Text 107.Meat balls! (1)
"So come out, my hellhound!"
Lin Xia's voice was low, with a little like the murmur of the devil, he stretched out his hand, a lump of sarcoma bulged on his arm, squirming ugly, and fell to the ground with a snap, rolling on the ground like a ball of meat, trying to run towards the balcony.
Lin Xia hurriedly stretched out his hand and held it, and the ball of meat kept struggling.
"Coke, quick, get my phone!"
Lin Xia shouted loudly, holding down the meat ball tightly.
Coke, who was fighting on a round head, looked frightened, looked at Lin Xia, and then at the meat ball held in Lin Xia's hand, and shouted desolately, "Lin Xia, you have changed!" When did your taste become so heavy! You'd rather a ball than ......"
"Shut up!"
Lin Xia yelled angrily, his expression a little embarrassed.
He originally wanted to unseal the Gluttonous Monarch and turn him into a dog according to his previous thoughts, ah, no! It is the three-headed dog of hell who has become the legendary guardian of hell, and is responsible for guarding hell and helping him manage hell temporarily.
But how to say it.
It's like you pick up a paintbrush and try to draw a phoenix, but you only end up drawing a chicken.
That's what it looks like now.
What Lin Xia was thinking of was to apply a big transformation technique to the Gluttonous Monarch, turning the Gluttonous Monarch into a three-headed dog of hell, anyway, it was not the first time he had done such a thing as a sheep or a dog.
But the Gluttonous Monarch is not the ordinary person he used to be, and he temporarily feels that the image of the Three-Headed Hellhound seems to be a little scary, and he hesitates whether to turn the Gluttonous Monarch into Erha, Corgi, or Teddy.
A moment of negligence, and the result is a ball.
Fortunately, there is still a chance to make amends
Lin Xia pressed the ball of flesh that the Gluttonous Monarch had turned into with one hand, and the light between his arms flickered faintly, which was the result of the burning of one abyss demon after another sealed in his arm, and these abyssal breaths injected power into him, allowing him to firmly control the Gluttonous Sovereign.
At the same time, he reached out and took the mobile phone that Cola was holding, and he skillfully Baidu published a lot of photos of pet dogs.
"Lin Xia, are you going to help him choose an avatar?"
Coke and Yuanyuan stopped fighting for the time being, and when they came forward, they were all surprised, and they were eager to try when they saw Lin Xia browsing the photos of their pet dogs.
"This is good, this is good. Linxia, turn him into a teddy. ”
"Teddy can't, it's too, it's not safe to sleep at night. I think the corgi is good, with little short legs. Ha ha. ”
"The pit bull is fine. I'm already tired when I clean up the round hair every day. ”
"How can you dirt the innocence of the cat out of thin air, and you will lose your hair! And it's clear that I'm cleaning up every day! ”
"Are you trying to compete with me in front of Lin Xia? Do you still want to compete with me for favor after that?! Ah, you rebel thief, I'll kill you! ”
Bang Bang Bang!
The two cats scuffled together and rolled around.
Lin Xia glanced at Coke and Yuanyuan speechlessly, shook his head, ignored him, and chose a photo of Erha, and then his heart was pure, and the palm of his hand holding the meat ball was full of light.
"Nope! You can't do this to me! I'm a gluttonous monarch! How can you be turned into a watchdog! Ah, you can't be disgraced! ”
The Gluttonous Monarch screamed in a terrible manner, feeling that his body was changing uncontrollably, and this change even involved the power of the rules, almost like the Eternal Transfiguration Technique, once cast, it would be solidified forever.
Unless he can penetrate the secrets of the rules and step into the forbidden realm completely in the future, I am afraid that he will only be able to live like a dog for eternity.
Because of this, the Gluttonous Monarch struggled violently, He absolutely could not accept such an outcome, never!
He let out a desperate roar, he was going to fight Lin Xia!
Then He was turned into a dog.
"It's finally done."
Lin Xia looked at the little Erha in front of him with satisfaction, cute, he couldn't see the original appearance of the gluttonous monarch at all, it was a quite perfect plastic surgery.
"Eat my Pegasus Meteor Fist, chaotic thief, give me a gorgeous defeat!"
Don't look at Coke as small, but he is ruthless, he opened the bow left and right, knocked Yuanyuan to the ground, snorted coldly, triumphant, and saw that Lin Xia finally turned the Gluttonous Monarch into a dog, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he ran over and around, "Wow." Gluttonous Monarch, you also have today. ”
"Coke, don't bully meatballs. From now on, everyone will be a family. ”
Confucius said well, a twisted melon is not sweet.
Lin Xia turned the Gluttonous Monarch into a dog, and it was not all bad taste, mainly because he wanted the Gluttonous Monarch to help him manage hell. He had only two or three small soldiers on hand.
Coke is unreliable, and he doesn't have time, so he is all counting on the Gluttonous Monarch, the former Abyss Monarch, to use his residual heat to help him manage hell.
Unless he catches a Grim Reaper King or something one day, it will be difficult to find a person with management skills in this area for a while.
Didn't Lao Tzu say it? What is the rarest thing in the 21st century, talent!
"Meat balls, haha! I'm laughing to death, the name is ridiculous! ”
Cola laughed wildly, feeling that he was greatly satisfied, both physically and psychologically.
Sure enough, in Lin Xia's harem, it is the most favored one.
Hey, I'm a little embarrassed.
I have already let Lin Xia rain and dew are all wet, if I don't listen, I just want to spoil me alone, really.
Coke thought about it beautifully, stretched out his paw and played with the meat ball with an unloveable face, "Lin Xia, it seems that it can't accept its current image. ”
"Hmm."
Lin Xia also saw it, and frowned, the current state of the meat ball is a little bad, the psychological gap is too big, if it is not solved, let alone help him manage hell, I am afraid that if he doesn't pay attention, he will die in a minute.
"Wait for me."
Lin Xia took out his mobile phone and typed skillfully, what should I do if the pet dog at home is depressed? !
"Lin Xia."
Yuan Yuan plucked up his courage and bit Lin Xia's trouser leg, trying to accuse Cola of the atrocities he had done to him.
"Yuanyuan, good, play by yourself first. I'm busy doing psychotherapy for Meatball. ”
Lin Xia touched his round head perfunctorily.
Yuan Yuan was suddenly very hurt, turned his head, and saw Coke looking at it gloomily, sneering disdainfully, "Want to find Lin Xia to complain?" Haha, you're thinking too much. I have never seen the new laughing, who can listen to the old crying. Now Lin Xia's mind is on the meat ball, where is there to control you. ”
Yuan Yuan didn't speak, just raised his head, and saw Lin Xia really looking at the meat ball worriedly, heartbroken, and saw Coke showing off his might, and felt sad in his heart, this family can't stay anymore, I want to run away from home!
Yuan Yuan thought, turned around and went to clean up his toys, hidden dried fish and the like, skillfully packed them, and turned back three times in one step, thinking that Lin Xia would keep it, but no, he only had the dog in his eyes at the moment!
"I'm running away from home!"
Yuanyuan roared angrily.
"Hmm. Remember to bring some late-night snacks when you come back, I want to have a barbecue! ”
Cola sneered disdainfully.
"Well, put more chili peppers."
Lin Xia looked at his phone and said casually, feeling a little irritable, those methods on the Internet didn't seem to have any effect on the meat ball.
With a round wow, tears fell, and without looking back, he ran out.