"Hey, woman, I've been waiting for you here for three days, how can you see me and leave without saying a word? Are you polite or not? ”

……

"Hey, woman, I'm talking to you, are you dumb or deaf? Why don't you answer the master? ”

……

"Woman! If you ignore the master, the master will be angry! The consequences of being angry are serious, and you can't afford it! "The stinky cat finally blew up, it doesn't understand that it is a dignified cat, why can't it hold a woman?

"Hehe, if you feel that you have the strength to play with me, Ye Liangchen doesn't mind accompanying me to the end!" Lu Xiaoxiao had no words for this stinky cat, and suddenly thought of such a classic line and blurted it out.

Smelly Mouth Cat: "......"

"Ye Liangchen? What Ye Liangchen? …… Is your real name Ye Liangchen? It's not good at all! Okay Ye Liangchen, you let me follow you, I really have to follow you! I have strength, and I am very strong, definitely better than you, and I must play with you. ”

Lu Xiaoxiao: "......" people talking with cats is really more intoxicating than chickens and ducks!

"Ye Liangchen, I said that I have the strength to play with you, why do you still ignore me? What the hell is going on with you woman? What the hell are you going to do to take me in? ”

……

"Hey, Ye Liangchen, why don't you talk again?!"

"Ye Liangchen, let me tell you......"

Lu Xiaoxiao is really drunk, although this stinky cat has been talking to her in a dense voice, but it is very embarrassed, and the voice is also very loud, and most importantly, this stinky cat not only has a bad mouth, but also is good at stinky for a long time.

Walking all the way, it's all this stinky cat calling her Ye Liangchen xxx.

Finally, Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't bear it anymore and suddenly stopped. The cat master, who had been chattering in the back, hit Lu Xiaoxiao's leg with a "bang", and before he came back to his senses, he heard Lu Xiaoxiao scold:

"Who is Ye Liangchen? Who is your name Ye Liangchen? You are Ye Liangchen! Your whole family is Ye Liangchen! You stinky cat, your mouth is so unclean, did you never brush your teeth and rinse your mouth since you were born or were you born directly in the toilet? They all said that you should go back and buy toothpaste, brush your teeth and get rid of bad breath, why don't you listen? Aren't you afraid that such a stinky mouth will affect the city's appearance? ”

The cat's mouth grew into a small O-shape, blinked his eyes, and then extended his white, fleshy paws to the front of his mouth.

"Hah-" Ha let out a long breath on the paw, and then immediately put his nose on the paw and sniffed it for a long time. looked at Lu Xiaoxiao blankly, and said, "It's not smelly, you said that the master had a bad mouth that day, and the master had already smelled it when he went back." I also let other small animals smell it one by one, and they all said that it doesn't stink! ”

Lu Xiaoxiao: "......! ”

Seeing that this woman was about to blow up again, the cat master immediately raised his hands and surrendered: "Okay, good!" I was wrong! It's all the master's fault! I have a bad mouth! I am Ye Liangchen, and my whole family is Ye Liangchen! Don't be angry! ”

Looking at the big-faced cat in front of him with a white body and mink fur, Lu Xiaoxiao was actually very willing to accept it. If it weren't so wild and cool, with its stupid and cute appearance, she would have no resistance to it.

"Xiaoxiao, take it."

“…… Do you like it? ”

Wuyan: "......" As a cold god, how could he like this kind of thing? Even if this cat is a divine beast, except for Lu Xiaoxiao, he has no sense of anyone and anything in this world.

"I'll take it in if you like it."

Hearing Lu Xiaoxiao's entanglement and reluctance, she nodded shamelessly: "Well, it's okay." Take it. At least as a thug. ”

"Well, good! Then for the sake of you liking it, I'm going to take this stinky cat in. ”

Finally found a good excuse for his tangled heart, Lu Xiaoxiao said to the cat master in a good mood: "I can let you follow, but I have the conditions." ”

Seeing this woman's unreasonableness and hypocrisy, the cat master quickly nodded when he heard it: "Okay, I'll promise you whatever you say." ”

"First, if you follow me, you are my pet, you must have basic politeness in front of me, and you are not allowed to bark at a woman."

"Okay, I'll call you Ye Liangchen!"

Lu Xiaoxiao: "......"

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was unhappy, the cat master was careful and his liver trembled slightly, and said tentatively: "Then ...... Good day? ”

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao's blue continued to be black, the cat master spoke again: "Then...... Xiaoliang? Chenchen? Otherwise, I'll call you Chenchen, Chenchen is good! ”

"You, call me eldest sister in the future! And I'll call you a little pig from now on. ”

The cat master was stunned: "I am the cat master, not a pig!" Pigs aren't lowly, but I'm not a pig. ”

"Do you want to follow me?"

"Yes!" The cat master abandoned his arrogance and nodded quickly. For fear that Lu Xiaoxiao would take advantage of it not paying attention and run away again.

"If you want to follow me, do as I say. How can any owner call his pet cat a cat master? From now on, you will call me eldest sister, and I will call you little pig. So happily decided! ”

"Okay." The cat master pitifully agreed to this condition of losing power and humiliating the country.

"Hmm." Lu Xiaoxiao nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Second, since you follow me, it is my pet cat, I let you go east, you can't go west, I let you face south, you can't go north." You have to listen to me for everything, and if I say what is not allowed, then I must not do it, there is no reason. What I say you want to do, you'll have to do everything in your power for me! ”

After speaking, Lu Xiaoxiao felt that it was a little excessive.

She has always been kind and pleasant when it comes to her stupidity, but this big-faced cat is too domineering and dragging, and if she doesn't suppress it from the beginning, she will become its pet in the future.

Lu Xiaoxiao's words made the cat master think for a long time, and finally raised his head to look at Lu Xiaoxiao and said, "Although I have amnesia, I think I have a master." I want to find him...... If I meet my host, can I ......?"

"Okay, no problem. Although you work under me, we are basically equal to each other. If you find your host and want to leave, you can leave at any time. ”

The cat master's words made Lu Xiaoxiao look at it a lot.

Such a bullying cat, its owner must also have a very similar personality.

"Okay, I agree. I will listen to you for everything, as long as you nourish me with your aura every day. ”

"What? Do you mean that I want to give you a ferry every day? ”

"No need to be angry." Anyway, Master Cat, no, it was the little pig who pierced his palm, and a bright red blood bead came out of the palm of his hand, and before Lu Xiaoxiao could react, the blood bead turned into a red light and shot into Lu Xiaoxiao's eyebrows.