The Soul Sect should be a master kneeling behind, if the soul can sweat, they must be sweating profusely now.

The sect master has always been extremely narcissistic, and it seems that this narcissism has been inherited from the ancestors!

"Smack-"

The Soul Sect Master's head was hit firmly, and I don't know what method the other party used, but it actually started.

The Soul Sect Sect Master, who had never been beaten in his life, was dumbfounded, but in the face of his high-ranking father, he could only endure it. Who made the family Lao Tzu and he a son? I can only endure the beatings.

But......

"Dad, why are you hitting me?"

"Who told you that I and you are the most handsome in the world? You're still young! No, old! You look older than your dad, and you're embarrassed to say you're good-looking? ”

"What? Dad, am I not the best-looking one? ”

"Get out of here! You're a nice fart! You are so much older than me, so ugly, and your temperament is not as good as mine, why are you on par with me? You...... You are less unfilial here! ”

Soul Sect Souls: What does "......" have to do with filial piety?

"Then you say, who else in this world can be called the most handsome person who can be on par with you? I'm going to kill them all, I'm the most handsome. ”

"Smack-" was a crisp crunch again. The Soul Sect Master was beaten again. This is the second time in his life that he has been beaten.

"You dare to kill those two people, Lao Tzu is desperate with you! Also, who are you talking to about Lao Tzu? You Lao Tzu is here, you bite Lao Tzu, do you want to be beaten? ”

"Then you say, who can be the best-looking person on a par with us?"

"Who's on your side? People are on par with me, right? You kid, at best fourth. ”

Everyone in the Soul Sect was also drunk.

What do you do with so many nonsensical words? Shouldn't we talk about who the old lady who broke the place for the ancestor at this moment?

The masters of the Soul Sect had a gossip heart, and watched the two of them say something that was not boundary.

Two unreliable and narcissistic father and son, one kneeling and the other standing, said who was handsome, and who was the ugliest person he had ever seen, and then clearly two soul bodies, and began to talk about skin care again, and also talked about the most popular clothing this year.

In the end, when he heard that his son had thousands of beautiful clothes, the Soul Sect Sect Master was beaten by his father again. This is the third time in his life that he has been beaten.

In this life, he clearly remembers the three times he was beaten, but he only remembers these three times, because after these three times, there will be countless more times, so many that there are only more, not the most.

Finally, after the head of the disciple of the Soul Sect who was kneeling behind him had grown a large piece of mushroom, when the two of them were talking about the dawn, they finally talked about the old woman who could unconsciously forcibly occupy a level master like Yu Linfeng and make him unaware.

"My mother's name is Xiaohua, do you remember?"

Yu Linfeng thought for a long time, he has lived for a long time, many people and many things he has forgotten, and even the specific reason why he launched the earth-shattering war has been forgotten, after talking about Xiaohua, he also thought for a long time before finally nodding: "I remember, she is the only one who shows me the right way." ”

"Really? But my mother is a road idiot! ”

Yu Linfeng: "......!!! ”

"Really, my mother's sense of direction is completely wrong, when I was a child, she took me alone, it was only a kilometer away from our home, she took me for three whole days, we didn't eat anything during those three days, and I almost starved to death when I arrived at the destination.

Later, I grew up, but fortunately I wasn't a road idiot, so I couldn't find the road so I asked my mother to say a direction, and then I went in the opposite direction, and the road was absolutely correct. ”

Jade Linfeng: "......"

"But...... But I asked your mother to show me the way, and she ...... She was right. At this moment, Yu Linfeng was bottomless in his heart. He seemed to know how the great battle he had single-handedly mastered had begun.

At that time, because a person from a sect provoked him, he wanted to go to that sect to kill people. As a result, he couldn't find the way, so he asked Xiaohua to show him the way.

Then he didn't have long to go before he saw that sect, so he couldn't help but destroy that sect.

Later, people began to crusade against him, saying that he was a murderous demon.

After that, he still felt very angry, he clearly didn't kill the people of that sect, but some of the remaining minions of that sect accused him. What made him angry the most was that the people of that sect were clearly destroyed by him, and in the end, when the people of all the sects in the rivers and lakes came to kill him under the banner of "slaying demons", that sect turned out to be resurrected with full blood.

At that time, his whole body was already red-eyed, and he didn't remember many things. But these two things have been a doubt in his heart for fifteen thousand years, although it is said that the people of that sect are finally all dead, but he is really confused for a long time.

Could it be that Xiaohua pointed him the wrong way back then, and he didn't look at the house number of other people's sects, so he ...... Did you really kill the wrong person?

Faced with Yu Linfeng's evaluation of Xiaohua, the Soul Sect Sect Master directly vetoed: "Impossible! My mother is a pit, I can't believe it! You don't know my mother, but I know her too well. Except for the codex you gave her, which finally led me to establish the Soul Sect, my mother is a woman who doesn't blink. Not only did she pit her son, but she also pit her friends, relatives, and herself.

She has been going against fate all her life, and I was too smart to see through this truth in advance, so all the things my mother does, all the decisions she makes, as long as I do it the other way, will be successful. ”

Yu Linfeng: "......" Okay!

"What, Dad, how did you get tainted by my mother?"

Until now, when his children and grandchildren were full, he still thought that he was a virgin, and the Soul Sect Master felt that he was also drunk. I admire my mother very much, although she is just an ordinary woman who makes a living by painting people, but she got his father who is so cheating.

"Ahem......" Yu Linfeng instantly blushed: "I don't know either!" ”

He remembered that he couldn't get drunk, and he would get drunk. Just after he killed all the people who besieged him, and the entire Antarctic continent was killed by him, he felt that his limit was coming, and he happened to meet Xiaohua again, so he drank a glass of wine with Xiaohua. Then he made his experience in martial arts and mental methods into a codex and gave it to Xiaohua.

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Sorry for the late update. Yesterday I had a cold and fever, and I wrote some things at eight o'clock in the evening and wanted to squint for a while and then get up to write, but I fell asleep directly. I woke up at six o'clock in the morning to fill in the unfinished writing, so I can pass it on now.

From the beginning of the 72nd explosion to the present, it has been in a state of addition every day, and it is indeed a bit unbearable to insist on 8,000 updates every day from morning to night. But rest assured, in this summer vacation, unless the author is hospitalized, everyone's reading will be guaranteed. Momda