0276 Thank you for your eight ancestors
Seeing that I beat a ghost general to death with my fist and raised a very powerful white snake, Zhao Junshuang's brain disease, which was directly frightened, was half healed, and his attitude towards me took a 180-degree turn.
After returning to the boat, I couldn't help but sigh again, and now I really regret how I chose to make myself more handsome in a daze.
What's even more depressing is that you will only become handsome when you are fighting, which really makes me extremely painful, what's the use of being handsome when fighting, can it increase combat effectiveness, or make the enemy ashamed of himself and lead to a sharp decrease in strength?
Besides, now that they've all become ghosts, what's the use of being handsome? I'm still too superficial, not to mention dead, even when I'm alive, handsome is not the first element in life.
Let's just say that the beautiful girl who farted was looking for the rich second generation who ran a pharmaceutical company at home, and I stood with him with clear eyebrows, but the beautiful and innocent female classmate still held hands with him and wandered around the campus to show affection, which stung my eyes again and again.
"I'm still too young." I was self-critical.
At this time, Zhao Junshuang came over and looked at me with a frown.
"If you have something to say, let it go, don't look constipated, okay?" I glanced at him, used to his brainless appearance, and I was a little uncomfortable with suddenly becoming so shy.
"It's nothing, just come and talk to you." Zhao Junshuang glanced at me again, "Or, I'll rub your shoulders?" ”
"Rubbing shoulders? No, you're not a beauty, it's not uncommon. I looked at him with some amusement, "Why, were you scared by my tall and mighty appearance just now, and now do you want to compete with me and decide the winner?" Aren't you Bruce Lee possessed? ”
Zhao Junshuang snorted, didn't answer this conversation, but began to praise me: "You don't know, when I was in college, I thought you would have a future in the future, how to say it, when I saw you for the first time in my freshman year, I felt that you had a domineering spirit, but I didn't say it, and now it seems that I ......"
"Come on, come on, since you're so powerful, you can see that I have the air of a tyrant, and the future will be amazing, so why didn't you take advantage of the college period to stammer with me and pave the way for the future, so I remembered, I invited you to eat in the cafeteria three times, and you didn't invite me once, and once you asked me to bring a bottle of cold Coke upstairs in the supermarket downstairs, but you didn't give me money after graduation." I rolled his eyes.
"I didn't pay for it, but I didn't take two sips of that bottle of Coke, so I was drunk by you calves, so I went to the toilet, and when I came back, there was only one left." Zhao Junshuang muttered depressedly.
"What does that have to do with me, it's that you don't take care of your food, I tell you, I haven't even drunk a sip......"
"You said you didn't drink, who believes it, I heard you burping......"
Zhao Junshuang and I struggled for a long time about the bottle of Coke, arguing non-stop, and later involved a lot of trivial things in college, such as who wore the wrong socks in other people's socks, and used other people's washbasins as footbaths......
As we spoke, neither of us was silent, just staring blankly at the surface of the River Styx.
I don't know what it's like in my heart, when I was in college, I thought college life was boring, and it could even be said to be a kind of torment, especially when I saw those students who had spare money in their hands to pick up girls to sing K, and their envious mouths were sour.
It wasn't until later that I didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck, and chased Xia Xiaoyu into my hand, adding a slightly more beautiful bright color, but not long after, I found that the color was green.
But at this moment, I realized that my life in college was also quite interesting, although I didn't have any spare money, I didn't have enough to eat, I didn't wear torn clothes, and I didn't have anything to be satisfied with.
Three roommates, brain-dead, crazy and poet, well, how colorful my life is, ordinary people don't have such a blessing, and I am lucky to have such a roommate with such an outstanding personality.
Looking at the drowsy sky and the gray river, I sighed in my heart, how I wish this was a dream, and suddenly, I woke up in the corner of the classroom, facing the chalk head thrown by Mr. Li Baobao standing on the podium, and gently hit my face, and the surrounding students let out laughter......
"I heard from them, you want to go to a place called Lethe?" Zhao Junshuang asked hesitantly.
"Yes, I'm going to Lethe, and I can't wait to grow wings and fly over immediately." Although I still don't know what awaits me in Lethe, that is my only belief now, and there is no other choice.
I looked at Zhao Junshuang, who was staring at the river with some distractions, remembered something in my heart, and pinched my fingers and calculated: "If I remember correctly, there should be a dead death Cambodia from the sky tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will help you grab one for you, and you can be reincarnated." ”
Zhao Junshuang's body shook obviously, turned his head and looked at me in a daze, the expression on his face was rare and not so bad, he looked a little sad, snorted, and said, "Then thank you." ”
"You're welcome." I waved my hand.
"No, I don't just want to thank you, but also thank your eight-generation ancestors." Zhao Junshuang said as a matter of course.
Me: "......"
It seems that my time calculation is not very accurate, I thought that it would take another day or two before the death of Cambodia fell from the sky, but not long after I finished talking to Zhao Junshuang, a familiar vision appeared in the sky, and golden light fell from the sky, like an immortal.
I also told Ah Tian about wanting to help Zhao Junshuang fight for a piece of the death card.
We all stood on the bow deck, looking up at the golden sky.
"It's beautiful." Ye Song let out a sigh, and then added, "But behind this beauty is so cruel, I don't know how many people will be scattered because of this." ”
If you want to be reincarnated, you have to get the Death Certificate, and if you want to get the Death Certificate, I don't know how many broken souls you have to step on, which is indeed cruel to the extreme.
Zhao Junshuang muttered with some dissatisfaction: "You say that this afterlife Cambodia is created by the rules of the Netherworld, in that case, why not make more of it, one for each person, how good it would be, why let us fight for it?" ”
This question is so high that it stopped us all, but for some reason, two words popped up in my heart: "ruthless." ”
The Netherworld is unforgiving, and naturally does not pay attention to the suffering of these souls.
"This feeling, really bad, reminds me of the artificial fish pond in our community...... Zhang Qilin said, he occasionally goes to the fish pond to feed the fish when he is bored, and when he takes a handful of food and sprinkles it into the fish pond, there will be countless fish swimming over to scramble, the pond is like being boiled, and he feels very interesting to see a lot of fish breaking their heads for a bite to eat, but now he can't laugh out loud.
"Do you feel that we are now the fish in this pond, and these dead Cambodians are fish food, sprinkled and let us fight for them, are there some people standing on the high sky watching us fight?"
I have to say that Zhang Qilin's words are a little creepy, and he also made a burst of nausea, this feeling of being treated as a fish is really uncomfortable, but it can't be stopped, I want to help Zhao Junshuang reincarnate, then I have to snatch a dead card, there is no other way.
It was even more because of the death of Cambodia that caused Shang Shang to leave me, and I became more and more unhappy with the so-called netherworld rules, thinking to myself, if I have the ability, I must overthrow its rule!
Suppressing the irritability in my heart for a moment, I continued to look up at the sky to see which golden light was closest to me, and when I fell, I went to get it as soon as I fell.
Last time, it was very unlucky, a deceased card actually fell on the ship, this time I hoped to fall on the boat, but I was not satisfied.
Fortunately, the place where the nearest golden light fell was not very far away from us, about a dozen miles away, standing on the bow of the boat, watching the golden light getting closer and closer to us, I was also ready to make a move.