Chapter 84: No Fight, No Acquaintance

Li Ling was busy pulling Gao Shiman, but Gao Shiman was also angry, glaring at Xiangcheng, unmoved, in a hurry, Li Ling reflexively protected her in his arms, and received a severe blow from Xiangcheng on the abdomen. Xiangcheng saw that it was Li Ling who was kicked, so he stepped forward and dragged Gao Shiman in his arms. Li Ling protected her and waved his hand to push Xiangcheng away, but Xiangcheng was unguarded and was pushed by Li Ling and fell to the ground.

She was so angry that she got up and shouted, "You ugly woman, cheap woman, see if I don't clean you up!" After speaking, he was about to pounce again, King Wei saw that the matter was out of control, and saw that Li Ling was dedicated to protecting Gao Shiman, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop Xiangcheng and said: "Xiangcheng, don't make your fifth brother angry, let's go!" ”

"Nope! Fifth brother, what's so good about this ugly woman? What are you doing protecting her?! Xiangcheng glared at Li Ling, but Li Ling only hugged Gao Shiman with his back to her and ignored her.

Gao Shiman heard her say that she was an ugly woman twice, and sneered: "I admit that I am ugly, but you don't want crows to laugh at pigs, we should really pity each other." ”

"You!" This princess of Xiangcheng lost her temper and shouted that the palace people had a set, but she quarreled with others, and it was obvious that she was not Gao Shiman's opponent.

Li Ling was really funny, but seeing that Xiangcheng was panting angrily by the little girl in his arms, he didn't make a sound, looked down at her puffy little face, and couldn't help but quietly put his hand on one of her black silks.

Xiangcheng pulled King Wei's sleeve and said, "Third brother, you help me teach this slut!" She was out of breath.

"If you are not cheap, you are not a person, although you are a princess, unless you are not a person, we are all sluts, each other." Gao Shiman became more and more calm, in her previous life, her friend Deng Zaiqi's most common sentence was "If people are not cheap, they are not called people", which sounds very harsh at first, but since she took an MBA class, the teacher talked about the ten weaknesses of people, and she deeply understood the meaning of Deng Zaiqi's words.

If you want to buy a genuine product for 100 yuan for 10 yuan on Taobao, this is greedy; Falling in love with each other, he is not allowed to look towards Qin Duchu, and only wishes that he is the only one in his eyes, which is selfish; The circle of friends shows off themselves, and they are afraid that people don't know what they are happy about, which is vanity; The quilt in winter is always reluctant to separate the bed, which is lazy. All of these are human weaknesses, and it is actually cheap to say that it is ugly, and who has not committed cheapness when he was young?

King Wei couldn't cry or laugh when he heard her words, he really couldn't intervene in the war between the two women, with Li Ling here, they couldn't make any big noise, he saw Gao Shiman talking one by one, so he simply retreated to the side and sat on the mountain to watch the tiger fight.

Qin Er resisted the urge to burst out laughing, and quietly raised his eyebrows on the sidelines. This Xiangcheng is obviously not Gao Shiman's opponent, and he is also happy to see jokes. And Gao Shiman's girls, seeing her hiding in Li Ling's arms, arguing with today's princess, couldn't help but sweat for her.

Xiangcheng saw that she didn't follow the usual routine at all, and while scolding her, he also brought himself with him, and he didn't know how to react for a while, and then looked at Gao Shiman's eyes full of provocation, and couldn't help but shout to the palace people she brought: "Come on!" This person dared to commit a great disrespect and drag her out for me! ”

Gao Shiman knew that he was wise and lenient today, and she had also studied the written code "Imperial Law Discussion" at this time, and when she heard the princess shouting and drinking, she poked her head out of Li Ling's arms and mocked: "Your Royal Highness the Princess, there are 12 articles of "Imperial Law Discussion", a total of 30 volumes and more than 500 articles, one of which says, 'Crimes that damage the emperor's person, power, and dignity are disrespectful', are you the emperor?" You're just an egg laid by the Emperor! ”

As soon as the words came out, everyone was shocked, no one expected that Gao Shiman would actually talk about this boring codex, Xiangcheng is usually coquettish and ignorant, where do you know what this "Imperial Law Discussion" says? Not to mention how many articles and volumes there are, I was stunned on the spot for a while.

Li Ling was slightly surprised in his heart, and looked down at the girl who was looking at Xiangcheng with a mocking look in her eyes, and couldn't help but sigh secretly.

Xiangcheng reacted and sneered: "This princess is an egg of the emperor, so isn't the fifth brother in front of you the same?" Why are you hiding in his arms, you have the ability to come out! ”

Gao Shiman was on first-level security, and immediately shot back: "Princess, if you are Zhuge Kongming, then I am that Sima Yi, the agitation method is useless to me, I admit that I am a coward, you come to bite me!" After speaking, he deliberately hid in Li Ling's arms, and tightened Li Ling's hoop with both hands, which made Li Ling cry and laugh for a while.

King Wei listened to Gao Shiman and even Zhuge Liang sent a letter and a woman's filial piety clothes to Sima Yiji to know his allusions, and knew in his heart that this chestless Xiangcheng was not her opponent, sure enough, Xiangcheng was at a loss when he heard this, and King Wei smiled: "Miss Gao is full of poetry and books, Xiangcheng, if you want to win her, I am afraid that you will need to study hard for 20 years. ”

Before King Wei's words fell, Xiangcheng came back to his senses from his stunned state, and suddenly cried: "You! You're bullying me...... Woo......"

Everyone was stunned, no one expected that the princess would be crying in anger, and Gao Shiman also poked his head out to see what Xiangcheng was doing. How did Xiangcheng wipe away his tears, sat down in the position where Li Ling was sitting before, and said: "Princess Ben is not leaving, Gao Shiman, if you don't apologize to me today, I will stay here!" ”

Gao Shiman saw that she used to call herself "this girl", and now she calls her "Gao Shiman" by name and surname, so he knows that this Xiangcheng must have done it on purpose before, could it be that when did he offend her without knowing it? She looked up at Li Ling, who was also looking down at her with a smile. She really didn't want to ask each other, secretly thinking to herself, although this Xiangcheng has a bit of a bad temper, but today's performance is not the kind of scheming sinister villain, strictly speaking, it is still the kind of brainless type, if this kind of person is coaxed well, it is really a harmless little white rabbit, better than many people, she paused, and said weakly: "Princess, you just lie here, I don't mind." ”

Xiangcheng listened to her, turned his head to look at her, glared at her, and said, "You really don't apologize to me?" ”

"Obviously, you kicked my little tiger first......" Gao Shiman didn't give an inch.

"Hey", Xiang Fan laughed angrily, "Isn't it just a dog, how much do you want, this princess will get it for you!" There seems to be no doubt in the words.

"There are many princesses in the emperor, but there is only one in Xiangcheng", Gao Shiman said sullenly.

Xiangcheng stood up, stared at Gao Shimanman, and walked over slowly, Gao Shiman hurriedly hid behind Li Ling, and when he got closer, Xiangcheng squinted his eyes and said: "I found you very interesting, you come out, I won't beat you, let's be friends, right?" ”

Gao Shiman stared at her round eyes and looked straight into her eyes, human eyes never lie. This princess of Xiangcheng is also very funny, scolding her, she pestered you to be a friend, Gao Shiman didn't see any hypocrisy in her eyes, and snorted: "You really don't want to beat people anymore, otherwise you will be a puppy." ”

The ghost envoy of Xiangcheng nodded his head in a daze, and everyone looked at the two of them with a smile.

Gao Shiman pushed Li Ling to sit on the sofa, Xiangcheng followed closely and sat next to Gao Shiman, Gao Shiman leaned carefully towards Li Ling's side, vigilantly guarding against Xiangcheng. Xiangcheng tilted his head and stared at Gao Shiman, looking curious.

Gao Shiman looked back at Li Ling, Li Ling looked at the two of them with a little amusement, he knew that Xiangcheng was happy and straightforward, but he was not worried about what she did to Gao Shiman. Gao Shiman said to Xiangcheng dissatisfiedly: "What are you staring at me, I don't like women." ”

"Hehe", Xiangcheng couldn't help but laugh when he heard her say this, "I like you." As he spoke, he leaned closer to Gao Shiman. Gao Shiman sighed in his heart, this Xiangcheng is not a homosexual, this royal daughter, she doesn't worry about food and clothing, and she is extremely bored, it is really possible to play these things that ordinary people don't play, so doesn't the prince just like male pets?

Gao Shiman didn't want to have lilies with others, let alone play Lala, the more she thought about it, the more numb her scalp became, and she couldn't help but tighten Li Ling's arm and turned her head to Xiangcheng and said: "Princess, how good a man is, you don't like women......"

"Haha, so you're afraid of this!" Xiangcheng was triumphant, she grinned and pulled Gao Shiman's arm, "Look at your mouth is very powerful, it turns out to be a coward!" Everyone looked at Xiangcheng, who was crying and tearful just now, and now laughing and trembling, and couldn't help but slander her for being moody.

Gao Shiman calmed down, looked at Xiangcheng's joke, and secretly said that she was too careful, she sat up straight and whispered to the princess evilly: "At the beginning of people, the sex is cold, and the princess is better to check it." ”

This voice was only heard by Li Ling and Xiangcheng, Li Ling thought that he had heard it wrong, and turned his head to look at her, while Xiangcheng looked at her with wide eyes, and she looked back at Xiangcheng without fear. After being stunned for a moment, Xiangcheng burst out laughing: "Okay, you Gao Shiman!" She whispered again: "I worship you as a teacher, you teach me how to scold, I have to learn to scold Puzhen, a stinky girl, and see if she dares to twitter in front of me in the future!" ”

Hearing this, Gao Shiman laughed and laughed, she is not good at scolding, and occasionally she is just forced by the situation, she opened her mouth and came, who has studied how to scold people? Looking at Xiangcheng's eager eyes, Gao Shiman smiled and said, "This ...... Freezing three feet, not a day's cold, the princess wants to learn to scold, but I'm afraid I'm looking for the wrong person, I won't scold...... will only put the facts and be reasonable......" Gao Shiman instantly raised himself to a very high style, and boasted that he would not scold others.

Xiangcheng nodded thoughtfully and said, "It makes sense...... But I still want to learn, just like you just did. ”

Li Ling listened to these two people coming and going, and pretended not to hear it with a smile, only to see Gao Shiman approaching Xiangcheng and saying: "The princess has a noble status, she only scolds others, and few others scold you, I think it's better not to learn!" ”

Xiangcheng squinted his eyes and stared at Gao Shiman and said, "Just now you said that I was cheap, why did I become noble again now?" ”

Gao Shiman was embarrassed for a moment, and then said confidently: "Language is flexible, the same smart person, if I like him, I will praise him for his intelligence, and people who don't like him will say that he is cunning, the same meaning, different expressions, what's strange?" ”

Li Ling simply obeyed this girl, and whatever words came to her mouth became a reason, and Xiangcheng also said: "Hey, it's still like this, it makes sense!" ”

Seeing that she agreed, Gao Shiman proudly raised his chin at her and said, "Love Wu and Wu, understand?" ”

Xiangcheng was about to nod, when he suddenly heard a "dang", and the downstairs opened.