"Coffin!!"

I shouted, and the eight old men began to grit their teeth and riveted and pulled up with ropes, but one by one, the green tendons burst out, their faces turned red, and the coffin just didn't move—

"Oh my god, why is it so heavy!"

"Come on, let's work together, one, two, three!!"

The coffin still didn't move, I frowned, took a bucket of ten-pound liquor and took a sip and sprayed it on the coffin, "Come again!" ”

"One, two, three! Hard!! One two three!!! ”

In fact, how heavy can a coffin be, the burial of the difficult people in the early days is often the two old men who carry the coffin with thin skin one by one to send it to the mountain for burial, but now this coffin that has rotted almost like a big stone filled with iron blocks, eight old men have to bite the back molars and then with the help of my sip of liquor to make this coffin move slightly, I don't know that I think it has grown on the ground.

"No, Jiaolong! Come over and help pull it!! ”

Li Xiaoshi's eyes were congested and red from overexertion, the muscles and tendons on his entire arm were all bursting up, and his buttocks sat back desperately, looking at the coffin in the grave like an old cow who dared not move, and couldn't help but ask me for help.

I didn't move, it's not that I don't want to take a hand, but I still have half of the yin energy in my body, and the reason why the old man has to get up at noon when the sun is big is here, "I can't get started, this must be the power of pure yang!" ”

With a shout, I took out a piece of cut red paper from my pocket, took another sip of liquor and sprayed it on it, then lit it with a fire, threw it on the coffin that was halfway up from the grave, and shouted: "Borrow! Fast! Pull me up before the rune paper burns!! ”

The coffin immediately seemed to be much lighter, and these people immediately came to the momentum: "Come up!" It's coming up! Quick, one, two, three! One two three!!! ”

'Bang Dang'! With a bang, accompanied by the smell of rotten earth, the coffin, which seemed to be as heavy as a thousand gold, was finally pulled up, and several old men all sat on the ground, panting heavily: "Oh mom, my mom, why is it so heavy, Uncle Xu, what are you putting in this coffin, aunt!" ”

Xu Gang was so tired that he couldn't speak, waved his hand, and took a big breath: "What, I didn't put anything......"

I stood there and didn't move, looking at the coffin with a faint nausea in my stomach, at this moment, the whole body of the coffin that was dug out was covered with mushroom-like things, especially the four coffin boards in the front and back, left and right, just like taking a dollar coin densely inlaid with it, they were tired, and they didn't have the heart to observe, I could see clearly, plus I knew what this thing was, goosebumps all over my body were also rising layer by layer.

Conservative estimates, if Xu Gang didn't find me this time, and continued to let Li Xiaoshi call his soul like that, Aunt Yanhong would definitely leave first, and secondly, this corpse could be worn out of the grave, and then it would gradually form a hill, and it would become harder and harder, and you couldn't dig it anymore.

Either I could have more than ten minutes to pass, and I looked up at them: "Have you rested, open the lid." ”

Li Xiaoshi worked very hard, probably because he also had something to do with me, he stood up with a shovel and glanced at me: "Jiaolong, why does this coffin look like it is full of leprosy." ”

I waved my hand: "Don't say it's useless, hurry up!" ”

I also thought, the more I thought about myself, the more I responded, I tried my best to make myself look like a hundred poisons are not invasive, and I secretly said to myself in my heart, starting from the old woman in Cuicui, to the white bones that were nailed to the wall after going to the city, and the fourth aunt who bites whoever is caught, and the rotten leg meat of the daughter-in-law of Sanlin, I almost have to go to the toilet to get maggots, what is this matter, isn't it just to see, it's not a big deal.

"Open the lid!!"

Li Xiaoshi shouted, this is also what I explained at Xu Gang's house, I must shout loudly before opening, so as to deter the undead, and by the way, it can be regarded as giving them a boost.

The coffin was almost rotten, and the coffin nails were lifted down after a few clicks, but the lid was not easy to open, it should have grown with the things below, so Li Xiaoshi couldn't open it himself, Zong Bao came to help, and the coffin board of the two people who were sweating profusely still didn't move, and then, Xu Gang, who had been resting one after another, and his party also began to come over to help, stuck the tip of the shovel under the coffin board, and then shouted the trumpet in his mouth, and worked together: "One, two, three, open!" One, two, three, open !! ”

With a 'click', the coffin board that had been pried into several pieces was finally lifted from the coffin and fell to the ground, and at the same time, with a smell similar to wood chips, the scene in the coffin was finally clearly presented in front of everyone.

Quiet, first of all, quiet, the eight old men except me all looked at the corpse in the coffin with a look of dumbfoundedness, how can it be three or four seconds, these people turned their heads in the same direction, 'vomit'! The sound of a woman's pregnancy reaction seemed to vomit wildly, and the smell of digestive juices spread quickly along the autumn wind.

I held back my nausea and took a step back slightly, I didn't throw up, not that I was able to bear it in my heart, but I had already thought about what it was like inside from those 'little mushrooms' on the coffin board, but still, when my nose smelled all kinds of undigested and clean food, I couldn't help but flash to the side, I didn't want to see what they vomited, otherwise, I really collapsed.

I glanced at the coffin, thinking that it would be useless to look at it for a long time, but it was useless to let my vision be stimulated, and those who wanted to lose weight could look at it twice, and ensure that they didn't want to eat anything for ten days and half a month. People', or where is the pile of corpses that should have rotted and only white bones left, what catches your eye is a pile, or a slowly coffin of jujube red tender 'meat sauce'.

The description of 'meat sauce' is a bit general, but in general, it means that we have played with glass balls, we call it' Bounce yo-yo', a full coffin is like a child playing the kind of glass ball, I can't tell the limbs head and feet at all, I can only see these jujube red tumors that look like yo-yo, OK, professionally speaking, it is corpse exhaustion, layer by layer as if it is about to overflow, and the human hair can be vaguely seen from the position of the coffin head, so it should be Xu Gang's fucking head, but unfortunately, the facial features can no longer be found at all.

These people vomited so darkly, I don't want to see that some people are going to run down the mountain if they don't vomit and their legs are weak, where are there corpses, it's clearly a big pot full of meat balls!

"Uncle Xu, you saw it, now it's a burning ...... Or do you want to keep it for reburial? ”

I looked at Xu Gang's blue and white face, I really couldn't bear to ask, but I can't help it, this is my job, since I am an onmyoji, I have to suppress my own emotions, God knows how disgusting I am at this moment!

Xu Gang didn't look into the coffin at all, and kept waving his hand with his back to me: "It's burned...... It's burned, I can't do it, I can't watch it...... Where's my mom anymore...... It's burning ......."

I nodded, called Zong Bao to get up with me and pour the wine into this coffin in order to sterilize, this thing has a very strong growth ability, as long as it is a small piece of corpse, buried in the soil, if it is not 'killed', then it is very likely that one day it will grow a 'mound' out, maybe the degree of this wine is really high, or maybe the corpse that has not yet grown in the coffin is too tender, and the wine is actually sent out when it is poured down. The sound of snorting', the wind blowing, accompanied by the white smoke that came out, actually emitted a smell of burnt, this scene is very similar to the 'melting corpse' I first saw in Aunt Xuemei, Zong Bao poured liquor into the coffin while pinning his face, looked at my mouth and said: "This thing is too disgusting, I would rather you take over the work of exorcism than do this in the future." ”

Glancing at him lightly, I began to pour gasoline when the wine was almost poured: "Do you think that the Onmyoji can choose what to do by himself, it's almost okay, you are my second god, others can be disgusting, you hold it for me." ”

In fact, when you really can't choose the line of onmyoji, speaking of it, every time it's not simple, it should be considered good luck to meet this kind of person, and it's really hard to do it with your head and belt, and the exorcism seems to be very simple, but it's also hierarchical, ghosts are like thieves, they won't attack you head-on, most of them are unexpectedly asking for your life or scaring you, to put it mildly, they are very obscene.

And the corpse fraud is like a robbery, a frontal attack, extremely fierce, but brainless, this is still a hundred percent worse than the soul as a demon.

And the most rare is the feng shui array, that is all based on their own Taoism, to put it bluntly, the basis of all this has to be Taoism plus knowledge and strong acceptance and adaptability, many times, you must be like a policeman, understand criminal investigation, can observe, but also have experience, otherwise, you are likely to accidentally die in the hands of a criminal suspect, should be lucky, at least the corpse is exhausted, just disgusting, disgusting.

"I can't hold it back."

Zong Bao's whole body looked like he was about to collapse: "This looks like that 'devil muscle', I feel like I can't eat for a long time." ”

You are quite good at describing, as if I can eat, I pursed my lips, threw the gasoline drum aside and looked at Xu Gang: "Uncle Xu, it's on fire." ”

"Dot, dot ......" Xu Gang still didn't look back at me, and looked greatly stimulated.

I took out a match and threw it to Xu Gang: "Uncle Xu, kneel down and light the paper before kneeling down the coffin, I will read a sentence, you learn a sentence from me......"

Xu Gang reluctantly turned his body around, at this moment those who came to help had already helped each other to the side, all of them were written all over the face to run quickly, Xu Gang's hands were a little trembling, coupled with the strong wind, he didn't light the paper after several strokes, and finally burned the paper, I felt the mobile phone in my pocket buzzing, I usually set it to vibrate when doing business, and the phone can't be answered casually, which is also a kind of respect for the owner.

"Jiaolong, on, on ......"

The mobile phone was still buzzing, and the outer thighs in my trouser pocket were a little numb, I stood still and opened my mouth: "Mother is on it, you have been going for more than ten years, because my son does not know that your body has been tortured so much, it is really unfilial piety to your children and grandchildren, you know under the spring, and experience a piece of filial piety for your son, and bless my Xu family descendants, I am here to send you the last journey, I hope you go all the way!" ”

"Mother, Mother, here, on ......"

I looked at Xu Gang who was stumbling and repeating my words, in fact, this is a procedural problem, it is not the dead who are appeased, but more to make the people who are still in the world feel at ease, Yin and Yang two ways, Yin and Yang two ways, the reason why the ancestors are broad and profound, is because they have taken into account all aspects, this should belong to the category of psychology, after all, burning their mother's bones is a great rebellion in conservative thinking, there is filial piety, more often, what we do is to arrange the dead, It is also necessary to let the living feel that they have a clear conscience, so that they will avoid a lot of trouble in their future lives, otherwise they have a guilty heart, and it is difficult to guarantee that they will not be suspicious in the future, and they always feel that their mother has not forgiven themselves or something, in fact, she has been gone for more than ten years, and she is still dying, I don't believe that she can have any hatred, and she has to stay here and not leave.

When Xu Gang finished reading, I said another match and threw it directly to the coffin mountain, the fire was monstrous in an instant, coupled with the blowing wind, that moment of special roasting face, Xu Gang was a little broken because of the crackling sound of burning, and suddenly shouted: "Mom!" My son is not filial!! "Weep bitterly when he kneels on the board.

The mobile phone in my pocket finally quieted down, standing aside, I half-squinted my eyes and waited for the fire to finish This thing is completely done, and when the time comes, I will go there to pick up two large pieces of burned bones, which means to put them in the urn, and I am re-opening the coffin, and this thing is all alive, but the rest of the matter is not my Zhang Zhang, when do I want to get the coffin to be buried again, that is Xu Gang's own business.

Xu is because of the strong wind, this fire is very big, the fire tongue is almost to the sky, I watched quietly, but there was a little sour in my eyes, I don't know if it was smoked by the fire, actually shed two lines of tears, nothing to cry, this is not a good omen, either crying yourself or crying others, so I don't dare to think about it, wipe it off and try to comfort myself is choking, absolutely choking.

The fire burned for a while before it gradually went out, and at this moment those corpses were exhausted like cooked potatoes, and the wilted bars were black and sprinkled on the ground, Xu Gang got a wooden stick and pulled in those 'black potato seeds' to find the fucking bones, I saw that there was nothing wrong so I took out my mobile phone and took a look, four missed, all of them were from my brother-in-law, and there was an unread text message, which was sent by a strange number.

I turned my back slightly, and first clicked on the text message, which was only one line of words: 'Don't worry, the family won't let him have any problems.' ’

What does this mean, Zhuo Jing is in trouble?!

"Jiaolong, can you go down the mountain?"

I raised my hand, signaled Zong Bao not to talk to me first, took the mobile phone and immediately dialed back on my uncle's miss, after the bell rang a few times, I heard my brother-in-law's hurried voice: "Qiaoqiao, Qiaoqiao, where are you!" “

"I'm in the countryside of my hometown, little uncle, is something wrong with Zhuo Jing!!"

"We've found the cause of the Kirin! Isn't it good that he has been sick all the time, he hasn't been evil for so long, we all think he is normal sick and has a fever! Now I know that he threw away the sunning needle you gave him! ”

"He threw away the needles I gave him? He's not going to die! ”

"yes, he threw it! I went to see him just now and saw that he kept calling your name in his mouth, he doesn't know what dirty stuff he has caused now, his whole body has been convulsing, and it is getting worse day by day, I think his purpose in doing this must be to make you appear, I have done my sister-in-law's job, you come over quickly! Although there are other onmyoji now, and Mr. Nan is also daring here, I always feel that you are the most useful! You know, Jojo, this is also the time for you to prove that you are unique to the Kirin! ”

I was stunned: "I'll go back now, I can drive for four or five hours at the earliest, you tell the Kirin, I will definitely arrive before dark!" ”

At this time, I couldn't care about the text message, and I didn't want to think about whether Zhuo Jing was reminding me of anything, turned around, I raised my feet and ran down the mountain, causing these people to be stunned: "Jiaolong!" What happened to you!! ”

"I'm going back!!"

I threw down a few words but didn't dare to stop for a moment, because I was in a hurry, my feet slipped and the whole person began to roll down the mountain, and Li Xiaoshi shouted in fright behind me: "Jiaolong! Be careful!! ”

But I don't care about it at all, I just feel that my face was scraped by some grass during the rapid rolling, and I continued to run when I got up and felt that my feet were fine, I have never run so fast in my life, even when I met the fourth aunt, I thought I couldn't run at this speed, my brain was really blank at that time, I didn't dare to imagine that Zhuo Jing would use such an extreme method to make me appear, he must be in a hurry, he thought I was hiding, so he used the method of torturing himself to see me, and I, how could I bear to see him like this?!

What god, what ghost, if anyone dares to do something to my Zhuo Jing, then don't blame me for scattering his soul, so that he will never be able to live forever!