Updated: 2011-01-14

Chapter 10 The Legendary Overlord Attack

"Hey, idiot woman. Is your head off again? ”。 It was rare to see Wu Ling'er like this, Brother Ying looked a little impatient: "If it were you in normal times, you would be so excited that you would roll on the bed, and finally you can experience the life of the upper class, so that you can have more life experience for creation, and there were so many handsome guys and beauties at the banquet yesterday, it will definitely make your mouth water." Look at what you've become now. If you don't collect good materials, you ignore so many handsome guys and beauties, and you actually shrink in the room to play autism, are you in advance of your menstrual period? ”。

Wu Ling'er angrily smashed a pillow on Brother Ying: "You are only menstrual period!" After speaking, she turned over and lay down on her back to the sky: "But you seem to be right, it's not my style to think about things like this at all, I still have wine today and get drunk today!" It's rare to have this kind of drunken life and hordes of handsome guys and beauties, how could I miss it? ”

After Wu Ling'er directly slapped Fei Yulan with a punch, she opened the pillow and pinched Brother Ying, who was about to fall asleep: "You love to sleep very much lately, what's going on?" It's not winter to hibernate. Could it be that it's so hot that you're suffering from heat stroke? Ah, do you want to feed you Huo Xiang Zhengqi water? But will the United States sell this kind of thing? ”。

"Idiot woman, have you ever heard that earthworms can get heat stroke?". Brother Ying was speechless to Wu Ling'er: "Please have common sense if you don't have knowledge, you have to watch TV if you don't have common sense, you really haven't watched TV, just learn to hide it, people like you are my master, it's shameful to say it!" ”

"That's right! Right! Right! I also think it's a shame to have such a host!! After hearing Brother Ying's words, Yu Lan, who had finally come over, hurriedly nodded in agreement.

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!" Brother Ying and Wu Ling'er both yelled at Yu Lan at the same time, and while successfully shutting him up, Wu Ling'er glared at Brother Ying: "Shame? I'm really embarrassed, it's not enough to have an earthworm as a witch pet, I even summoned a sparrow who likes to run naked!! I don't think there will be a more shameful shrine maiden in the whole world than me!! Next time, I won't listen to your other witch pet!! ”

However, when it comes to witch pets, Wu Ling'er remembered another thing: "I've been sleepy a lot lately, what's going on?" Didn't you say that this would not be the case when a new witch pet was summoned? ”。

Facing such a sluggish Wu Ling'er, Brother Ying almost wanted to go crazy: "What do you have in your brain?" It can't be all tofu dregs, right?! You ......" a pillow made Brother Ying's cursing disappear behind the pillow.

Wu Ling'er clapped her hands with satisfaction: "This girl is not powerful, don't you really know who is the boss here?" ”。

Knowing that he couldn't make Wu Ling'er angry again, otherwise his life would be difficult, Brother Ying climbed out of the pillow with difficulty: "Before the summoning, did you immediately fall asleep as soon as you wanted to sleep, unless you use medicine or something, you will definitely not be able to support it, even if you use medicine, it will be very uncomfortable?" ”

Seeing Wu Ling'er nodded, Brother Ying continued to sigh: "Now, do you just feel a little tired and a little mentally exhausted from time to time, but you won't fall asleep?" ”

Wu Ling'er nodded suddenly in realization, and then asked, "So what?" ”

Brother Ying's head slammed on the bed, he said it so clearly, Wu Ling'er didn't even understand?!! Does she really have a brain and cerebellum in her head: "Your current tiredness is just that your magic power is overdrawn by your mental power after being absorbed by Yu Lan, and before, it was your magic power that was out of control." The two feel completely different concepts! Now, is Miss Witch satisfied with this answer? ”。

"What, that is, all my magic power has been sucked away by this hairless sparrow, which is why I am so tired? Really, you weren't as tired as you are now when you summoned Brother Win! After glancing at Yu Lan dissatisfiedly, Wu Ling'er suddenly thought of another thing: "Huh? So I'm not at a loss for witchcraft now? ”

"If you don't want to faint on the spot, it's best not to mess with witchcraft!" Thinking of Wu Ling'er's personality and the environment he is in now, Brother Ying immediately warned Wu Ling'er: "Using your own magic power to support one witch pet is completely different from offering two witch pets, you be careful!" ”

Wu Ling'er waved her hand impatiently: "Got it!" You don't have to ramble all the time, it's not Obasan! After speaking, she glanced at Yu Lan, who still had few hairs on her body and kept looking in front of the mirror, and suddenly lay on the bed weakly: "I always feel that my recent life is more tragic!" Is there something that makes me happy? ”

"Let's go out for a walk, maybe I'll meet a handsome American guy, and then have a ****? But if it were you, I doubt the dudes would take a fancy to you! Brother Ying was bored with Wu Ling'er's suggestion, but he felt that this kind of thing was impossible.

Wu Ling'er thought about it seriously and nodded: "No matter, let's go out to play tomorrow, I have to go crazy if I always wear these lady's clothes, and I will go shopping tomorrow and buy a few sets of casual clothes!" "There will be no **** if you are bored at home all the time, that Daniel, although she is handsome, is not her dish, since there are no high-quality handsome guys around, then work hard to discover it yourself! After all, Chicago is also a big city, and there are always some handsome talented guys, right?

Brother Ying sat up suddenly: "Won't it?" Are you really going to go out? Don't you want to die? Do you really think that little bit of your spiritual sense will work against a world-class killer? When your own magic power is so low that it breaks the table, your spiritual sense will also weaken a lot, otherwise why do you think you can't sense the murderous aura today? ”

"Uh, I thought it wasn't aimed at me, I didn't feel it!" Wu Ling'er smiled, a little heartless, Brother Ying only felt that his eyes were black, and suddenly, he felt that his time in the United States would not be better.

Yu Lan suddenly turned her head to look at Wu Ling'er: "Hey, woman, make me a set of clothes, like on TV!" ”

Looking along Yu Lan's wings, Wu Ling'er happened to see a Disney cartoon on TV, in which a bird was wearing a black evening dress, Wu Ling'er nodded: "If you can grow so beautiful, I will consider your proposal!" ”

This sentence immediately made Yu Lan angry: "Beautiful? How can pretty be used to describe a man? Men can only be described as handsome! Can you find another handsome bird like me? ”。

Wu Ling'er glanced at Yu Lan and said approvingly: "Yes, there is indeed only one bird like you in the whole world!" If other birds are so bald that they don't even have any hair on their faces, they will survive the summer but not the autumn. So I have to sigh at the tenacity of your vitality! ”

"You...... I...... Woman, don't go too far! Beware of my ......" Before Yu Lan's words were finished, a pillow had already flown over and smashed him from the table to the carpet, Brother Ying looked at him with a straight face: "Pay attention to the tone of your voice!" New Arrival! Don't forget who you are now!! ”

was smashed by Brother Win, Yu Lan suddenly lost her momentum, climbed onto the table depressed, and fell asleep quietly in front of the mirror. And Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying with a stunned expression: "Brother Ying, I never knew you were so bold!" It's so tough!! "Have you been ignoring the strongest people around you for a long time?

Although he knew that Brother Ying was an earthworm and was hermaphroditic and could be attacked, he never thought that he would have such a strong side, is this the legendary overlord attack? Inexplicably, Wu Ling'er began to sympathize with Yu Lanlai, this hairless guy, was he destined to become a little shou from the moment he was summoned?

Brother Ying didn't know what Wu Ling'er was thinking at the moment, but he glanced at Wu Ling'er angrily: "It's not that you, the master, have failed too much, so that these unruly guys forget the rules, and dare to talk nonsense if they threaten." ”

Although Brother Ying usually quarrels with Wu Ling'er, he has never said anything like a threat to hurt Wu Ling'er, which is something that must be observed as a witch pet. Wu Ling'er's personality is very arrogant, and he doesn't care about these at all, it doesn't mean that Brother Ying doesn't care, but he is the first witch pet to be summoned, and he is considered the "eldest man" according to the ranking.

Yu Lan reversed his usual personality of not getting along with Brother Ying, even if he heard Brother Ying scolding him for not being in the stream, he lay there and snorted, as if he was acquiescing to what Brother Ying said.

It's rare to see Yu Lan like this, Wu Ling'er is still a little unbearable, she walked over and carried Yu Lan to the bed: "Okay, you are all witch pets summoned by me, strictly speaking, they can be regarded as two brothers." Can't you get along well and not quarrel? Seeing you calling back and forth every day, I, the master, am also very embarrassed! ”

Having said that, Wu Ling'er is also looking forward to the two brothers meeting each other and becoming a pair of attackers and receivers!!

"Brother?"

"With him?"

Obviously, it backfired, at this time, Brother Ying and Yu Lan have a very tacit understanding: "Idiots will be brothers with him!" ”

"As a noble bird, this reptile can only be my food, how can I become a brother with him? Please don't insult my birdhead! Yu Lan said these words seriously, but it made Wu Ling'er laugh and fall on the bed: "Yu Lan, it turns out that you also have a spoof side!" Bird's ?!! It's hilarious! ”

Brother Ying, who was originally a little angry because of Yu Lan's words, saw that Wu Ling'er rarely smiled so happily, and finally decided to let Yu Lan go for the time being, whether he wanted it or not, it was not bad to be able to coax this occasionally awkward Wu Ling'er.

Yu Lan didn't expect his words to make Wu Ling'er so happy, and with his bird's head, he didn't understand what Wu Ling'er was laughing at at all.

Thanks to Yu Lan, Wu Ling'er laughed, and finally fully recovered, picking up the computer that was cold to the side: "Forget it, tomorrow's things will be thought about tomorrow, I still finish today's task with peace of mind, otherwise it will be miserable if I really have to be deducted from the manuscript fee!" ”

Wu Ling'er, who was holding the computer, glanced at Yu Lan and suddenly thought of something: "By the way, it's too troublesome to call you Yu Lan, and it seems to be very raw, why don't we give it a nickname!" This way, everyone will be more intimate!! ”

Brother Ying saw the flickering gaze in Wu Ling'er's eyes, and inexplicably began to mourn for Yu Lan, just like the name Brother Ying, he didn't know what Yu Lan would be called next, but he was sure that with Wu Ling'er's level of name, it was estimated that he would not be able to come up with a good name.

Yu Lan obviously didn't know the level of Wu Ling'er's name, and when she heard that she was going to take a nickname, she immediately nodded happily: "You want to take a handsome one that is worthy of my name!" ”