The man listened to Ye Zixuan's words and was sincere, so he brought this strange disease one by one

Just a month ago, the first person in the village to have this disease was a yellow flower girl, when this girl was born with this disease, his father and mother have been hiding it, not allowing it to spread out, why? Shame on you.

I couldn't help but think of Lao Gang's daughter-in-law, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong, unmarried and pregnant?" ”

The man shook his head and said: "If you are unmarried and pregnant, then there is nothing to say, the young people now, they are all like this, and they are not sensible, and they get married when they get a child, but they are not." ”

I was about to ask again, but Ye Zixuan said on the side: "Zilong, don't interrupt the eldest brother's words first, let the eldest brother speak slowly, the clearer the better." ”

The man continued, "Because the girl's father and mother had been covering it, we didn't know it at first, until another young man in our village also had this disease, and the girl's father and mother said it." ”

What kind of disease can be contracted by both men and women, and it is embarrassing to say it? Is it the kind of disease that can only be cured by an old military doctor - venereal disease?

However, I couldn't help but say nothing and continued to listen to him.

The man said with a sad face, "What is this disease?" In front of the young man's heart, there was a big pimple like a steamed bun, which did not hurt or itch, it grew overnight, and it was not there when he slept, but he woke up, and it looked like a pair of things that fed the child, and the girl was like this. ”

Hearing this, I finally understood why that girl was embarrassed by her father, according to what she said, wouldn't she have to grow three?

Two is enough, and three is a bit of a draw.

The man said, "Then the disease began to spread, and it was like this for men and women, young and old, as long as they were mature, one for men and three for women." This old man and old lady don't care, it doesn't matter if you're married, but this unmarried little girl is like this, how do you say you will marry in the future? How does this young man please his wife? So people naturally want to go to the hospital to see a doctor, but when it looks like it, the doctor actually says that it is normal development. ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but feel that this doctor was also fucking lacking in morality, how can this be called normal development? At first glance, it is sick, but if you can't get it, it's a tumor or something.

The man continued: "You have to say that this is normal development, some daughters-in-law give birth to children, but the third one just can't give milk, and the child can't eat it, because the third one has no nipples." So people say that they are evil, no, in addition to inviting you, the village also invited a Taoist priest. ”

When Ye Zixuan heard this, he couldn't help asking, "Since you have already invited a Taoist priest, why do you still invite us?" ”

The man looked anxious: "Aren't we looking for some high-ranking people to take a look?" I hope this matter can be resolved as soon as possible, my daughters have received the bride price from others, and they are about to get married, and this incident happened. ”

Ye Zixuan nodded and said, "Understood, has the Taoist priest made the result now?" ”

"He's doing it." The man said.

Ye Zixuan thought for a while and said, "Can you let us see your fake **?" ”

The man said, "Yes, I have it on me, and you can show it to you if you want, but it's not convenient here." ”

Ye Zixuan smiled and said, "I understand, but I don't know what you should call it?" ”

"My surname is He, my name is He Bao, and people in the village often call me Lao Baozi."

It turns out that this is the principal He Bao, but the name Lao Baozi is indeed very artistic, and it is easy to remember.

Ye Zixuan said: "Okay, Brother Bao, you will lead the way in front, let's see what is going on." ”

He Bao led us through a small road, and then passed by a few private houses, and then arrived at his house.

The layout of his house is similar to that of Lao Gang's family, and he has also fed some chickens, and is running in the yard, running unconcernedly, and a dog, barking at us constantly.

He Bao drank the dog and led us into the house.

There was no one at home, and at this time He Bao said: "My daughter and wife have gone to the Taoist priest's place and are waiting for treatment, so there is no one in the house." ”

After finishing speaking, he took off his shirt and went up.

The first time I saw it, it was really novel.

This is really like a woman's **, but this thing, to be exact, really can't be called **, it's a bit like an upside-down cake.

Not to mention anything else, this "little steamed bun" is quite snow-white, but it is really weird to grow on a man, imagine it carefully, even if it grows on a woman, it is not suitable, and you can't buy underwear.

After Xiao Hei saw the "steamed bun" at this time, he was not calm at all, and wanted to make it up, I thought to myself, does it want that "Mimi"?

But that's not it, dear. I thought to myself.

However, at this time, Xiao Hei's gaze was not at all like the gentle light that he showed when he saw the goddess, but that angry gaze.

I hurriedly picked up Xiao Hei, looked at its eyes, and found that on He Bao's "steamed buns", there was a black gas, and this black gas was constantly circling on the "steamed buns".

I told Ye Zixuan about this discovery.

Ye Zixuan also looked at Xiao Hei's eyes, and then said to He Bao: "This thing on your body, let me tell me directly?" ”

He Bao immediately nodded: "Of course we want to know the cause, if you know, please say it immediately." ”

Ye Zixuan said: "You are indeed not sick. ”

"Not a disease?" He Bao put on his clothes, couldn't help but be stunned for a moment and said, "How can it not be a disease?" The old and young masters in the village are all unhappy, you say that we are honest, how could this happen all of a sudden? ”

Don't say that He Bao was surprised, even I was stunned next to me, how could it not be a disease?

"You're the result of a gathering of ghosts." Ye Zixuan replied.

"Ghost, what the hell?" Sweat flowed from his head.

"This should be asked to yourself, who have you offended lately?" Ye Zixuan asked.

"Is it true?" He Bao muttered to himself.

"What's true?" I asked.

"From the day we got sick, a five-guarantee household in our village, who was a grave keeper, said to us: "Retribution, all retribution, I don't believe that you can share a little money and live a lifetime." ”

When Ye Zixuan heard this, he couldn't help asking, "What retribution?" ”

He Bao said: "Wubao Hu said: Don't touch that land, that land is the village left to accumulate wealth, but I didn't expect it to move now, after moving, now people are starting to get sick." ”

"Which land? Is there a graveyard in your village? I asked, "I've heard there's a developer there." ”

He Bao nodded and said, "After we signed with the developer, that's it, but we don't believe that the cemetery is bad, because the cemetery is barren and barren." ”

"If that's the case, then we've figured out the cause." Ye Zixuan said: "It is you who have offended the souls in the cemetery. ”

"Is there a way to treat it?" He Bao was even more afraid.

"Of course there is, but it can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause." Ye Zixuan thought for a while and said: "You go to the cemetery to find some incense, and then catch some night butterflies flying in the cemetery, and after boiling water and drinking, you can temporarily cure the ghost qi on your body, and that thing will disappear by itself." ”

He Bao was skeptical, but he was still ready to do it.

"Where is that Taoist priest?" Ye Zixuan asked.

He Bao said, "I'll take you there first, and then I'll go get some of the ones you said." ”

Ye Zixuan nodded.

He Bao led us to the center of the village.

A yellow-robed Taoist priest was opening the altar to practice, and the people around him were all looking at him, waiting for his treatment.

The man held a peachwood sword in his hand, and the words in his mouth were recited:

Feng Jiutian Xuannu Niangniang Patriarch, give me a finger of demon subjugation sword.

The point is clear every day, and the spirit of the earth and the earth.

Point to the gods and gods to appear, and point everyone to live forever.

The dot charm is easy to use! The Nine Heavens Xuannu is as anxious as the law!

Speaking of this, he then used his sword to stain the bowl in front of him with chicken blood, and then asked a person to draw a fork on the "**" with his sword finger, and said: "This fork can be drawn to keep you safe." When you wake up tomorrow, you can save it. ”

The villagers went one by one, and every time the girl and the young woman came, the eyes of the yellow-robed Taoist priest were almost straight, and when I saw this, I thought in my heart, what kind of Taoist priest is this Nima, let me come.

Ye Zixuan shook his head and said, "This Taoist priest does have some problems, so let's do it." ”

He Bao said: "There is no way now, we just want to get rid of these fake **, so can we still take care of face?" ”

"You go get those things first, you have to be quick, you can drink them and you can kill them." Ye Zixuan said.

He Bao listened and went.

I cut in front of those people with Ye Zixuan.

When the Taoist priest saw me, he didn't look at me and said, "Take off your shirt!" ”

I couldn't help but say, "Immortal Chief, are you sure you can be cured?" ”

When the Taoist priest heard that I was suspicious of him, he couldn't help but say, "Do you know who I am? I am the primordial heavenly deity descending to the earth, I can invite the wind in one symbol, the thunder in the second symbol, and the rain in the third symbol, do you think I can be cured? ”

Listening to this Taoist priest blowing like this, I also know that he has no ability.

However, Ye Zixuan did not debunk him and said: "Daxian, I want to ask you something, what is going on with these people, do you know?" ”

The Taoist priest immediately said: "Of course I know, otherwise I won't be insulted by my name as the Fuhu Heavenly Master." ”

This guy is really bragging. grass, it will deceive. I thought to myself.

Ye Zixuan said: "Actually, I want to tell you that if you can't cure it, you will also grow that on your chest." ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, he couldn't help but be taken aback and said, "Really fake? ”

"You'll find out by touching it yourself." Ye Zixuan said.

I thought it was Ye Zixuan's joke, but I didn't expect that with Ye Zixuan's words, I saw that the Taoist priest's chest was slowly bulging.

The Taoist priest hurriedly pressed it down, but where could he press it, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Where are you immortals, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, please let me go, I won't dare to do such a thing in the future." "151 Kanshu.com .