Chapter 47: Do whatever you want

Don't guess a woman's thoughts!

Chu Nan now deeply understands the meaning of this sentence.

Seeing that the time is passing minute by minute, Qiusheng and Wencai are about to come back, and Uncle Jiu will probably summon Shi Shaojian's soul later, seeing that there is not enough time.

Chu Nan was also a little anxious, and asked, "Say it quickly, do you want that kind of reward?"

"That's the kind of reward!" Xiaoli still has that kind of shy look, with a bewitching posture, there is a different kind of style.

"You can tell me clearly, what kind of reward?"

"Guess!"

......

Do you guess I guess?

"Okay, okay, as long as you agree to three conditions, they will follow you. This kid's soul is sure to be searched for you cleanly, what do you want to know, even if it is the information of his ancestors, I can get it. ”

Xiaoli is not wrong in what she said, direct soul search will cause damage to the soul, but it is the most effective method, and even lost memories can be searched.

But to promise Xiaoli three conditions, this requirement is too harsh.

Chu Nan knew very well that if she unconditionally agreed to her three conditions, who knew what moths would be poked out in the future!

In Old Man Jin's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", Zhang Wuji agreed to Zhao Min's three conditions, but he was almost killed by these three conditions, and in the end, Zhang Wuji lost his wife and soldiers, and even planted himself in Zhao Min's hands.

"Three conditions are too many!" Chu Nan began to bargain with Xiaoli.

"Not much!" Xiaoli looked as a matter of course, "Soul searching is very difficult, not everyone can do it, and it will also cause damage to my soul, and it may become an idiot!

Uh, distressed!

Chu Nan looked embarrassed and said, "I can only promise you one condition, and I must make an appointment with three chapters in advance." ”

"Okay!" Unexpectedly, Xiaoli agreed with a smile and didn't even bargain.

Chu Nan suddenly felt that he had been pitted!

Okay, one condition is one condition, I still don't believe it, three chapters in advance, she can still eat me.

"In the three chapters of the covenant in advance, first, it is not allowed to be contrary to morality. ”

Xiaoli smiled and said angrily: "Where do you want to go, I'm a serious ghost!"

Serious ghost? Chu Nan's face twitched, does the ghost still have a serious word?

"Second, it is not allowed to do things that are detrimental to my personal reputation or to my collective reputation. ”

Xiao Li Yingying smiled and said, "I will never make such a request." ”

"Third, this matter cannot go against the general righteousness of people, not to say that it is reasonable, but there must be a reason!"

Xiaoli nodded and said, "Just these three requests?"

Chu Nan said solemnly: "Okay, then I will agree to your conditions." ”

Xiaoli smiled at the success of her treacherous plan.

Seeing her beckoning, Shi Shaojian's soul shrank and flew into her hand, and spat at him, and in an instant, Shi Shaojian's soul dissipated a lot.

Chu Nan saw that Shi Shaojian's soul phantom had dissipated a lot, and hurriedly said, "Don't scatter his soul." ”

"I'll do something, don't worry!" Xiao Li was saying, and as soon as she missed, Shi Shaojian's soul faded a lot.

......

"Haha, your hand is slippery! You want a secretary who raises your soul, right? ”

Xiaoli grabbed the soul Lingzhong, only to see Shi Shaojian's eyes showing pain, the soul that was already quite idiotic and sluggish looked even more wooden and dull.

After a while, a scripture came out of Xiao Xiaoli's mouth.

Chu Nan was happy in his heart, it was it, and he couldn't be wrong.

Strangely, the full name of this scripture is actually called "Out-of-Body Soul Doing What You Want."

Well, this thing is really suitable for people like Shi Shaojian.

It is worthy of the secret method given by Shi Jian, Chu Nan doubted whether Shi Jian had also used this secret method to do whatever he wanted, otherwise this Shi Shaojian would have been born without a sound.

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps, and it was Qiusheng and Wencai who had returned.

Now that the soul secret method has been obtained, Chu Nan has nothing to show mercy.

"What should his soul do?" asked Xiaoli.

Shi Shaojian's soul has dimmed a lot, and he can even faintly see from the soul phantom that it is him, maybe it is about to dissipate.

"Then give him back the soul!"

Thinking of the dung pit next to her, Xiaoli's face twitched, her attitude was very resolute, and she shook her head to say that she would never send her soul back.

Xiaoli threw her soul aside, walked barefoot, and gradually disappeared with lotus steps.

"Senior brother, junior brother, something is wrong, Shi Shaojian's soul is gone. Wen Cai was panting and looking very anxious.

"No, isn't that happening?" Chu Nan pointed to Shi Shaojian's soul next to him that was about to dissipate.

"Why are you here?"

"Who knows!" Chu Nan said indifferently.

"Why doesn't his soul go back to his body?" Qiu Sheng looked curious.

Chu Nan covered his nose and pointed to the dung pit, "His soul doesn't dare to approach the dirty things, and he definitely can't return to the body." ”

"So what to do?"

"Go and get him out of the pit, wash him, wash him, wash him healthily, wash him clean, and his soul will be willing to go back. ”

Qiusheng and Wencai suddenly nodded like chickens pecking rice, washing is healthier, that's right, they have already experienced the benefits of washing.

But who will wash Shi Shaojian?

The two thought about it, and at the same time shrunk their necks, this matter is not negotiable, it is impossible.

The three of them were grinding and chirping, and when they returned to Yizhuang, it was already midnight.

It's strange that Uncle Nine hasn't slept yet.

"Why is it so late?" asked Uncle Nine.

"It's a little late. Chu Nan replied.

Qiusheng smiled and sat down next to Uncle Jiu's buttocks, patted his ass and said: "Master, you are really wise and powerful, clever and thoughtful! Sure enough, that Shi Shaojian is a person with a bad heart, pulling Xiaoli's hair, it turns out that he wants to rape, adultery, kidnapping, and do whatever he wants." ”

Wen Cai's face was full of joy, and he stammered: "Master, I was really deceived by you, and I was counted, that kid is really despicable and shameless, and he went out in the middle of the night to find the daughter of Boss Qian." ”

Uncle Nine snorted, looking very proud.

I, Lin Jiu, have always been very accurate when I look at people.

"What about the result?" asked Uncle Nine as he stretched.

"We, we taught him a lesson. Chu Nan also began to praise Uncle Jiu with a lot of words.

Uncle Nine nodded very gratefully, "I really didn't teach you in vain." ”

"What Master taught. "Anyway, you don't need money to say good things, Chu Nan and Uncle Nine blew each other in business, and everyone was very happy, especially Uncle Jiu, who sighed that there were successors.

Qiusheng patted Wencai's chest, and his eyebrows danced: "Look, Master praised us." ”

Wen Cai's face showed ecstasy: "That's easy to do, everyone has blessings and hardships!"

"What?" Uncle Nine suddenly felt that something was wrong, and asked in an uneasy tone, "What are you talking about?"

"That Shi Shaojian's soul is out of body, let's hide his body, originally wanted to make his soul come back and couldn't find his body, but his hand slipped, and Shi Shaojian's body fell into the pit. ”

Uncle Jiu's face darkened, and he didn't have to think about it, his apprentices definitely didn't bring Shi Shaojian's body back.

He understands the personalities of his apprentices, except for Chu Nan, who is a little more down-to-earth, the other two apprentices are a little playful.

It was impossible to expect the three of them to pull Shi Shaojian's soul out of the dung pit.