79 The number one talent in the world is none other than Lingnan ghosts
Niu Gensheng sleepwalked to heaven and asked the Jade Emperor, "Who is the number one genius in the world?" The Jade Emperor said: "Li Bai drank too much wine and was not sober, Cao Zhi was too weak and incompetent! Su Dongpo was too free-spirited, Tang Bohu was too romantic, the world was too good at singing, Tian Lidou was too good at bragging, and Mo Yan's literary level was too low! Jia Pingwa was too polite, and Yu Qiuyu's prose was average! Lin Qingxuan looked too much like the evil god of Huoyun, Jin Yong couldn't write calligraphy! Xu Zhimo was too lustful?" In the eyes of my father, Lingnan ghosts, these 12 talented people are literary talents, but they are all ordinary talents! Cao Xueqin is a master of literature, but he can only write about the elegant Tang Dynasty who does not climb the wind and snow! Qu Yuan is too pedantic, Ji Xiaolan can smoke a pipe! He is the first in the world to be a Lingnan ghost talent! He wrote "Huashan Fu", and also wrote "Dream of the Moon", "Yandu", "Dream Journey", and "The Beautiful Legend of Sleepwalking in Heaven." These are masterpieces of the ages! The prose also wrote "Xanadu", "Light the Heart Lamp", "Alone to the Starry Sky", and "Reading is the Ascension of the Soul" , "Lonely Tonight Is So Beautiful", "Chinese Dream", and the first humorous novel "The Humorous Trickster King", "Dream Tan Hou Hei Biography", "Dream Seeking Ah Shima", "Dream of the Hundred Days Emperor" and so on! Create a historical precedent! He also created the Three Realms of Chess! He also wrote the eternal masterpiece "Dream Back to the Three Realms"! But with these literary works, you can challenge any literary master in Shenzhou!
When Niu Gensheng came to the underworld, the ghost king Yama sighed and said: "It is impossible for Pu Songling to write a ghost novel written by Lingnan Ghost in a hundred years, and Pu Songling is not an opponent of Lingnan ghost genius in ten papers! If you don't believe it, if you look at his ghost novels on the Internet, it is self-evident!" Lu Xun's ghost kicker and Song Dingbo's ghost hunting are all silent! Master Zhong didn't dare to say more! Clairvoyant said: "It will be impossible for mankind to produce such a literary talent as Lingnan ghost talent in another 5,000 years, and it is Shenzhou who owes him a reasonable justice! The one who wrote "The Three-Body Problem" Liu Cixin's writing for another 10,000 years is not enough for the literary level of Lingnan ghost talents! Compared with Lingnan ghost talents such as "Dream Back to the Three Realms" and "Dream Journey", the Three-Body Problem is one heaven and one place, but "Breaking the Firmament" and "Notes on Tomb Robbery" are only a little close to the literary level of Lingnan ghost talents! The only novel of mankind, "The Legend of Heaven," can be compared with the literary level of Lingnan ghost talents' "Dream Riding Journey"! Jin Yong's "Smiling Proud Jianghu" and Gu Long's "Peerless Shuangjiao" are lagging behind! "The Legend of Deer and Ding" is still a little bit creative! What is "White Deer Plain" and "White Deer Plain" Fatigue of Life and Death, "Frog", Who Has the Money to Invest in Me, I Write Ten Eight-Step Pediatrics! However, the two novels "Fengshen Bang" and "Waste Capital" are beyond the scope of the literary ability of Lingnan ghost talents! This is the most famous work in Shenzhou that has entered the eyes of Lingnan ghost talents! Dream of Red Mansions is not a dream!
Niu Gensheng came to the world, for example, and said: "In the three worlds of heaven, earth and earth, I only admire the literary talent of the Lingnan ghost! He is the real literary and opera star who descends to earth! Everything else is bragged by people! Writers in the system will win awards for their scribbling! This is the most unfair thing for Lingnan ghosts? The most unfair thing about Shenzhou is that the real literary genius is always among the people, and there is no chance to give full play to the genius of writing! The literature of the world will always be black in the world? ''
Marx said: "When I wrote 'One Hundred Years of Solitude,' only the Lingnan ghost of Shenzhou can understand it, and he is the first genius of the world through the ages! He said: A hundred ghosts are hideous, and God is speechless! Everyone in the world can be lonely, but God cannot be lonely!" The Lingnan ghost also said: "Bodhi is a tree, and the mirror is also water! Heaven and earth are things? There is dust everywhere!" For thousands of years, only Lingnan ghosts have deeply understood the Buddha wedge of the six ancestors: "Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a platform! There is nothing in the first place? Where is the dust!" Master Hongyi said: " Only Lingnan ghosts can read through the three realms of heaven and earth: "let go", "two words?", "sorrow and joy", "only Lingnan ghosts can read these four words after guarding the tribulations of life!
Guanyin said: "Shenzhou owes Lingnan ghosts too much, and he has buried genius! He is a thousand-mile horse, but people treat him as an old scalper, and this is the collective mourning of Shenzhou's dreamers! Every day the slogans are shouted loudly, but the thunder is heavy and the rain is small, and the Lingnan ghosts have not yet been lifted out of poverty, and they also say that the general public in Shenzhou has not been lifted out of poverty! Shenzhou should write the Lingnan ghosts to get rich and get rid of poverty in history! Because history is written by the people! A person as smart as a genius has not yet made a fortune? It is impossible for the peasants to get rich?"
Jiang Ziya said: "It's all because the Lingnan ghost was born in the wrong era, if he was born in the Tang Dynasty, he would at least be as famous as Li Bai Shixian! If he was born in the Three Kingdoms, he would at least be a famous strategist like Sima Yi! If he was born in the Republic of China, he would at least be a university professor! But he was born in Lingnan, Yandu, this mountain carla! This is a mountainous county where Wu Dalang opened a shop! He has the ability to reach the sky, but he is also tired of life and death, and life is harder than a frog! Now I finally know why Mo Yan won the Nobel Prize in Literature! Shenzhou is a country that relies on luck to do things! This is the cruel reality! Ma Yun's luck is better than that of Master Xingyun! The master said: "A harmonious life, but the reality is not satisfactory!" Ji Xianlin said: "Heaven and man are one," that is extravagant talk! Lingnan ghost only wrote that man and nature are one, and heaven and man are also the moon in the water? Man, in this life, you are destined to be rich or poor!
Niu Gensheng woke up from a dream, and did he still say that Lingnan ghosts were the first? The world is full of smart people, and the Lingnan ghost is absolutely 100 percent a smart person in ice and snow! But the problem is that he doesn't have hundreds of millions of dollars, who will believe what he says! Woohoo lament! Shenzhou is an era when you look at money rather than your face! You are more beautiful than Wang Zunkai, and if you have no money, you are nothing! A person who has no money to prove that he is smart still bragged that he is the best in the world and is still useful as a bird? The first task of being a man is to develop the economy and prove that he is a genius, and this is the right way! If you have money, maybe you will stand on the UN rostrum and speak, some people will applaud and some people will listen to you brag! You can't even support yourself, and you still brag about how awesome you are! That is being made fun of by the people of the world! Niu Gensheng said: "Lingnan ghost talent is the best in the world." People in Shenzhou just like to confuse literary talent with who has money? The world is in chaos! You asked Mo Yan to write an anonymous competition with Lingnan ghost talent! Look at who is awesome! I think Lingnan ghost is only 100 percent the best in the world! Because Lingnan ghost can write a story, and he can't finish writing it in a thousand and one day! He can write 10 novels at the same time, and he is still talented in writing and surpassing Cao Zhi! He bragged and bragged that he was tired for three days and three nights, and he had read at least five cars, so he was only eight years tall and five cars rich! There are poems as proof: "If you are not outstanding, how can you talk about heroes! Ghosts and talents are unsheathed? Heaven and earth are moved!"
The director of the Buddha Rain Center said: "In another 1,000 years, the world's number one talent will be none other than the Lingnan ghost talent, the wisdom of the people of Shenzhou has not yet been opened, and the literary genius who understands his masterpieces has not yet been born! This is the collective sorrow of the literary circles of Shenzhou! The author and Einstein sat at the United Nations and wept in unison: No wonder the level of literature in Shenzhou is so poor! There are literary masters who do not respect it! This is the saddest thing in Shenzhou! No wonder the Wenqu star is dim, and it turns out that the first literary genius of the ages has been sadly buried! It is really the greatest misfortune in heaven and earth!