?" ”

"Don't be sad, people always die, you ......" I patted him on the shoulder.

"But it's okay.,I finally got rid of the virgin identity before I died.,You remember that I was a security guard in a high-end community.,As a result, I hooked up with a very 'sassy' little girl.,It seems to be a second 'milk'.,Hey, don't mention the 'wave' energy.,Hehe.,Better than you.,Are you still a chick now? Hey, hey, hey......"

Looking at Zhao Junshuang's cheap and 'sassy' appearance, I closed my eyes, calmed the emotions in my heart, turned around and left, I was really afraid that I couldn't help but slap him to death.

After knowing that Zhao Junshuang was brainless again, no one on the whole ship paid attention to him, except for Luoluo, not to mention, when facing Luoluo, Zhao Junshuang seemed to be less brainless, and kept telling Luoluo some jokes and interesting things, which made Luoluo giggle and laugh non-stop, spreading throughout the ship.

I thought to myself, Zhao Junshuang is not useless, at least it brought some laughter to the ship, but I soon realized that this idea was wrong.

Luoluo ran over and said to me with a little face: "Brother Feixiang, Brother Zhao said that you farted when you were studying in many rooms and smoked away the teachers who were teaching. ”

"I didn't put it!" I said hoarsely, rightly.

I was annoyed when I mentioned that, it was still a freshman year, it was a public class regardless of major, there were more than 200 students in the whole classroom, and as soon as I entered the classroom, I stared at a super beautiful 'female' classmate, that is called a beauty, out of the water hibiscus general, ponytail, and special purity, especially good skin, white eyes are shaking.

At that time, I competed with five male classmates who walked into the classroom together, and in the end, I was a step ahead of the others, and I sat next to the beautiful 'female' classmate, and my little heart almost jumped out.

I basically didn't listen much to the whole class, so I secretly glanced at the 'female' classmate on the right side of the right with my spare eyes, smelling the fragrance on her body, and the beauty in my heart.

But I never expected that when there were still five minutes before the end of class, this beautiful 'female' classmate who was enough to select the school's 'flower' suddenly let out a very loud fart, and all the classmates and teachers on the stage looked at it.

What's more, that fart violates the world's fourth law of "loud farts don't stink", the first three are "Murphy's Law", "Parkinson's Theorem" and "Peter's Principle".

That fart is simply a biological weapon, because I am the closest, naturally I am the first to smell it, and it almost smoked me, and it is even more affirmative of one thing, this 'female' classmate she loves to eat leeks!

At that time, more than 200 classmates and teachers all came to see it, and the 'female' classmates were so thin-skinned that they almost cried.

At this time, I don't know who shouted: "That's Wang Feixiang from class xx, look at the name, no wonder the fart stinks!" Smoke me to death. ”

I'm really a dog, how could this fart be put by me, I have to fight for it, but just when I was about to say that this fart was put by the 'female' classmate next to me, I saw her looking at me with pleading eyes, like a wounded Xiaomei 'flower' deer, so pitiful.

I softened my heart, such a beautiful 'female' classmate, if everyone knows that this fart was released by her, then how can she have a face to see people in the future, and even have the idea of suicide.

So, out of pity for the 'jade', I made a very gentleman's decision, and said with my head held high, "Chest", "This fart is what I put it!" "Love!

There was a boo in the classroom, and the eyes that looked at me were very disdainful, and the teacher couldn't stand the power of this fart and announced that he would leave class early to avoid poisoning any of his classmates......

I received ridicule, but when I saw the beautiful 'female' classmate next to me looking at me with the eyes of a hero, at that moment, I felt that I had made the right decision, I was a hero, and saved a 'female' classmate's four-year college career.

"And then?"

Zhang Qilin, Ye Song and Zhao Junshuang all gathered around me, as if listening to cross talk, and even Ah Tian leaned against the cockpit 'door' to listen.

"Brother Feixiang, that beautiful sister must be very 'excited' to you, did she promise to each other?"

I didn't say anything, but Zhao Junshuang had already answered for me.

"Feixiang pursued the beautiful 'female' classmate for a few days, but the 'female' classmate didn't agree, and said that it was better to 'befriend' him than to post a big-character poster at the 'door' of the cafeteria, explaining that she had put the fart. Later, I heard that the 'girl' was with a rich second generation in our school, and the rich second generation was a 'medicine' company at home, and the most famous product was a health care product that regulates the stomach and intestines......"

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