Liang Zhaodi thought in her heart, what she learned in a certain technical school was all welded with a hammer, which was a drastic transformation of some robots, Bumblebee and Optimus Prime. Now, to pick up a knife and treat such a small baby, I really can't do it!

When he used his mobile phone Xiaobao, he just picked up the price and didn't come out yet.

Mobile phone Xiaobao: Is it that the cowhide is blowing up, and it feels like the old cow is flying! If the tengu eats the moon, there is no way to eat!

Joked, I knew it was like this, but I wanted to say it. If you don't see it through, okay?

"Xiaobao, my sister needs your help!" Liang Zhaodi was coquettish, and quickly gave me another set of "whatever you want" knife skills to save that poor little one!

Mobile phone Xiaobao: Huh! ……

Xiaobao of the mobile phone was stunned for a moment and said, "Look at what has fallen on the ground?" ”

"What?" Liang Zhaodi thought it was a freewheeling knife!

Mobile phone Xiaobao: goosebumps all over the place, you are really choking, what are you proud of my machine! Do you think I'm going to be moved? People are coquettish and ask for money, and I will short-circuit as soon as you are coquettish.

"Xiaobao, save my sister!" Liang Zhaodi yelled at Xiaobao.

Mobile phone Xiaobao: This is you, if you lose yourself in the future, just think about the dominatrix on the bridge, and you will find yourself.

"Can you speak human words, give me Baidu search, how to repair the rabbit lip? Use the knife as you like again, and give it to me! "I really don't want to talk nonsense with you. I can't get to the point in 300 sentences, and it takes a lot of effort.

Xiaobao looked at Liang Zhaodi with disdain, and said contemptuously while searching: "You guy, who doesn't learn and don't know how to learn, you know the importance of knowledge now, if you leave me, you will be illiterate."

Xiaobao looked back at the mobile phone, and Liang Zhaodi was staring at it unconvinced.

Mobile phone Xiaobao: What to watch? I'm not convinced! I'm not convinced, I won't search for you, you go back behind closed doors!

"Don't, don't! That's a big deal, how can it be hastily done. Zibo is going to marry a daughter-in-law when he grows up, and my knife is very important! ”

Mobile phone Xiaobao: It's not circumcision, is it that important? Isn't there still the old king next door?

"Get out!" Liang Zhaodi controlled her emotions and said, "Xiaobao, you ...... You're so dirty! But nothing was wrong with it."

At this moment, a long series of cleft lips appeared on the screen of Xiaobao on the mobile phone, and microplastic surgery. How is it healed? There are also before and after photos. Grandma's, it's just a miracle, this guy is like never having a cleft lip!

Mobile phone Xiaobao: Plastic surgery is risky, and the doctor is the most critical.

Liang Zhaodi knows that the mobile phone Xiaobao is pointing at herself! Ay! Dead horses should be live horse doctors!

Liang Zhaodi stretched out her hand in front of Xiaobao on her mobile phone, as if she was asking for something?

Mobile Xiaobao: What are you doing?

"Knife as you like! It would be nice if it was a complete set of medical knives and pliers for doctors."

Mobile phone Xiaobao: Other doctors use it to save lives and help the wounded, I'm afraid that these things will come into your hands, you are killing people and killing people. And me! It's aiding and abetting!

"Where did you get so much nonsense, if you don't take it out, I'll throw you into the water, gurgling, and making you bubble!" Liang Zhaodi said, and grabbed the mobile phone Xiaobao.

Mobile Xiaobao: Wait! And so on and so forth! It's going to take time to have a baby! You're not allowed to let me look in my phone backup......

I'm scared! ……