"The ......"

Uncle Cousin helped Erli sit on the kang, and then glanced at me, as if he had mustered up the courage to open his mouth: "Erli, don't you think there is something wrong with the fourth aunt." ”

Erli didn't know why, but her face was still full of grievances, "Of course it's wrong, the old children and the old children are like her, people say that the older the old man is, the more weird his behavior becomes, isn't my mother like this now, she never scolded me when she was a child, this was dumped at me just now, I hurt like this, she doesn't feel distressed......"

It seems that all the anomalies of the fourth aunt are 'normal' actions in Erli's heart, but this is also true, no one will think to a talking 'living person' that she is actually a dead person.

Uncle Cousin may feel that he really can't say this, and scratches his head anxiously: "Erli, you also know that the fourth aunt has always been the same as my own mother, but don't blame the third brother for speaking badly, the third brother is also for your good, you also saw that the fourth aunt was wrong just now, she is such an old lady How can she be so energetic to move you, have you ever thought about it, in fact, the fourth aunt was more than a month ago...... I swallowed my breath. ”

It's really embarrassing for my cousin, this statement made him speak as if he was in pain, and his expression was uncomfortable as if he wanted to slap his mouth.

"What?"

Erli's eyebrows stood up: "Third brother, what are you talking nonsense, my mother is lying in that room, you can see it clearly before you wake up, you don't have to talk and eat at all, don't we all say it, don't mention this matter again, my mother is not a corpse, can a corpse be eaten!" ”

Uncle Cousin lowered his eyes, like a child who had been criticized for doing something wrong: "Erli, don't blame the third brother for saying this, the third brother doesn't want to do this, that's it, it's ...... Ah! O Jiaolong! I really can't say it! ”

There's no way to say it, if the two of you say something like this, you can't get a result until the night, maybe the friendship between the two families will stop because of this matter.

I got up directly, forget it, I'll be the wicked, it's not the first time.

"Auntie, my cousin didn't talk nonsense about this, you may not believe it, but the fourth aunt is indeed not a living person, let me ask you, can the current fourth aunt still communicate with you normally, she may have been very enthusiastic in the past and liked to chat with people, but now she doesn't talk very much, sometimes you must also feel that her words are a little chaotic, but you don't want to think about her abnormal direction at all, right?"

Erli looked at me a little unreasonably: "You came to my house for this?" You told the third brother that my mother was already a suffocator? ”

I nodded, it seemed that she didn't talk to me at all: "I said it to my cousin, but I can be responsible for every word I say, you can believe it or not, but I'll just ask you, the fourth aunt just stared at my friend's arm to see what was going on." ”

Erli was stunned for a moment, glanced at Fang Dapeng, and then opened her mouth: "I said that the old child is the old child, and the son of my eldest sister is about the same age as him, she may be confused for a while and treat him as her grandson." ”

I exhaled a breath and pointed to the wound on Fang Dapeng's arm: "Of course not, it's because my friend's arm has blood, she likes the smell of blood now, that is, she likes to bite things, you said that you don't like to eat, it is also related to this, of course, you can say that I am talking nonsense, then let me ask you again, the chickens and ducks at home are not lost recently." ”

"I didn't have any chickens and ducks at home, didn't I say that the yellow skin was stolen, didn't the city come to reporters because of this, oh oh, I remembered, that guy seems to be from the group of people from the city, he is a reporter! What's the matter! It's going to my mom now! Third brother, what are you doing here, what are you doing collecting money! Who are these people, you are going to my house to get it, what are you talking about, forcing me to scold!! ”

Erli was anxious, and directly aimed at her cousin: "My mother is fine, why do you still mean that my mother can bite, don't you know this in your heart, third brother, you don't get angry when you hear her say this, what is this called!" ”

Uncle Cousin looked at her anxiously: "Erli, don't worry, Jiaolong ...... her"

"What is she, she, can't just because she showed her third sister-in-law once, and showed Xiaotao once, she can talk nonsense like this, and said that my mother is out of breath, and she can eat and sleep if she is not angry, isn't this talking nonsense when you open your eyes, duck eggs don't give birth to feet, hurry up and get out of here!!"

My cousin couldn't hold it back, and looked at me directly with a distress look, "Jiaolong, look ......"

I knew it would be like this, and looked at Erli and opened her mouth: "Auntie, it's normal for you to be angry, but what I said is true, and now I won't say anything, you think about it yourself at home, maybe this house is too big, you don't know if the fourth aunt goes out at night, I'll leave it here today, you'd better not sleep tonight, just watch the fourth aunt at home, if she runs out, you will follow behind, and you can see the rest for yourself." After speaking, I didn't wait for Erli to respond, and glanced directly at my cousin: "Uncle cousin, let's go." ”

Uncle Cousin still glanced at Erli with an uncomfortable face, and then sighed: "Hey! Erli! Do you know who the third brother is, the third brother doesn't want to know this result more than you!! ”

"What a is this! Third brother! I see you're really confused now! If my eldest sister knew about this, I don't think she would come to the door to scold you! I don't know what kind of evil style you smoked today! Typical door-to-door scolding!! ”

Until we went out, Erli was still standing in the yard full of resentment and cursing her cousin loudly, so that her cousin heard the movement and came out of the yard, and when she saw us, she hurried up and looked at her cousin: "Why did you provoke Erli, why did she still scold you at home?" ”

Uncle Cousin waved his hand with a depressed face: "Don't mention it." ”

Then he looked at me: "Jiaolong, I knew it would be this result, so what is it going to be now." ”

I looked at Fang Dapeng's bloodless wound and opened my mouth gently: "Kill the pig." ”

"What?" Now the cousin was surprised: What kind of pig is this year-old killing, the refrigerator can't fit it, and it can't be held this day. ”

I looked at my cousin: "I have to kill the pig tonight, and I will kill it in the yard." ”

The cousin was about to open her mouth to ask, but the cousin pulled her aside and whispered, Fang Dapeng also opened his mouth with a puzzled face: "Jiaolong, what the hell is going on, how do you say that the old lady is a dead person, can she bite someone?" ”

I nodded, and by the way, I told Fang Dapeng about the matter, looking at his increasingly ugly face, I opened my mouth: "Understood?" ”

Fang Dapeng looked at his arm, and then looked at me: "You mean you took a tissue to wipe my arm because you were afraid that she would bite it?" ”

I nodded, of course, if I bite like that, I don't have anything to do, then I'm not waiting to die.

Fang Dapeng immediately lowered his eyes and let out a sigh of relief: "It turns out that I thought too much about myself." ”

"Then what do you want?"

Fang Dapeng smiled a little embarrassedly: "I thought you cared about me, but it didn't seem to be wrong, otherwise wouldn't she bite me, oops, I said why do you look at me like that, as if she was interested in me, I really didn't think that those chickens were originally bitten to death by her, it's unbelievable, what do my colleagues know." ”

I looked at Fang Dapeng with a slight speechlessness, he could still laugh, and his tone could still be so relaxed? Stupid and bold is this kind of person.

"Aren't you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of?" Fang Dapeng's eyes were slightly indifferent: "Isn't it just an old lady, but this thing is quite unusual, hey, you are afraid that this is what I reported, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense, just let my colleagues do a special topic according to the savage, although I am quite interested in this matter, but I promise you that I will not say it." ”

"You're not afraid?" This makes me accustomed to Xiao Ke's expression of wanting to wrap his face in the quilt, which is really uncomfortable!

Fang Dapeng looked at me and shook his head, "Don't be afraid, don't you mean that she is a zombie, or something like a zombie, I have heard some of them in the past two years, to be honest, I am a little excited, and I can't believe what you said that she is a dead person, hey, can I record it then, if the grandmother's family does not agree afterwards, then I will delete it in person, I think this kind of thing will not be broadcast in vain, if it is exclusive, it will give the family a lot of money, but you can rest assured, if their family does not agree to broadcast, I have nothing to say, I'm sure I'm going to delete it right away. ”