Chapter 61: God, I'm Hurt!
Updated: 2011-02-07
Chapter 61: God, I'm Hurt!
"Huh?"
Shi Zhijun sat on the edge of the bed: "Although I shouldn't say that, I also feel that life here is not suitable for you at all." Somewhat...... I can't imagine that you will have to live like this in the future! Basically, although I think that Wu Ling'er I met in Beihai is a little too strong to be like an earth, at least you were happier at that time! β
After glancing at Wu Ling'er, Shi Zhijun continued: "Now you ...... Not like you at all! β
Wu Ling'er looked at Shi Zhijun carefully, and after looking at it for a while, she nodded: "Zhijun, your head is having a convulsion?" "Isn't it Shi Zhijun who always uses her family background and identity to restrain her? How can you suddenly say such a thing?
"Back to your old life?". Wu Ling'er sat at the head of the bed and tilted her head and thought for a while before saying, "I really miss the simple life I used to have!" But what...... I won't let you meddle in my business, I'm going to defeat these guys on my own, and then go back to my old life!! I want to tell everyone, no matter where I stay, I, Wu Ling'er, am not easy to bully, and my fate is up to me!! β
Seeing Wu Ling'er's confident appearance, Shi Zhijun found for the first time that he didn't understand the guy in front of him who he thought was simple.
Finally waited for everyone to pack up their things, Wu Ling'er sent the uneasy Shi Zhijun away, and as soon as he closed the door, he heard Ji Zai's miserable howl: "How can this be?!! It's too much!! β
Wu Ling'er turned back a year, and Ji Zai was standing in front of the dressing mirror and rolling: "It's obviously advanced, why haven't you grown an extra hair?" How so?!! β
Wu Ling'er glanced at Ji Zai, who only had no hair, and sighed helplessly and sat on the bed: "Brother Win, you really got it right!" β
If the original Ji Zai is only the size of a newly born chick, then congratulations, now Ji Zai finally has the size of a sparrow, and now he has really become a hairless sparrow.
Seeing that Ji Zai was still rolling in front of the mirror, Wu Ling'er smashed a pillow angrily: "Don't howl, I haven't cried yet!" Summoning a guy like you, who is incompetent and doesn't look good, and only burns out furniture, I'm going to cry! Now you're only that big, if you advance a few more times...... I'm going to have to lock you up in the toilet at home, and you're definitely the type with a rope around your neck!! What a shame!! β
"You...... You treat me like a chicken?!! Ji Tsai was furious when he heard about his future treatment.
Wu Ling'er also had a bitter face: "You said that if you look like a chicken in the future, forget it, I can also lie to others and say that this is a precious bird in which country, it is very rare or something." But if you've always been like this, no matter how precious it is, it's useless, right? Who would take a featherless chicken with them? If you're not afraid of bird flu, you'll feel panicked, right? You ......"
Listening to Wu Ling'er, the more depressed she became, Brother Ying shook her hand: "It's better to hurry up when you have that time to hit people, do you plan to not deliver the manuscript next month?" βγ
"How is that possible? If you look at the messages urging the manuscript in the book review area, it is polite to scold me as a eunuch and palace maid, and if I don't publish a book, I will be doxxed! There was also an advertisement that said that I would put my name and phone number on the telephone pole...... Didn't I just not update in ten days? Is this what you can do? I'm miserable too!! I'm dying of crying!! Wu Ling'er depressedly took out the book from her bag and prepared to code words.
Brother Ying continued to hit her disdainfully: "If no one urges you and no one scolds you for ten days, you will really cry!" β
Wu Ling'er, who was typing, was stunned for a moment and nodded obediently: "That's right, if no one really urges me, I'll be killed by a headfirst crash!" Forget it, I won't tell you, the more I talk, the more depressed I become, I'll code the words obediently!! β
Ji Zai saw Wu Ling'er laughing at him, but Brother Ying completely ignored him, and jumped on the pillow thrown by Wu Ling'er in frustration: "I know, you are all jealous of my handsomeness, so you will deliberately hit me!" Let me tell you, my handsomeness will not be diminished by a few words from you! Handsome bird like me......"
"Shut up!!"
"Shut up!!" Wu Ling'er and Brother Ying finally couldn't stand Ji Zai's broken thoughts, and while yelling at him, Wu Ling'er picked up a pillow, while Brother Ying directly pulled up an apple from the head of the bed and smashed it at Ji Zai.
Bang, Brother Ying's apple hit Ji Zai first, but fortunately Ji Zai blocked it, otherwise if the apple hit the mirror, it is estimated that the Brown family would think that Wu Ling'er was not here to be a guest, but to demolish the house.
Wu Ling'er followed closely behind the pillow and successfully blocked out Ji Zai's screams. Maybe he was stunned, or maybe he was scared of being smashed, in short, after being smashed, Ji Zai finally stopped.
Wu Ling'er leaned on the head of the bed with a headache: "Brother Win, is Ji Zai really just like this?" How will you raise it in the future? You're okay, you can wrap it around your hands and tie it on your head, what should you do? It's still small enough to stuff it in your bag, but do you really want to leave it home in the future? β
"After the witch pet advances to a certain level, it can control its size!" After speaking, Brother Ying directly shrunk from the thickness of his little finger to the thickness of a pencil, and his body became shorter, and after Wu Ling'er saw it clearly, he returned to his original state: "But for Wu Pet, it will not be very comfortable to forcibly control it like this!" Let him choose for himself, whether he wants to follow you or stay at home!! β
Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying and nodded: "It's uncomfortable...... Well, it can be understood that women will become more beautiful when they wear beauty * body ** clothes, but they are also absolutely uncomfortable! β
"Dead woman, what do you think about all day long?" Originally, I was discussing the matter of Ji Zai, right? This guy actually thought of a woman wearing a beautiful *body** clothes! Inexplicably, Brother Ying began to feel sad for Ji Zai, what kind of master did he choose? It's so sad!! Yu Lan is also famous in that world......
But despite thinking so, Brother Ying has no intention of sympathizing with Ji Zai. After teaching Wu Ling'er a lesson, he continued to retract under the pillow to cultivate.
Wu Ling'er saw that Brother Ying ignored her, and she also felt bored, looked at the computer, and finally obediently started to code words.
After the room was so quiet that only Wu Ling'er's code words were left, Ji Zai got out of the pillow, jumped on the pillow and looked at the mirror: "Actually, it's quite handsome, at least it's stronger than before, and it has muscles!" This is what a real man looks like!! β
"It's chicken, not muscle!!" Wu Ling'er impatiently despised a sentence and then warned: "Look in the mirror, look in the mirror, don't talk much, your train of thought has been interrupted!" β
"I%...... Β₯......&Β₯You real......&Β₯%......*......&%......" Ji Zai obediently began to look in the mirror after a while, because he saw Brother Ying impatiently sticking his head out from under the pillow.
In the evening, Wu Ling'er successfully solved the 10,000-word manuscript, threw away the computer, and was just about to shout long live, when there was a knock on the door: "Honey!! Can I come in? βγ
"No!!" After Wu Ling'er saved the document, she yelled at the door impatiently, and was angry in her heart: "Why do people always make trouble when I'm in a good mood?" It's finally time to treat me to the end of work, right? Why did this guy get out? β
"It's just to treat you, that's why I deliberately let the handsome guy appear, you can be content!!" Maybe it's because of an afternoon of cultivation, Brother Ying's spirit now seems to be very good.
Ji Tsai muttered on the side: "Handsome? Can I be handsome? β
"Well, I admit this, I'd rather see my Ji Tsai than see that Second Ancestor!!" Wu Ling'er also nodded in agreement with Ji Zai's words.
It is rare to be recognized, Ji Zai looked extremely happy, and when he was about to say something, Wu Ling'er sighed: "Seeing Ji Zai's eyes are just sad, looking at that guy, he is uncomfortable!" β
"You ......%...... οΏ₯β¦β¦ u&......" Ji Tsai finally twisted his head angrily and decided to ignore Wu Ling'er and Brother Ying today.
Although Wu Ling'er didn't agree to let Daniel in, he didn't seem to leave, but just stood outside the door: "Honey, do you want to come with me for the charity sale at night?" β
"Don't go!!" That kind of place is purely a place to spend money to show off, and there are no people who really go with a charitable heart, so Wu Ling'er shouldn't go to such a disgusting place.
Daniel couldn't help but sigh when he heard Wu Ling'er say this: "God, are you sure? From the inside information I know, Orlando tonight? Bloom will be in attendance, I haven't seen this guy in a long time, and I want to take you along to talk to him!! If I'm not mistaken, you're his ......"
Before Daniel's words were finished, Wu Ling'er had already opened the door: "Xiao Ao will go tonight?" β
"Well, he's on the party's list, and if there are no surprises, he'll go. You ......"
"I'm going!! How can I not go with Xiao Ao here?!! As soon as Wu Ling'er heard that she could see her favorite elven prince, she immediately became excited, and almost jumped and grabbed Daniel's neck and said that she was going.
Seeing Wu Ling'er so excited, Daniel's expression was a little hurt: "God, my fiancΓ©e is so excited in front of me and other men, I'm hurt!" β